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[challenge entry] Indian remake?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Well done for reading the compo brief!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)
#
O'well i'm a complete tard... can't read or even spell budda, fool on me!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)
# third time lucky perhaps?
Buddha
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)
# You big fat mong,
it's Margarine.

Eh?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
#
RE was never my strong point
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Ha, you idiot!
They call it RS now :P
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
# We used to call it arse too
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Oh Dixon.
I think it is about time that we all told you the truth about your teacher....
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
# What's that?
The name Jonathan King was just a coincidence
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Or was it "Roger Boyes"?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)
# i call it 'complete bollocks'
or, 'indoctrination'
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Why?
It teaches about the history and subject of religion, not to be religious.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)
# o rly?
i think it teaches the history and subject of complete bollocks
and how it is used to indoctrinate children.

i'd prefer teachers to teach the truth.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)
# You're missing the point.
It doesn't teach the rights or wrongs of it. It just teaches what it is. You may not believe in the religions themselves, but that doesn't mean they don't exist.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)
# i always miss the point
i long for a future devoid of all religion.

people need faith, to believe in something, because they're too stupid to understand science.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Religion does sometimes stop some nutters from commirring crimes
unless, of course, they're Catholic when they're forgiven any and every sin
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
# oooh
controversial
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I liked this and can't be arsed getting caught up in the B3TA for reading campaign
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] evenin' all
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] and also, this

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Haha

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)
# oh, click
*actual lols* you slags
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
# very good
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Why so sewious?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)
# :D
Photobucket
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Muggy!
how the fuck are you?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)
# sup Toastie! :D
I'm fine thank you very much. How 'bout your good self?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)
# keeping busy
not rich, successful or running the world yet, but you can't have everything
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)
# This is true! I'm sure it's only a matter of time
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Say hello to my little pen
I nicked it from Argos
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Why so fantastic!
Superb sir! *click* I did rather a few today, shoulda saved 'em :(
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Fuck you and all your talent :(
Woo sir!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)
# *is confused*
its a pea, in a new thread right? and it doesn't fit the challenge.
what am I missing? ;P
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)
# i'm a criminal
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)
# *arrests*
*muffs up the report*
*lets go*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)
# "min luftpudebåd er fuld af ål"
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Toy Story of Ricky
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)
# I love that poster
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Since when do people ever follow the guidlines?
Draw Hitler for example, half the entries were shops.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)
# so lead by example
don't just join the crowd of of illiterate half wits ;P
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Hello

Noseybonk Cameron
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)
# :O
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)
# SWEET
Photobucket
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)
# David : "So. You've got my back, and everything?"
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Sweets Jesus!


Click for bigger (140 kb)

Spot the hippo.
Me and my friend decided to mash up some of our drawings and made this.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# bad timing dude :P
biut that's pretty damn epic :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Very nice :)
I can't see the hippo though....
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: MOVIE MASHUPS - THE NEXT GENERATION


Take any film you wish, and photoshop the scenery, characters or titles into the style of a famous movie poster for a different film: The Dambusters in the style of Ghostbusters, Finding Nemo in the style of Jaws, etc. Or like The Shrexorcist, above.

Challenge suggested by The Great Architect, and voted for by YOU.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
# coo nice
edit: but not nice if people repost in new threads!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
# You're a Gentleman and a scholar squire :)
/and the shrexorcist is a stroke of genius
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
# COME ON FRASER AT LEAST LISTEN TO US FOR ONC-
Oh. I see.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] FUCK
I CAN HEAR THE REPOSTS COMIN OVER THE HILL

FAAAAASANDS OF EM

edit:

*whistles*

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)
# inb4 omg-u-didnt-read-the-compo-brief
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
#
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Photobucket
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
# yays :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Nah. Think I'll migrate to /talk for a while.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
# it just isnt good for you
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)
# OH FFS FRASER, DONT GIVE IN TO THE MASSES :(
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Damned if he does, damned if he doesn't.
In other news: WHY?????????? :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
# WHY?????????????????
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
# PANTZ DANCZ
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
# EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
# hahaha, how rare
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I miss the Duke :(
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Aye :(
I went canoeing last week with a woman who looked like an adult chicken girl
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
# hahaha, did she wear the hat?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)
# I haven't eaten lunch since he left in honour....
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Your fat arse says different
;P
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
# You're such a jerk Dixon :(
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)
# I know
Funny though, wasn't it :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Yeah, it was ;)
*bums*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# I've done at least 2 since he left
you ungrateful swine.
*flounces*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Yeah whatever.
If I want advice on what I should be eating from a woman I will talk to my mum :P
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I've been waiting for you ;)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
# what IS that thing?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
# That sir is Pocoyo!
As narrated by the late, great, Stephen Fry.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h1qQaRxY40
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
# He's not dead dave
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Yes he is.
He died yesterday.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Do my eyes deceive me?
Is this Mugatu I see before me?

All we need now is Reckless Rik and Thor and we'll be swimming....
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
# *swims*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)
# hahaha there he is :D
wotcha Muggles
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Sup Dix!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)
# ooooh
photoshopped movie posters....

there's an original idea....
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
# ..
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Haha. Sorry I don't like your idea, man.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)
# I never saw this one coming ;)
Woo!¬
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)
# That is in the theory a fantastic idea,
but it would have to be voted on by a person rather than the current system.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)
# again for the millionth time
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] MULTI YEAR REPOST

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] repost
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
# ah brilliant!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I just drawed a pig.

He dun a poo.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)
# So he has! :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)
# THE ESTEEMED LORD POOPINGTON
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)
# And a lowly poo at that.
*click!*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)
# but look at that face!
he acts as if his shit doesn't stink!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)
# that is lovely
I did a poo once that looked like penis
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Maybe that's cos it moulded itself to the cock shaped cavity
Left by your earlier activities? *raises eyebrow*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)
# more then likely :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)
# one time I did an L shaped one
that stood upright in the bottom of the toilet bowl.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)
# ah, the lesser-spotted inquisitive turd
i've stumbled across it a few times myself
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)
# well don't blame me,
I don't tend to leave them lying about.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)
# they prefer to linger
in student accommodation toilets, eager to greet the next visitor to their stinky domain
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)
# phantom shits are the best
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Where you think it's going to be huge and awesome, but really it's a single tiny poop?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I thought it's when you do what feels like a massive shit,
and then you look in the bowl and there's nothing there. Like it came out so fast it scooted straight round the U-bend under its own momentum.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:57, archived)
# You're gross. Talking about poo is for children.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I remember the day of b3ta when talk about your shit was a daily thing
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:59, archived)
# You've not been over to /talk much then?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Not for a long time
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)
#
Verily I say unto you, unless ye be converted and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the Kingdom of Heaven.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)
# no, where you go to wipe your arse and there is nothing there
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:57, archived)
# they're all well and good until your loo blocks,
and you have to call an exorcist.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)
# i have a bathroom-related problem
i want a shower, but the hair trap needs cleaning. i don't want to clean it but, if i don't, the bathroom will flood when i get a shower. what should i do?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)
# just pull out the shower trap and have a shower
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)
# that still involves touching the hair trap
i know it's only my hair, but it's still nasty.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Do it with your toes and just leave it in the bottom of the bath, that is what I do
Talking of which, I am going for a shower
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)
# my mate left some poo bags here
last time he brought his dog. i shall put one of those on my hand and pick the hair trap up, crisis averted.
TO THE SHOWER!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Fucking hell
Your hair trap must be rank if you'd rather put your hand in a bag of dogshit
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)
# clean it anyway, wuss
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)
# but i don't want to!
*sulks*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Mr muscle drain cleaner
can help to dissolve hair.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)
# But..
only as part of a calorie controlled diet.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Damn, bro. You're good.
I might have to ignore you.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Nooo! Don't ignore me tsssttstss!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)
# You're showing me up, man!
:D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)
# woooo
I say, that's terribly ace.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Cheers Moony-face!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)
# They are both magnificent
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)
# This is excellent stuff!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)
# thass beautiful maaaan :D
the most regal pig and the most bountious shit :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)
# And what a wonderful shit it is!
*click*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Yes you did
And he did.

Woo
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
# lovely style, like that a lot
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
# SUCK MY BALLS YOU DICK!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)
# You!

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)
# DIE YOU DICK!
Edit: I retract this after reading your gaz :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Hahaha

I found it funny to see you posting immediately after sending that
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I could smell your underwear....
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
# *sniffs*

Oooh, indeed. Looks like it's time for my bi-monthly clothed bath.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Char!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)
# what a dick
hi soosh
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Word up Bob!
How goes it? Started partying with the rats yet?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)
# i slipped rat poison into their shirley temples
and i yelled DIE YOU DICK and they did. cos they were dicks.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Oh man!
:(
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# O_o
Do spiders have balls?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Probably.
If not, you can suck mine if you like.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
# He likes spiders
and the sooner you accept that the better.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)
# *removes false teeth*
Get 'em out then, love!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Today I made an art!


With paint and everything!
What have you done today?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Cool.
I didn't do much.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Nice
I've done nothing :(
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)
# I submitted my shop's Christmas order
drank tea and yawned a lot.
Unlike you, I didn't do a art.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Christmas!?
*checks calendar*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Christmas is July
Easter is December.
It's all topsy turvy in the world of confectionary.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)
# *considers going into confectionary in order to get a bonus summer-christmas*
"I tell you, confectioners have Christmas in JULY! now don't forget to buy me presents!"
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Consumers will have to wait until October
You will have to put up with Terry's Chocolate Oranges in the meantime.
Or Bendicks Mingles!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Bendicks Mingles?
Made up sweet..
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Don't be silly, it's not
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
# You know your stuff..
Google confirms your wild theory! Though I am intrigued -5 types of slightly minty chocolate? white, dark, milk, slightly minty, and slightly mintier? It's a whole new world for me!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Of course I do
The good thing about mingles is that you can take a picture of the box, do a bit of 'shoppery on the name and the actual items and voila, dirty sniggers.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Nice!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Aces!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Wow, pretty good.
Today : near-fuck all. Learned that a humic acid example has a sufficient number of atoms to have a signature with enough layers (n) and a high enough invariant (K) such that K to the n is greater than 10E30.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)
# that's
quite a big number indeed.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)
# I spent my working day eating crisp sarnies
nice paintage :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)
# That's a good way to spend a working day
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I took less than £700 today, bearing in mind our budget was 1800.
I foresee a dole queue any day now
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Doing what?
Shirley you don't have a daily budget?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# a wanky offlicense in Kent
weekly budget is broken down into days/average for day. it's all rubbish, you can't force people to buy booze!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)
# So much depends on the weather, what's on telly, when people get paid etc
If the roads are flooded (happened to us this week).
I'd have thought that more people would buy from an offie when times are hard.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Wanna give me a job?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)
# if you don't mind relocating to Kent, then I'm sure I can get you one
nothing great, mind
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Im on the south kent coast, near folkestone
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)
# threshers in Chelsfield are probably looking for people
but it is only sales assistants, they recently got a new manager and lost a load of staff recently
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:59, archived)
# WHere?
oh, orpinton.... you mean london, not kent

Silly mcbadger.

Theres somewhere called Pratt's bottom LOL!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Very very nice. Ok one more very!
I looked after all 5 kids who are off sick (WTF)
IS it time for bed yet?! :-/
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)
# eef..
was there lots of "I NEED A TIIIIISSUUUUUUUUUE!!!" ?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)
# SHUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUP
Sorry i thought you were one of them!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Blimey
That's horrendous.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# I submitted a paper
On inelastic neutron scattering on dry methane reforming catalysts.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)
# O_O
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)
# you must have really tiny handwriting
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Oh awesome, is it all bollocks like most papers are?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)
# massive diplomacy
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)
# No
it is the first of a triptych.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] lovely painting

I did a not worth its own thread triple hitler fail
left is an inch high biro doodle
centre..think I channeled spine millington
right is the paper underneath a disaster in felt tip
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)
# I bought some vegetables.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Lovely!
Today I think I just sold some t-shirts to some 'names' (I'll find out tomorrow), and I played on a new espresso machine.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)
# "Names"?
A couple of weeks ago I had to arrange an emergency delivery of PG Tips to Annie Lennox who'd arrive here and realised they weren't available in this country.
I wonder, can this high-flying confectionary/food job caper be topped?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
# We shall see!
Apparently I will be on Sky when the place opens; I work with a couple of celebs (not hollywood types, but celebs none the less) so may top it yet...I'll let you know!

Which country doesn't have PG??!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Jesus gymnast!
Love it :)

gosh, I'm being terribly nice today. Someone please call me names so I can swear at them
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)
# You big poo face
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)
# PISS OFF YOU SYPHILITIC JIZZ-STAIN!!!
Ahhhhhhh, I feel so much better now. Thanks, Ms Pot :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)
# *Curtseys*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)
# I set off the smoke alarm with a single sausage and drilled a wall.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)
# you must have
one hell of a hot and hard sausage!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Went to get a haircut
Then I made soup. It will be finished tomorrow.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)
# New character ideas


If you like any of these guys, you can vote for them here forums.tnppress.com/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=310

If you don't like any of them, please call them mean names and spread rumours about them.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Oh Hai connors throbbing gall bladder
I like the planet dude
and the little guy above him
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I am strangely drawn to him too
but I like them all.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)
# The duck for me.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)
# I like them.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I like Serious Duck. Also Fatty Hula-Hoop.
Awww to poor Grey Rectangle.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Fatty Hula-Hoop!
haha. That should have been his name from the start!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)
# awww,
greydude is sad! *huggles him*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Triangle man is my favourite :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)
# I have noticed that the ones with mouths are more attractive
Smiley gobs are cute.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Triangle man hates Particle man
they have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Foilman, Paulette and Triangle
Yaaaaaaaay!

I like the simplicity, so not so keen on the bird and the planet
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Bottom middle fuck yeah.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Lully,
and an extra click for the last line - pfft!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
# I like all of them.
All of them, I tell you.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)
# I can't vote without signing up,
so I'm just going to shout A BIRD at you in this thread.
CAW!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] The Great Hitlertist...
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Ja, mein fuhrer...
*clicks*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Needs more animation
!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Short Animation gone wrong.
Bit skanky of me but i made this and its not working right on my machine but im sure it was.. no sound tho atm but feedback welcome :P



www.fhqhosting.com/ui/1PoemInMyHead.swf
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Links post gone wrong.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)
# sod bags :(
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
# It is very nice :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
# That's it, tell them off but don't tell them what to do correctly
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
# first attempt at popping this stuff on here cos i didnt want it auto streaming on links ; /
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
# It probably wont as it's a .swf I think
Im not sure... try it out and if they shout at you, nevermind! :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
# I previewed it there and it was...
aw nvm, if no good ideas i'll delete the thread :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Do what ttssattsr said, he knows his shit, he's unemployed but quite clever
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Take a cap of the animation and edit it into your post :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Better ?
Ta for the helpful input :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Much!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)
# oh, that's right! berate board regulars & don't help the new person who has fallen
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
# ARGHH!!!
I'm caught in a never-ending loop!
You mad bastard, what have you done?!?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)
# It's sweet and I like it
It shouldn't be on this board though, this board is for pictures. It should be on the links board: www.b3ta.com/links/

Don't delete it now it's here but if you edit in a still picture from your anim, people will like your post better :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)
# karma whore
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)
# :P
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Looks cute. :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Guys! I got the Codune account!

This is the logotype, what do you think?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)
# What's codune?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)
# sandhills made of fish
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Bream beaches
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
# pfff
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Single French fish i think...
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
# it's inverted DOPMUE
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Hahaha oh shit, it says bumpod
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Fuck, that took me ages.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)
# haha it does as well
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)
# It's very interesting! I think you cou
bumpod
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 !!!!!!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
# bumpod
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)
# !!!!!!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
# ooh, looks good
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
# dodun3
Looks swish.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)
# says dodwne to me
what is it?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)
# It's literally turning the industry on its head.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:40, archived)
# sorry, went out
back now, hahahahahaha :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)
# It's a bit low poly...
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)
# By which I mean, well done.
Bummer.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
# ALPACA ME BITCH
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I was just about to, but the smoke alarm went off and now I've had to delay it for a little longer.
It will be with you in a few something or others.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)
# THAT WILL JUST HAVE TO DO I SUPPOSE
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)
# well done
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
#
sometimes i i feel like i dont know whats going on
and sometimes i'm led to believe everything i know is wrong
i keep on telling myself thats its real
and always keeping the truth it`s all in my mind
explanations for the way that i feel
are so hard to find

that's why
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)
# it looks like GODWNE
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Hurrah!
Looks a bit like a willy.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Saturn V to scale over central London
And yes, those flames are part of the source photo for the rocket.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
# to scale if it's flat on the Thames?
I thought it'd be bigger

maybe the London eye is bigger than I remember, according to Wiki, Saturn 5 is 100 metres and the eye is 135, I would say you could make the rocket a touch bigger.
I've looked in to this far too much just now haven't I?

*edit - best thing about Saturn 5 is this www.youtube.com/watch?v=03cy86u6Wi4
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)
# You really were the greatest sight!! \o/
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)
# no one ever said it was going to be easy
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
# CLINT BOON
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)
# if you ever get a chance
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Close
The Saturn V is 110m, but this image is sans-first stage as far as I can tell :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)
# it really was the greatest sight
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)
# damn I love the Inspirals
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)
# I think they're the only Manchester band I
have any time for.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)
# To scale if it was zooming along a mm from the ground yes!!
High high is it? And then is it to scale?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Close to the ground
only when compared to the distance from the ground to the camera. The image of London is taken from Google Maps, and I used the scale bar it provided to give me the size of the rocket. :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)
# What happened to the Long Distance Hauliers drawing thing?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
# This gets a big click
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
# :) Thank you
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
# two
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)
# i dunno but i done a special picture of norbert dentressangle himself just for the occasion :)


also WOO!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Haha
ace
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)
# why thank you :)
it turns out there are far more pictures on the tinternet of his lorries than him...
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
# I must confess I would not know who he was if I saw a picture of him out of context
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
# lovely :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Ta
:)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
# :)
Thanks
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
# this is very nice
mind if i send it to my sis? she works for a haulage firm
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Thank you
and sure send it to you sister :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)
# ta!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)
# We just had a big van turn up today to move our stuff.
Somehow, the first thing I said was "That's a big van. Was the Bismarck not available?"
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)
# haahha
topical :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)
# hehe :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)
# the lorry thing was a mix up with mr brainfield
I asked him to deal with last weeks, he got the message late and set up this oddity for this week
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
# No worries I enjoyed drawing both lorries and sci-fi
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Cocknazi


Pic originally did by ZUMF
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# ;-)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
# hitler, you prick!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Nick Griffin.
But who's the cock on the right?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
# You gonna give me some credit, fella?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)
# If this isn't the compo I'll eat my (cowboy) hat...
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# haha
An Assful of Fist
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# TJ
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Shhhhhhhhhd-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-rrrrr
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I don't understand why people like her

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Because she's lovely
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Hobblby Wibblby
as Al Murray refers to her
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Beautiful british name...
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
# tesco value Cat Deely
AICMFP
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Oh she's miles better than Cat Deeley!!!!11!!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# just imagine combining the two of them
which would be fun in itself
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# tee hee hee
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
# he looks like he's getting a fistful alright
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# ;)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I hope it isnt, just to fuck you lot over.... come on plinths!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Don't be awkward.
Get with the gestalt.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)
# No-one is going to go back an edit their post to compo it, we'll just see all these again in a few hours....
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# I will
Keeps the existing votes, dunnit.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)
# I wouldnt know
I never get clicked :(
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Well it's hardly going to break the internet.
All you need to do is start an "Unleash the peas" thread and get it over with.
It's only a fucking internet. It's not like anyone's going to die.Yet anyway.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
# People will get angry! Or something
:D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# ARRRRGH!!! INTERNETS!!!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
# my name is legion
for we are many
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
# ^^^
*come on fruitsellotape
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)
# errrr.....
Quaid? izismile.com/img/img2/20090714/selection_197_01.jpg
he has arms and legs growing out of his tummy
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Oh hells bells!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Christ that's sad
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# that poor man!
some little bugger ran into him head first and got stuck!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Ye Olde Speed Cameras
Were never quite speedy enough.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
# hahah
I hate the image used on the roadsigns. The pic should be of a fat copper hiding in a van on a bridge
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# "gadzooks, carruthers, these carriages sorely try my patience!"
nice work!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# ahaha
nice
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# haha
click
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)

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