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I feel dizzy, I think my temperature is 39Cish and my throat hurts. What do you think the correct course of action should be? I was planning on making some pasta for my siblings, and adding some hot sauce to my helping.
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:53,
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SNAKE MILK
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:53,
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Say you have swine flu and take at least a week off work.
Nice picture.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:54,
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This would be good if I had work.
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:56,
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Interpret 'work' to mean 'anything you don't want to do'
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:59,
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Yes sah!
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:04,
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suck a fisherman's friend
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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:54,
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EAT A HOT CURRY
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:55,
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BUY ME ONE
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:59,
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HOW ABOUT NO?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:59,
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YOU NEVER CARE :(((((((((((
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:00,
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I HAVEN'T GOT ANY MONEY :(
I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD A HAIRCUT :(
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:01,
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EASY SOLUTION £1 SCISSORS FROM POUND LAND
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:03,
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I dont want to look like a twat :(
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:04,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one, man!
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:05,
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Then let it grow! Embrace the length!
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:06,
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It's too long, it's a mess
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:07,
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do you have a copy with the lights on?
and yes, spicy food might help. I had a right temperature and fever on friday night with a sore throat. I hear theres a bit of it going around. Doubt it was swine flu though.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:55,
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I'm sure someone could shop some lights or fire in.
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:57,
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..
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:01,
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A splendid light!
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:05,
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i love tiffany lamps :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:10,
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I've seen many of her movies
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:12,
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Go to the doctor's
and sneeze over everyone in the waiting room. At least I think that's the current advice.
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:56,
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Haha, I only ever go to the doctors when I seem like death warmed up.
Last time I had strep throat, and I felt close to coughing up lumps of blood.
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:58,
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Cry into your pillow and kick your legs.
Nice Pyro :)
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:56,
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But what if a cat sits on my legs?
Pyro is best.
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:58,
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HUG THE CAT.
Also nope. Soldier :)
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:59,
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*airblasts ur rockets* lol
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:05,
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oh ffs f10
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:06,
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DOMINATED
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:10,
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Tis very nice, Rev!
Is this part of a series?
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:59,
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Nah, I just like drawing things from TF2
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:01,
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plenty of fluids
suck ice pops or eat ice cream
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:00,
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After hot sauce.
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:03,
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E E E E E E E E E E E E EEEEE EEE
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:05,
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MMMMDK
My other main is a medic :) One of the worst sounds can be "Yo! Yo! Doc!"
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:10,
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ooh that's very nice
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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/ ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:12,
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Thanks dude.
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:13,
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Woop!
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:48,
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Nice hair, GIRL.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:49,
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Also congrats!
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:49,
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Thanks sweetcheeks :)
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:50,
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hahahahah grats
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:51,
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congrats!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:51,
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pretty lady!
get some tits though eh?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:53,
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Pfffft
Maybe I should get that sexchange... Can I have some money please?
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:58,
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how much are you hoping to change?
I have a fiver. You could buy some lippy I suppose
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:17,
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Congrats...
But this doesn't answer the eternal question... Does the rug match the drapes?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:54,
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Well it's not that long....
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:00,
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thats ace!!
hahahaa :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:55,
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:56,
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congrats!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:58,
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:46,
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to vietnam and beyond!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:48,
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:59,
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hahahahaha!
me old mate gandhi!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:03,
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I remember this sketch everytime I see a reference to Apocalypse Now
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:05,
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I can imagine
Brando saying "You sad strange little man"!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:50,
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the challenge hasn't started
and already we've got repetition
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:50,
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deviation, apple, repetition and not much hesitation ;)
*bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:51,
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fucking hope not
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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:52,
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no
edit them for compo
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:52,
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nope, if it gets picked, I'll go back and edit them to enter the challenge
/chances are though, it won't get picked
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:52,
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oh
has this bindun ?
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:51,
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the challenge hasn't started
and already we've got repetition
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:52,
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hahaha :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:53,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:57,
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sorry...had cucumber for lunch
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:53,
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and another...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:45,
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hahaha! shoot the spod in the arse!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:51,
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NicE!
And also... ooh ooh ooh...from yonks ago
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:52,
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hahah, look at him run
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:57,
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Oh that's excellent!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:00,
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prolly bindun
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beaubodor blogless ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:23,
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thats fucking nicley shopped there mate
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:27,
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do you shoot my paw?
shoot gas
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:28,
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Der Sherriff Ist Ein Schwarzenhund!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:34,
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haha
nice also - why do the seets that people bring back from holiday for the office always taste a little strange?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:30,
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perhaps
they've been sitting on them on the plane
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Bluntphilly trying to loose wait ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:49,
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*shudders*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:55,
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i vant a heffervizen...
...snell!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:32,
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Nicely drawn.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:35,
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get off your tank and drink your pils
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:37,
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Hahahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:39,
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can I haz pills, plz
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:42,
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3 for a fiver
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:44,
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what if i offered sex instead of money?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:45,
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you must really want those pills
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:47,
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I want both :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:49,
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drug-fueled sex?
i'm there!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:51,
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yes :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:52,
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i must warn you
your bedroom may get trashed ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:57,
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you're right, but that's the best one I've seen
nice shoppage!
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:46,
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lovely stuff squire, as always
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:47,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:21,
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STOP IT, STOP DOING ALL THE GOOD STUFF BEFORE IT'S EVEN STARTED
(and I'm at work)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:21,
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Sorry
I'm just excited :(
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:22,
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I'd love it if it wasnt the compo :D
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:23,
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I still vote for sellotape fruit to stuff.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:25,
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or the Gronkpan classic:
don't shit.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:25,
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Im still waiting for the shit one
At least there'd be no reposts
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:26,
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yup
I hope it doesn't get chosen now. great idea wasted
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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:45,
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ha ha...
...win!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:21,
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close the challenge we have a winner!
oh
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:22,
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Hahahahaha
amazing!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:22,
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nicely!
although i can't help thinking that you've removed the funniest part of steve buscemi
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:24,
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The Buscemi is great
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:27,
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he is the main reason for watching armageddon
and the only reason for watching mr. deeds.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:31,
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I'd love eyes like that, so I could see around corners!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:34,
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time heals all things
except these crazy eyes
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:36,
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and they are his real eyes
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:36,
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Soup full o' herb
*Click* :D
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Ninj ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:25,
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awesome
*click*
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elbow ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:28,
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Have a scanners woo!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:41,
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Now this one I like
*clicks*
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:37,
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mmmm, occular
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:17,
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I'm glad he's using his flyPod.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:18,
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it's his arsepod
not the arsepod nano though, he likes the extra girth
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:21,
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bumpod
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:22,
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really?
i suck
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:20,
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For one terrifying second I thought he was missing dangly bits.
I'd almost called a search party to find the real HappyToast.
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:21,
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LICK
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:21,
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I quite like My Life is Average, a sort of spin off
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:22,
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I know
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:23,
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Arf
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:24,
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MIchael Jackson 3 - 1 Princess Diana
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:26,
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Classy as fuck!
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:23,
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Lick it! :D
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:21,
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what the deuce?...
...*yuk*!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:22,
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hahaha, their bollocks always cracks me up
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:26,
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...
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Ninj ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:16,
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Consistently YES
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:21,
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see kyle
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joeblob ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:04,
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see crop
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:05,
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see crop run
run crop run
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:08,
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run home crop
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:09,
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hump leg crop
crop hump leg
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:10,
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CROP SMASH!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:11,
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can you smash me
I feel dead, I have never felt so tired
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:11,
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why?
tell me and i shall let you rest your head upon my soft and pillow-like cleavage
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:13,
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I am being worked to death
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:15,
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are your fingers to-the-bone?
is your nose to the grindstone? are you like a Trojan? are you also playing hard?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:17,
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yes
yes yes no
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:19,
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WHAT???
only i'm allowed to work you to death! tell your boss i'm going to kick his arse for damaging my funtime toy!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:19,
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You want to kick my dads arse
feel free
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:20,
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um
is it wrinkly?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:21,
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how hell should I know
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:22,
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tell him if he doesn't go easy on you
you'll put him in a state-run nursing home
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:23,
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I ain't looking after him
We would end up fighting
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:26,
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same here :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:31,
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This is taking White Supremecy to a whole new level...
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Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:05,
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Pffft
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:07,
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Hahaha
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:10,
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Friz, why are you trying to be JMG?
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:11,
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I don't think he ever made a pretty good pun *that* quick
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__ ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:13,
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Hello, Friz.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:14,
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this is really a stretch...
...sorry... not buying it.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:06,
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has anyone got a scrap of blank paper
I need to write down a phone number
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:08,
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Who you gonna call?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:10,
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Cropbusters?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:11,
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TOASTBUSTERS!
not for you HT!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:11,
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*resists temptation*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:11,
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Hostusters!
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:12,
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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:11,
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thanks Prodge
*saves to disk* *prints* oh.... I feel silly now
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:12,
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:D
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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:12,
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does this count?
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elbow ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:13,
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NAZI CANCER!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:15,
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it's better than most of the entries
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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:16,
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thanks
wife wondered what the fuck i was doing
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elbow ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:19,
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It was really worth it viewing that bigger
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:10,
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the grain in that wood really stood out I felt
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:13,
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Top drawer!
:)
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:16,
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That,
Is the last thing I will read today.
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the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew? ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:17,
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i don't think he's having fun...
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:59,
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no hands and a vertical wasp will do that to a man
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:00,
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he sold his hands to buy the watch
and it's a fly, as are the others.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:03,
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I know a vertical wasp when I see one
even one in disguise like that one is
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:05,
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damn sneaky vertical wasps!
he must be a ninja wasp, which would explain why he is vertical and dressed in black.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:10,
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Impossible
You never even see ninja-wasps. They just sting you out of nowhere.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:14,
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like the stripy bastard
that got me on the end of the nose :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:16,
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
musn't laugh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA please tell me there is a pic of the aftermath!!!!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:18,
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no
nor is there a pic of the aftermath of another of the little fuckers stinging me on the arse.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:22,
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they hide in your ice-cream
in their winter camo
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:16,
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I'm not surprised
That giant watermelon is about to land on his head :(
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:00,
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melonhead
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:03,
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when things fly like that...
...the end is near.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:03,
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is it extremely fucking nigh?
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:04,
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EFN...
...EFN!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:05,
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i may have to rewatch 28 days later
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:14,
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im sorry
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:04,
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*whispers into lapel mike*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:07,
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you have...
...PIXELITUS!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:07,
archived )
Hock that logey now
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:08,
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arf!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:09,
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Smashmonkey I am sad.
Today I found a soggy bee in the watering can. I rescued him and put him in the sun. Later some fucking ants had destroyed him. I am incalculably upset.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:05,
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why didn't you do mouth to mouth?!
I am enraged
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:06,
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:'c
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:07,
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You sacrificed a bee to some ants?
I am disgusted
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:06,
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:'C
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:07,
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You bummed a bee?
*Phones RSPB*
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:08,
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You guys are all jerks :''''''C
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:09,
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this is bad news
bees are becoming scarce, but ants are everywhere. i feel you have discovered the reason why: ants are in league with sentient watering cans.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:08,
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I saw hundreds of bees at the weekend.
They kept getting in the way of some gooseberries I was trying to pick.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:10,
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they don't want you to eat their gooseberries
they're like smack to bees
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:12,
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Fuck 'em,
I wanted gooseberry fool.
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:14,
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I imagined that line being said by Mr T.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:18,
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i prefer rhubarb crumble myself
with ice cream
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:18,
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I'd be happy with that too.
But it was gooseberries we found hanging around in a hedge, so we had them.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:19,
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i make fabulous crumbles
next month shall be apple crumble time.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:21,
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We found a few apples trees too, and a wood with the floor virtually covered in blackberries.
No double we'll be crumbling before long too.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:25,
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crumbles are awesome
:)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:29,
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Bees
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:15,
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that's some funky bee pron music
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:17,
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heheheh
(
asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:26,
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He should've stuck with FUNBEES
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:12,
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he should have stuck with FUNBAGS
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:15,
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:D
please be the challenge.. pleeeaaassseeee :D
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:39,
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hehehe
Has he been on the LSD again?
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:40,
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cary fucking loves 'is drugs :D
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:41,
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He was non stop on the drugs
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:42,
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pure adrenochrome
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:00,
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been there...
...done that.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:40,
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...got the flashbacks
:)
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:42,
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haha
they stop eventually
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:59,
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not mine...
...but i keep them here in this little box.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:09,
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his girl fried egg
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:41,
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KAWAIIIIII!!
it would of been easier if Cary wore sun glasses in his girl friday.. .but no dice. :( *also that's a picture of him from arsenic and old lace... shhhhh*
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:44,
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if he was wearing sunglasses
it would look like fear and loathing in las vegas
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:45,
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tisa an image challenge suggestion of Archie's
photoshop one film poster in the manner of another. :D
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:48,
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i would like to see
bridget jones done in the style of death race 2000
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:49,
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Bet you can't wait for bridget jones 3 to come out next year
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:50,
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nope
got my hammer ready.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:54,
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but it LOL AOL funny
hahahaha, she is a menopausal women who wants to get married, but is to much of thick shit
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:55,
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exactly
she needs putting out of her misery. and mine.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:59,
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but sales of lube would go down
as she has to buy 10 tonnes a week just to get her dusty minge a little bit wet
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:01,
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i could get it wet
i'd drown the bitch
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:02,
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*gets camera ready for filming the drenching*
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:04,
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the wettening
now in widescreen
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:07,
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arsenic and old lace is a great film :)
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:45,
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haha, ace!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:41,
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tis a good suggestion :D
I had quite a bit of fun doing that... if it is selected bagsy Home Alone in the style of the Birds :)
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:45,
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What have you done to David Mitchell?
Woo
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:42,
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he does have freakishly large eye's doesn't he: the mitchell I mean
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:45,
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still would
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:50,
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because of or in spite of?
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:51,
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in spite of
russel howard is a lot higher up my shag list, though. just in front of ed byrne.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:53,
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I would be me if I didn't say what I think
I think he is a condescending twat
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:52,
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I find him funny.
That's all I really ask for from a comedian. I've got my brother the entire Peep Show for his birthday, the lucky bugger.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:54,
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I do find him funny some times
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:56,
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Hahaha
Excellent. I think we can assume if it isn't chosen Fraser doesn't look at the board at all.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:43,
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or read Robs emails properly
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:44,
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or does
and is being stubborn/teaching us the lesson that we don't run the place
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:48,
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^this^ i fear
the mob may have spoken, doesn't mean it was listened to
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:51,
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normally mobs are told to shut up and get back to work in my experience
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:51,
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yah... that's the main point of democracy isn't it?
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:53,
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or perhaps he will think
this has been done now, so no point choosing it as it will result in a flood of reposts and loads of people complaining about that instead. edit/ I think it is a good suggestion though
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:58,
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Ha ha, brilliant.
(
An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:50,
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MOVIE POSTERS ARE FOR CUNTS
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connor ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:56,
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nice suggestions for an Image Challenge
;P By all means start a freeform conceptual art challenge, I'd be game
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:03,
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...2...
...2...!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:04,
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well, 3 made me laugh
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:07,
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the fried eggs were known to hang out in the east ends alleys...
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:34,
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Don't bother with him, he's a shit
Woo!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:35,
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Hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:39,
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Fried egg is about to beat up curly poo
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:35,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:35,
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is this a message about your digestive system?
do fried eggs give you the shits?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:37,
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no, my fried eggs kick the shit out of my sausages
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:39,
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thass one mean mother of an egg :D
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:40,
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two greasy fuckers...
...i don't trust either one.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:40,
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...she loves me not...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:32,
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Holy crap this is AWESOME.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:34,
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Nice
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:34,
archived )
fuck!
really freaking awesome! :D
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:35,
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Ewwww
Three wrongs!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:35,
archived )
i like this
*click*
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:35,
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good one
(
elbow ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:35,
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wow :D very nice
(
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:36,
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apparently not
this is cracking
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:36,
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duuude!!
fuckin' A :D
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:40,
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fantastic stuff sir :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:49,
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..
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:32,
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YES
It doesn't matter, we're enjoying it. Great idea Archie
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:34,
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One more what?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:34,
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Movie poster in the style of a different movie poster
Hey mo :)
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:36,
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Hey :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:36,
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One more idea for a 'movie in the style of another movie'
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:36,
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Ok
that's a good idea.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:37,
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..
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:37,
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Clicked
and good afternoon to you too :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:39,
archived )
everyones doing Archies new image challenge
which will either mean a lot of reposts this evening or the mods laughing as they pick a week of drawing thatcher's arse or something
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:36,
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A week of drawing Norman Tebbit?
gah!
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:44,
archived )
Hahaha
*gets on bike*
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:46,
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Brilliant!!!
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:41,
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good...
...good.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:46,
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(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:31,
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Haha is that Porky's?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:33,
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Indeed :D
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:34,
archived )
Have another
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:36,
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haha
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:40,
archived )
hahahahah...
Ace!
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Ninj ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:41,
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peeping panic room...
...i think that idea could catch on!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:55,
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I is definitely a aryan
well, I was, anyway.
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:29,
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HMOMJ
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:41,
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...don't worry...
...a doctor will inject him with drugs and kill him.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:57,
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...
(
Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:20,
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I see what you done there
also ' "THREADRUSH" GET TO THE CHOPPA!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:21,
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Breadrush?
I'll have a whole wheat seaded batch please.
(
Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:22,
archived )
This whole board is gonna be toasti
(
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:24,
archived )
Yeast funny joke all year
(
Glomp Fuck ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:24,
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No need
to blow your own crumpet.
(
Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:27,
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roll
ing on the floor laffin
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:35,
archived )
May as well post this here then.
(
robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:24,
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Shirley Bannatyne
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:26,
archived )
Well
I'm out.
(
robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:26,
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sorry
(
pdjpdj ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:19,
archived )
I see you rollator!
(
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:21,
archived )
I'm not sure what this mini challenge type thing is....
But I'll repost this here and hope it fits.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:22,
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norks
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:15,
archived )
Bing!
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:15,
archived )
Boioiooiooioing
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:16,
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colourmatchingetc.
Sexy stuff. EDIT: HANG ON RELEVANT SEXY GIF COMING UP. EDIT: www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/christyhartburg.gif could be nsfw - clothed but bouncy dancewalk
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:16,
archived )
yeah, my colour blindness really let me down here
and what with the cat sticking its arse in my face throughout the whole process. He seems to think my tablet is a bed EDIT: and a clothed possibly NSFW... thats got to be a first!
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:18,
archived )
In cat logic : if you are looking at it (book, newspaper, tablet) it must be good to sit on.
(
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:20,
archived )
put the pen up the cats arse and let it draw some thing
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:20,
archived )
Cor!
*gives her £10 for petrol*
(
Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:26,
archived )
Orange and green should never be seen.
What a smashing pair of lips, though.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:16,
archived )
TITS!
*runs*
(
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:17,
archived )
Nice
I once tried to sit through "Faster pusseycat, KILL KILL" to justify the poster I had as a student
(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:18,
archived )
The Robo Geisha could be something ;)
(
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:19,
archived )
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