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[challenge entry] For the record I think Kate Winslett's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Hahaha @ O'Mara
*clickety*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Kate's what?
*de-pedants*

Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I have no idea of what you speak
move along nothing to see here
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# haha
but you have set off my garraway horn again!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# yeah I've realised that a 'Ménage à Kàte' is going to become my life ambition
though O'Mara may be a little too Gilf for me
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Caaaaaaayke!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# what the fuck IS that?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# It's cayke Jim
but not as we know it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I mean the brown bulbous dude
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Ah
he's a brown bulbous dude
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# A birthday turd
I think it's an Arkansas thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I'm hoping that won't catch on
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# yes
blowing out cables would be far more pleasant,
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Happy b3ta Birthday!
Would you like some fluff? Here is some fluff! Not griffins, exactly, but being saved nonetheless,
Awww... *gurns*
(It's GC on links)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I think I could.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Kate Bush terrifies me.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I would travel back in time to put my bits in her
to be honest I'd be tempted to put my bits in her now.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I would also travel back in time for the same reason.
But she's definately still terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Really? A bit odd in the head, I'll give you, but terrifying?
When I were a lad me & me mates did the 'who your famous parents would be' thing.
We came up with Annie Lennox as Mum but couldn't think of a suitable male Dad
so naturally chose Kate Bush. She'd understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I heard she has a secret sex cock that she calls Babooshka
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Have you even seen her dancing?
D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# No, you're thinking of Basil
Brush
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# No, I'm HE'S A FUCKING FOX D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Hahaha (sorry the voices made me do it again)


OK I may have meant bush but the voices are dyslexic.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# The Mulletsons like this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# What you can't see below that image
Is the van de graph generator.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# below that image is a tiger
www.myhumors99.com/2009/05/awkward-family-photos.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# THis was in a newsletter a while back I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I don't read it
I found it via StumbleUpon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# The posibilities on this un are endless
2.bp.blogspot.com/_crPBCZok0RE/ShFt-3ybzFI/AAAAAAAADQU/uf0f5a4zPm0/s1600-h/5.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# there's a future killer there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha what a great site
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# dear lord!
That kid is gonna go for someone in a second
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Is that the Beckhams?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I seriously see families that look like this every day on the way to work
It's grim
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# this would be Germany right?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I wanna be KATE!
KATE!
KATE!
KATE!

I too agree that Ms Winslet is lovely and I could have sam mendes in a fight anyday
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
#
I too agree that Ms Winslet is lovely and I could have sam mendes in a fight anyday
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# genius

truly well done.
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Tue 26 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] The old favourite...
Matura MT with a dash of Century Gothic for good measure.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Aww lully
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# that's lovely yes
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] a swift repost for the challenge
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Ooo nice!
But the cat's an elephant and the elephant's a cat...

*brain asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# MOQ
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Aw
Cayoot!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# ahem...

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# well this is awkward
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9461339
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# thank you!
lime jelly in the shape of a rabbit will be served later
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Yay
Bagsy left ear
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I've written your name on it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Heh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Erm ...
Remix fashion?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# eh?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# From last night - was it you who did this
With the "Clever Hat" and stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# nope!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Ah.
Well - in the words of Shakespeare in A Midsummer Night's Dream, "Well don't I feel like a fuckin asshole ..."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Ah, the poetic waxings of the Bard.
I'm still moved to tears by the "unhand my daughter you buttfucking son on a bitch" speech from The Tittyfucking Tempest.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# haha lovely.
Good morning main board.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# hello GOS!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Good Morning Grandma!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Good morning mr Rouge Sushoo
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# more nings
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I don't know if my ning container can take it.


(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# 'ning grannie
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# good morning Mocklebob!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Top of it to you, Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Hello to you...
*nods appropriately*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# hello there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# good morning, what a lovely day it is.


(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# ha ha ha
very good Sir - I was learning about Whales on the walk into work this morning.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# hehehehhe, brilliant! - but I'm getting a sense of deja vu here....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# oh dear...
has it bindun? i bet it fucking has! :(
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# everything's bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# nothing new under the sun
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# it made me grin
which has not beendun today except by my woman that I own.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# "WHAT" I own.
"except by my woman WHAT I own"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# WHOM
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I own my woman
why so hard understand? I buy her fair price from man with too much women and not enough goat.*

*She earns more than me, works very hard, it clever, gorgeous and lovely. Let it be known, I do not actually consider her a possession, since she cleans herself which my PC doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# ... and you're worried that she might be surfing B3ta and know what your username is ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# this is both accurate
and slightly sinister
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# haha
just a couple of days ago
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# fuck!
typical!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# heheh, 'fraid so :D but it's still top!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I don't get it so I have no idea what is going on here
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# in the film "Jurassic Park"
The head 'raptor keeper' is at one stage stalking an escaped velociraptor through jungle, only to realise he has been decoyed and is about to be hideously slain by the velociraptor's hunting colleague, who has carefully sneaked right up to him, rendering his high-powered shotgun an irrelevance compared to its lightning reflexes and murderous hindclaws.

Despite his imminent grisly death, the keeper manages to convey an admiration for the hunting prowess of the pair that have killed him, by hissing the words "clever girl" just before the attack begins.

M.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# *facepalms*
Ohhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
# :D
i couldn't have put it better myself! *FACT
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# 5 Stars
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Excellent!
But the b3ta hive-mind strikes again... ;)

www.b3ta.com/board/9458638
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# it is strange!
i swear i did not see that! i am op 1432 of 199877...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Gimp is being a Gimp and wouldn't let me resize it in the program
so I've thumbnailed and linked to the mahoosive one. And, yes, I've coloured it in, big whoop, wannafightaboutit?


Resized JPEG graphic

Click for 59kb of average!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
# in colour no less
WOO YAY

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Ta :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Very nice Joliet, 26 and 3/4 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# ha ha ha
34D?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Have you been going through my bras again?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# if I don't keep collecting the information
the graph will look very sparse now won't it?

Then you'll be sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I suppose
But do you have to try them on? You're stretching them out
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Madam
the ampleness of my buzoooms is not the issue here... what is the issue is that... erm... the God of science must be appeased with graphs and charts. Do you want to be the one to tell little Timmy that he has to go back to learning sex education from a nun?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Clearly not,
as you are a 36DD so there :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# The beardedwife wishes!
All I can think of is the back trouble I'd have. I'm the sensible type
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Sensible?
SENSIBLE?!?!?!?

Lolo Ferrari, now that was a sensible woman ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# you can tell by her name
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Enjoy some high reaching journalism...
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/article2427575.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# THE NEWS THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WANT YOU TO READ!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Fuck I love the sun ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# careful you don't burn your neck
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# That is ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Aw, fanks
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Aw, aren't you lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# That's a *click* from me!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# *dances round office*
A click from Ninj is like being touched by God :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Oh Tish tish...
...bless you. I should click your stuff more often, I must apologize. It's just that sat near the boss, it can be rather tricky :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Fabulous :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# woah nelly thats top banana!
:D
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# 2 ways to crop in Gimp
1)Use the crop tool (next to the align tool)
2)Rectangular select, float selection, delete original then autocrop image from image menu
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Harry 'Helvetica' Hill
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# ha ha ha
but which is better?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Needs more utterly un-funny jokes.
By which I of course mean, woo to the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Harry Hill is ace.
You are wrong - WRONG - to not like him.

This is a FACT and provable by SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Not just that,
if you were to fall seriously ill at one of his gigs, he could save your bloody life man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Am I the only one who finds this reads with a South African accent?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Getting more excited as the sentence progresses?
True dat D:
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# And "life" should be in caps with an O
"he could save your bloody LOIFE, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Good God no.
Just.

Do not.

Get it.

May be me, I don't know, but I think he's about as funny as third world debt...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Povertylols!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Third World Debt IS funny though.
It causes Mariah Carey to say things like she's envious of the Ethiopians being so thin.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# she is fucking stupid though
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I find him rather amusing
but I am a simpleton
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
# so wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Clearly you have Ear Cataracts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Do I spy the king of the compo?
*nudderclikk*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# that is great!
w&y
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
# One scoop or two scoops of mash?
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I am sad that I posted and pushed this down
Have a click to compensate!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Bless you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Yay!
You can have a go on the jelly for so ace
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# wow!
this is ace!

That bastard man picked on me for an hour when i ended up at the front of one of his shows... he kept waving an empty paracetamol wrapper in my face while shouting "stay away from the flats!" whilst pretending the wrapper was the fucking door entry system or something...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Rule of thumb
Never, EVER sit on the front row of a stand-up act! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# school yard joke #01
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Got me
every time.
(fume troll, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# there is no win
(no offence to bummers)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Haaaaaahahahahahahahahaha what great times were had with that joke
While pointing a firearm.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# thats his hand
you bellend ;)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# compo it!
It's made entirely out of full stops
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# hey!
are you saying im crap at, punctuation and that?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# yes but; possibly~ no
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
# HAAAAAPPPYY
B333333333333333333333TADAY
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Classic.
I would've also accepted

"I heard your dad saved a woman from being raped last night"
"Really?"
"Yeah...he decided to stay home instead"
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Happy bday.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
# hahaha
what a classic
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# click!
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Children are a bunch of cunts aren't they
that's probably why grown-ups are such cunts too - I blame the parents. Cunts, the whole lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Shut up you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# sorry
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
# :N
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# *points and laughs*
Emo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I am bland and emotionless
hence I am a goth... or possibly a bogger
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Or a BBC B Microcomputer.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# or a selection of
cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# it's a viscose triangle
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# exactly
it's like I was trying to show Vagabond earlier... he was having none of it though... the tease
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Possibly been done I guess, but I couldn't find it in spazz!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# haha
now do EBCDIC
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# and Ernie?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# yes
the IBM Mainframe programming and super-fast milk delivering DUO

EBCEDIC AND ERNIE!

Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I was thinking more Eric and Ernie :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# that would be silly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# 01010000 roast
(mong_gone_wrong, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Hehehe
Me Likey!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nice one Sushi! Hello playmates :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Ta Ninj :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# very good Madam
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Ta fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
# It burns!!!!!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
# How kind of you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Charles 'Helvetica' Hawtrey
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Oh I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# happy candles
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# happy!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# one day maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Happy candle day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# it was a hard 5 years
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Happy b3taday matey :)
And from your profile, such truth:

1) Nobody knows exactly where the line is, but you will find out quickly when you have crossed it.

2) The mood, will and whimsy of the board is not to be fathomed or dictated.

3) If your post count per year exceeds your salary, then you probably spend too much time on B3ta.

4) If you open B3ta outside of your usual days/time period, don't expect to be popular, understood or even liked. However if you are not popular, understood or liked in your usual days/time period, then this doesn't matter.

5) /talk boarders all secretly want to be /boarders but they will never admit it.

6) Lurkers are always watching.

7) Mods have never seen daylight.

8) Deleting a thread is often worse than creating an inappropriate thread in the first place. Nobody can tell you exactly why.

9) The majority of people who suggest compo entries never enter the compo or ever post an image. These are the people who will email all the good pics to their friends and Nuts/Zoo


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# 5 years man and boy
to come up with that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# shoudl should release a best of album
ALL KILLERS NO FILLERS

Now That's What I Call Griffy Volume 5!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I've been considering this for some time
but until now did not have the courage to go ahead and just do it!

I reckon I could get it in the number 2 slot.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Ooh do forgive me!
Happy B3taday Griffy!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# ta ninja!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Hahaha love the sideways "n"
This is ace and clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Thanks Vagabond!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I've heard that about you
you sick bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# What a gentleman does in his own home is his own business and nobody else's.
Fancy coming 'round?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I already have done
next I'll be coming triangle
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# *ba-dum tish*
More tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# :D
I AM INCREDIBLY FUNNY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# superb!
*click*

I may have underestimated the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# A compo is only as good as the effort that people put into it
Every compo throws up some dross but also some gems. Like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Thanks Barbie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Me too Joe, me too...
...thanks BTW! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# now that's good
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Thanks Prod!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Oh hello!
wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Fabbaluss!
and *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Thanks b3th!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
# STOP MAKING THAT (b)RACKET
OOOooooh! I say!

nicely :)

*cleeek*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Shouldn't you be winning this competition?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# ARf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# good morrow fair Nincompoop
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# goodness that's cheered me up
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
[challenge entry] haha woo!
*rummages*


.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# This is bloody ace
"ning Ninj


you shall have as many clicks as I afford for this!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# FREEBS!
you've been away for tooooo long - stay and chat with us all for a while... let us know how you're getting on
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Ning Bilbo!
Thank you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
# That is awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Beware of the Helvetica Scenario
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# That's grotesque*
*fab
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# winner!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Top
Notch
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry] lulz:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# love you verrrrrry much
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# *calypsos*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# *Magnums*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# *cagney & laceys*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# HEY HARVEY HOW ABOUT SOME CWOFFEE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# HEY HARVEY LOOK OVER HERE!
Oh sorry, Jordan - I was just teasing your son.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# he's got to get used to it
as have all her other children

"Your mum's a slag. Your mum's a slag"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# "Who's your daddy?
"Any idea?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# *saxes*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J7f6oJ_a5U
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# It's raining fonts, Hallelujiah, it's raining fonts! :D awesome!
I think you posted the wrong one, V - half a meg? hehehe, better :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# *whistles nochalantly*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# I didn't see that get magically smaller either
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# If only there was some way of harvesting its powers for good
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# good ...
wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# "The Internets: Created to harvest the power of porn"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:12, archived)
# They should connect the internets up to the National Grid.
Britain would glow like a fucking Christmas Tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# ZOMG
it's the matrixz - you are the choosing one!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# zomg roffly lolls!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] *pearoast for compo*

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Bloody hell that's fantastic!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Replying
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# wishing happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# The queen is coming to tea
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# HIPPY BATHDAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# you must never bath hippies
it takes away their essence
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# it also washes away the evidence
which is helpful
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# but doesn't wash away the fleas though unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Happy B3tacandleteimsday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Is it Shatmus yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen
we have a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# correct
you are reading what i just typed
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Special
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Mjifiub
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# I can only guess that stands for
Midget Jewish Incest Felch Ing Upskirt Bi-sexuals.

You fucking pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I can't help it
and I won't apologise you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
#
I want to lift you
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# fucking drunks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# but enough about what I'll be doing later on
good ningles everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# epic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I'm glad it says end at the end
because now I know it's ended.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I thought about writing it twice to confirm it.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# you should have done
it would have fit in twice and you could have left room for an exclamation mark... or a question mark which would leave the possibility of a sequel hanging in the air like a fart
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# OUTSTANDING! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# it doesn't seem to be an unreasonable question
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] oh dear
(Spakmitten, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Aw!
I like the little LOL propeller at the back

This gets a veritable click from me
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Everybody needs a lol propellor for a pillow!
woo to image!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I don't mean to be rude but
Surely you didn't create this yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# he might have
jamiedubs.com/fuckflickr/data/thumb/roflcopter.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Hmmmm
That's not yours, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Oh noes!
Am it tiem for one of these?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# yay
for the jailfailkitten
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# now post something you made
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Oh dear...
so clsoe to a click...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Bow down before the one you serve
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Woo Joe!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# cheers fella
and a good ning to you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I wonder what she looks so surprised about
Marvellous fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# probably
the fact that I didn't use a J for the mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# You're going to get what you deserve?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# *NINs*
fuck yeah. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# splendid stuff sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# very nicely done
KNEEL BEFORE eliZODbeth!!!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Bloody hell, Joe!
Who did that for you? It's ace!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# cheeky cunt
*fish slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] disgruntled user posts porn pic

yourallgay etc.

wingdings ok?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# How rude!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# haha
I know.. the more I look at it, it's almost worthy of an adblock :D
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# You and your sick filth
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# NO U
I like this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] The more he looked on the more his resentment grew...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Holy crip! He's a crapple!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Sharples' Rifles
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
excellent!

*claps like a . . . . failed similie*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# hahahahahahahha! she looks damn scary, there :D
nings N!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Ning Steve!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Battle axe!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Hehehehe...
Mornin' Bela! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Watched Sharpe over the weekend
and it was one where Sharpe's wife was being wooed by a Russell Brand alike "poet" type (who was later outed as a fraud who passed off other people's poems as his own).

All through it I was thinking, out of Russell Brand alike or Sean Bean I would leave Sean Bean a spent force under the duvet and kick Russell Brand alike in the crotch until I'd split him in two and that Sharpe's wife is a dappy cow.

All of this is just a roundabout way of saying woo to the mother funking yay to your pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Err...
thanks matey! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Hehehe
with her hair net like that she looks like one of those aliens from Mars Attacks
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# As a woman
can you explain why women think Russel Brand is attractive?

To me, he looks like a smelly tramp. Who smells. Probably of wee and brandy.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ena win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Mornin Sushi!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Superb!
Now she's even more terrifying!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh well.


/edit At Sir Dave's request, look at this: www.morttheostrich.com/bazaar.htm
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(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Hahahaha! 'ning Squiddles!
That's Braw!

Now POST THE LINK! POST THE LINK!

EDIT: Woo! thanks you made it fit perfectly!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
# done! (in original post)
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Grand!
Here's hoping it gets looked at before it's whooshed off the bottom of the page by a thousand asterisks . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I stuck it on links a couple of days ago
I must admit it didn't set the board on fire... Someone posted a picture of some BNP nonsense, which people found a lot more interesting.

Flowerpot liked it though.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I must have missed this
its a belter! and the tune is excellent too
top show people :D
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Bah!
We should set links on fire FOR REEEEEEAL!

BUM THEM!! BUM THEM ALL!!!! err . . . burn them I meant


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Everyone get tweeting the link to @robmanuel
he's just requested newsletter material!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# On the case...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# HAHAH
spectacular!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# hehe



edit link win
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# After years of confusion, the Queen finally gets her own bespoke version of Outlook


I used font matching algorithm 4.12.4
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Death to microsoft.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] You can almost smell her tears.

PS I think this compo was my idea. At some point, a while ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# eep!
*awaits Abu Ghraib masterpiece*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

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