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# :( I had to go out and I missed the 3pm draw off.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Ace!
Battle of the planets
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
# cor....!
and the pics not bad either!

Was she the only kids cartoon character to flash her pants regularly?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# No.
In Dirty Bitches XIV they don't even wear them.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
# You're thinking of the original cinema release
of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Oh yeah.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# this weeks was sci-fi movies anyway :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
# *delurks for five seconds*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I totally like rilly want to do sex onto Natalie Portman.
Also - this am woo
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Yeah, i watched Leon recently as well
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
# "He's not really my father, you know ... "
NO I DON'T THINK OF HER LIKE THAT AT ALL, DEAR NO! NO! NO!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Ha Ha! Me neither
but it was obvious in Leon that she was going to grow up to be a stunner
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
# I like the meeja and it's audience reaction to Emily Watson in Harry Potter
"Isn't she cute? Aw, isn't she lovely? Oh she's such a good little actor CHA-CHING SHE'S LEGAL!"
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# The Daily Mail had a photo of her the other day
she was re-arranging her dress after being soaked at the new HP film premier. You could see her knickers.

Made my day it did. Shame that I had to leaf through the daily mail to see it though.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
# That's what the internet's for!
You too can see celebrity pance without having to read the Daily Heil!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
# What kind of sad internet perv do you think I am?
Links? Just out of interest...
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
# dirty perv
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Closer... ftw!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I've had her, she was rubbish
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Fish, mother fucker
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Hahahah
nicely!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
# haha :D
smash!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Best Miss Marple eva!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# As with Jessica Fletcher...
why did no one ever twig that she was always around when someone got bumped off?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
# And Quincy!
He always seems to know how people died
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Erm
Being a coroner helps. Ha Ha.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Rubbish, even 40 years on people's deaths are unexplained
(Particularly when the met are involved somwhere along the line) Yet he always knows exactly where to look and finds the cause of death with little or no problems.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
# yeah... but thats sort of his job
he's just an annoying busybody
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Hahahahah...
Best job in Cabot Cove = Funeral Director :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
# If she ever turned up at my wedding
I'd shit myself and ask her to leave.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
# yay the rutherford
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# arf
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, he is searching for a blonde haired, blue eyed woman.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Super Aryo!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Weyhey!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Ha Ha
I wish I could add that at the bottom of the pic now.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Haha!
Win!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# ouch, that arm injury needs seeing to ;)
he looks weirdly younger with less moustache
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I know
Couldn't find a hand at the right angle.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
# He was so much younger then...

..he's gone downhill since.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
# 40th Anniversary of the Lunch of Apollo 11

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
# To defeat what feels like the onset of Swineflu
I am ordering out tonight for the hottest curry I can get down me.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Ask for the finest
halal pork.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
# That'll be a korma then?
c'mon, i've insulted your manliness
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
# *slaps CD with a almond nan in the hope he gets nut poisoning*
;)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Almond nan?
I've never heard of the like.
Is it like a peshwari nan but without the coconut?
*intrigued*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Yes, exactly like this
as un-authentic as you could wish for... but still nice
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Bah, my one weakness!
my only regret...is having boneitis
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Dog biscuit disease?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Futurama joke
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Get a faal or phaal or however you spell it
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# The smell has made me phal over...
/here all week
/veal
/tip waiter
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
7 hours to go :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Remember:
Endeavour launch tonight at 6:03,10 EST.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Johnnyball

Inspired by the good Mr. Toast
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)
# ...and that's got you another
*click*, you beauty!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Ta JP!
You're too kind sir! :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Not a bit of it, this is fab, mate.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Bless!
:D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
# if that would be inserted somewhere it will really hurt
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)
# An electrical outlet?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)
# pffft you nobb
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I can't help it :(
Does anyone know how tall a standard UK door frame is? I really CBA to google it as it involves not typing and I'm trying to look busy
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Can't you just sigh,then print something ...walk to the printer, walk back .and start reading/typing like you're working?
I'm watching band off brothers right now, since i've finished my project like 4 hours ago, and I have to deliver it tomorrow.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Fine I googled it, break time now anyway
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Fist of fun?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# The fist of rampaging rectal ruffnecks
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
# A winner is you
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Ta matey!
:D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)
# You're on fucking fire today, sir!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Cheers Joe!
:D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Another good one
surely there is no front page left?!
*clicks anyway*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# :D heh
i'm a bit late for master toasts social, mind if i stick this here?


"mr snuggles want a nom?"
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwww......

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
# heheh,
I think everyone should eat a Kane, at least once in their lives.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
# who wins?...
...who wins?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Groovytime
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Groovy. Time.

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Hey Mr. Medi-oc re
Chris Cunningham komt a.s. zaterdag in de Melkweg(5days off). Just a pointer, ben benieuwd wat hij gaat doen daar..
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Is the Melkweg still open?
I used to hang out there in a previous half-life.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Yes it is.....why should it be closed or bombed?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I lived in A'dam a long time ago.
It's surprising that anywhere I'd recognise would still be around
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I don't think the Melkweg or Paradiso will be going any time soon

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Well, I heard the guys from planet XZorkfff want to beamsteal it!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I used to go to the Oxhoofd
do you know if that's still around?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Mmm interestink

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
# More info 'ere fella
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Trippy.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Should my eyes be bleeding? Is that normal?
I might phone NHS direct
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Just cool it daddyo, it's groovy
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
# ha
this is groovy
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
# tribbedydoowopbeewhopbob
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
# You called?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)
# ;)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
# migraine time :(
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
# In the future you will just look at a special light
and your migraine will disappear and be replaced by something groovy.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Are we talking next 10 minutes?
Or is this years away?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
# It's in The Future.
You know, like the 80's or something.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Next Sunday AD?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Woo Hoo!
I've had one of those for the last couple of days.
Gone now (Woop!)
But suffering from a teensie lack of sleep at the moment.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)
# There go my eyeballs.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)
# R Tape loading error, 0:1
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
# this :)
and woo :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
# My eyes...
...MY FUCKING EYES!
:D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
#
I feel a urge to kill for some reason.....

must....kill....the.....space....pope
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
# *spazzes out*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
# fuck my eyes!
that needs a groovy tune to go with it

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Perfect Musical Accompaniment, sir.
*grooves out*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
# hammond-tastic as I know you like it
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Awesome flares!
:D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
# FLARES FLARS FLARS FLARS FLARS FLAR FLFLFL FLFLFLFLLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFL
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Turn the electricity offfffff!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)
# This is GROOVE-POWERED
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I dig your vibes, daddio!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# she can flatten out the dirt in my yard...
...wit dat leg akshun!... :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Etc ...
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
# The lost Sin City comic.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
# the very same!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
# why is it always woo in your pictures?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Why thank you, Sir.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
# ooh very nice
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
# ha ha...
...(i'm busy laughing)... :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Fallout 3's 'the nazi salute' perk
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Hahaha, fantastic
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
# what perk is this? ...shit I didn't see it.
I love the FO series!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Hahah Brilliant!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Ha, nice.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Me likey!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
# yay!
your karma is instantly set to very evil. also you have only one ball.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)
# lol
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)
# pffft
very accurate
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Karma in that game is curious.
I steal virtually everything I come across and then give a couple of tramps some water and I'm on the fast-track to sainthood.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)
# i used to ditch all my drugs........until my little brother told me that you can get lots of cash for selling bunchs of them
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
# yeah.....i find the whole stealing thing (when you don't get caugt) a bit fucked up
I stole practically everything in the second part and was mr ace
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)
# two words that will make you kill yourself
OVER ENCUMBERED
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)
# This is true in most games.
I really want to play the first fallout game, after having watched a trailer here:

gog.com/en/gamecard/fallout/
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# yeah......
it's even worse then in the previous part
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# GOOSESTEPS to LVL 29
Woo yeah *click*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)
# haha
great.

I got bored of FO3 and wanked on it.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
# "I dont want to set the world, on, Fi-re..."
oh wait...perhaps I do
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
# .....and then dave mustaines crunching rhythm kicks in : )
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)
# 3pm, 70s Sci Fi doodles ahoy!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# That's Ace!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# And I shall throw this in here..
I took the crayon comment a little too literally!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# that hurts my eyes
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Then stop trying to stare through it to see the 3D image!!
Silly!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)
# wow!
that's good
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Shite film. Great tits.

Click for full glory (NSFW?).
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Have this too…

Edit: Thanks for the comments, folks.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# oooh, like that one lots
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I wish I could do stuff like that.
Awesome!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# totally sweet :D
as is the barbarella one :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
# That's a belter.
Nicely done.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)
# felt tips FTW!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I really like this.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
# it's a marvellous film :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# oh, so this
I think the phrase 'of it's time' was invented for this and Blow Up
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# very nice
woo
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# ok so it is a TV servies rather than a film
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# well there goes next weeks one of 70s sci fi tv
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Well I will have to second guess the theme for the week after and draw that instead
Or I could just draw some more TV sci-fi
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Well...
Like most sci-fi tv shows, it got the feature length mash-up treatment
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
# awesome I feel justified now
hehe spazio 1999
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)
# viddy well!
brill even by your standards, sir
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Oooh lovely
I wanted to draw cylons for this, time has been a harsh mistress this week though :(
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# only two this week

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# damn!
both of these are freaking mint :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I do like that
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I obviously didn't watch enough Sci-fi in the 70s as I don't recognice this one



I blame it on not being alive in the 70s
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
# thats no excuse
there was a shite remake a few years ago
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)
# If the remake was shit then surley it is better that I missed that?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
# yes
but you should see the original, if only for the gorgeous Maud adams
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I'll add it to my list of films I should see
This list already included Terminator and Alien
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Rollerball FTMFW!!!!!
\o/
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Brilliant!!!
...as always! :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I like that
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I love that film.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Nice :D
what happened to the long distance haulliers?

good job I didn't think I'd be around and posted mine early...

www.b3ta.com/board/9581762
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I think brainfield scheduled that for 6pm
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
# aaaah... ho hum.
multiple draw off confusions :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
# fuck yeah!
*rearranges schedule*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)
# looks like norbert'll have to wait til next time :(
also awesome pic :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
# thankies :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
# According to the calender that is at 6pm
And I have a picture ready for that too :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
# the callendar... yes maybe I should think to look at such things :D
also \o/

EDIT: then again I'm not going to be around at 6.. so I showed some foresight :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Damn it - I knew I forgot something
I decided to post mine first thing this morning, I wondered why I drew something in my sleep again
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
# awww, cool
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
# To continue my crayon overload...
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
# My first time doing this!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Oh bollocks, this is a TV show
I was only informed this morning when you said "70's Sci Fi" :(
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Some of us just chose to ignore the film part anyway :)
woo to the picture as well
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Brilliant, Toasty.
That's excellent.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
# doodle being the opertaive word here...


and there was a film so there
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Needs a little twiking here and there,
but not bad, not bad...
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
# biddi-biddi
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Hmmm.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
# *cough* 1968 *cough*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Bah. Close enough.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)
# ...And the chambre of secrets that would explode if it went below 50mph
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Bloody hell that's fantastic!
*Clicks*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Oooh very nice
woo
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# quick, shit and old
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
# CREAM FIRST THEN JAM NICHOLAS!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Might as well pea this

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] me too
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Good call!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Been at the

again.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Snape killed Dumbledoor
But not yet!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Ha!
I received a text from a friend yesterday, "Do you want to go see the new Harry Potter film this weekend?" Bearing in mind that we are both 32 year old men, I think my reply should be "I cant think of anything worse, homo"
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I went to the cinema with a male firend at the weekend
I'm 33, he's 40.

Admittedly, it wasn't to watch A FILM FOR FUCKING KIDS!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Was it a special matinee showing of Brokeback Mountain?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Exactly
I have no probs going to see a film with him, but Harry Potter?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I'm sure there's a wilfully misinterpreted paedo gag to be made there...
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I convinced my 31 year old boyfriend to take me to Harry Potter
but with a promise of sex afterwards. Maybe your friend should try that approach :P
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
# That's just wrong
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
# real scammer - apologies for quick photoshop - im a busy man you know!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
# aww you shouldn't have.
No. really. ;)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Who is this?
I must have missed the first one.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
# she scammed rob for £10
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Ah, ok
and he took a photo of her?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# http://www.robmanuel.com/2009/07/12/ive-been-scammed-in-the-street-but-ive-got-her-photo/
apparently so :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Nice.
But seriously, if I had tits like that.. I'd take over the world.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
# they're mesmerising!
:D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I'd have got ten quid's worth.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I dunno who that is
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# the face-transplant woman? :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Who?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# thissun :)
Connie Culp

/doesn't actually know who it is sorry blog
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Woman from the real hustle
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
I didn't know anyone actually watched that :`/
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# My tv picks up bbc 1 2 and 3, there's not a lot else on :(
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
# jinkies!
she doesn't seem to be afraid of getting her boobybits out...
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Indeed!
She's all there, isn't she.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
#
No, Im wrong.... nothing to see here
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# according to
the font of all truth she has posed in playboy

edit: ninja :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# How bizarre!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
# i reckon she looked better before the transplant
at least she looked like the predator rather than a bollard wearing a face-mask
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Her before and after pictures
should be seated in the balcony box of The Muppet Show.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# TITS!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Yes.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
# She appears to have pictures of tits on her tits
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
# yoink!
does she really have nine nipples or am i confused? :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
# She couldn't chase anything with knockers that big
Space sports bra or not.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
# ^this
Yesterday there was some newbee with an experiment on /links with great tits. Best moment of the linkday.
edit:
Here's the tit chick, lots of talky talky...yap yap.

www.b3ta.com/links/340142#post340250

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
# tits or gtfo!!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
# link plz
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I cringed the whole time that post was onscreen
It's not a dignified way to greet a newbie.

/PC blog
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
# whut?
It's nice to appreciate the good things on links you know!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Oh, come off it.
Yes, she's very good-looking... but for her first ever post greeted by a stream of teenage comments about her breasts wasn't the sort of thing that restored my faith in b3ta's intelligence.

I just thought it was a bit off - more like 4chan than b3ta.

Maybe I'm just ratty/ old/ terribly repressed.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Agreed
Glad no-one posted msgs about my boobs when I first posted here :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Did you present them to the board as a mammarial joining gift?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# No...
it wasn't in the FAQ.. so I didn't follow that tradition :P
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# It's never too late, especially on your birthday!
Happy birthday by the way. ;)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Oh thankies
First person to wish me a happy birthday today! *gives you a sticker*
But alas.. no boobage to be shown. Don't want to be shopped, haha
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# well, she handled it really well..and got some nice feedback too
and it was a shit idea...it's nice to complement someone on her ehm...positive points.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Third paragraph
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Ah! I stand corrected
p.s. thanks mum
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I think she was greeted well
Considering she was pedaling a crap idea that will damage cars.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Badum-tish.
Had the comments been primarily about her idea, it would've been different.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Yeah, I just read the comments since I saw the thread yesterday
Bloody hell b3ta!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Surely a mangled up bicycle with blood will be worse than a little bit of pen for telling you to stop driving like a twat?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Blimey, agreed.
That's rather pathetic.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Nice tits
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# TITS TITS TITS!

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I only got eyes for you
.....'re tits
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Those tits ... are they Scamgirl's?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
# he knows what he likes...
His obbessiveness is an example to us all
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Ha ha!
What the hell?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
# DJ Format and Jurrasic 5 :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I concur.
:D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I just re-watched that, and it must have been so hard to breakdance in those suits!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# DJ Format ftw
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I love this so much
who's got the youtube link?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# SHIT! INVASION OF THE VEGETABLE APPENDAGE WUMMIN!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Is this going to lead to them opening their own comic book store?
With lots of squits running the store using a nuclear powered cash register.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
# It can be like K19: The Widowmaker
With people losing their hair and radiation burns
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I love "I keel you" "I die now" "win"
If only comics were that simple. Love this.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
# haha
I love the dialogue in that comic :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
indeed
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Is this a reference to Battle Chasers?
I always thought the interior art was roughly comparable to its covers!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Will one day hang in my Pool room

Work in progress. Click for bigger.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
# superb :)
my money's on odie.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# one of them is cheating, I know it
:D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# lovely!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Brian will have them all.
The rest have too many tells.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Only Snoopy and Brian have poker faces, Odie, Pluto, Scooby, and ...er..the Jetson's dog will give it all away before the night is out.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Astro is the name of the Jetson's dog
I was going to go with Dino (flintstones) or Droopy
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
# No, Astro fits in well. Droopy would, though too, perhaps better than Snoopy. Oh well.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I didn't want too many white dogs
I feel so racist.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Terrific.
I think Brian will paste them all....

I would say the Jetsons dog, but I can't remember his name ;)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
# *glares* Is there an echo in here? :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# *glares* Is there an echo in here? :)
*glares* Is there an echo in here? :)
echo in here? :)
echo in here? :)
here
ere

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
# scoobie needs to work on his poker face
nice pic :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
# awesome :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Wonderful
*applauds*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Nice work!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I say that is ratehr good
:)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Thats fucking brill!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# fucking fantastic
 
that is all
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:54, archived)
# Is it bird? Is it a plane? Is it a sack of sharp sand? NO! It's Paving Slab Man! Again.


Click for all two adventures of paving slab man :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# <(^_^)>
:)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)
# haha first original lol of the month
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
# yay :)
thanks :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)
# wank you very much
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
# you're well-cum
:)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Oh stop all this gushing.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
# apologies
i don't what came over me :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
# meow :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# hahaha...
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)
# *licks*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# ^_^
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# \o/ \o/ \o/
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
I love both so far
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)
# thank you!
i'd produce more if i wasn't so goddamn lazy and slow :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
# haha
Brilliant!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
# thank you :)
and hi cockalorum!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# this is just as brilliantly funny as the original
*chuckles and clicks*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
# :D
thank you :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Man United...
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# This is genius
Ninj, you are the best, seriously.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Oh my goodness...
thank you very much. You're too kind :D *blushes*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I'm a very complimenting fellow
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# You are bless you...
:)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
# GAY !
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
Cracking stuff, Ninj.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Thanks JP!
You smasher :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# :D
that is top work that is
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Ta MS!
:D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# yews ams gud :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# This is definitely what Loach needs : gun-fu. :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I think we should all be clicking this,
so as not to waste a good idea. You see folks, it won't be that bad :)
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post448062
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# It's an ace idea sir...
...sorry I couldn't wait ;)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# hang on for a while
we may have 7 days of it from tonight ;)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# *Hangs on*
:)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Who killed ma fuckin' budgie?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I had him put to sleep

You know, fucking it didn't do him much good
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fucking hell! The compo hasn't even started yet and you've already got the whole popular page sewn up!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Aw...
...thanks Sushi! :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Ace!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Ta Barbie!
:D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Ha!
Tip-top stuff!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# haha! this is great!
I went to an anniversary screening of Kes, with Ken Loach, Barry Hines and Colin Welland in attendance (no Brian Glover, sadly...)

Someone turned up right at the end of the film and ruined it by talking loudly behind us in his posh actor's voice. It was David Bradley. The twat.

I'm glad they killed his stupid bird.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# yes!
badass! :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
Once again
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Aces
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
# That's awesome
I hope that's a reference to David Bradley, star of the "Cyborg Cop" films by Sam Firstenberg, who is probably the best director in history.
(, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# This is genuine


I keep getting emails from this man about Cheesus . Please help me make him go away
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)
# You're a nonsense.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)
#
Noes I'm not
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Yeses.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# isn't this gary glitter?
famous nonce
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Show us on the doll.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
# here, here, and here
oh yes, and here
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Start > Shutdown
problem solved
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)
# What a smug looking cunt

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# self righteous bastard
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Hehe
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# indeed!

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Shopped pics only please....
Also, is that ArrangedLetters in 20 years?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)
# He looks like Ginger Mr Magoo
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)
# no
needs more jaundice and other associated liver failure problems.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Arf!
too true @:D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Is the question : "Who was way cool?"
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)
# He walked on the water
and swam on the land
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
# If he wanted too, he could have turned wheat into marijuana, and sugar into cocaine.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
# No wonder there are so many Christians ;)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Vitamin pills into amphetamines.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Here it is :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# TOP track
King Missile is superb.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Eggplane the cheezyation...
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I've got the Jehovah's Witnesses coming round every week at the moment.
They're alright. They give me books that have funny pictures in.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Put up a blood donation poster in your window
They stop coming round then
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
#
up a donation poster
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Where's the fun in that?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
# those pictures are awesome aren't they
almost makes me want to join their pointless DEATH CULT and give them ALL MY MONEY

which ultimately is all they want.

they just don't murder as many people as scientology.

lol :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I don't think so.
Well, the organisation itself might be doing that, but the individual members have a genuine belief that they have a moral duty to try to save people's souls. Which is nice.

They've given me this one called "What does the Bible really teach?"
Page 13 features a truly awesome composition. I'd take a picture if I had a camera.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
# that's the sad part innit
moral belief of the footsoldiers

I'm sure the folks at the bottom of scientology really believe it all too

bottom line: they all want your stuff.

whether it's money, power, or maybe even they really want your soul.


They make well produced material, with high quality art and photography, and general editorial control.

but they still want you and your stuff :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I honestly don't know the details of how the JW organisation is funded,
I'd gathered it was all voluntary contributions but no doubt there's some kind of pressure on members, subtle or otherwise. Really comparing them to Scientology is a bit much though, they who explicitly charge you absurd sums of money for nonsensical services.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
# it's a matter of degree
I just don't like people coming to my door telling me god's will, like they have some special hotline directly to it, it's utterly arrogant.

I'm sure that these groups do good stuff in places, but I've no inclination towards any of them or their hubris.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# they're entitled to their own faith and interpretation of the scripture,
and I don't mind them coming round to discuss it with me. Maybe they will tell me a few things I don't know, I'm not so arrogant as to think I have all the answers either.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I don't think I know everything, I've never claimed to, and never will.
sorry that I'm so arrogant that I don't want people who know better than me about everything I don't understand because I'm too stupid and have to be told lecturing me about how I'm going to be in eternal damnation unless I do what they say I do.


(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I've never had an experience like the one you describe.
Everyone has different knowledge and understanding and I see no harm in sharing it. You have to form your own opinions, of course, but there's no reason to be afraid of the idea that someone else's opinions might influence you in some way. The more different perspectives you can gather, the better, if you ask me.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)
# "a moral duty to try to save people's souls"?
They are acting out of fear and self-interest. They don't want to go to hell.
Witnesses believe there are a limited number of places available in heaven after the apocolypse. Places will be reserved for those who have committed good deeds, chief among which is spreading the message.
The irony is that for every successful conversion, there's greater competition for seats in heaven. In my opinion the best questions to ask Witnesses are: 1) how many people will be allowed into the heaven (the answer is 144,000 I think)... 2) Doesn't every person you convert decrease your chances of going there? ... 3) Your god's really done a number on you guys hasn't he?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I remember them coming around before 2000
ahhh that was fun

(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
# They don't believe in hell.
Yes, 144,000 go to heaven, but after that's full up everyone else righteous gets to live on a future Paradise Earth after the judgment. And it's the first 144,000, so it's full already by their reckoning.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
# So I guess the question is:
so all you can offer me is a second-class seat?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
# not really,
heaven sounds like a lot of hard work if you ask me, they're going to be the ones who are going to have to run the place.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Yea but probably everyone who goes to heaven can do magic
like making mops and buckets come to life, as prophesised by Walt Disney in The Book Of Fantasia.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# they also become completely sexless beings
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Yes
Fear of death is the key.
Sadly, believing these superstitions may actually increase the fear of death rather than relieving it.
It is a little like alcoholism, a failed attempt to block pain.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Nail more or less on head.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Sadly
like alcoholics, they are terrified of admitting the problem.
Or facing the pain of sorting it out.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I don't know if it's quite that simple,
but I'll admit it is their emphasis on selling the Everlasting Life in Paradise Earth for the Righteous is what concerns me most. If there's a reward for doing God's will, are you really doing it for God or for yourself?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
# It isn't that simple, nothing is.
Selling sounds like the key term here, a God franchise with merchandising rights?
I really don't know much about them specifically. However, using Occams razor, does a being that could create billions of galaxies really need a door to door sales force?
Does that (or any other coercive religion) seem realistic?
(I'm ignoring the cultural/historical contexts of major faiths - it's the interwebs)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I say selling, it's a loaded word,
which is why I hate it when people say I've got to "sell myself" to get a job... ugh...
We could get way too deep into theology/philosophy here, I don't personally see the need to go round people's doors like that but if free will is important God isn't going to "make" everyone believe, as simple as it might seem the world would become. If I, as a servant of God, believe it is right that such service should carry on, it makes sense to spread the idea around in some way or another.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
# We're nearly off the page here.
I still have yet to understand why an omnipotent being should need to have anyone believe in anything. If behaving well to other beings they have created is the issue why the need to pray.

(I'm enjoying this conversation)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Oh...
I'm enjoying it too, but alas I have to go to the shops. For now I'm going to cite Job 35:6-10, because I want to.
Gaz me if you want to continue this.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)
# hi i'm jesus i dont endorse this
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)
# red skin? goatee?
...have you tried reading the emails backwards?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
# The answer to the Jewish question in Europe?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Heheheh
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# he has nothing to do with me
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)
# haha this might do it
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Actually fits his face better.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Well if Jesus is the answer what is the question?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
# what is your name if your name is Jesus
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
# .
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# "Which first century Jewish preacher became the central figure of the Christian faith?"
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# What made up clap-trap nonsense is used daily
by mentally challenged humans to justify obscence acts of sexual depravity, murder and coffee mornings?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Hollyoaks
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Death to the Hollyoakians! Victory to the glorious army of Home and Away!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)
# If there's something strange in your neighbourhood,
who're you going to call?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Which guru had the best agent in the year 0?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# there was no year 0.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# 1 then?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# dunno
John the Baptist, maybe. Although he wouldn't have called himself a Guru because that's Sanskrit and he was a Hebrew.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Ok
but the Sanskrit word is currently used in our language to denote a teacher, specifically of a spiritual bent.

I also haven't the faintest idea what spiritual teacher is in Hebrew - Rabbi perhaps?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Yeah, Rabbi,
(Jesus's desciples refer to him as such in some verses) actually I think literally it just means teacher.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Pfft
It came after the year -1, tsk.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# who can't bite his nails?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Who can't eat M&M's?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Who's the black private dick,
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# gaaah, damn your eyes!
*wipes*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# That'll teach you to put effort into your posts
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
# You too, Great Architect.
I saw that
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Who helps me wank when my wrist is tired?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Aw yeah:
Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Jesus!)
You're damn right

Who is the man
That would risk his neck for his brother man?
(Jesus!)
Can ya dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about
(Jesus!)
Right on
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Piston
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Actually, slightly more seriously:
"Who is the third who walks always beside you?"

I may not be religious, but I do like the thought.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Richard?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)
# ah, yes,
you foretell a comic strip I was thinking of doing, in fact.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Did I miss something? All I asked was if you wanted a sandwich
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# He should be on all Yahoo answers
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)
# tell him "BITCH, JESUS GONNA KICK YO ASS"
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# If Jesus is the answer...
Is the question "How many beans make five?" ?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# just one!
it's a trick question!

if one is REALLY jesus

hahahaha :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)
# How many moons are there in the sky?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Either..
None or many.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
# There are six.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I was right!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Rivals in Love and War...part 2
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)
# they'll be fighting before you know it!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I hope nothing Sexy World Wary happens....
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
# hahaha
I like this madness
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
# She'll stick with hitler
They always go for the complete bastards.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Haha these are brilliant
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I'm very disappoinmted Adolf hasn't got his top off yet
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)
# yay thorpe
ave a woo. I'm twitting you - Tommy Reckless
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
# haha
excellent stuff
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha :D
these are ace :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
# do you know this man?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Yes, he is rob
he is rob

Of course he is also NSFW - please link penis pictures.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# "Will you start the fans, please"
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hahahahah
:D

now that's comedy :D
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# *adblocks*
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)
# yer maw?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Lady Ga Ga?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Please tell me ....
where an actual Cock is SFW?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
# If you work in a VD clinic
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Would you touch one in a VD Clinic?
Not I....
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:55, archived)
# *BING*
Winnah!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Farms
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)
# porn mag
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Who is that person that I keep seeing?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Rob got scammed by her in Kentish Town ... he alleges.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)
# theres a cock in there somewhere?
sorry i'm distracted
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:53, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)
# hahhahahahaha
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
# is it
Patsy Kensit?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)

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