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[challenge entry] Seconds out...
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Nice work :D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)
# FIGHT!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Bonk!
Nicely
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Seconds out....
nice one.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Um.....anyone got a match?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Oh noes, nawty kitty
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)
# My face and your arse.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Wait.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Pfft!
Dammit, beaten to it!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)
# See?
You are an arsehole! ;)

*loves*
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Silly cat :(
ace :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Awwwww!
Lully :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
# oh hai popular gok killing kitty


also WOO!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I like it
as it means the death of Gok
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)
# That's why he's so popular.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)
# this deserves to win
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)
# how to look good decapitated
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaah
A work of superb skill, thought, and beauty
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
# your breath and a thousand buffalo farts ;)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Damn,
that's the last time I use "old buffalo" mouth wash.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)
# that's why i gargle with pledge
it leaves your breath lemony fresh and you can polish the furniture by burping on it
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I might try that,
although I draw the line at having Mr Sheen in me mouth!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:44, archived)
# same here
that moustache puts me right off
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Night night Smashy
x
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Nighty night otters
x
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)
# GET A ROOM!
/a bit late
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)
# he's already got one
but he's in it alone, going to sleep.
now, where did i leave those new batteries...
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Travel lodge
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)
# my mum likes travelodge
apparently, it's nice
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Good for fucking
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)
# i prefer my own bed
it's got a metal bed bar, which is good for restraining and i know where all the toys are ;)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)
# You disgust me
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)
# THEN MY WORK HERE IS DONE!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)
# How flammable are kittens?
By which I mean 'woo!'
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)
# aaaaaaw look at his wee face :(

:D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)
# That's well done.
Woo!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)
# No, but I do have a dark brown overcoat.
 
woo!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Bonzo Dog lol
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Strictly liquor, love and laughs.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Sporting kittys need to practice
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Ace :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
# I just popped on to the board to get some distraction..
and I see your pic. That is Furkin Great! You shall receive many clicks for this. :)

Edit: 'ning all!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Why do you hate me so much?
:'(
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
# It's because
I find it hard to accept how much I love you.

I love you sushi!

Edit: TROOOOOOON!! That's three in a row...I'm scared to scroll down further!! :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Bastard :(
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Well.....Yes
But you love it too - you slag!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)
# I do.
I have to, I can't even have a wank at the moment :(
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
#
May I recommend a bucket of slugs? Top suction, and easily hides the aftergoo.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)
# ning
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Hey Sir!
How does the board find your fine self tonight?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Im playing BF1943. It's pretty fun :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Cool!
I'm supposed to be designing a fake passport/travel card tonight - it must be done but I want to sleep -just googled your game and looks much more fun!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
# It's very fun for what it is :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# I remember it like this
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Fucking hell, it's like you're getting commision the amount you talk about that bloody game.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)
# I wish!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)
# stroke! stroke! i'm having a stroke!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I'm not
I feel like my eyes are melting, I feel that tired
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
# poor thing :(
do you need to rest your head on my comfy cleavage?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
# yes, yes I do
*rests head on Smashes comfy cleavage* heaven :)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
# there there, my special little soldier
Smash will make it all better
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Will there be hookerbots in the future?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
# only if you're a good boy
if you're a bad boy, there's just me and my sex dungeon ;)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# I am always in the dungeon
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
# that's because you're a baaaaaaaad boy
now refill that lube dispenser, i feel like i'm wearing a sandpaper thong
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Good job the price of lube has gone down
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
# i can't believe it's not butter
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
# No good
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)
# i can't believe i'm not wetter
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)
# WOULD YOU TWO JUST GET A CHEAP HOTEL
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
# how do you know we haven't already?
we could be humping like rabbits on a daily basis, you wouldn't be any the wiser
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# you wouldnt be on /board if you were! :P
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)
# this is true
i am a very time-consuming shag.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
# That is me tonight too...
I was forced on a night out last night, and ended up meeting an old porn star -win!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
# I wish I could say that was the reason why I feel like this
But it is not

It is due to work and working without a break and doing over time as well
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# That's kind of my tale..
so it might happen to you - A 'day trip' to the arse end of Cornwall was too much so was forced to overnight in a hotel. Boss then wanted drinks in the eve and so it began... down side is I lost a days work because of the extra time spent travelling too...boo!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
# That isn't my kind of work
I am a builder, and tomorrow I have to be extra good as I am taking out a kitchen at a Quakers friends meeting place
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
#
Ooh really? Is it the one in a certain South West city? I have spent a fair bit of time on sites couldn't do it full time though, I'm a pansy.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# No, it is one in a certain south east town, :)
It is in my blood, so escape is futile
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Hairy muff
Love your destiny, or accept it at least....

Something quite satisfying about a job well done though, and you get to walk past places 20 years later and still admire your work - I like that about building.

Unless it's a shit building, in which case your ruins taunt you.... ;)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I go past some thing I did a few years ago most days, I still look at and feel damn proud about it
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Incredible
did you touch her?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Yes.
But not much... ;)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Who was it?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# No-one big.
At least, not in the fame way, she was notorious for a bit in the 90's. I can't really say much more though, sorry!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
# me too...
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
# what's new?
we all know you've got a right arm like popeye ;)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I've trained my left actually
so I can use righty to surf teh prons
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
# good plan!
you can't beat an ambidextrous wank
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# It is the only way
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
# you could nuke it from orbit
but that will sting and may well remove your ability to wank ever again
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
# you would be dead or you might grow more cocks
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# more cocks?
what fun....
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I don't know, ask Stan Lee
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
# pfff
all he'd suggest is spider cock
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Mutation via radioactivity is his only tool
He is shite
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)
# radioactive shite
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Aww yeah, choice of two mistresses for me!
Now to train my feet...
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
# top tip: cut your toenails first
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)
# You know too much...
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
# welcome to my world!
there's sex
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# just use your legs
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
# SNEEEAARRRRGGGGHHHHH
 
pump it!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Compo it?
Slight Massive TJ: I'm going to play Halo now, anyone game?
GT: DiabeticLine
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
# WORK THOSE MULES!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Hahaha,
aces!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Kitten Capes
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Grr.
Arg.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Oh
This and the one above it make me feel I have missed out a lot tonight! Ace pic!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
# kitty got guns
 
BRAW
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Note to self: B3tans like Tron.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
# hahaha
I'll sex you if you don't stop posting Tron related gold
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Am I safe with Logan's Run?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
# No.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Battteries Not Included?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)
# No.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Cocoon?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Looks like we're gonna be having angry sex...
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
#
The Abyss?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Ah fuck it I'm too tired.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Is it coz I made you spluff? ;)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
# R u tchn urslf rite now?
yeh bb im so hot 4 u
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
# I m wll tchn myslf bb!
I m so hawt 4 u bb! Sck mi ladynuggts!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
# and I've got a headache
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Ah! What the hell!?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
# You should use the fez!
USE THE FEZ!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
# logan's run is awesome
bested only by soylent green
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Not actually seen either :)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
# watch TCM
it shows them every few weeks. seriously, they're both fantastic films.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
# I spend most of my time in my den,
in which I only have a television which shows the terrestial channels as I only ever really watch things on BBC1 and BBC2 on a regular basis, so I don't have TCM readily available.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
# well
you do have a computer....
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
# That's true.
I may well download them one day.....

But probably not.....
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)
# i like pussy
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Me too.
As long as it isn't Girls pussy. They have the Lurgy :(
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
# DON'T BE A PUSSY
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Your mother's a pussy! :P
Worn my t-shirt out yet?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
# as a matter of fact, i have a story to tell
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Intriguing,
but I suspect very upsetting :(
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
# not really
i wore it yesterday and some old lady took offense when i was at the liquor store of all places. i told her i gave fuck all what she thinks and the clerk howled. the look on her face was priceless as she stormed out.

god bless merica
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
# I was hoping for so much more,
but I do like the fact that I have upset a creationist dick indirectly :D And that has just given me another idea for a t-shirt.....
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Haha fucking hell.
This is your best post ever.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Hello me.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Woah, I was just thinking that.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Me too.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
# LOOK WHO'S POSTING
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
# LOOK WHO'S POSTING NOW
STARRING JOHN TRAVOLTA
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Why are you such a hater of me?
:( I've always been so nice to you :(
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Most white impersonation of a black man ever.
"Why are you such a hater of me?"
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*watches Oz*

"Said! You are such a mother lover!"

I suck at being black :(
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# LOOK, YOU CRAZY MOTHER.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqKFadyJxwg
Bad impression of a black guy.
Played by a black guy.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# PUT ON THE GLASSES
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Another film I haven't seen.

But, I can say watching that little bit, that isn't necessarily badly acted, but it is fucking horrendously edited and directed.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
# There's so many things wrong in that video
least of all the noise at 2:34!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Haha, no seriously, this post is fucking gold.
Makes me want to watch Tron all over again.
Why does everything I post seem to have this inherent sense of sarcasm that I don't see? I should just give up being nice.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
# because you're a fucking asshole
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# That reply is class!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Haha.
So true, it hurts.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
No, thank you :D

You're not at all, I'm just being controversial ;)

And as Shada said, you're an asshole ;)

But I would have said arsehole ;)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Dey be watchin' an' dey be hatin'
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I should have given you thanks again....
Sorry.

But rest assured, they will be applied when I use it again, which I will ;)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Sorry Mof.
This is Ace!

Is it Luther King Day?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)
# No I was going to make something with Don King
but this happened instead
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Awesome work :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Outstanding! :)
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
# You stayed in the lines
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)
# I like the way he has 2 sets of nostrils now.
I'm sure his mother would be proud
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)
# quackety quack
mesmerising
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Ha.
Conan O'Brien is a cunt!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lBRf0UgjFc
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Coolio
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
# I like this
The eyes are odd, in a good way. Theyre like 3 little shapes and capture it really well :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
# he looks like a bandit or a raccoon and that is awesome
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
# milk
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
# "I have a cream..."
 
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
# This is Ace!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Fabularse!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry] This is the most physical sport i do...


(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Hahaha,
guitar hero is in the next olympics. Fact.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Yay!
Kitty Hendrix!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
# looks a bit
sinister
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)
# I can play guitar hero without a console
*tappity tappity tap tap*
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Are you sure that's not
"fwapity fwapity fwap fwap..."?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Simultaneously
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] dont worry this is mine
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Game over kitty!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Ooh
good shout; Halo 3 is where I'm headed next then.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)
# At least look at the screen while you are playing
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
# HE'S THAT FUCKING GOOD!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
# OH YEAH!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)
# oooh
rocking cats

(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Kitten photoshopping: vigorous sport.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Do you
ever press the green button?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Catima
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Whitbread win :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
# haha
Nicely done
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
# I see pussy.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Wonderful execution
Yay!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Catima Shitinthebead
?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)
# With any luck
she'll catch a tail wind.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I'm liking all the fluff tonight.
Sorry to threadjack, but Google Chrome is telling me that b3ta.com contains content from badhorsey.net, which appears to host malware. Has anyone else got a similar warning? Or does one of you own badhorsey.net?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Aah, cheers.
Google Fail.

Edit: Also reading down the page fail for me...
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)
# b3ta.com contains content from badhorsey
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
# hah!
Tail FTW.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Speed scater
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely done Octo :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
# HAHAHA
Yes, well done.
He's probably being chased to, so have this:
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
# TJ: Tim Minchin on e4
in the next few minutes!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Wooo!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I have tickets for the st albans arena in
September. HURRY UP SEPTEMBER YOU FUCKING FUCK.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
# saw him last october
and will probably see him again this coming October, too. :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I think it's the same show as last year, in case you did not know.
What with the baby and that he hasn't written anything new.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Love the songs
But not so good live, he was booed off here in Belfast not so long ago.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)
# He's at it so fast
it's just a blur
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Hahaha,
nevermind the camera, kitty, look where your going!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
# SKATE SKATE SKATE SKATE SKATE SKATE SKATE SKATE
 
woo!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Tron Racing is a sport right?


Massive thanks to Prodge for cutting out the kitty head for me in my retarded state.....
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
# WIN
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)
# This rocks my brightly coloured socks!
Woo! :)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Danke fella!
But you're wrong about snooker you cunt :P
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Wrong in the best way possible
by being right.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
# No,
YOU CUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!

*launches Jihad*
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# I'm having a love/hate relationship with you right now
:D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Well fucking take it you pussy ;)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
# hahaha
shitmongler!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# no
there is no explosion :(
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)
# You could have that,
but it would require at least a 2 meg animation. And only Joel can get away with posting those directly to /board ;)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
# we have a links board for a reason ;)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Okey doke.
I shall work on it tomorrow :)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
# hhehehe

yaaay ;)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Cheers fella.
It wouldn't have been possible without you.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
# pffh :)
no probs
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Woo
isn't there a remake of this in the bag?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Yes, if I remember rightly...next year.
I will check...

Edit: 2011, just off.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
# *punches Jahled in the face for talking of the sacrilege*
It is Tron 2 apparently, but it will suck cock I am sure.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
# yes
and it will suck
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Oh I'm not so sure fella
part of the point of the original one was to attempt ground breaking graphics, which I reckon they are going to have to apply the latest in what technology has to offer this time around
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)
# point noted
i shall remain skeptical till then.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)
# sceptics never lose
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Wooosh!
And yes, it is a sport. Sort of.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Nicely :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Awww... complete driver satisfaction
This has been a good compo. Woo and yay!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Cheers Arse Bhajee!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Shot driven in!


Saved by Tibbles, it's a corner for Mutt United.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I recognise that cat
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Pictures of Ponting happy are rubbish.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)
#
rubbish almost impossible to find
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
# good links from the guardian
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
# The anthill mob?
?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Fake
Ponting's smiling
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Yes this was done from the last Ashes game
But regarding cricket,... frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. ;)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
# But, but, but...
...it's the ashes. THE ASHES!!!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
# It can go down in ashes for all I care.
In fact I urge it to!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
# *dies*
in ashes
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Yes!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
# His nickname is
the cat.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I call him Dennis...
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)
# hehehe, winner :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I like him, even if he does play snooker the little wankshaft
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)
# What's wrong with snooker?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)
# aint NO ONE better hate on snooker
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Snooker
the sport of gentlemen
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
# It should not be on Tv and there should not be a championship
snooker and pool should be only legal in pubs and places with alcohol.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)
# WRRROOONNNNGGGG.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
# fuck your couch nigga!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
# They shoulda never gave you niggas money.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Bitch better be messin'.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Fuck you!
Snooker is awesome!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I think you've misused the word awesome.
The Solar System is awesome.
Snooker is not.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Actually no,
the Solar System does not srike awe upon me.

The speed at which Rocket Ronnie makes a 147 break does fill me with awe.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Gay.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
# They're right-side wronged!
Awww...
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Awww...
This should be a winner - right here. WOO!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Fucking A as ever you talented cunt!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
# :)
What ho!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
# hehe this wins
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
# :)
good 'nings, sir!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Hahaha,
can imagine a ginger kitten off screen looking shellshocked.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
# hah! Brilliant!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Love it !
finger wag...finger wag...
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy landings
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Racsit!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
# And that cat just doesn't care
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Why are you always so fucking racist?
:(
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)
# he's not Earl Otterby you big silly
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Roflcism
:D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Google just accused you of hosting malware.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I know
And they reckon it'll take about two months to remove that tag. Bastards.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)
# How did you end up tarred with that brush?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Here's how it goes
If your site gets blocked by someone's filter (Websense or suchlike) and that filter sends a report to google - it gets labelled as an attack site regardless of whether or not it is.

You can then tell Google - and two months later, they may take the tag off.

Google own the net.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)
# ahhhhhhh
bird swine fucker!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Google eats its own nose boogers.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Jazz
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)
# My analysis is complete:
Re: www.b3ta.com/board/9600187


Click for bigger (152 kb)

^The said Scientific Journal


Click for bigger (303 kb)

^Here cropped and with much more scientific detail

^which is identical to our b3ta Fluffy available from the website since time primordial

which I think is a slightly odd coincidence!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
# it's a nice coincidence
but fluffy comes up as the most common image if you search for "baby penguin"
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Oh
oops
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
# i still like to think
that it was the work of b3tans infiltrating the design company!
one day b3ta shall RULE THE WORLD!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)
# thieves on the internet?
TURN IT OFF
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
# i once went to a pub quiz
where the picture rounds were taken almost entirely from b3ta challenges.

there was even one of my own in there.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
# well lah dee dah!
;)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)
# aah just like our school long jump pit
D:
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
# could be worse!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Hahaha! YES!
Extra clicks for lack of kittens :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
just seen this! lully :D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
# The poor pooch is outnumbered!
He'd be better off playing online
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)
# hehehe
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Top cat sounded a lot like Yogi bear
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Heathcliff is a smug wee shit :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] The hush in the Crucible Theatre is broken only by faint purring as Keith lines up this tricky blue
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Ha
Top kitty waistcoat.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Don't play the dog in the post above
I hear he's a Jack Hustle.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
# well i like it
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)
# awwww...
what a little bastard
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Damn - beaten by seconds
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Something about this is upsetting me in a streamlined manner
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)
# awwwwww awesome too
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)
# This is most woo
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] meow
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)
# What is this?
A center for ants!?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)
# RUN MAUS RUN
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Psssst...
It's already dead.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)
# RUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!
Im disappointed the george lucas challenge didnt win :(
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Bollocks.
*ahem* I mean 'Patience young Skywalker'
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Chewie with a fro.... :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
# You call em out
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
You should have used this in the suggestion post.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Maybe...
But that means finding it and editing it
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I believe in your sig
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Effort!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)
# DOne it
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)
# So ...
How much of this compo suggestion is actually yours?
;-p
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)
# The george lucas being black!
The expansion of it is yours and monkdagolas
:P
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)
# \o/
What a team! How can we possibly fail?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Kitten sports :(
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
# *dies*
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I'm suffering Kitten overload at the moment.
Not wishing to be anti-fluffeh or anything but fuck the little bastards.

A bag, some bricks and a canal will sort this compo out.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Nuh-uh
Edit: There it is! Woo, we have to win now!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)
# What worries me is that the red dude is getting himself
aroused just before he catches the mousey :(
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Haha
TJ: we got chickens today and I called mine Deathbeak.
Here is a photograph I took of Deathbeak with my camera:

I swear this is an actual photo.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)
# i see you used the totelleh awesome filter
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Are you going to kill and eat it?
Or just its unborn children?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Deathbeak looks just like CockCock!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)
# WOAH
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)
# I've been trying to buy a transparent background camera for ages
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Paul Catgroine?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)
# hahahah
superb, how the fuck Vinny Jones got in to films is beyond me
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)
# COZ THEM YANKS LOVE'S A BIT OF STRAIGHT TALKIN'
KNOW WHAT I MEAN YOU FACKIN' GOBSHITE
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!

yea right Vinnie...*slap*
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I have only seen him in
Lock, Stock.... and Snatch and I think he was great in those.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)
# ^ and this, he was quite good in those
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Top work :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)
# excellent
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)
# "...and that's how we neuter cats."
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Most good, MOST GOOD!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)
# ahhhahhhah
 
I LIKE YOU ALREADY
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Hahah
have a click
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)
# bugdozer was already there
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I kept laughing for a good 3x mins..
.. thank you.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Can't go wrong
with a spong!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# golden oldie...

so sorry :)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Smarf!
:)

Edit: Although that's better than signing the green green grass of home
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)
# argh!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
# A man goes to the doctor
he says doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm Jewish,
the doctor says don't worry it's just psychosemitic.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)
# pffffffffft!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
# doctpr I'm curtaions
this is a fishmonhers
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Drunk?
edit: I only had to scroll down, like 3 posts...

www.b3ta.com/board/9600782
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I'll have you lnow I'm prefcetly sober
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Well, I'll take your word - as a Gentleman.
GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I sewar to drunlk im; not god!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)
# have you been on the sipping sherry?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Tarquin opened up a snifter
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Doctor I think I'm crackers
Here's some cream.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Women will go to the doctors over anything!
I mean a strawberry up your cunt? That's just a trifling matter....
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)
# How did that
get jammed up there? (sorry)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Oh how seedy !
(also sorry)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)
# You really are drunk aren't you :D
Doctor Doctor, I feel like I'm invisible.

SURPRISE SEX!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Doctor, Doctor, I've been bitten by a radioactive coelocanth!
Yes, you are now a superhero.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!

(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
# The long awaited Heroes/Eastenders crossover episode! \o/
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)
# *beats to death*
Nicely Prodge :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Oh dear lordy :)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Tom Jones needs to write a book called Henry Fielding
just to keep things crazy
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Hahah
Deary me
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)
# You will be!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
# arf!
ace :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
# show me your chancellor face!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
# granted I've drunk a lot in a short time and am having trouble typing but
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
# I have to agree
he does seem to be lacking feet.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Emergency TJ:
Any one else find this a little odd:

horsey_warning?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)
# no
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Well. That's alright then.
Carry on.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I must state clearly that:
I DO NOT KNOW ACTUALLY
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
# y'no
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)
# hmmm. actually visiting that site gives me a malware warning, so...
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)
# i can't fucking stand that twat
his feet look tiny cos most of them are crammed into the cuban heels he's wearing in a desperate attempt not to look fucking tiny
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I beat him at darts once
admittedly this was in the 1970s. But still. I beat him! Woo!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)
# lol
beadle feet?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
# He'd need a normal one to begin with
to pull that off
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Is it me or does Noel Edmonds look like he is slowly eating his way out of a cats arse?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)
# He has no feet
They were stolen by the foot dwarf, I see him some nights when he tries to steal my feet

Is it just me or is the Daily Nazi site a bit more red top, with more real tits then it used to have
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)
# They have this whole celeb thing going on in their sidebars on the site that tries to lure me in with nonsense
WHAT HAPPEND TO PIXIE GELDORF'S HAIR!! OMG!?

I. Don't. Care. Idiots.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# eeeuuugh
"So what attracted you to the millionaire Noel Edmonds?"
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)
# ...
"I have an irrational fear of feet"
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)
# The money and the fact that he has a huge cock
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)
# not with those feet he hasn't
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)
# he has clown feet
which is why she insisted they bury them for the pics
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)
# oh sorry, that should of said "IS a huge cock"
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)
# ha!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I apologise for size
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Only content, mmmm, that is going to last long then
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
# there is a subtle titter in there somewhere
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)
# I saw it, it made me laugh :)
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)
# yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# he's like a yorkshire terrier with a communications empire and a tv career
he looks like a man, he walks like a man, but i can't shake the fear that he will kill babies if left alone with them
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Ooooooooooh ?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Hahaha! Fuck yes!
This is great :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha! My Precious....

(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Pre-migratory Chinooks
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Which way is forward?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
# errr
that way.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Works for me.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Giant rotary skeeter eaters !
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

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