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# we're gonna need a bigger shark
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)
# i don't know


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# WUT???
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# i dont know
and the D looks weird
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# no thanks, i've already got one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# my brain needs air and nutrients
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# my brain needs air too
i think i'll go for a walk shortly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
#
l n
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# that too
but not until i've finished my constitutional

EDIT: walkies tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# There is something very feeeeshy about his condition.
I'd bet he's been putting sea creatures up his bottom... again.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# heem be blue like shiva
i'll do a bigger still version
have too many files for this

:/

hoop"!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# HAHA, never enough. You always amuse me with your madness.
Keep them coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# i'll try to keep ma gubbins up
toodle pip

:P
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
#




(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# hologram of Jesus on a crow
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# hey mom! aaahma floatin'

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# MA-MA-MULTI-VERSE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# I'd pay to see that . . . wait . . . is in in theaters yet ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:50, archived)
# it came out three seasons from yonder
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Haha!
Magic!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Just like Moses
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Haha
In my mind that is now 'your' font. If I ever saw it anywhere else I'd think you were involved.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# THE BOO BOX!
right, needs sleps

ta ra da boom dee eh
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)
# This^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Giant cats gotta sunbathe too.


Happy bank holiday b3ta. Do you have any implausible cat pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:40, archived)
# i want more implausible cats !!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Erm... no
Every day is a holiday for me right now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# When you off to Brum?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Term starts 28th
But I hope at least a week before that.

Also thursday to look at a haus and meet some brazilian guy from unilever
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Considering how many other companies unilever run, their logo is really rubbish.
But I suppose you never see it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# It's just a U
I bet you have a lynx can near you.
LOOK AT IT.
I BET YOUR HOUSE IS INFESTED WITH UNILEVER PRODUCTS.
THEY OWN YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# I used Lynx for a while but a lady bit me thinking I was chocolate.
Never again.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# I think this story contains lies
imgur.com/dEgNQ.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# "Oh... you're home early"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# it's the eyes!!!!
THE EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Imagine if he went on a rampage in that town!
It'd be a catastrophe!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# implausible cat is mellow
he won't be so mellow when he has to lick all that sand out of his fur
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Silly cat may enjoy the lapping sensation of the sea now, but wait till he washes his salty fur.
Bleurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:50, archived)
# there's nothing worse than having to lick a salty pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# FUCK! Nicely done.
"Implausible cat pictures", of course I do... let me dig one up.

Ok, I pea this one a lot more than I should, but it fits.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# AAAAH
This will haunt me for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# spider cat, spider cat
does whatever a spidercat does
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Kind of . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Hehe, oh Valin, all of your images are suitably implausible :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Haha
PHWOAR.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# It's like one of those arcade shooting games from the 80's.
Only fluffier.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Cats' in the Cellar Stealin' Wine . . .
it's a steal'm up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# fuck!!what have you been feeding him on?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# The town behind him!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# That's very clever
and well done
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# awwwww
and yes


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:18, archived)
# :D
Build him a pyramind or incur his wrath.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# This is marvellous
and has briefly cheered me up.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Nice!
Waiting for his cream with double cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:26, archived)
# puddleshark takes no prisoners
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# i want a puddleshark
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# reminds me too much of
lolclits
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# SOLD !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# wow!
a bredo liquifier*!

*or something similar...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# It's a high shear granulator
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# It doesn't take much . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Poodleshark?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Woody must've been drinkin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:03, archived)
# either that, or his car is saying no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Yaa . . . might just be both of those things . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# why for teh woody have hat made of poop?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Cuz . . . it stinx !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# hahaha....is he warming his tyres a la parade lap?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Ooh yeah . . . gotta get those pressures up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Haha
Sooo... what the hell gave you this idea?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)
# I was looking at model cars . . . saw the woody . . . and thought of Woody . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
# model cars give you a woody?
you're weird
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:12, archived)
# No . . . you see . . . Woody got the woody in the woody . . . wouldn't he ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)
# would he?
i wooden know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Well . . . if heat causes friction . . . and friction causes heat . . . how long would it take Woddy to catch fire ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:21, archived)
# about 8 inches
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)
# That's whittling Woody right on down . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# don't forget to sand him
you wooden want splinters
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:25, archived)
# And don't forget the wood stain . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:31, archived)
# varnish it
then buff it to a glorious shine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Wooden eye !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Woody not have crashed by now?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)
# How many crashes wood a woody crash woody if a woody wood crash a woody . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:17, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)
# That's him . . . that's the rascal right there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:30, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# YAY
happy ending
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Je voudrais aller à la piscine.
Or something.

Splish splosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# yeah!!...it's safe to go back in then
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# :D
/resists urge to pea
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:51, archived)
# pfft.....it's rampant sometimes:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Hahahah yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Here's to swimmin' with bowlegged women !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Haha
Great :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# :D
new game microwave?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# i hope so
i keep working on games and programmers keep abandoning me. luckily if i find another coder who can do flash i'll have a bunch of assets ready to go
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Goddamn.
Those programmers have no idea what they're missing out on.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# maybe other options besides Flash?
 
www.shootemupcreator.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Well I'm working with a dude in python or C or something right now
I'll look into that thing you linked though
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)
# it's not a strong recommendation, just a thought
maybe rough out some ideas.

Standalone applications or Flash are probably more accessible/marketable.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Heh
there is plenty of potential for abuse there.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# it's the red team!
*grabs paintball gun*
this time it's personal, motherfuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)
# I thought he made it personal when he stole your girlfriend...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)
# i don't have a girlfriend
i'm not a vagitarian
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
#  
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1yuhBtdHL0&fmt=18
Edit: mind piss and all that sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)
# hahahahaha!
he would so get kicked out for taking his goggles off!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Nice
Quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)
# BEHOLD THE PISSGUNS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)
# *beholds*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)
# PISSPOWERUP: ATTAINED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Atari Watersports
Which keys would be ruined??
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# donkeys
donkeys would be ruined for weeks.
also turkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# No, you'd have to press two keys to keep up the pressure.
Whilst catching lager icons to refill the bladder.

Anyway turkeys can't do watersports.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)
# don't you have unlimited lager power?
i know the cheat for that.
and turkeys can do watersports, you just have to find the crystal egg to enable their waterproof feathers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)
# *imagines*
*holds head*
*goes for another drink/smoke*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!
I WIN!
*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:58, archived)
# HELP, I'VE RUN OUT OF PISS AND I'M BEING ATTACKED
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Bukakke missiles to the rescue
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:58, archived)
# TOTAL FUCKING SHITSTORM
 
EVERYBODY DIES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)
# There'd better be a rocket launcher.
There's always a rocket launcher.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# great shooting microwave
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Raaarrrr
(daio, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# he is the limp wrist hulk
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)
#
you wont like me when im angry, i write crap album after crap album.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)
# don't make me sing, you wouldn't like me when i sing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Sulk
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Ooops
I missed that one.
(daio, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)
# pfft........................his brother's black and blue!

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:12, archived)
# What a pair of tits
(daio, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:12, archived)
# and what a smashing blouse you're wearing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# THATS THE JOKE
...
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)
# all stinks of preparations for a "triumphant" comeback album if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)
# bogus :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Yep
they'll kiss and make up, in time to print more money.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)
# looks like Blur are gonna beat them to it.
 
so I guess they win, again
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Well, apart from how Blur are shit and Oasis aren't.
(Ikea Boy, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 0:50, archived)
# WHERE WERE YOU, IN '92?
apparently most of that rivalry was created by the pop press anyway.

but I do love that floppy haired bouncing little cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# there is something a little Lou Ferrigno about that hair
 
the TALENTLESS FUCKING MUPPET
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# arrgghhfddfgd
RUN
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# This really happened.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Hahahaha ffs this is too good.
Is there a desktop version?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# hahah
or not

right click set as background ROFL ,
make one if you want
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Tiled!
(for her pleasure)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)
# haha....dogs make tasty snacks
had to save this via printscreen-p/shop crashed....know the feeling?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# sausage
tennis?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# :DD
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)
# That doggy's swallowed far too many tennis balls
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)
# O HAI
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:00, archived)
# O HAI
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# UNEXPECTED SHARK

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Yeah, I meant here.
www.b3ta.com/board/9668047
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:12, archived)
# unexpected shark, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# NOM
I just watched The Butterfly Effect for the second time. It's sort-of interesting but doesn't make much sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Is that the one where Ashton Kutcher draws a picture to stop himself getting raped in prison?
Made total sense to me.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)
#  
I just don't like how near the end they're explaining how it's all in his head, there are no journals and he only thinks he's been changing the past...THEN HE GOES AND DOES IT AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)
# climb up a tree!
I'm sure sharks can't climb trees
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Ahahahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# It's amazing how one summer reading assignment, due in a week, starts to feel like
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# What did you have to read?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Frankenstein.
Plus one choice book from a list, so I picked 19 Minutes by Jodi Picoult. And now I have to write a paper on it, answering one of four questions. x_x
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Here you are
1. Absolutely, some would say several times
2. Thirteen and three quarters
3. New Haven, CT
4. To some extent.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
# C-
Forgot that only one question was required. Must remember to read instructions before answering.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I'll take that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Okayy
maybe I should show you the questions:

1. Why are there insiders/outsiders in a society/social group?
2. How do the qualities that define an insider/outsider affect his/her relationships in
a society or group?
3. What are the advantages and disadvantages of being the insider/outsider?
4. Under what circumstances might the roles of the insider/outsider reverse or
change? What is the effect of this change?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I stand by my answers.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Ahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# 1.
without insiders and outsiders, the structure of the social group is ill-defined and, therefore, clearly not a group.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I have chosen to answer question 3
in my paper, using the examples of Josie, Matt, Peter, and Judge Cormier.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)
# i probably would, too
but my natural paranoia might make for some interesting perspectives on my part ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Thus, paradoxically,
outsiders could be said to define the group as much as the insiders do.

/permanent outsider
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
#
1. Because following norms of societal rules sucks...blah bah blah [cue inane ramblings and long rant]
2. Confidence and acceptance can generally dictate sociological well being and ego, group/herd mentality per pressure...blah blah cue even longer rant about magazines, adverts, television, and what people want and should do.
3. 0ne can do what they please without need for conforming, one will have less friends to gather information from etc etc
4. If being a nerdy geeky down dressing freak becomes fashionable one can become king/queen for a short lived period of time and have the pleasurs of false friends and followers dying for 5 seconds of your time blah blah...cue long rant about falseness and perversion of morality.

haha, now I must rest
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# miiiiindpiiiiissss
STOP reading my head
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Just watch Young Frankenstein or read Spike Milligans version of it
I had to do Frankenstein for English at school, hated the book after that. Have only now felt like reading it again.

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I Spark-Noted it.
But 19 Minutes is the one I have to write about. I have a rough idea what to write about. And that's it. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# spark-noted???
Can't remember what mark I got for mine, we also had to act out a scene from it as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Code for CHEATED
www.sparknotes.com/

/used that site like a bible when I was 16
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Ey!
i did not cheat. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# ah right
Didn't have that option when I was secondary school :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Yeah.
You know, Spark Notes? The easy way through English class? ;D

I almost never use it, but...yknow. Dire circumstances and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# The best thing to do is to write utter bull shit, but make it sound good
Just like when you hear people talking art bollocks, it will either make them go wow or think you are a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Or both.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Wow you are a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)
# you've left it till the last minute again, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# ...maybe...
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# do what i did
sit in the garden with a drink and a joint, read the book, then write your report stoned. you come up with some really great stuff when you're stoned. i had to do a book report on dracula once, i focused mainly on the fact that it's a love story in disguise.
not to rub it in, but i got an A ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I actually read the book, which is good.
Now I've got to do the paper. I did some prewriting stuff, like writing my thesis, structuring my paragraphs, etc. But I can't seem to bring myself to write it now XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# leave it till the night before
then fuel up on pro-plus and red bull and pull an all-nighter in the best student traditions.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Totally XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)
# i did this while studying psychology
although that was easy, they had the whole "there are no wrong answers" thing going on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Yeahh, not so much in English class.
And I'm in an 'advanced' level (though they won't put me in Honors, ffs!), so it's expected to be like...awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# i know the feeling
despite being in the spacker* class for math, i was the best in the class in english, which puts pressure on you just when you don't need it.

*i'm not thick, i just got the right answers but couldn't explain how, so they marked my work as wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)
# This is how I did all my work at college, I ended up with a merit
I was just one mark away from a distinction
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Was your course titled 'Handing Stuff in Late'
You were so close so many times, you deserved your merit.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# hehehe, it might as well have been
It was in Electronics, communications and I.T.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Shit, I need to do a bit of uni work actually
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# So get off B3ta and do it, ya lazy bum :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Easier said than done...
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# just the one?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Yeahh.
I'm an awful procrastinator. And I hate writing papers.
Which is going to problem this coming school year as I don't have a HAP to do my homework, so I have to actually do it all at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# 5) That would be an ecumenical matter
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# As her step dad aren't you meant to be, y'know, more supportive than that?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Ahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# The aliens understood your code!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Whoa.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:14, archived)
# blimey that's good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
# A whole week?
That's ages. Leave it til the night before like all the pros do.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# so what? you have a week? Honours theses get written in two.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)
# The moral of frankenstein
"People Suck"

Please give me an A please.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)
# evenink
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# goodness!
you can keep him
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# wow
I needed that
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:23, archived)
# fucking hell
imagine if a family of them lived in your ears
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:23, archived)
# hahaha
Rather not!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Aww **pets**
That's the concept art for a mogwai, right? :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I would like to talk to this thing endlessly !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Why?
It doesn't have any discernible ears...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Anything you like, he can't hear you!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# It talks . . . I listen . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# i like your tribble prototype
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
# ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Sexy teeth
Who am I kidding, sexy everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I've got one living in my roof
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Wonderful!
A most sinister addition to things that might wake you with a fright
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Haha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Sexy!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhahh fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Happy little furry needs dentist.
Ahhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:13, archived)
# Ace, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Alien Sculpture on Mars
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# You do a very nice rocky texture.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Someone suggest something for me to draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# a mongoose on a motorbike
chasing a cobra on a skateboard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I'm better with a concept rather than an actual scene.
I say better, it's all rubbish anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# draw a conceptual mongoose, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# hahahahaha!
you fucking loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
#
blood
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
#
a gun
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# '/ /--===
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
#
a sword ?
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Space
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# martian melon balls and quavers
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# ...i'm gonna go drink my Guinness...
...enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# i shall
not guiness though, that stuff's nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# They sure do know how to do it right on The Angry Red Planet !
so do you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# thats amazing
your amazing
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# ILOVEYOUDON'TMAKEMECUTMYSELF
LOLxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# he's atomic
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# You appear to have
mistakenly posted the blue channel ;-)

Woo! Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# awesome
One of those rocks appears to be wearing a sombrero, which is nice.
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Vermicious Knids!
**runs**

(Woo!)
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# i'm ashamed with myself
i know what you're talking about :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)
# stunning
goodness *click*
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# don't you keep up with the news? We're doing alien artefacts now
Yeah, they date back a million years!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# patch in matrix 31A, Ernie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# that's a new one, blue sky on mars!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# indiana jones loves b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# HAT TRICK !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# >_<
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# SPANG
SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
# hahaha!
Now make "Knock Knock" jokes funny, please.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)
# i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)
# His cock. He has to hand her his cock. Because she can't see. She's blind.
So he has to hand it to her. His cock that is. Because she's blind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Who's blind?
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Someone's blind?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# ear cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Aural desert sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# if you insist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# wave your tackle about
you might get it a bit more often ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Why wave it about? There's no point in disappointing the girl before it's a sure thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# true
put a little hat on it instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# So why does her being a prostitute matter?
Doctor doctor, I'm dating a blind hooker.

FUCKER HER IN THE EYES AND DON'T PAY HER ANY MONEY SHE WON'T FOLLOW YOU
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# i like the way you think! scam that sightless whore!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# I'd be more worried about why he feels the need to brag to the doctor about his blind hooker girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# *hands it to you*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma
that's some groan-worthy punnage right there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Couldn't find images so drew it


hope you likes the first barcode system
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# much better than that annoying beeping
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# It would be much more fun if there was a little electronic voice that just said what you'd bought.
"Peas, cabbage, bread, tampons, cucumber, lube, condoms,..."
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)
# sounds like a fun night
except for the peas, cabbage, bread and tampons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Well obviously you just lack experience/imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# very likely
but i prefer to keep the kinky stuff in the dungeon.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# And just as one of the strange silences that come over supermarkets occasinally comes over.
You hear "Beep, Tena lady."
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I don't know why I'm aiming this at you. I'm sure you don't need the piss pads.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# umm........no, of course not
*adjusts undercrackers*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
# In tescos the staff can choose between tones
1) a beeping noise
2) a lower pitched beeping noise.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# THE WONDERS OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:26, archived)
# BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP
When I worked there I nearly killed myself I tried to get a rhythm out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Any advertising types want a free idea?
Get a supermarket and get each till to play a different note, stock them with tins and get them to play a song.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# or
3) the sound of their will to live slowly being broken
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
# This also
It sounds like "Do you have a clubcard?"
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# sadly
i do :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# 4million more points and you'll have enough for a free pair of toenail clippers!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# you mean i should stop biting them?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Just try to stop before you reach the ankle.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# sound advice
somebody should have told heather mills this years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)
# 7 shillings thruppence for a tin of peas?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# they have to pay for the fine attire for the checkout girl somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# it was only paper and pencil
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# No clothes?
They should make that the uniform for checkout girls nationwide.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# oh I dunno
you aint seen Wiltshire checkout girls
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)
# No matter how bad the stock, there will be one who makes it worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# not here
beer bellies, tattoos and facial hair...

and that's just the girls
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Well, at least the gaymos would have something to look at.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Good use of a child slave
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# This . . . is a system !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# That's excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Recycling the steampunk way...
(fergus the bogeyman Beware of geeks bearing gifs!, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# this needs to be made real
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# so much tastier this way
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Ew.
No one would want my shower water, not after what I do in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# OH MY FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I don't quite understand what is happening here
But I like it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# used shower water is being converted into tasty tea
what's to understand? don't think, just drink!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# No, but the process.....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)
# The key is clearly the trumpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# SCIENCE is happening, don't question it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Im an engineer... Im supposed to question science
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:29, archived)
# No no no no, physicists are the ones who question science.
Engineers bend it to their will!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# ^this
bend that science, bend it like a bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Going green by going yellow . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# That Victoria Beckham
Has legs that go all the way up
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# and a brain that stops in the arse region
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# If you include the spinal chord as part of the brain, then technically, everyone does.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
#
Sorry Smash, don't hurt me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# *loads up*
of course i won't! now, stay still...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
# yes
but hers starts there, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# calfneck!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# If you ask nicely
I'll put up the nudey pic.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Please show us it.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I haev the urge to kick it
I dunno why
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# she's not that curvy
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Tippy
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# I love a bit of lovelily cankle action !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Pffft!
and you have invented knee-tutus. Everyone will be wearing them.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# <murray walker voice> GO GO GO! </murray walker voice>
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# now this i like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# This is fabulous!
*super click*
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# As it should be !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# That car is unique...
apart from the car behind it which is exactly the same
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# There are many like it but this one is mine
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# just like the good old days
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# WHY CAN'T I CLICK MORE THAN ONCE?
This is absolutely beautiful.

I hate doing this because it makes me sound a right crawler but you don't happen to have it higher-res, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Why aren't the...
...shadows purple?



Other than that, it combines my two favourite hobbies: blurred vision and things going round in circles! Arf Arf!

(Karlos the Marmoset this message may self destruct at, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I LOVE THE SMELL OF PAINTBALLS IN THE MORNING!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
#
oh well
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Cool day?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# fucking awesome
got shot at least 20 times, but went tonto with the gun at the end and mowed down everyone in sight :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Again???
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# nope
just got the photos emailed from my mate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# ah right
You look the part, like you are about to kidnap someone to put in your sex dungeon
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# you know very well
my sex dungeon only takes volunteers ;)
also, that outfit is most unflattering
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I love paintball
I was once shot in the neck, and the paint splashed up under the mask and covered half of my face. As I walked out at the end of that round there was a group of girls, maybe 12 or 13 years old, who were being given the safety talk. The look on their faces as they saw my orange face will stay with me forever.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# heheheh
one of them managed to get me right near the mouth. that stuff tastes terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# It certainly does
At my local one they trialled mint-flavoured paint for a while, but it was too runny so they got rid of it
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# my mate's dad got it splashed in his eye
he had to sit out 2 battles. didn't stop him shooting me in the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# I'm so glad you do . . .
*backs up slowly and tosses wallet at your feet*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# *adopts gir voice*
i'm gonna shoot you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Colour me yours !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# yay!
*paints valin purple*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# nice!
when i was teen my friends and i would don winter clothing and have pellet gun wars. one day the police spotted us and we all got in huge trouble :/

fun times.
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# indeed
i shot my mate in the leg with a pellet gun, she's still got a mark
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# i've still got a mark on my hand.. forgot to wear gloves one day :(
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# i only had one glove
as you can see from the pic. of course, that was the hand that got shot twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# murphy's law...
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# i hate that murphy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)

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