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(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Wax on . . . whacks off !
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
# That's not how you fight silly old man.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Wipe on . . . whip off ?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
# How about Flame on . . . towel off !
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
# HAWT !
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)
# I got it
woo
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Was it the giant subtle swastika in the background...
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
# No it was the arse raping penguins
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I don't follow...
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
# haha! Nicely done :)
Very nicely done, in fact.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Ithankyou
:D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Meeeoooowww
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Hello Moto !
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Fucking hell!
Silly Cat! Moto GP is not meant in office!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
# But it should be!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] drop in
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Yay :D

(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
# katflip FTW
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Carvin' and curvin' in the Kitty X Games !
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
# s'kat & destroy
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Nothing quite like a huge smooth sided litter box to skate in !
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] "Keep still!!"
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*hides eyes*
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
# HIT THE UGLY SHIT
In other news I am eating the best bacon ever

nom nom nom
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)
# 100% flu bacon
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)
# yes
Sliced, cured and grilled meat with the flu
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Good
I will be having a bacons tomorrow
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I think I will have a bacons tonight
before it revenges on me and kills me to death with pigsnot
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)
# There will also be sausages and egg in a nice baguette
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
# do not go to bed in bacons
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
# It is the only way to sleep
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Thwack it hard
I can't work out who is stuffed in this photo
1.media.tumblr.com/ta77XirPVpxvt8vqVvvZFVdBo1_400.jpg
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)
# trick question
no one, but the guy in the photo is mummyfied.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)
# This was my thinking too
So would I be, if I had to live there
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# ...assuming, of course, that cats are perfectly spherical.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)
# With enough duct tape they can become what ever shap you want them to be
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Matthew you bastard :(

(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Golf ball kitty is a golf ball and a kitty.



(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# One in hole !
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)
# never make a golf hole in the back garden
as my dad did.

instant cat toilet.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
With the uneveness of my lawn, I wasn't planning on it ;)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
# FUR !
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Another Scottish sport


(Fookin' seamless!)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
# ;)

(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Evenin' teh stan
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)
# She seems pretty sturdy.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Has she stuffed extra kittens down her trousers?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Kittens made from lard
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Do not put . . . the kitty down !
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Have been tarting about with the curves in PSPX2


larger here along with some others

No need to post the pic other than I can ask a question without getting incinerated by flames-

I used to have an excellent program that was Windows 95 age which would let you post a bitmap onto a surface and then fuck about in 3d with angle, zoom, orientation of the surface and then render that bitmap to the surface in fairly hi-res. Alas the fucker no longer works with anything XP or newer- is their another prog (preferably free) that I could download to do the same thing? Thanks.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)
# I'm a little lost as to what you asking here mate
can't you tweak this in Photoshop to the same effect?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Ah, photoshop
the expensive older brother...... :-)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)
# surely a modern photoshop can do it?
Even the GIMP can, it's called Perspective Tool. Unless I'm reading you completely wrong here.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)
# I have a perspective tool in PSP X2
but it's not got a real-time interface, you have to type in numbers until it looks right etc etc whereas I used to be able to waggle it with the mouse...
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)
# oh that seems a bit of an omission.
in GIMP you just drag the corners around.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)
# much as I found the UI to be a pain in the arse
I might try this again. Many thanks.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Can't you fiddle around with 'compatibility modes' and things like that?
As for free substitute programs, I dunno, sorry.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)
# I did try tha google search, ta.
came up lemons.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)
# This no good?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)
# THIS!
looks exactly what I want.

Cheers matey :-)

EDIT: DAMMIT, broken links for download.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)
# You're willkommen. :)
You know that google link I posted up there? ^

That link is the 2nd one down.

edit: arse :(

(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
# there's always Povray for that sort of thing
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)
# aha
I knew POVray was good for lighting , didn't know it couyld do that. Cheers.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# povray can do anything
if you've got enough time on your hands.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)
# I'm sure Blender will do this
But I dont know how
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Kitten Sports... in a galaxy far, far away!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)
# hehe it's Ginger Leader
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Hurray for cats!


Gettid? Gettid.. ahhhhh :(
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Nicely
Kitten is bound to win
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)
# I'm so fucked off the Phallic Logo Awards are done.....


Click for bigger (126 kb)


Just received some Freesat POS at work. It's both brilliant for everyone and beaming into your area soon - hopefully after a trip to the clinic.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)
# pssst
I see what you did there, but you may want to add your own slant on things by manipulating your photo in some way.

For reasons best unfathomed, not doing this is bad mmkay?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)
#
I felt it was perfectly formed as it was...
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)
# MAKE IT DANCE FOR ME
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Oh,
If only it said:

"Now COMING into your area"

LOLZ!111 etc
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)
# IT'S BEAMING ELECTROMAGNETIC SPAFF INTO MY "AREA" or "MY RECEIVER BOX"
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)
# I would place money
on the fact that nobody, in the entire world, has used that selection of words, in that order before.

:D

Edit: In fact, it should be used for this weeks newsletter SubjLOL
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)
#
Hahaha I would never have made it to the PC if it had that written on it! But I will forward your comments to Freesat on your behalf
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)
# so when are Freesat hard disk recorders going to get cheaper then?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I don't actually know
or care that much..........

You need two beams in your receiver box for it to work though
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)
# To clean it up
You have to stand on some newspapers and use a wooden-handled broom. Or you get all teh electriciteez.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Excellent idea.
I shall tie a bow tie around my mickey post haste.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] one MILLION torques!

updated from yesterday: now with smokes and flames and less filesize
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Smooth Big Daddy Kitty's got it smokin' !
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)
# That's some good vrooooooooom there
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)
# TO THE STRATOSPHERE!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)
# POWEEEER!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)
# congratulations its twins!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)
# I see your pictures and they make me happy :)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)
# 1 - 0 to science :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
# stranger things have happened
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)
# oooooh, that is ace :)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)
# if you like that...
crappytaxidermy.com/page/4
i put this on links the other day, the name's a bit misleading, some of it IS crap, but there are also lots of walter potter pieces, freaks, and art mixed in there which are perfectly well done.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
# hehehe, the polar bear looks like me after lack of sleep
hehehe, I love the fruit bat :)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Yay!


Click for bigger (154 kb)

I lent my camera to a colleague who went to Whipsnade to say hi someone born today
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaw . . . such a cute little lovely hairy baby phant !
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Awww yay!
Shame you only missed them by a few days :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Quite
There is always this Saturday again

if I can find another set of wheels
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)
# You should have drugged Epiphany
and kidnapped him for just that ;)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Awwww
the geezer did 135 miles door to door on Saturday, diamond bloke ;)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)
# If I could drive,
I would do that every day to see the Megafauna again :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)
# daw
and its all covered in fuzz too :}
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Lent?
But you're surgically attached to that thing...
That babby is so fuzzy, it looks blurred...
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Given Dan is a Nikon user
I thought he did quite a good job given he was completely unfamiliar with one of my Canon's

CFB mate :)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)
# I have seen pictures that prove your camera
is a Nonac!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)
# I mean natural fuzz, not out-of-focus fuzz :)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
# I think they're turning siamese . . .
I think they're turning siamese . . . I really think so . . . ♪
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Oh Hai Dolly Mk II!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
# I'd love to tune into the 9 o'clock news and see this ;)


(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Is that Mew Stevens?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Oh great . . . I'm waiting to find out the standings in the fur ball leagues !
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Drop it
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
# hahahaha
you's a dafty :)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Half-man. Half-robot. All fop.
Nicely!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
# ^
:D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yes
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ha
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
magnifiqué
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)
# This is really brilliant
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)
# The new series of Property Ladder seems to be going ok
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)
# They seem to be slipping
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
# phwoooah
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Breasts
She seems to have the shelf breasts thing going on there
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] So, it seems I cannot be arsed to finish this.


Anyone want it?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Hahaha that's superb!


(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)
# YEAH!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
# O_o
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] It's taught as a "sport" at school, so it counts.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Bah, they'll be calling synchronised swimming a "sport" next!
Very nicely done. Woo!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:40, archived)
# got a problem with that mate grrrr
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
# At times,
I really do think that b3ta has a picture for everything...
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
# you're not wrong :)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Nicely!
But let's be fair, ballet is not a sport. It is a past time for the rich ;)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)
# cockfoot
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
# erm....
Vaginahands?

Do I win?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Trippy tippy tows !
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)
# that's very beautiful
them kitties love their art obviously
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Karate Kitty
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)
# haha he's gonna kumite yo ass
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)
# gyaku zuki!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Ha.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Chop Chop Suey !
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)
# This has got me in fits right here.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry] as it's thursday n'all........... 'ning b3tards!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)
# A split!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Lofting for kitty pins !
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Heard this fuckin' song on the radio earlier today

Had to get it out of my head somehow...
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
# looks like her eyes are bigger than her belly
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Let the gators eat your ear worms !
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Don't fall for those crocodile tears
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
# "Like what the fuck are you looking at"
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Imma fuck you up
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
# "You never seen cat on skis before"
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)
# "Yeah, so I'm on skis. So what?"
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)
# that's alarmingly believable
(you know, if you didn't know about cats and had to go with what you see)

This was intended as a complement, in case it's not clear.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Shoosh . . . woosh 'n shoosh . . .
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Shit pun. MS Paint. Sue me.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
# cockfoot
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# cockfoot
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)
# cockfoot
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
# cockfoot
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# cockfoot
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# cockfoot
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)
# cockfoot
 
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC Comboooooo br...
cockfoot
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)
# cockfoot
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Indeed
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# off da roof...
...sweet!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Simon Cowell would hate it
The rest of the panel would love it though :~)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Owls?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
# IIIII--------II



(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Ha.
How silly!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
# would
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# nnggghhhh!!!!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# *crunch*...
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)

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