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[challenge entry] you stupid boy
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Splendid
Nicely done good sir
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:47, archived)
# you silly boy!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Boy Oh Boy !
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:50, archived)
# this has made me smile :D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# then my work here is done
i shall now off and cook my tea
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:56, archived)
# what are we having?
I hope it's fish fingers.
Is it fish fingers?
I like fish fingers.
IT HAD BETTER BE FISH FINGERS!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
# i wish
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:59, archived)
# haha
just tomatoes for tea then?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Will it be mushrooms?
Fried onion rings?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:59, archived)
# we'll have to wait and see
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:00, archived)
# you'll have to wait and see
* oldie leaves the room
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:00, archived)
# the actor who sang the line "Fried onion rings"
was Oscar James who played Tony Carpenter in Eastenders

Now I feel old and pointless
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:04, archived)
# *waits and sees*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Who do you think you are kidding
Nicely done.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:56, archived)
# they don't like it up 'em!
splendid stuff, sir...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] luvverly
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:12, archived)
# shoptastic!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:02, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:04, archived)
# Ace Queenie!!!!
*Click* :)
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 8:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone for a Cwuppa Cworfee?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Nice idea ;)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Funny accent !
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:51, archived)
# TARSQUIDS
TO THE RESCUE!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:28, archived)
# TOAP?
:D

edit: well done by the way

*checks out new image challenge*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Tee-Hee love this
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:31, archived)
# That's excellent!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:31, archived)
# likey!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:17, archived)
# No
That is Wilfred :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Silliness, not compo..
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)
# pfffft :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)
# winner!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)
# lmao
I did:)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Fantastic
It's awesome stuff.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:13, archived)
# hahahah! *office lollage*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:13, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Arf!

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:18, archived)
# When the idea is good - its never toap.
:)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)
# hahahahaha!
stonking!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Shall I or shan't I, shall I or shan't I...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:17, archived)
# go on, just this once ;)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:18, archived)
# *glees*

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:19, archived)
# hahaha
is that number plate "BMF" ?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You silly man :D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Ding dong chaps!

Edit: Apologies to all you other lullies who are in the next issue...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Haha nice!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Lovely work
Good cover
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I would buy it
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:07, archived)
# hahahaha! utterly ace!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:09, archived)
# What me worry ?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# most dapper
one must click.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ello, day shift. Long time no see.
FREE Image Hosting, Resizing and Watermarking at Web2K.co.uk

I trust you're all well.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# what on earth was the original from?
she look horrified?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:05, archived)
#
Daily Telegraph?

Yes?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:09, archived)
# well, I doubt you'd look too happy when a bunch of heavily armed dude's walk into your house
who'll have a reputation of doing wtf they want with impunity

it's a fun world :(
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I've been busy at work as usual
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Did anyone else just have no messages on this page at all?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Come again?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I haven't come once yet.
But, when I reloaded the page a minute ago, there was 0 threads on this here board.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# yep,
you need to wait for the page to load though
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Hahaha lovely shoppage!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Radical
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)
# nice to see Tony Hawks at work
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Gnarley!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Nice!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Duuun dun daaah dun dun dun de duun
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Crafty man
Anyone with possible muttonchops who is craft I deem to be crafty
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Who shot MT?
50 million people would have. Arrest that nation.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:50, archived)
# It was a brokenhearted Neil Kinnock
I wish - that would have been awesome
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha :)
Do we all get a pay out if they both die on the same day?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:50, archived)
# That would probably be payout enough for most people...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:08, archived)
# You clever chap :)
I've been racking my brains thinking of a Dallas equivalent...

Well done!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I thank you kind Sir.
It actually occurred to me at about lunchtime, but I've had that many work things interrupting my b3ta today it's taken me till now to finish it. The sheer gall of some people :/
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:56, archived)
# ha ha The Lorimar productions is a nice touch
*memories of late 70s North East England tv*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Ta
I'm now annoyed because the 'Castleford' is off-centre, and I've closed paint.net and lost all my layers so I can't correct it.

Ah well. Might just go to the pub instead :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Damn good idea
:D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Too right.
Night all!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
#
I work in Castleford!









it's shit.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:30, archived)
# condoms, car tires, old fridge.
poor rivers.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:31, archived)
# my car tires
when I drive it too much
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# oh I get to peroast.

can't even tell if its wrong or not. An hour to beer o'clock. sod it.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
# haha
siver? :D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)
# would have been a part of the thread ages ago which prompted it.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:46, archived)
# If the US was still part of the UK
maybe people would know how to spell TYRES
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:51, archived)
# OR not miss the point.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:52, archived)
# And they wouldn't call wheels "tires"
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:52, archived)
# oh you mean a
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)
# pfffft
and some road cones and some used condoms
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# yikes!
Some of them do bite
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# brilliantly shopped
LOVE IT

5 Stars

an A+ poster

Would click again
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Poor man's bicycles.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Good Morning Cheltenham, surely.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# I'm a prick
all that work and I want to point out the USA Air force badge.

such a cunt!!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:28, archived)
# couldn't be bothered
but may change later
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:34, archived)
# a good reason
I wouldn't bother.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:38, archived)
# hahaha
I love the smell of Plain English in the morning!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Lovely Stuff
Amendment Requests:-

1. UK Air Force
2. "Good Morning Afghanistan"

Yours faithfully,
Barbie :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
# fixed
but I changed to RAF and kept with Vietnam. Take your point but I thought it more in keeping with the compo.
Also changed last few letters on name badge.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:00, archived)
# You are great!
:D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)
# :D...gonna need alot of those.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha!
..
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I approve of these dangerous new building regulations
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Oh gawd arrrr :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Fucking nanny state!
woo
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Is that your next compo suggestion?
might give that week a miss.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
# What?
I don't follow.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# a state of nanny fucking.
not a great place to live. I don't want to see a week of those posts.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# We will all get Wayne Rooney Fatigue
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Watch your steep !
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] It's our language!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# spigot.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Farrah Tap-Majors?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Majors-Tapped Farrah more accurately...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# You deserve to be spanged to death for that one.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# could you
explain it to me, then?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
# the girl on the left said something
and the little boy must have paused, hesitated, repeated a word or said a word that he didn't like.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)
# H to O
:D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
# oh
oh dear. I do feel rather dumb now
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:52, archived)
# This is going very well with Black Sabbath on the Radio at the moment
Rock on Timmy!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:41, archived)
# You're absolutely bloody right
We ought to en-faucet...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry] BE THERE!!!...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)
# hahaha
click
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Doubled up BIG FOOT . . . great idea !
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# EXTREME!!!...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Now that . . . would be real fun !
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Hahha
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:26, archived)
# hell yes!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] stupid nra....
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)
# and then World War 3 started.
he was shot for a reason.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# why and by whom?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
# he almost started world war 3 over Cuba.
We'll never know who shot him. but lets be glad he didn't get another chance to push the big red button.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:41, archived)
#
he wanted to pull the troops out of vietnam and everyone around him wanted the troops there. I think he was going against the planned agenda. so he got wasted.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] A Lancashire Werewolf in Yorkshire
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)
# By Eck
(That's me that is)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Ha ha I like this
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft!
Also not worth it's own thread....

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I was going to have a nice walk over the Pennines
hmmm ...might just stay indoors
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Why's his stanley knife a normal knife?
;)

LUFC? Leeds isn't a real place you know they made it up for the Calendar News backdrop ;)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Believe me Sir/Madam
It's very real
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:11, archived)
# It's Madam if you want to be posh
and I'm from Sheffield which is really shit!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I like it :(
Mind, the only other place I've lived is Middlesbrough.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] This is way to shit/obvious for its own thread
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# FOUL THROW!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Look its Rick Mail next to the hovis man!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Too good for 'em.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Oi!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:27, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:11, archived)
#
even though football is shit, that deserves a click
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:26, archived)
# It doesn't bear thinking about...


Apologies for the crap attempt at headlinage... font issues, and I'm heading out for beer soon!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Ha, I remember that pic.

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:09, archived)
# This should be framed and displayed in the White House.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:46, archived)
# ooh scary
compo it?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
#
I thought I had. Thanks for pointing it out.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Fanny Packs' would be a little different.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Hang on one cotton picking minute here,
vaginal fluids aren't blue?!?!?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Under the correct lighting conditions I believe they can appear blue.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Oh Christ!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I take it that you're interested?
I'm offering a 40% share in my company for £50,000.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Does it already come with vaginal fluids or do you have to provide your own?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:11, archived)
# 'kin hell!
expecting trouble?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Aren't you supposed to show vaginal fluids as ball-bearings?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# No, this is not how periods work.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)
# it's blu eink
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)
# oh my word
this is funny
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)
# For the outgoing woman with spunk!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
# flashlight?
looks like a torch to me :P
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I did agonise over this for a little while.
In the end I decided that 'flashlight' sounded more like what they have on life vests.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# whistle while you walk.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Hahahaha vaginal fluids
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)

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