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# Nice big render of Cockweasle's CuntBoxes for anyone that likes them.
cfb 1280x960 150k
Links in reverse order to the others in case you missed any. Cunt!
Comic one Cunt! from last night, www.b3ta.com/board/9718928 and more:
Big Urban 100k. Animated test of urban 380k. Simple set 130k. TOAP version
of that. 20k. In the park 40k. The Mark one Cuntbox TOAP 30k. Original prototype
version 10k. Cockweasle's original post that spawned them. Cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)
# i'll stick with mine, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
# These are fucking boss!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)
# boss?
are you 12?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Is that what 12 year olds say now?
Its an old expression round my way
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)
# exactly
nobody over the age of 12 says it.
then again, the 12-year-old round here usually say "fuck off, fatty"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:18, archived)
# That's just the 80s being back in fashion is what that is.
Give 'em a clip round the ear and send 'em home to their mothers.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)
# are you kidding?
the mothers around here are scarier than their kids! i keep pretty much to myself.
not saying that they're beneath me or anything, but....well.......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)
# You shouldn't try and take their food :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)
#
food innocence ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
# that went long before i got near them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
# The children are the future
unless we stop them.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# i've tried
but have you ever tried to buy plutonium on sickness benefits?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# please, i have enough trouble trying to eat my own food!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Hey these are really fuckin' good.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Haha that animated one is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Thx, I have one other test anim of them. A lot of errors and tried bubbles too.
But it might amuse you none the less 300k drive-by-cunting.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
#
I only want one if it gets less than 10 Miles/Gallon
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Gallon of what?
I don't think they use gasoline ... for fuel.

My guess is, they run on bile.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Fap.....fap.
Fap.....fap.

Fap fap fap fap fap fap fapfapfapfapfapfap

(835Rocks, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
# What an unpleasant thought.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# one that big
would eject her from the sea
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# it might kill me
but i'd be willing to give it a try
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)
# hahaha
is that a pixelated Hitler penis?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 1:14, archived)
# hahah
nice
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] shameless yet ancient pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] likewise

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# oh, i say!
*damps*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Mind the piss
Wibblefest hidden under the click
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
# *cough*
entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/tv_and_radio/article4943149.ece
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# hahahaha
i did actually know this
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:05, archived)
# I have it on good authority Peter is a bit of a cunt
this reliable and accurate information comes to you via the Scouts

that's all I am divulging
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Were they prepared for that?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
# probably
due to brain damage
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
# so is Bill Oddie
I have this on the word of my brother-in-law

Relevance? None, unless the subjects is "cunts".

Did I hear correctly, you have a new loris at the zoo, or did I imagine that?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry] and another...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)
# This is very good! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&D
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:57, archived)
# WHATFUCK?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Looks for bucket
the chuck up in.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry] It's all about options
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:56, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:57, archived)
# hahaha. either this compo is getting funnier all the time or I'm getting drunk
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)
# classic film, good choice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# The Good, The Bad and the Goatse
Nicely! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Pinkeye has a gawp.
(Filthio, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] heheh

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll stick this in here
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:54, archived)
# potter piss!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Looks more like an airplane window...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Are your airplane windows really big?
Or your Harry Potters really small?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Nice shoes....
*steals*
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Had this in my head all day long...
Then someone goes and beats me to the film idea!




(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely done.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Thanks hopefully more to come
:)
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] nicely done, though

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# hahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Hahaha! Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# it's shocking how many reposts I've got that fit the compo :)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# hehehe
me2:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# oooh
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
#
shocking not really surprising at all

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Haha
Can't stop laughing at this, got the voice in my head "Diiiing Donnnng!
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Join the club!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I can never be sure which is the better ladies' man

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Terry was the original,
something about his face made him look like a villain though. An absolute bounder, in fact.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Well that'll be the bandit moustache
with the gappy front teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I'd like to see Leslie Phillips and Terry Thomas duke it out Marquis of Queensbury style.
It's a Cad Off, people.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# hahahaha this is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:06, archived)
# cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:12, archived)
# hahahahaha... ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 8:20, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# many moons too late
but nevertheless nicely shopped
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# that's original
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# *spang*
I actually just read that book recently. I thought it was fairly good, but not great. Anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)
# I think its seminal
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Possibly even a tour de force

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Hahaha
*multispang*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I didn't like it much.
Not saying it's not good, it just doesn't speak to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Buy the audiotape.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# try the audio book
edit: mind+piss=gah
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# That wasn't predictable at all, guys ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# SHUT UP AND STOP PISSING ON MY CHIPS
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Oh, sorry about that.
when you need to go...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# FUCK YEAH! IN UR FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# mmm
bet that tastes salty
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Doesn't work for me either.
Apparently, you get more out of it if you buy twenty copies and underline the passages you like.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# I think it's one of those situations where a book is the first to deal with certain topics
Its not necessarily the best or even that great but it was new. Obviously there's nothing BUT fucking teenage pricks in books and film now.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:56, archived)
# O__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] What have they got in there, King Dong?
Photobucket
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# pork, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Too obvious I thought.
'Jurassic Poke' was also mentioned as joke on shit comedy 'Men Behaving Badly'.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# probably right
and don't let me call you Shirley
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Also,
I thought 'pork' was too visceral sounding. 'Poke' sounds more like a gentle comedic romp, possibly featuring former Carry On cast members.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# IFPEEK(KB) < > 32THEN GOTO10
                     :)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# hehe
b3ta.com/board/9720628
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I still cannot see what that drawing is
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] :D



(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# haha
is discomeats around? I did this in his honor:
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)
# last seen at 17:30
www.b3ta.com/board/9720039
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# I find this comes in handy
'http://www.b3ta.com/~usernamehere'
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Arf :)
And how on earth have you managed to make this almost 100k? That's almost one byte per pixel. Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I love this:
www.b3tards.com/u/140f53149919acfbe5b4/mutleytolet.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Thank you. Some people seemed genuinely upset when that was put on the frontpage.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# I hadn't seen it until just now.
It raised a chuckle from me.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# i'd seen it before and i still laughed
(jonjonjon, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:49, archived)
# It's one of my all time favourite b3ta images.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
# probably getting upset because Muttley (the cartoon dog) has two Ts
"Mutley" is a place in Devon
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:56, archived)
# To be honest I didn't look it up just for the filename.
I shall next time though.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# I thought a place in Devon vandalising signs was the joke.
I'm bad with jokes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:05, archived)
# All night long.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Oooh, subtle!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Crazy
www.imdb.com/title/tt0121222/
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:11, archived)
# ..--...---..--
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# you sunk my iceberg.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# is this
the deleted scene in "jaws" where they went and got a bigger boat, and the shark left?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Frank Zappa...
...Ship arriving too late to save a drowning witch.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)
# oh
but if the witch was saved from drowning, they'd have burnt her anyway.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# true...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Aww, the little triangle is getting bullied by the big triangle
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Which one's the cock and which one's the vag?
It disturbs me that I can't tell :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# the concept of cock and vag is SO September 2009
get with the times man - everything is vagcock
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Cock, Muff, Bumhole...
3, 2, 1, GO!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Two cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=upI5UZsNHNI
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Geekpietastic.
Thir-fuckin-teen.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Double handed muff, no way man...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# That's not allowed
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)
# bumcockmuffhole
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Idiots think it's cool,
clever people think it's a joke; also cool.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
# I'm old skool!
YO!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# i dig
SUCKA
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Shark!
Oh, hang on...
Aaarggghhh!! it's back!
Shark!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)
# i could watch this all day
which is for the next half-hour
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)
# This reluctance is noted by the other sharks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# sharks are awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# all bark and no bite.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# I like that shark.
From a distance.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Sorry
bit behind here but is there any fudge tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# ___|\____
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# lines that mean something.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Lines and lines and lines and lines and lines!
What do they mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# It means elbow's heart is still beating.
Shoot him again!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)
# its a shark you dillhorn
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Your use of "dillhorn" wins a click from me
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] American History XXX


Click for bigger (212 kb)
(thesparrowman men with ven, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# I like the shower scene
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Heh, nice one
And more relevant to the compo than most :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Haha, thanks
I also posted another couple earlier, but forgot to post them as competition entries. Duh!
(thesparrowman men with ven, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Fing3rSlave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
#
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAH
edit: mild tj, how do you get 2 gifs to play so that one is e.g. 0.1 seconds behind the other?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# eh?
you mean animating?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# In gimp, you edit it in the save settings
although I think you mean in html and I don't know if you can do that.
(Peter_G, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# yes, i mean in the html
i think it involves inserting a ? and the time somewhere in the url
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# didnt' even know you *could* do that in html
wouldn't it be easier to do it in javascript? or flash?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# or gimp?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)
# i want to make a load of these:

roll their eyes in a sort of cascade, and i can only do it with html
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# ohh i see what you mean
i honestly have no idea but there must be a way of adding an offset

not that google's helping me much
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# found it http://www.chavgangs.com/Smileys/rolleyes.gif?
add the 0.1 or whatever after the question mark
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Depends what program you're using
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# that's just wrong
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# ewww
pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# ...and for one week, b3ta was a slightly better version of 4chan
But this image is great, have a click :D
(Peter_G, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# gutted
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Cant wait for the release


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(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# who'd have thought I'd ever get to repost this?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# i see a bad sun rising
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# i see goatse
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)
# the chinese can control the weather...
and create vee-hickles such as this:

(bonus points for identifying the sauce - bottom half)
anyway, evenin all.
this weeks compo: any pic, add cock, post to board, wait for abuse. rinse and repeat. always repeat.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Lambo or Pagani Zonda?
Gah, neither
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# my car of the month
on my supercars calendar is my favourite, the bugatti veyron
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Yummmmmmm
So lovely
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# there was one parked by my mum's house a few months ago
my nephew ran out with his phone and made my mum take pics of him standing next to it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# :-O *jealous*
I saw a lambo parked outside Halfords the other day. For some reason that made me laugh.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# outside kwik fit would be funnier
i once saw an austin healey sprite upside down in a ditch.
i laughed more than i should have.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Heh heh :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# And on that note I'm buggering off
Can't be arsed waiting for Mr Trellis to come home from his swanky bash any longer
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# g'night then
i think i'll go and make mozzarella on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# I was privileged to see a frog eyed sprite get hit from the rear.
The driver leapt out over the bonnet as the cockpit burst into flames.
He then sat on his haunches on the kerb and started crying. Apparently he'd spent 2 years restoring it and was taking it out for its first spin.

I nearly felt sorry for him, but I do enjoy a good bonfire.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# that is tragic
and yet so funny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)
# it was duck-egg blue if that helps
:)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# I wish Honda made the Zonda
Little things make me happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# That would work for me too :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# hello Dave
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# grey stuff
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Volkswagen W12 Concept
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# *googles*
OOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# ooh
close enough
www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=navclient&gfns=1&q=vw+nardo
have some bonus points (not compatable with any other offers)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# i was just about to add that
if you didn't give me the bonus points i would have clubbed you to death and pried them out of your cold dead hands

;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# over my dead bod...
oh. ;)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# *also googles*
*drools*
fuck, that's gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# they have another looker:
www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=vw+concept+r&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g10
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# not quite as nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# no, but
i would drive this. and i'm straight.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# well
up to six pints, i am...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Fiendish devils!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# what?!?
Umm, it's the Illuminati and the New World Order who control the weather using chemtrails. I heard about it at www.prisonplanet.com I love this website, it's like the 'wrestlemania' of information sources

....oh, and WOO to the pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# tinfoil hat alert!
and, ta.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# it's true, it's true!
you're just in on 'it'.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# a lowrider.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Does monkey porn count?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:07, archived)
# get your hand outta me, you damn dirty ape!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:08, archived)
# *chokes on tea*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)
# sorry, couldn't resist ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# The times I've heard that....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# there's a fist time for everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# arggghh!
I'd request protective pants, if I had an arse like that.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)
# monkey porn always counts
always
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Deffo
Wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry] f***
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Gives a whole new meaning
to Compo entry.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:12, archived)
# When they say "jokes are better than technique"
there is such a thing as SOME effort!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure if this works for a Porn movie but meh....


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(I helped save b3ta! MoeLester Don't judge a book by its movie, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:03, archived)
# If you can think of it, someone's made porn of it
HIV-infection has to be an online fetish somewhere. Everything else is...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I can confirm that there is a message board devoted to it.
I don't know if it's a crude satire, or what, but it features gay men trying to hook up with other gay men who have STDs because they want to catch them. It was featured on Something Awful a few months ago.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# This is making me giggle far more than can be healthy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
# glad i'm not the only one!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:08, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] bin dun?
(meh! bored since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Are we just photoshopping cocks onto people now?

I don't mind if we are, I just like to know where I stand.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:52, archived)
# slightly bent over
with the cock right behind you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:53, archived)
# i was
not for the compo or to post on here or anything

just for giggles and shit
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:53, archived)
# bin dun.....
I think not :-|
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Yeah, this is the sixth time today it's been done.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:55, archived)
# It's going to be a long week
And not in a good way
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:56, archived)
# i read that as "long wank"
this compo has my mind fried already :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Are you sure it's the compo and not the endless reams of porn?
Oh wait, that was the compo
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:59, archived)
# :D
yes
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:00, archived)
# You have no idea how often I get the urge to lazily paste an erect penis onto a tramp and write Die Hard above it.
Probably a quarter of my images on here are on that theme.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Also, if you'd posted this in the dayshift people would probably have cried.
But pretended to be angry.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Seen it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:00, archived)
# The hard what?
(Is what I would be saying if I only spoke German. Except I'd say it in German, obv.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] More Coverage of Snake's Manliness
The USPF didn't want me to show anything.

(FoxqueenUSA, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:49, archived)
# you should have put this in an existing thread
possibly the one you started about ten minutes ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:51, archived)
# the one that then got deleted, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:55, archived)
# no, the identical one down there
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Yeah, I know.
I was only messing... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:04, archived)
# that's what rubber pants are for ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# On which deeply unpleasant note, I shall bid you adieu...
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:51, archived)
# that's what i was going to say
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:52, archived)
# It's odd.
I sense a theme forming here.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:52, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9720438
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
I had less than an hour to think this up, and hopefully someone gets the joke.*

*If you don't get the joke watch Escape From New York and/or Escape From LA someday.

Also this is my first time posting artwork here so I meant to post it once but somehow got it twice.
(FoxqueenUSA, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 5:38, archived)

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