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# I have this at 2048x1536

I feel dizzy, I think my temperature is 39Cish and my throat hurts.

What do you think the correct course of action should be? I was planning on making some pasta for my siblings, and adding some hot sauce to my helping.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)
# SNAKE MILK
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Say you have swine flu and take at least a week off work.
Nice picture.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
# This would be good if I had work.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Interpret 'work' to mean 'anything you don't want to do'
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Yes sah!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)
# suck a fisherman's friend
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
# EAT A HOT CURRY
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
# BUY ME ONE
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# HOW ABOUT NO?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# YOU NEVER CARE :(((((((((((
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I HAVEN'T GOT ANY MONEY :(
I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD A HAIRCUT :(
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)
# EASY SOLUTION £1 SCISSORS FROM POUND LAND
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I dont want to look like a twat :(
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one, man!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Then let it grow! Embrace the length!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# It's too long, it's a mess
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)
# do you have a copy with the lights on?
and yes, spicy food might help. I had a right temperature and fever on friday night with a sore throat. I hear theres a bit of it going around. Doubt it was swine flu though.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I'm sure someone could shop some lights or fire in.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# ..
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)
# A splendid light!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)
# i love tiffany lamps :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I've seen many of her movies
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Go to the doctor's
and sneeze over everyone in the waiting room. At least I think that's the current advice.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Haha, I only ever go to the doctors when I seem like death warmed up.
Last time I had strep throat, and I felt close to coughing up lumps of blood.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Cry into your pillow and kick your legs.
Nice Pyro :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
# But what if a cat sits on my legs?
Pyro is best.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# HUG THE CAT.
Also nope. Soldier :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# *airblasts ur rockets* lol
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)
# oh ffs f10
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# DOMINATED
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Tis very nice, Rev!
Is this part of a series?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Nah, I just like drawing things from TF2
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)
# plenty of fluids
suck ice pops or eat ice cream
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# After hot sauce.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# see a medic
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# E E E E E E E E E E E E EEEEE EEE
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)
# you are TRYINK MY PATIENCE
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# MMMMDK


My other main is a medic :)

One of the worst sounds can be "Yo! Yo! Doc!"
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# ooh that's very nice
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Thanks dude.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Woop!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Nice hair, GIRL.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Also congrats!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Thanks sweetcheeks :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# hahahahah grats
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# congrats!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# pretty lady!
get some tits though eh?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Pfffft
Maybe I should get that sexchange... Can I have some money please?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# how much are you hoping to change?
I have a fiver. You could buy some lippy I suppose
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Congrats...
But this doesn't answer the eternal question...

Does the rug match the drapes?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Well it's not that long....
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# thats ace!!
hahahaa :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
# congrats!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# to vietnam and beyond!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# hahahahaha!
me old mate gandhi!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I remember this sketch everytime I see a reference to Apocalypse Now
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I can imagine
Brando saying "You sad strange little man"!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# the challenge hasn't started
and already we've got repetition
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# deviation, apple, repetition and not much hesitation ;)
*bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# are all of you guys going to repost your posters when it starts
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# fucking hope not
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
# no
edit them for compo
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
# nope, if it gets picked, I'll go back and edit them to enter the challenge
/chances are though, it won't get picked
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
# oh
has this bindun ?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# the challenge hasn't started
and already we've got repetition
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# sorry...had cucumber for lunch
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] and another...
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)
# hahaha! shoot the spod in the arse!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# NicE!
And also...

ooh ooh ooh...from yonks ago

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
# hahah, look at him run
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Oh that's excellent!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] prolly bindun
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# thats fucking nicley shopped there mate
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# do you shoot my paw?
shoot gas
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Der Sherriff Ist Ein Schwarzenhund!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# haha
nice

also - why do the seets that people bring back from holiday for the office always taste a little strange?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
# perhaps
they've been sitting on them on the plane
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# *shudders*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
# i vant a heffervizen...
...snell!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Nicely drawn.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# get off your tank and drink your pils
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
# can I haz pills, plz
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
# 3 for a fiver
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
# what if i offered sex instead of money?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)
# you must really want those pills
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I want both :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# drug-fueled sex?
i'm there!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# yes :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
# i must warn you
your bedroom may get trashed ;)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# you're right, but that's the best one I've seen
nice shoppage!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# lovely stuff squire, as always
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# STOP IT, STOP DOING ALL THE GOOD STUFF BEFORE IT'S EVEN STARTED
(and I'm at work)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Sorry
I'm just excited :(
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I'd love it if it wasnt the compo :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I still vote for sellotape fruit to stuff.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# or the Gronkpan classic:
don't shit.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Im still waiting for the shit one
At least there'd be no reposts
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# yup
I hope it doesn't get chosen now.
great idea wasted
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)
# ha ha...
...win!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# close the challenge we have a winner!
oh
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha
amazing!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# nicely!
although i can't help thinking that you've removed the funniest part of steve buscemi
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
# The Buscemi is great
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# he is the main reason for watching armageddon
and the only reason for watching mr. deeds.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
# I'd love eyes like that, so I could see around corners!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# time heals all things
except these crazy eyes
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
# and they are his real eyes
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Soup full o' herb
*Click* :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# awesome
*click*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Have a scanners woo!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Now this one I like
*clicks*
(, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)
# mmmm, occular
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I'm glad he's using his flyPod.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# it's his arsepod
not the arsepod nano though, he likes the extra girth
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# bumpod
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# really?
i suck
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# For one terrifying second I thought he was missing dangly bits.
I'd almost called a search party to find the real HappyToast.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# LICK
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I quite like My Life is Average, a sort of spin off
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I know
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Arf
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
# MIchael Jackson 3 - 1 Princess Diana
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Classy as fuck!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Lick it! :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# what the deuce?...
...*yuk*!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# hahaha, their bollocks always cracks me up
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Consistently YES
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] see kyle
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
# see crop
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# see crop run
run crop run
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# run home crop
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# hump leg crop
crop hump leg
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# CROP SMASH!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# can you smash me
I feel dead, I have never felt so tired
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# why?
tell me and i shall let you rest your head upon my soft and pillow-like cleavage
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# I am being worked to death
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
# are your fingers to-the-bone?
is your nose to the grindstone?
are you like a Trojan?
are you also playing hard?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# yes
yes
yes
no
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# WHAT???
only i'm allowed to work you to death!
tell your boss i'm going to kick his arse for damaging my funtime toy!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# You want to kick my dads arse
feel free
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# um
is it wrinkly?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# how hell should I know
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# tell him if he doesn't go easy on you
you'll put him in a state-run nursing home
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I ain't looking after him
We would end up fighting
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# same here :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
# This is taking White Supremecy to a whole new level...
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Pffft
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Friz, why are you trying to be JMG?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I don't think he ever made a pretty good pun *that* quick
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Hello, Friz.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# this is really a stretch...
...sorry... not buying it.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# has anyone got a scrap of blank paper
I need to write down a phone number
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Who you gonna call?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Cropbusters?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# TOASTBUSTERS!
not for you HT!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# *resists temptation*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Hostusters!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# thanks Prodge
*saves to disk*
*prints*


oh....

I feel silly now
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# does this count?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# NAZI CANCER!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
# it's better than most of the entries
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# thanks
wife wondered what the fuck i was doing
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# It was really worth it viewing that bigger
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# the grain in that wood really stood out I felt
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Top drawer!
:)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# That,
Is the last thing I will read today.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# i don't think he's having fun...
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# no hands and a vertical wasp will do that to a man
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# he sold his hands to buy the watch
and it's a fly, as are the others.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
# I know a vertical wasp when I see one
even one in disguise like that one is
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# damn sneaky vertical wasps!
he must be a ninja wasp, which would explain why he is vertical and dressed in black.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Impossible
You never even see ninja-wasps.

They just sting you out of nowhere.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# like the stripy bastard
that got me on the end of the nose :(
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
musn't laugh


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

please tell me there is a pic of the aftermath!!!!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# no
nor is there a pic of the aftermath of another of the little fuckers stinging me on the arse.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# they hide in your ice-cream
in their winter camo
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I'm not surprised
That giant watermelon is about to land on his head :(
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# melonhead
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
# when things fly like that...
...the end is near.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
# is it extremely fucking nigh?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
# EFN...
...EFN!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# i may have to rewatch 28 days later
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# im sorry
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
# *whispers into lapel mike*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# you have...
...PIXELITUS!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Hock that logey now
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Smashmonkey I am sad.
Today I found a soggy bee in the watering can. I rescued him and put him in the sun. Later some fucking ants had destroyed him. I am incalculably upset.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# why didn't you do mouth to mouth?!
I am enraged
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# :'c
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# You sacrificed a bee to some ants?
I am disgusted
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# :'C
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# You bummed a bee?
*Phones RSPB*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# You guys are all jerks :''''''C
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# this is bad news
bees are becoming scarce, but ants are everywhere. i feel you have discovered the reason why: ants are in league with sentient watering cans.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I saw hundreds of bees at the weekend.
They kept getting in the way of some gooseberries I was trying to pick.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# they don't want you to eat their gooseberries
they're like smack to bees
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Fuck 'em,
I wanted gooseberry fool.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I imagined that line being said by Mr T.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# i prefer rhubarb crumble myself
with ice cream
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I'd be happy with that too.
But it was gooseberries we found hanging around in a hedge, so we had them.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# i make fabulous crumbles
next month shall be apple crumble time.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# We found a few apples trees too, and a wood with the floor virtually covered in blackberries.
No double we'll be crumbling before long too.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# crumbles are awesome
:)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Bees
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
# that's some funky bee pron music
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# heheheh
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# He should've stuck with FUNBEES

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# he should have stuck with FUNBAGS
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] :D


please be the challenge.. pleeeaaassseeee :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# hehehe
Has he been on the LSD again?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# cary fucking loves 'is drugs :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# He was non stop on the drugs
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
# pure adrenochrome

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# been there...
...done that.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# ...got the flashbacks
:)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
# haha
they stop eventually
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# not mine...
...but i keep them here in this little box.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# his girl fried egg
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# KAWAIIIIII!!
it would of been easier if Cary wore sun glasses in his girl friday.. .but no dice. :(

*also that's a picture of him from arsenic and old lace... shhhhh*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
# if he was wearing sunglasses
it would look like fear and loathing in las vegas
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
# tisa an image challenge suggestion of Archie's
photoshop one film poster in the manner of another. :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)
# i would like to see
bridget jones done in the style of death race 2000
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Bet you can't wait for bridget jones 3 to come out next year
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
# nope
got my hammer ready.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# but it LOL AOL funny
hahahaha, she is a menopausal women who wants to get married, but is to much of thick shit
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
# exactly
she needs putting out of her misery.
and mine.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# but sales of lube would go down
as she has to buy 10 tonnes a week just to get her dusty minge a little bit wet
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# i could get it wet
i'd drown the bitch
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# *gets camera ready for filming the drenching*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
# the wettening
now in widescreen
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# arsenic and old lace is a great film :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
# haha, ace!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# tis a good suggestion :D
I had quite a bit of fun doing that...

if it is selected bagsy Home Alone in the style of the Birds :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
# What have you done to David Mitchell?
Woo
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
# he does have freakishly large eye's doesn't he: the mitchell I mean
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
# still would
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
# because of or in spite of?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
# in spite of
russel howard is a lot higher up my shag list, though.
just in front of ed byrne.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I would be me if I didn't say what I think
I think he is a condescending twat
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I find him funny.
That's all I really ask for from a comedian.
I've got my brother the entire Peep Show for his birthday, the lucky bugger.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I do find him funny some times
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent.

I think we can assume if it isn't chosen Fraser doesn't look at the board at all.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
# or read Robs emails properly
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
# or does
and is being stubborn/teaching us the lesson that we don't run the place
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)
# ^this^ i fear
the mob may have spoken, doesn't mean it was listened to
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
# normally mobs are told to shut up and get back to work in my experience
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
# yah... that's the main point of democracy isn't it?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
# or perhaps he will think
this has been done now, so no point choosing it as it will result in a flood of reposts and loads of people complaining about that instead.

edit/ I think it is a good suggestion though
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Ha ha, brilliant.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
# MOVIE POSTERS ARE FOR CUNTS
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
# nice suggestions for an Image Challenge
;P

By all means start a freeform conceptual art challenge, I'd be game
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
# ...2...
...2...!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
# well, 3 made me laugh

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# the fried eggs were known to hang out in the east ends alleys...
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Don't bother with him, he's a shit
Woo!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Fried egg is about to beat up curly poo
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# is this a message about your digestive system?
do fried eggs give you the shits?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# no, my fried eggs kick the shit out of my sausages
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# thass one mean mother of an egg :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# two greasy fuckers...
...i don't trust either one.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# ...she loves me not...
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Holy crap this is AWESOME.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Nice
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# fuck!
really freaking awesome! :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Ewwww
Three wrongs!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# i like this
*click*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# good one
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# wow :D very nice
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# apparently not
this is cracking
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# duuude!!
fuckin' A :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# fantastic stuff sir :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# YES
It doesn't matter, we're enjoying it. Great idea Archie
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# One more what?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Movie poster in the style of a different movie poster
Hey mo :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Hey :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# One more idea for a 'movie in the style of another movie'
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Ok
that's a good idea.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# ..
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Clicked
and good afternoon to you too :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# everyones doing Archies new image challenge
which will either mean a lot of reposts this evening or the mods laughing as they pick a week of drawing thatcher's arse or something
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# A week of drawing Norman Tebbit?
gah!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha
*gets on bike*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Brilliant!!!
:D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# good...
...good.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Haha is that Porky's?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Indeed :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Have another
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# hahahahah...
Ace!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# peeping panic room...
...i think that idea could catch on!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I is definitely a aryan

well, I was, anyway.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# HMOMJ
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# ...don't worry...
...a doctor will inject him with drugs and kill him.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I see what you done there
also ' "THREADRUSH" GET TO THE CHOPPA!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Breadrush?
I'll have a whole wheat seaded batch please.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
# This whole board is gonna be toasti
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Yeast funny joke all year
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# No need
to blow your own crumpet.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
# roll
ing on the floor laffin
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# May as well post this here then.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Shirley Bannatyne

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Well
I'm out.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# sorry
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I see you rollator!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I'm not sure what this mini challenge type thing is....
But I'll repost this here and hope it fits.

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] norks
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Bing!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Boioiooiooioing
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
# colourmatchingetc.
Sexy stuff.

EDIT: HANG ON RELEVANT SEXY GIF COMING UP.
EDIT: www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/christyhartburg.gif could be nsfw - clothed but bouncy dancewalk
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
# yeah, my colour blindness really let me down here
and what with the cat sticking its arse in my face throughout the whole process.

He seems to think my tablet is a bed

EDIT: and a clothed possibly NSFW... thats got to be a first!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# In cat logic : if you are looking at it (book, newspaper, tablet) it must be good to sit on.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
# put the pen up the cats arse and let it draw some thing
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Cor!
*gives her £10 for petrol*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Orange and green should never be seen.
What a smashing pair of lips, though.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
# TITS!


*runs*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Nice
I once tried to sit through "Faster pusseycat, KILL KILL" to justify the poster I had as a student
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# The Robo Geisha could be something ;)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)

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