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[challenge entry] I'm a celebrity pirate


get me out of heyarrrrrr
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] A pirate compo, yes?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Summer's here! Time for cake sports!
Image
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)
#
Ultimate Cake!
(quones, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Mediocre+Baseball+drinks tray=...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Yes


;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)
# \o/ YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)
# haha i'd forgotten about that one!
brilliant!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Is that you playing number 18?
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Be that a spork in no 9's hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry...
(torching_koroviev wax on, wax off..., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Yaaaar, he blows.
(hiplingo hiplingo, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)
# hahaha
:-p
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)
# I remember when all image challenge entries were beautiful works of 10-hour photoshopping and wit and creativity

then I woke up
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
# This took ten hours....
....I am that bloke from My Left Foot.
(hiplingo hiplingo, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)
# This^^^^
Not like the shit we post eh Medi? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] devil tomato pirate is happy
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I like happy devil tomato pirate :)
a phrase I don't get to type nearly often enough
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] A barrel of fun!
(Uhmfhshhghd, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] haha
REPOST MOVE!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# That hole seems
inadequate to accomodate a penis.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)
# :(
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
# I'm just kidding
I too have a micropenis!
(Uhmfhshhghd, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Well, huzzah!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Which hole?
The barrel's or the pirate's?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)
#
RRRRRRROOONG!
(quones, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
# yeesh
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] im sorry, this fell out my bum - toapy animation
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
#
So Denis, you said its your birthday... how old are you today..
I'm eighty
So Denis, you said its your birthday... how old are you today..
I fucking told you I'm eighty
So Denis, you said its your birthday... how old are you today..
Stop asking me that what's wrong with you
So Denis, you said its your birthday... how old are you today..
ASK ME AGAIN I FUCKING DARE YOU
So Denis...
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)
# don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
# aye matey?
nope...no takers?
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
# ah ok
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I think it's aye matey
but I'm not sure, as it doesn't explain his confusion as to what is being asked
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
# pirate to pirate chat.
pirate1: There's a problem with our weapons we've only got a hundred or so, and I don't trust some men at the moment, there's been whispering of mutiny.
pirate2: restrict guns to only a select few then
pirate1: how many?
pirate2: arm eighty.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Arf!
Also this had me lolling a bit too much: www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=13

It's over on links somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Haha
seriously though, I need those kittens

Edit: Gratuitous self-promotion link spam www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black

DONK!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Disregard anything I said about a tiger
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] YAAAARRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Yaaaargh!
*Spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
# You deserve
a Woo for this. Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)
# RICKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!


(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
# aieee
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
# OH FUCKING HELL THE EAR RINGS OF HELL
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
#
Does watching this make you wear a spinning bowtie?
(quones, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll get you Sparrow!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Yarrraaaawwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
# yaaay
although you should've changed the tree to a mast
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
# but he's after sparrows
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Yarrrrrr beat me to it
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
# bless!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] YARRRRRR OUT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# No fair! Middle stump moved to scratch his arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I'm still rotating my head to see if I am looking at it the right way
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Sorry to TJ but...
Could some kind person please go here www.livesurge.com/flowerpot
and let me know if you can hear my musics?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
# You're offline pot
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Thanks, piff
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Still can't hear owt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
# I refreshed and got 3 viewers in a few seconds
The thick plottens.
Thanks all for trying. I will keep fiddling and get this fecker working.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I still can't get it to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Thanks guys
I've opened another window and I can monitor it myself from the other side now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
# What epiphany said.
Try this instead.

www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/ham/hamtoucher2.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
# *Frowns*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Why so sad - I made* a fun game!
*I say 'made', I mean 'edited'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry] If only this was shown before the film comes on
(Uhmfhshhghd, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)
# i haven't seen it
although the witch doctor lady in the second one would so get it from me...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)
# she is very much lovely
and about 200ft tall and naked in the third film
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)
# I must've been asleep by then
(Uhmfhshhghd, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# *rents*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
# The voodoo lady shamelessly stolen from monkey island?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)
# dunno
what's monkey island?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
# awesome point and click game from olden times
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
# It is just Monkey Island, but without the humour
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] *arrests*
It's their fault...
*points down*

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] This is me dressed up for a Pirate Party sometime in 2007

I don't recall if I've ever posted this on here before so I'm taking a chance on it being not a pearoast, but not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] well this is definitely a pea roast..i'll slip it in gently
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Oops sorry, but I checked all my image hosts and did not find it
so wasn't at all sure... Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I think you misunderstand
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)
# no i meant mine was a pearoast not yours
you are very fetching in that pic though :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Aaaaaah!!
Apols again, I'm a bit stupid today...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)
# You make a fetching pirate.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)
#
t l
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Well not piratey....but I does has a surgically approved eyepatch...


And some awesome beard action going on there...

Edit: Wowsers, thats huge...resize required...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Come in Mr. Bond, I have been expecting you
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)
# YARRRRR!!!
Works for me, but you need a headscarf! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Nah...
I agree with the good Lord Dixon.... i was always much more Bond villian...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)
# VERY CONVINCING
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# me me me me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH.........BABY!


lolseams
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Fifteen CDs on a dead man's chest...
Yo ho ho two challenges in one!
(fred foobar Yeah, whatever..., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] he was rad...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)
# skillz
is it a discoflip ?
(deko, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)
# heaven is a half pipe
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Trip to hull ?
(deko, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)
# What have you...oh. Haha!
I don't think that's nearly offensive enough to be Hull-worthy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:59, archived)
# it's the thought that counts...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)
# This is great!
How many of these do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)
# 'these'?...
...i've made about 200 animations.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)
# That explains why I see a new one every time I look at the board then
This makes me happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)
# if that's a knitted pirate ...woo
if it's lego...ah well :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)
# you are a naughty bad man
and isn't this technically illegal now?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)
# hahahahaahahahaha
good save
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Pfft! :)
Are you a member of the Old Jokes Preservation Society too? Have a man with a 12" pianist:
Man with a 12&quot; pianist
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:57, archived)
# guess what i bought today!
wacom bamboo one
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)
# A penis?
Which tablet did you get?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)
# hover, young padawan
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)
# I have a bamboo tablet as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)
# did you shell out for a flashy one, unlike me?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I have a bamboo fun
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)
# is that the one with the eraser?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:58, archived)
# yeah, you spin the pen around
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)
# I've got one of those
it's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)
# A new B&W monitor ?
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Readers wives?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Nice :D
I like bamboos.
Happy with my Intuos3 though ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)
# first one i've owned
is taking a little getting used to
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Yeah, they do.
Good fun though
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)
# A table that refuses to do anything in magenta
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)
# magenta is a new development
and can be ignored at will
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Not a pirate....


.......but still of a nautical bent <Fnar>


Oh...and ning all...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Nice
Very Monty Python / Terry Gilliam-esque :)
(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:57, archived)
# I'll take that as a compliment...
..thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:58, archived)
# You should, definitely.
Woopic!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)
# And thankye too...

(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

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