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[challenge entry] Sentimental Western Movie

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Salut Larue
I like your image although I think some people will want to point out that it's not strictly within the brief of the competition.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] ...


Ning all!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Cue Happy Toast...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
# how about this?
www.b3ta.com/board/9585587
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# bah, you've puy me off my stroke!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9584869

b3ta.com/board/9584762
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I once wrote a story/song
To the tune of the Plastic Jesus song. It had the word epiphany in it and often when you post the tune starts playing in my head. I just wanted you to know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
# So you're saying it hasnt become LOLMOVIEPOSTERS yet?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
# in a challenge where the idea is to adapt movie posters, it was posters from the get go
moaning about it doesn't change that fact
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Ok
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Can I repost all of these?
www.b3ta.com/board/7916536

Which, by the way, won the compo that I entered it for. But the mods deleted it.
(__, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:07, archived)
# you just won the compo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha
this is actually excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Haha
Ning Mr Beef. I like your image although I think some people will want to point out that it's not strictly within the brief of the competition.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# oh rats...guess I'll just delete this thread
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# rdrr ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
# hee hee
you prankster you
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha!
Not worth it's own thread...



Looks like I picked the wrong week to get on a motherfucking plane...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
# :D
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
# :D
Wonderful!
(NickBlinko Papas Adrianas, Papas Adrianas, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Dirty Mary


full size available.
pearoast, but relevant hopefully.
(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Yeah
It's that whole, don't pea in a new thread thing that I think someone has mentioned before.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I'm sure that's never come up
is there some kind of link people could follow to determine what these rules and/or guidelines might be?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# again with the pedantry...
It's not mash up two names its redo one film poster, in the style of another, i.e. Finding Nemo in the style of Jaws.

Come on B3ta, we can do this thought thing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Isn't this "There's something about Mary"
in the style of Dirty harry?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# unless "there's something about mary" was released under the title
"Dirty Mary" in Canada, then no, not really. It's a pedantry point, but I'm fairly sure the point of the compo is to make the film from which the style is taken recognisable purely due to the style,r ather than by jamming words into the title of the subject film.

Edit: that said, it's very well done and I like it, I just don't think it's compo-y.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I think you mean
"...it's a pedantic point..."


:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# you have one point
if you get to five hundred points I will drive to your home town and buy you a drink of your choice, within reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# It says Dirty Mary, unless that's a porno starring Cameron Diaz with teh same hair as in the comedy
I thought the point was it was still called "Finding Nemo", just done as the Jaws gob underneath the swimmer type thing.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I take your point actually
i misread the instruction as including mashup the title.
(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# awww, don't be nice about it
now I feel like a cunt.

has anyone got a spare one?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# To be honest...
I'm not adverse to the guidelines being bent as long as

a) some effort's gone into it
b) it's amusing
and
c) they don't pea in a new post

Two out of three aint bad

I'd rather things like this than just changing the name on a poster, which I fear will happen a lot, but its within the guidelines of the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# true
the actual shop job is rather well done, and I have failed to mention this in my mouth-frothing lust to correct minor perceived errors.

I shall correct this posthaste.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I'm inclined to agree with you here
and to be fair, the word "mashup" in the title of the challenge is a little misleading. I know people should read the whole thing, but none of us are here because we have long attention spans, are we!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
# plus mashup films was a previous challenge
so it encourages the peas
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Indeed it does
but any movie poster challenge is going to do that.

I am being unusually sanguine today, I must have swine flu or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)
# "sanguine"?!
get you with your lah-de-dah words!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)
# san⋅guine / ˈsæŋgwɪn
3. (in old physiology) having blood as the predominating humor and consequently being ruddy-faced, cheerful, etc.

you've been bleeding the children again haven't you
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Again? You make it sound like I'd stopped.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, I like it
at least some effort's gone into it

Speaking of peas....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I love you
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
# genuine
LOL !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# YES
Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
# hahahaha, awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Hob-lol :)
(acered76 What!? The Curtains?, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
# *bokes*
top
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
# hahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)
# If you had kept "There's something about Mary" as the title it would be perfect..


but you didn't :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] quick one then back to work
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# woo
Hairy Nubbins?

Wotcha fella. What have I told you about that work thing?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)
# That would great :D
Make it so
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)
# More like... SCARY Poppins







Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)
# What about Sporty Poppins, Posh Poppins and Ginger Poppins?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Oh great
Now I've got a mental image of five marionette Mary Poppins with different coloured hair jigging up and down to 'spice up your life'. Thanks! :P
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# bindun but frickin' awesome work :)
click
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
# has it? balls, I must have blinked
*edit - I see a chainsaw one, but none for the orphanage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Fabilus!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# wickedy-waa bo massive
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# not compo related, and couldn't work out what thread to put it...
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# hahahah this is great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# You have made a new picture, so you are correct to start a new thread.
Not everything has to be a challenge entry on a Thursday!

I like your recursive girl reading paper picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Don't worry, you're allowed to post things that aren't in the compo.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)
# you have done nothing wrong
well played, fella
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Awesome
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Animate it !
I lack the skill to do it myself :'(
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# here's the anim....
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Tip top!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Exactly...
...my thought.
(acered76 What!? The Curtains?, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Fon Repeat until funny, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Why have I never seen a film where one of the characters is an anthropomorphised dildo?
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# You've never seen a Tom Cruise movie?:P
also woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Haha
Harsh, but fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Does it come in bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# how is this a challenge entry?
Did they re-word it to "mash up two film posters however you want" or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# there's no point worrying about the rules
Take a deep breathe, relax, and masturbate furiously.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# waaaaaaaay ahead of you
It's just that I'm quite able to be snippy and bitchy to other posters AT THE SAME TIME as wanking, drinking and not contributing to the board myself.

check my multi-tasking... yeah. /flex
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# haha, I didn't realise I was addressing someone
as adept as me at constantly wanking whilst accomplishing many other tasks.

And they say men can't multitask!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I thought a compograph plotted episodes of Last of the Summer Wine?
Still, I like this SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
# You've no chance of stemming the tide
This contest, perhaps more than most, is bound to be crammed with reposts and tenuous entries. You might as well forget about it, enjoy every post, and revel in those few that rise to the top.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# hmmmmm
wallow in mistakes, reposts and minor irritation, or try and get people to use their brains, advance the level of b3ta evolution and make people happy as a result? decisions, decisions.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
# too late
already wanking with a fistful of my own filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I hope you're named after the Libertines song
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# nope
I'm named after the Harper Lenn book.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# You mean Harper Lee?
Sorry, I'll stop it now.

Great book.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# wow, I'm glad you caught that one.
What the hell is going on in my head today to make me mistype "Lee" as "Lenn"?

P.s. don't stop, it's the only way I'll learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Lee
but good, I'm glas about that. And it does of course mean I shouldn't kill you.

*shoots another blue jay*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Now you see
'glas' is clearly just a typo of 'glad', so I'm not going to comment on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
# You're very kind not to mention my inability to type accurately
especially with me being a professional editor and evertything
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I hope he's not

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I hope you're not
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I hope none of us are

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I sometimes am
but I do my best not to let the children know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
# I guess what I mean is
When I saw this was the compo I thought "oh joy, /board's going to be crammed with reposts and people not bothering to read the brief". Then I saw a few of the better entries and decided "oh sod it, life's too short to care about such minor things".

On the other hand, I'm a relentless pedant when it comes to English, despite the fact that hardly anyone takes notice, so perhaps I'm a hypocrite too.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Hypocrisy is a beautiful thing.
Anyway, it's the same every week. If people want there to be challenges then it's just something that needs to be accepted.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I thought you were meant to do a movie poster in the style of another films
not just stick two films together
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] A touch on the Q&D side?

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Q&D is how we like it
Hurray :D

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Fantastic.
I cackled with glee at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Now then young man.
We'll 'ave none of that. Put your glee crack away.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Good stuff!
As they say, jokes/bad puns are better than technique ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)
# funny, but nonetheless
www.b3ta.com/board/9585587
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# ...
photoshop the scenery, characters or titles into the style of a famous movie poster for a different film

So it might be pushing it a bit, but not all that much. I'm much more worried about the dearth of decent triffid pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# triffids ARE an important part of ones daily B3ta diet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Be afraid, motherfuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
TOO MUCH HUMMUS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I like what you do
I like your choice of films
I like your choice of how to combine them
I like the skills you've used to do it
I like your musk.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
# hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Oi...
...stop being so ace!! *Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# You can talk!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# TISH
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
# No Mr Bond, I expect you to Diet
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# He's been Coultharded!!!
Hello you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
#
hello sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Hahahah
What on earth have you done to his face!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# too much cayke
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
My friend Lindsay is 30 today and has brought THREE kinds of yummy cake to the office.

God bless the Scottish.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Happy birthday Lindsay \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
# his epiglottis is full of bees
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
# You made me do one of those exploding laughs, you swine.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)
# you bad man
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom
Brosnan is such a cock
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Two Words that will forever damn him:
Remington. Steele.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
# or Mama Mia
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Damn good point.
I'd tried to blank that particular horror from my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Good god....
what mind altering drug was pumped into the populace last summer to make that the most successful Briotish film of all time?

ALso, there's a soundtrack CD with THE CAST badly singing ABBA songs. Surely, if you like ABBA you'll already have Gold, or whatever, so why would you want a deliberatly shit CD of covers, by non-singers?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Lawnmower. Man.
Death. Train.
Brett. Ratner. (as in, "Brett Ratner should direct my next Bond movie")
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Good God!
he didn't say that, did he?

mind you, they did get Lee 'Worthless Hack' Tamahori to do the above referenced one. *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# he did
off the back of working with him on Before the Sunset, or whatever that particular dog was called.

Tamahori was a wierd one, cos they hired him to make it gritty (like Once Were warriors), then turned into a CGI-fest...go figure!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# invisible cars....
Oh well....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# fabtanstick!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# hee hee
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Inspired!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# *insta_clicks*
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# inspired
Nicely done indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Hahahaha yes
I can feel my Schweinchen Babe slipping further away from the top 3 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# what schweinen babe would that be?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Apparently I'm now 2nd :D

207.44.242.20/board/9584927
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
# good lord.
I can't belive I missed that.

One might almost suspect I had already clicked it and was just cunningly getting you to link it on the main board to try and introduce more people to its aceness.

If one were the suspicious type.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Haha ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# That's me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
# You're not *my* family.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Yey I created a puddle!
(st-evo And thats why fat people goto disney land, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Not to be confused with...

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# This wins for me.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] HAL is Watching You


Two of my favourite childhood films... hybridised and demolished in one poor GIMP job.

EDIT: Sorry, Barbie. Your image is much better - I shouldn't have knocked it off the top.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Oh don't be daft!
Yours is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Why, thank you.
In an ideal world, I'd've spent more time on the metal frame around HAL's eye; having that and the telescreen frame is overkill.

But thank you.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# *takes bow*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# *ties in hair*
I'm purdy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Hehehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Hang on.
You're not grotpig!

also woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# lovely stuff squire
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I got ears, ya' know. I hear things...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
# this is ace
You (and the poster below) have restored my faith in B3ta, which was temporarily submerged under a wave of pointless shitty reposts that pay no attention to any part of the image challenge except the word "movie".

So, you know, well done. And stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# :D
Lovely Stuff, Barbs.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Full Metal Woo!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)
# amazing!
I've got a horrible feeling someone did this a few weeks ago though. Still, who cares, eh? Smahing stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Holy yes!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
# yow!
fu*king badass! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
# You own this compo
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# You're too kind sir! Bless you :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Fabtastci!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Ta Joe!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Wonderful, Ninj.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Thanks JP!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# fucking YES!
*Clicks!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Poster?
OOOH, That'd actually do a nice job of covering the hole in my bedroom wall. You got a big 'un I can make into a poster?
(Spiked_Rycroft The Prodigal Son, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I concur with this
There are not enough signs of my geekiness in my house, and would fit perfectly with my upcoming plans for a huge star wars marathon.
(Tin Can Man, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Never rely on RAM when you could just use a diary
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# can you fly bobby!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
# ^I'd buy that for a dollar
Ning all. Enjoying this comp, although I have zero ideas :(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)
# just go to a movie poster site and have a look around..it's what I've done :)

und ning!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# aye, that's what i've been doing
Try here for inspiration
www.tccandler.com/columns/100_greatest_movie_posters.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
# :)
b3ta.com/board/9584635
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Thanks you two.
My brain needs some anti-freeze.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
# yay!
CHOON :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# *moshes*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# you see i've got this problem!
i don't like cops!
and cops... don't like meeeeeeeee!

man i love that song :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# From the director of Directive Four Weddings and a Funeral?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
# *ooooof*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Well give the man a hand!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I was trying to remember his directives the other day and I couldn't remember them -
serve the public trust
protect the innocent
uphold the law?

directive four was 'must make all the tea down at the station' wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Directive Four: Annual service at 20,000 perps or every 2 years
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# nicely done!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# hahahahah...
Brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry] HAVE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
# hahahah
there's still mileage... probably

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
# another one that would have been soooooo much better than the real deal :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# ACE!!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)
# This is marvellous, sir
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] this is crap
crap 'shop, sorry


(jonnychin, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
# this is england's a great film :)

spinal tap...not so much
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Class.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Hahahahah...
Ace! Smashing compo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# genius :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I used to have a flatmate whose favourite film this was.
We didn't stay flatmates for long...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] the wheelchair champ is back


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(grotpig, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# oh fuck off

there I said it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
# My thoughts exactly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Thirded
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# This is not very good.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
# faceinahole?
FACEINAHOLE.... I expected less from me! .. no wait...
(st-evo And thats why fat people goto disney land, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] my left hawking


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(grotpig, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
#
Take any film you wish, and photoshop the scenery, characters or titles into the style of a famous movie poster for a different film
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# 90% of the entries have ignored this
why not him too?
At least he's shit, rather than just lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)

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