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[challenge entry] PI QI bindun?
(dj_cypher, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I'd be all over a feature length QI.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Haven't we already had this challenge?
The claws are the first weapon you learn how to use because it lets you keep your distance from the prey. The closer you get to being a pro the closer you can get to the prey. The neck bite for example is the last thing you learn.
click for gigantification

FEEL MY REPOST
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)
# It's not really mashups, it's subtlely different.
"Take any film you wish, and photoshop the scenery, characters or titles into the style of a famous movie poster for a different film: The Dambusters in the style of Ghostbusters, Finding Nemo in the style of Jaws, etc."

I think a lot of the confusion would have been avoided had the phrase "mash-up" not been part of the challenge title.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I really am still confused by the brief.
I can't see the difference...
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
# what was the previous "movie mash-up" challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
# The other one was movie combos
www.b3ta.com/challenge/movie_combos/

Make up a new movie by combining two other movies.

This one is advertising an existing movie in the style of another movie.

I can't see the confusion, myself, but I really don't want to get too anal about this.

There was also a challenge involving muppets, but we won't go there just now....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)
# yes this.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
# this shouldn't be combining 2 movies
simply the art style of the poster.

i.e. Finding Nemo adevrtised in the form of the Jaws poster.

It's still Finding Nemo, not Finding Jaws

But 90% are just reposting from or doing the old Mashup challenge
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
# It is the same, just worded differently
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Well slap me about the face with a floppy cock and call me Barry
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Is that a line from the Chuckle Brothers' autobiography?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Yeah it is
The whole book is pure filth
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I wonder if it actually exists?
I mean, they're a combined 125 years. I bet they've got some stories.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry] You didn't disappoint
(Trash Ninja, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
# hahahahaha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Clicks
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Hahaha!!
So thats how he died!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)
# KAPOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Wham!!!
That'll learn him...
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
# *nod of approval*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
# This is one of the funniest things i've seen in a long time
And that's not an internet exaggeration, it's very very good.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Brillo!
"some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)
# POD (or what to do with those crappy work toys littered around the office)
(Spenglebert Humptyback, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
# You've gotta cut back on the caffe
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
# TOAPOD
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I just spent ages on this and I've no idea why.

It's good practice, at least, anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Blancmaaaaaaaaange!


EDIT: If you haven't seen Top Secret! I thoroughly recommend that you do.The underwater bar fight scene is priceless!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I once saw a t-shirt with him, John Lennon, Bob Marley and Kurt Cobain on it,
with the text THEY ALL MET TOGETHER IN HEAVEN under them.

It was the single worst thing I ever saw.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
# What was Val Kilmer doing with that lot?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Batmanning
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Is that similar to bagpiping?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Yay Top Secret!
Good film, even if it does have Val Kilmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
# oh yes indeed
top shop top film top secret woo (shhhhhhhh!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd have eaten Farrah. Still would...
(klondyker, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# oh, i'm liking this!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
But who are the real cannibals?

Them.... or us?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Us!
*munches Joe's leg*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Wow!
Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha :D
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# haha
Ah, Cannibal Holocaust, what an essentially rubbish movie!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# it amuses me
i may watch it later. i could make it a double bill with zombie holocaust
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
# to be fair
my first thought was 'I may watch it later' too
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)
# heheh
there's bugger all on tonight except shaun of the dead, which i've seen countless times. doesn't look like i'll be going to see harry potter :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I can't really watch much tonight
I'm moving house in a week and need to get cracking with the packing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
# you've been watching far too much cash in the attic!
after a quick check of my monies, it seems i may be able to watch teh potter after all! wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Who do you reckon's next on the slab then?
Roger or Burt?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I read that as "Roger Burt"
Spend too much time here...
(klondyker, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# hahahaha bloody hell
:D click
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] starship troopers/saving private ryan
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
# excellent!
ahhh denise richards :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# nicely done
Nibus -are you around?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Yes!
This is brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
# cheers mate : )
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Rivals in Love and War...Part Four.


Previously...
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
# these are all very bloody good
woo unt yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# HAHA
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# That Eva, eh
Going around causing wars and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# this
is getting very exciting! yay!
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# heheheh
nice use of a german car!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Haaaaaahahahahahahaha!
"When he starts gassing, there's no getting away!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# haha :D
wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# hahaha
You must never stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
# haha!
thorpe! have you returned from the depths, or have you been around and i've just been my usual unobservant self?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Killer Pasty

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# giant mutated pasties wll destroy us all!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I've been waiting to post this for ages and as soon as I do, threadrush.
Bah.
At least it's full of decent images today :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Looks off to me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Dude
See a proctologist.
Or have a woo, whichever is easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Haha I noticed the other day that Ginster's pasties have "Good honest food." written on them.
So do Pedigree Country Casserole cans for dogs, and they actually look nicer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# To be honest
I have yet to have a Ginster's Pasty ask me in the street for 3 quid for petrol.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# They're still disgusting though :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# fuck!
i saw his ugly sister for sale in greggs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# ARGH!
also he looks like he had another mouth where his bits would be.

:( there is no safe end to approach that from
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Bite off its arms and legs first.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# ya gotta drown em in tomato sauce.....
FIRST!

hey CS nice pic even if it does look a bit like a mutant turd with legs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Yes :D
And cheers :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Shittest Pokemon Ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# It should be a Pokémon because then other Pokémon can use the move "bite" against it
or even "swallow"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Much like you do with your Scout Leader!
ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Hahaha pastry of destruction.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# zomg!
ace :) what flavour is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Cheese and onion :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
# no wonder he's so pissed off :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
# He doesn't understand why people don't like him.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
# lies!
cheese and onion ones are square!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
# What are you talking about?
HAVE YOU BEEN EATING AT WARRENS?
WARRENS PASTIES IS A LIES.

The best pasties ever are Malcolm Barnecutt's pasties that I can get locally because they're fucking fantastic AND ACTUAL REAL PASTIES SO SHUSH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
# i know not of this warren's of which you speak
the ones i eat are from sayers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
# fuck, ive just seen this now, good work clansoul
*clicky*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] The Wrong Ring

Click to embiggen.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Also: I seem to have piled on top of a threadrush. Sorry guys D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
# arf!
gollum would fit rather well in that film, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
#


Bindun to the max.
(Guillaume67 lacking a humourous sig since, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)
# pffft nevertheless.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# another spiffing entry :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
#
(DutyPaid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# they're thick as a brick
and chocolatey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Which is better
Fruit or Orange flavour?
They're both pretty awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# MINT
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Bah
They rate third on my list.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
# mint is nicest
this is fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Norton's thrilled at those biscuits
Look at his face
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Haha oh I want one now
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I could proper go for a club right now,
as is I'm going to have to settle for an orange Kit Kat.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# orange kitkats are just dirty
have a peanut butter one instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Traditional FTW.
You people are fucking weird.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I prefer dark Kit Kat
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Dark is Ok, aye.
But what's with all this melon and lychee flavoured nonsense?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)
# peanut butter ones are gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Tried the Green Tea ones?
You'll find a surprisingly weird variety of kitkats in Tokyo Narita airport.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Me want.
actually I could just ask my uncle to send me some.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
# i dislike green tea
and would not want it flavouring my kitkat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# pffft....
kittens and skateboards

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# pink wafers are sugary tosh
chocolate hobnobs FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Sin City Slickers


Click for bigger (175 kb)
(pricer, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
# nice!
billy's got a bit of a yosemite sam thing going on there, don't you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Some fo these are getting amusing pfffft ish
but clickable
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Verr good.
Also:
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
# :D HA!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
# A W E S O M E
simply fucking brilliant
*click* - fuckin TWICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# this would make a much better film!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Very woo
and fits so well.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Ace-ness...
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
# That's excellent!
So very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# 'aroooooooooold!!
this is awesome and worthy of a click
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Does it make me sad loving City Slickers?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
# not at all, top film
but Billy Crystal is better in Forget Paris :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
# yes. yes it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Astatine, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
# ooooohhh, matron!
i had a t-shirt with a pic of hattie jacques and kenneth williams in his tent on it. wish i could find it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# People said you couldn't make a film about snipers which would hold people's interest!
And they were right.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I thought it was a great film
and I'm generally not a fan of war movies
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
# The opening is great
Here's a gun, now go and die or we'll shoot you.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
# It's got bob hoskins in it though
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I quite liked the film
Lots of tension.
And it's based on true events too!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Yays
Hatty hat, Hatty no hat!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
# By coincidence
I was playing Battlefield Heroes last night. And yes, I did a bit of camping as a commando sniper.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# ...yes...it tiles...

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
# no*
*might be a lie
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# imagine this...
...DISCO WALL INFINITY.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)
# the thought has already
given me an imagenary headache
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Kinda...
(Poison-System-X, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)
# hey...
...you try to bend neon.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
# i am endevoring to do a picture a day


this is todays
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# THINGS IS GOING BACKWARDS!
Another lovely example :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# backwards?
:) ta
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# From yesterday's pic, I would would say yes, going backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)
# ah
hmm, thinking about it the rough sketch i've got for tomorrow goes even further :) ah well
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I really like your pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# thankee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# this is rather nice
although it's spelled endeavouring
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# spellings may not be accurate to your known reality
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# my reality is never accurate
to anyone else's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
#
u
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# damn your american hatred of the letter u!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Nah
that's one of the spellings that drives me crazy. Currently top of my list though is the dropped L in words like travelling. "Traveling" is always going to look wrong to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)
# i hate
people calling jojoba "hohoba". there's no fucking h in that word!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Try telling that to Juan.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
# he's spanish
he wouldn't understand
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Mmmm Fajitas!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
# again, spanish
the silent j is part of their language. hearing some toffee-nosed english twat doing it on a shampoo ad just annoys me.
almost as much as the "word" funbeleivabubble.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
# jejejejeje!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# *looks stern*
you're being silly now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Je touche le jambon
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
# non
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# That's bloody marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
# i want to do 100 per day...
...(but can't)..........this is nice!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# i want to do 100 per day
not pics, of course...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)
# oop...
...yeah right...you wouldn't survive.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
# maybe not
but at least i'd die happy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
# The seems to have a ball of wool for a head.
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
# budget wig
..also hair is hard
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
# ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Her husband is sleeping with another woman and she's furious.

Also he's an alien.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)
# ahhh Liam Neeson.
I WILL find you and I WILL kill you.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# can you do Richard Curtis while you're at it
to stop him making such horrifically middle class movies
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I think you misunderstood me.
I like Liam Neeson. However Richard Curtis can climb a wall of dicks.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
# ah, is it a quote from Taken?
I haven't seen that yet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Yes it is,
Brilliant film.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# *dons sunglasses*
what? they look normal to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Nicely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Shaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


Click for bigger (141 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Those pants can't be comfy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# mmmmmm
rubber gusset...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Wasn't that a song in the 1970's by 10CC?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
# load up, load up, load up with rubber gussets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I like the newsletter. It lets me know it's Friday and I can have some wine this evening without worrying about a hangover stopping me work
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue387/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
# 1ST LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
# yay
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
# First is the worst
Second is the best.
Hairy chest tiem!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)
# woop
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Not first
meh
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
# 6th!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
# MOD GET LOLOLO!11ONE!
fecking 4chan!

yay for newsletter :)
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)
# May I have an eighth?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Do we pay for your wine with our donations
just like the catholic church?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
# yep, I drink the lot
actually they go to Cal who uses them to pay the server bills. The money for the sponsored links at the top of the newsletter is mine for booze money though, although I give Dave some as he helps out with it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)
# haha!
have a bottle of pino on me *donates*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# hey! I did that! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
# 1st HAHAH BITCHES U LOOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
# We were just into a space trip
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Woo yeah!
I made it in the newsletter - it WAS worth the effort afterall :D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
# happy friday all
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)
# :D
*mutters* bloody humans
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)
# hahaha
It's happy Friday and happy bathday for me:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)
#
Where are you? When will we meet?
Take my unfinished life and make it complete
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Prints? Charming.
Prints? Charming. *looks at crosshairs on photos of moonlanding*
Reticules are nothing to be scared of.
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Start getting landy...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
# What the fuck do they do with Buzz's piss though?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# They be drinking that shit all the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Fo sheezy?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Are supporting aliens from a film allowed?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)
# yes.
yes they are. :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I love Twi'lek the movie
the bit where the shark comes up on the boat following the trail of m&ms is awesome.

Am I the only person that thinks these people look more wooden and lacking in personality than a dropped lolly stick?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)
# What is a twi'lek?
Is it a bisexual dalek?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Why yes
Yes it is.
They first appeared in the Star Trek TNG episode "WTF?" (season 10).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)

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