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# HELLO.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:28, archived)
# what a shocking ending
will there be a sequel?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Only if you like sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:35, archived)
# OMFG, I LOVE SAUSAGES, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Hello :E
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:34, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:35, archived)
# DAT CHILE' IS DA DEBBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:35, archived)
# DUNN DUNN DUUUUUNNNNNNNN......!
Find out next week how this man acquired eyebrows and teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:37, archived)
# TEEETHS :E
Now with extra E
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:59, archived)
# TEEEEEFS :E
Suddenly more F
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:01, archived)
#
doom-the-wolf.deviantart.com/art/Interactive-preg-Typhlosion-110473838
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:40, archived)
# anyone think of something good to watch online
something like ted talks?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:43, archived)
# NO!
you need to get this in order
bowlcuts.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:45, archived)
# i ran out of pictures
one day i will watch every romantic comedy made the 90's and i will fill the blog up accordingly.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:48, archived)
# or you can find out who this smart sexy woman is for me
www.viddler.com/explore/failblog/videos/213/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:48, archived)
#
fora.tv/topic/science
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:49, archived)
# ah yes, science-y
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:53, archived)
# this is one of my favorites
fora.tv/2009/02/04/Neil_deGrasse_Tyson_The_Pluto_Files
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:54, archived)
#
www.oneandother.co.uk/participants/Ian_F
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:00, archived)
# GREAT JOB!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:51, archived)
# BOJ JOB!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:59, archived)
# AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:57, archived)
# THANK YOU :E
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:59, archived)
# this is my rape face
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:24, archived)
# A CAT IS FINE TOO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:46, archived)
# This would make it no longer rape.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:25, archived)
[challenge entry] SOSSOSS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Stanna sausage lift
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)
# yay gewgel search
Oh breakfast and dinner, and supper and tea
Oh sausage, oh sausage, it's just you for me
When I pierce your skin all your juices spill out
You pop and you bang, while I just say nowt

Oh sausage, my sausage, I just can't get enough
Of your succulent taste, and your innermost stuff
"What's for my breakfast?" my love said to me
"Stupid ol' bangers, and then more for my tea?"

"Sweet one, oh dear sweet one" I craftily croon
My little brown bundles made tougher men swoon
Then without warning, my dog she joins in
Paws on the hob, with her head on her chin

She howls and she sings, she sniffs at the air
The meal I am cooking is her kind of fare
"Ooh, woof double wow, it's sausage for me
Bet I'll have his ration, oh yip, yip, yippee

My dear one is angry, he can't take the pace
His temper is fuming, there's a flush to his face
"I can't take it, I hate them, Sausages, sausages,
Especially yours, cos they're b****y atrocitiesI
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Yo 'clef can I rap dis?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:39, archived)
# He can't get enough.
This must be the best compo in a long time
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:22, archived)
# It's almost as good as
monkeys vs penguins!
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Must be the editor for this place . . .
www.foodsubs.com/MeatcureSausage.html
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)
# The morcelas looks like a dog turd
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:44, archived)
# It does make ya wonder what they put in some of this stuff !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:51, archived)
# omg-that abruzzo looks like it's been hammered...
ace site for sausage freaks:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Sausage freaks . . . sonds like a reverse oxymoron . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:02, archived)
# taking care of frail and needy sausages since...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
...also why the fuck am i up at this time!!! It's been tomorrow for two hours!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Steady on Horsey
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Yay!
Top wobble lines :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Don't be so insensitive, my brother died that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Did he have a broken alphabet too?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Hurrah
I like this, but I'm not sure why
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# HORSE IS A ALIEN
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:59, archived)
[challenge entry] New Wolverine Sausage
(ami2weird4u I have 10 penises., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# HOT DOG!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# I like how you cropped off the bit on the right since you last posted it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Massively improved! I like crappy Paint stuff though.
:D
:C
:D
:C
:D
:C
:D
:C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Your alphabet seems to be broken :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# ABCFU.
Uh oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# He's been to the Munich circus
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# I'm so RIS'ing?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Looks like heem been in da tanning boof waaaaay too long !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:53, archived)
# He gots da debble in hee!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:04, archived)
# MUMMY!
daddy's acting weird again...:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:02, archived)
# GET THE FUCKING MAGNESIUM!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:04, archived)
# omg lol rofl
it's marcus from big brother
(JoePesky, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:48, archived)
# I would certainly give his sausage some nibbling
My mouth is watering already *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Who could forget these things !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Something tells me that's only sold in America
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# As if anybody would buy'm anywhere . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# a chip off the 'ol
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# sick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# meet unt chipz
TOGEDDA ATT LAAST!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Schweet & Schower !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)
# eye washed dis mourning, my balls are pure
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Waiter . . . water these doink in my dish !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Pulse Hating
Meets
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
#
i
(Poison-System-X, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)
#
▓
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:54, archived)
# American food scares me.
(Whodoyouthinkyouare, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# That stuff scares every body !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# exactly
..plenty of good food here. but don't let me stop everyone from fueling the stereotype with horseshit uninformed nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:38, archived)
# I serve my food on a platter of festering vomit!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# You've got that . . . on a sick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)
# I can't believe there's such a product
no wonder the yanks are the way they are
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Obeast !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:10, archived)
# pot kettle
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_Australia
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:29, archived)
# not me!
i ate one once and threw up :(
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)
# And that's why they are served on a sick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:21, archived)
# ha!
..didn't notice you shopped that bit in at first :)
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Sneaky sick attack !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)
# wtf!!!! that sausage is still ALIVE
*DROPS N'RUNS*:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# It's meant to give you the runs~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# the british win :P
(JoePesky, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 2:44, archived)
[challenge entry] 20 seconds to comply
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Oh god what game was that from?
Or something similar.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Bubble ED-209
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:30, archived)
# the cats face is fucking perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Wow
You don't at all sound like some sinister body parts collector aiming to reanimate THE PERFECT FELINE!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:34, archived)
[challenge entry] LOOK I CAN COMPO THIS. FINALLY.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Hahahahaha

*clicks*

Edit: Your Amy Winehouse/scarface pic is tremendous
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# So have you got married to RedSushi yet?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# no, going over there tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Well I've missed the boat then.
I'm going to have to move onto effeminate men now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Odly
This is all over the internets without your tag.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# i tagged it later on.
forgot the first time i posted it.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# That's a shame
Only a month or two ago I linked to your first post as proof that it
was shopped after someone posted it elsewhere as a real product.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Someone emailed me it
only the other day. I pointed them to your profile.

EDIT: kitty, not letum. Wrong 'reply' clicked
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)
# A b3ta classic :)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha
It is, you're so right
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Haha
yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# it's a brick shaped cat!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# ahahaha, yes
can i fuck your vagina?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# you can for a fiver?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# do i have to wear the christ-mask?
:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:40, archived)
# six quid and it's a deal
no fisting
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# :o)
I'm cooking sausage
brb later
Have fun

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# FIX THE SAUSAGE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Oldskool dogging
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)
# It's the scene I always wanted to see in Bugsy Malone
Oh wait, err..

*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)
# YAY

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# If this car's a rockin' . . . don't bother knockin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Where can I put this?
Actually, don't answer that...


I'm so sorry, I was bored :(
(suicidalducky has too much time on his hands, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
# ROAD TRIP!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:19, archived)
# hooray--i'm on the bell-end
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Im not even on it :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)
# And I'm at the glans-shaft border (east)
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Glans-shaft border west!
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Booo!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Glans-shaft border
IS the best
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Kirby Lonsdale?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# right testicle :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:32, archived)
# I know you are
Hahahahahhaha!!!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# left bollock
for me :)
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Now do the pubes
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Add a dashed line spunk trail FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:21, archived)
# All over Cum-bria?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] TENSHUN!


This is my sausage.

There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

My sausage is my best friend. It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

My sausage without me is useless. Without my sausage, I am useless.

I must fire my sausage true.

I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.

I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...

My sausage and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire,

the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make.

We know it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My sausage is human, even as I, because it is my life.

Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
its sights, and its barrel.

I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.

I will keep my sausage clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.

We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God I swear this creed.

My sausage and myself are the defenders of my country.

We are the masters of our enemy.

We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.



Kudos BargeArse
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:56, archived)
# FREEDOM SAUSAGE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I love you Kris Fucking Kristofferson
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I love you back
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)
# <sub> tags please?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:58, archived)
# You're such a daytimer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Err Why?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)
# ...


















Oh noes you had to scroll to read.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:19, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)
# MY SCROLLING DIGIT HAS GROWN VAST.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:31, archived)
# PWHOAR PLEASE SHOW ME PICTURES OF YOUR SCROLLING DIGIT
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:33, archived)
# IT'S WEEPING GENTLY FROM THE TIP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# WTFAYBOAB?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# i came...
i saw...
i *clicked*
woo & fucking yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)
# 'Ning Zank
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# ning and night
oh arse of barges!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)
# YES YES YES YES and YES!
Clicks and Cheers Sir
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Are you a Peter puffer?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Fuck yeah stomp stomp.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Standing to attention indeed
phalliclols
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
# hahaha
shooting sausages.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Theres a frying pan down there...
(Drunken Munki I like cheese more than you like smashing cunt, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Oi! Leave my knob out of this!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:52, archived)
# haha
oh dear, I'm off to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
# .
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Wait? Are those Armour hot dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# What kind of man wears armour hot dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Those hot and spicy hallal sausages are set to go off
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Haha because muslims are terrorists and don't eat pork they must make bombs out of sausages
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:49, archived)
# :)
I like it :o)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:51, archived)
# :o)
They hate bees too

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Sui-sausages
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] After 12 days of Jamie's sausage recipes, Jason had FINALLY had enough.....
Edit:- Forgot to compo it....(sorry)

Re-Edit:- Ok, too violent, I get it. (Apols)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Can't we see?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Sausagey Street
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
They are all sausage monsters
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# G is for genius.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Eat Sausage Terrorist Scum!
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Lol
I love the idea you got my vote
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Soldier Plumber

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Stupid cardboard pun
(juzzard http://mycardboardlife.com, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# The firing squad awaits you tomorrow morning.
Oh and woo, btw. :D
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Yay
Next make a pun involving the word corrugated
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# chucklesville
gem:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# corrugated face man in yellow world
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:48, archived)
# looks like a breadboard
and not the bread kind
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Some demonic silliness

Click for a slightly bigger and higher-res version (200kb)

It's non-sequential; not a Dada-esque comic strip.

Apologies for lack of sausagey goodness. 'Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Do the red ones fight the blue ones
Or is it like the cold war?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# They do fight
but usually they get bored before a winner emerges and just go down the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I LOLed
The last one is my fave.
(juzzard http://mycardboardlife.com, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PYLE??????
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# SIR YES SIR
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)
# You post like old people fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)
# In capitals?
London, Paris, Berlin...
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)
# FROM PARIS TO BERLIN
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)
# What a song, I can't believe it's not our national anthem
epiphany I think you should find a photo of some dogs dressed as people dressed as sausages and win the competition.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
# There's already one in my profile I think..
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)
# I was wrong
Here's one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Your profile dogs always make me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# I spent a good hour or two laughing when I first found them
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)
# AND EVERY DISCO I AM IN,
MY HEART IS PUMPING FOR BEER, PUMPING FOR BEER
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Too often and creaky?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Like using your fingers to clean out a Dyson
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)
# I've never cleaned a Dyson
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
# You've never lived
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)
# I know about cyclones tho...
I could probably design one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)
# HOT DAWG!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)
# It's a REGULAR SAUSAGE TEST!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
# there are many sausages like this
but this one is his
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Now you're gonna eat it...
...while the rest do courtesy reach-arounds.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)
# GET ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES AND CLEAN THE FLOOR WITH THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
#
This is my Sausage.

There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

My Sausage is my best friend. It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

My Sausage without me is useless. Without my Sausage, I am useless.

I must fire my Sausage true.

I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.

I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...

My Sausage and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire,

the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make.

We know it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My Sausage is human, even as I, because it is my life.

Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
its sights, and its barrel.

I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.

I will keep my Sausage clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.

We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God I swear this creed.

My Sausage and myself are the defenders of my country.

We are the masters of our enemy.

We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# HAHAHA
Compo it
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)
# urgh
did he really say "myself" in the film? :(
(gtfomh, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Actually the creed was shorter
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:42, archived)
# actually yes he did
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
# A JELLY DOUGHNUT?!?!?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)

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