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[challenge entry] terror of blackheath for sure
(wallaboing, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Who's the terror of Blackheath?
I'll jump on an 89 and kick his fucking head in if he ain't careful!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Good Grief
that brings back memories. Used to go to Woolwich Poly via Blackheath on that bus
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Is it you?
I'll totally do it! DON'T THINK I WON'T!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Calm down dear
I always paid my fare and avoided nutters on the way back to Rainham in Essex land
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)
# AND DON'T COME BACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# I then
moved to Blackheath. St John's Road in a flat shared by other flat twats in other flats.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I know not of a St Johns Road in Blackheath.
Therefore, I think YOU LIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# It's the Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)
# His forehead is vomiting upwards
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Spring Heeled Jack
FTW!
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Never heard of him!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spring_Heeled_Jack

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
#

edit: sorry you two, I waited a decent time before new-threading, but then POW! two in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# She's pretty hot. Could you tell me her blood type please?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Splashy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Hey, Mofaha,
do you know where I can get some replacement eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# do you need new eyes?
you may just need to adjust your CMYK settings
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Yeah, I totally do.
I thought he might be able to help :(

www.b3ta.com/board/9743626
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Red.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Kawaii!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry] *****cks


"Something warming to take to bed with you"
(BumFacedGoat http://twitter.com/danofthewibble, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)
# bollocks?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# feel just hot wat
(JoePesky, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
[challenge entry] too soon, dude
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Too Soon Mac,
far too soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I could just slag myself for this compo
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh me too

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:45, archived)
# fuckfuckfuckfuck'wanks'fuckfuckfuck
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# CROTCHLESS
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Aaaaargh
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Put yourself away.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)
# I have nothing to put away
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# One day you'll meet a woman who likes that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I knew this image would find its place in the sun someday
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:06, archived)
# That is not a real fish!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha ha!
May I drop this here?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Haha. Hey, this is a serious compo!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# eyebrows
when did he start plucking them?
(ignoramusaurus, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Geocities is closing :(
next week, we need to have a tribute to the crappy webpages that made Geocities famous
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
# They keep writing to me to tell me about the closure.
I suspect there's a geocities page out there that I've made and then forgotten all about. I bet it's nasty :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
# I want to see it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:18, archived)
# I am going to miss:
all of the glitter text,
my mouse cursor turning into a magic wand,
tacky pages filled with unicorns and howling wolves.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)
#
www.myspace.com
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# arf!
you are correct, that's just as bad. I despise unsolicited streaming audio
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# I'm too lazy for the black squares
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
# motion in the ocean
wtf
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# that's a hunka hunka burning love there!
this is a good entry
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Hot fish action
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 1:01, archived)
# ALL MAH FISHES GOT HOS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
# that's you that is
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 1:37, archived)
# That is
the biggest tadpole I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Break down the wall of the black square dictatorship!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I too support
your cause! Bring back the old B3ta when it was a good place to be.
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# yeah
this compo is shit. b3ta isn't as good as it used to be. all the noobs r ruining it. it was much better 2years, 4months and 18days ago. see you next week. etc
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)
# "YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!"
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# You
have prolly been here long enough to actually remember when it was all fields, and thereby have the right to complain.
I just wish I wasn't such a johnny-come-lately bandwagon-jumper.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I'm not really complaining as much as it appears to be
I'm just getting my jollies from the fact most compos seem to be hit and miss.

The problem with all compos is either they are too tough and out of the skill range of those who don't have access to and knowledge of all the latest apps or they are too easy and anybody can do a 10 second shop for the competition. Repetativeness is boring, that's why we all hate doing repetative tasks. This compo has all the hallmarks of being repetative as we have seen.

Now the space hopper suggestion was good and within the skill level of most b3tas who can draw, photograph, video, 'shop, or paintmash such delights. The compo is really to give us something to aim for - this isn't really a good challenge in that respects - so I'm aiming more for parody of the challenge than meeting it's objectives.

I've nothing against noobs - we all started out as noobs and we will always have fresh noobs coming into the fold - it's when people pick up the bad elements of trollism that noobs can be irritating and such.

Becky
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)
# It doesn't matter what Fraser chooses as the compo at the end of the day,
it's gonna piss some people off. I have nothing against the Space Hopper suggestion at all, but how is that different to making an image look more rude by omitting something? Yes, you may only technically have to shop a black box onto it or pixellate it, but you still need to find something amusing to do it with.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# That's the problem people are really not meeting this challenge full on
and we are seeing endless streams of photos with black squares on them without any thought being put into it. There has been to really great entries so far to this challenge - but what this challenge will do is push good postings off the board in less than a minute. As for the SpaceHopper it's more than just sticking a SpaceHopper onto a photo, that wouldn't be funny and mostly pointless - the entries for that rogue challenge have been more inspired than this challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
# But it's back to the people posting them, isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:33, archived)
# gosh
ok.
At least you made a funny gif for your complain.
As I said, you've been here ages so have a right to complain (not that you were that much) it's more the people who haven't really been here that long whining about the good old days that pisses me off.
But thanks for taking the time to clarify :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# back in the day...
b3ta challenges were real-world things, like 'chew the bark from a tree', or 'hit your friend over the head with a rock, and post a picture of the result'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Damn fine suggestions they were too :D
I still miss Kittens and Vikins!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Fuck sake Maiden!
Vikings and Kittens are so 2003!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I know I'm so like last half decade!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# i think b3ta should be broken down like this
/board
/compo
/talk
/links
/pics_of_cats_saying_funny_things
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Can I Haz Cheezeburger - haha
That pretty much sums it up - although to some degree if the Compo was on it's own channel /board would become almost redundant *shrugs* so I'm not really complaining. Although the possibility of a /Photos and Art board would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
But talking seriously for a moment, I actually do really like real world challenges, as they include everyone. Also, they make a nice change from the same old shopping malarkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I was. I was lurking.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)
# ^a member for 7 months and 23 days
Hmmm, What the fuck have I started here then.
I may be a lurker, so what, but at least I do contribute (in my own shitty little way) to the /board.
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# yeah
I know I only unlurked recently. But I still don't see how you qualify to moan about how it's not as good as it used to be, etc...
imho, b3ta is much better when people aren't whining about the compo and how much better it was in the fucking steam age. 2 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Moaning?
I just thought at the time, what you posted was a rejection of the compo.
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# You've lost me now.
what did I post that made you think that?
Was it my (sarcastic) reply to you saying 'bring back the old b3ta'?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)
# spacehoppers
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Why is this not just a CDC challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Precisely it has all the hallmarks of a 10 second 'shop-a-solid-coloured-object-onto-a-photo
of a CDC
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Thank you Thank you Thank you
mediocre can be a bastard at times
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:03, archived)
# That's because his Dutch or French or Eskimo or some johnny foreigner lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:05, archived)
# As his official Biographer,
I can do nothing but agree with you wholly.

An excerpt from the forthcoming Biography;

Mediocre: Why Dutch people should never have any power at all.



Sadly, it was even more tragic for the people of
the state of Delaware. On arriving in the present town of Lewes, the Dutch inventor Mediocre screamed at the top of his lungs, "Zwaanendael", before going on a rampage through the city with an oddly shaped Turnip. Resulting in the obliteration of the entire May Fly population of Delaware, along with the death of 17 skunks, a rabbit and the famous delawarean inventor of medical procedures, Henry Heimlech.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# You have my support.
From now on I refuse to be censored.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# ignored
bye, fucktard
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:05, archived)
# OH HAI THERE PRODIGY69
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# I wish
I had a job where I could spaz off, surf tinternet and whine about nsfw. Unfortunately, I'm usually expected to do some work. Pah.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:12, archived)
# You should become a junior doctor like me :D
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
# That's probably the scariest thing I've seen on the internet.
Please tell me you won't be 'practising' in Birmingham.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
# I have been for the past 3 years.
Mwahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Prescribing peyote?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Can't, it's not in the British National Formulary sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Where's my morphine bitchtits?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# WHERE'S MY MONEY?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# You'll get the money when
I get the dope man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Nah, I need half of it up front.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Oh Fuck!
Captain Lou's totally died :(

www.freep.com/article/20091014/SPORTS18/91014063/1356/sports/Wrestling-s-Capt.-Lou-Albano-dies
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:06, archived)
# expect layoffs at rubberband factories worldwide
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Tragic :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Never heard of him but now he's dead
I'm sure b3ta will be digging him up out of his still warm grave. Still beats looking at fucking black square all day long, now I know what it's like to work in a Liquorice Allsorts Factory
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# *refuses to be drawn into the weekly bitching and moaning about the compo*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Oh g'wan now - you know you want to :D
g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, ....
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:12, archived)
# No, I really don't.
Every single week there are people who bitch and moan about the challenge. You don't have to enter it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
# No but we have to watch as the board fills with same'o same'o entries
I'm not really that concerned about this compo I'm more having my fun with parodying it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Fair enough,
The only complaint I have with this compo, as I did with the Reborn as Porn compo, is the people who will disregard the FAQ and post NSFW images as they will see it as carte blanche to do so. But you can't say a compo is shit when it hasn't even been up for 24 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# True I accept that
it has the hallmarks of being shit - and as you have already pointed out people are violating FAQ and posting faux-paedo shit and NSFW images already completely missing the point of the challenge which is to suggest something is rude by fact of censorship.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Good for you.




It is a bit shit though, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:18, archived)
# You ain't gonna trick me you muthaluvva! ;)
It has potential to be shit, yes, as every single challenge does. However, it also has the potential to throw up some fantastic entries.

Just look at Monkeon's already this evening.

It is the people who enter a compo that make it shit with shit entries, not the challenge brief. Yes, some require less thought to just chuck anything in, but that is still down to the individual.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Actually, I really meant the "Good for you" bit.
Far too much compo moaning goes on.

Edit: no disrespect to maiden's gif. It's a goodun.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# It's every single week.
And the irony is not lost on me that I am moaning that people are moaning ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Yup. I managed to stay out of it 'til now.
Dammit, Redsushi! It's all your fault!!!

*casts around for change of subject*

So, why "Redsushi! Whoop! whoop!?" Are you perhaps half Native American and half Japanese?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# You're half Zoidberg let's be truthful ;) whoop whoop
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Portrait of a man I just saw

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:57, archived)
# You met the Emperor Palpatine?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# I told him Star Wars is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Don't worry, I'm a doctor.
I diagnose a nasty case of unwell right eye.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Hullo doctor.
I have observed a MASSIVE increase of unwell right eye in my locale.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
# There's a lot of it going around. I advise you to take some pills.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
# I'm all out of some pills.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# I have found him a supply of replacement eyes.
3.bp.blogspot.com/_nC-mPodyizo/Ripg0L-qMkI/AAAAAAAAAAU/V-D__30VYFE/s320/rhinoretpc.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)
# I HAVE FOUND HIM A SUPPLY OF REPLACEMENT EYES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# They are rubbish eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# These are not good eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Ah fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Thanks for trying.
Do you know a supply of some pills? A doctor said this might help.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Hey, he went yellow!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
[challenge entry] bogof
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)
# haha what?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# The second to last picture in your profile is amazing
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I had to check which it was
but I probably shouldn't have. I enjoyed that :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Arf! nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# REDACTED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:54, archived)
# P****t!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# S*MPR*N*?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
# L*M*N C***Y!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Two birds, one stone, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Proud to serve ...
(siamese bat, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Little Asian Fella
(nraphael, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)
# What is that pink thing? :(
(Peter_G, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# He shits marshmallows
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Like a candle in the wind.....
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# So very wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)
#
He's just rubbing his leg!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)
# This is all
wrong and not funny. Watching the news recently look out for female child carers.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Hahahaaaaa
nicely
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheap and cheerful


Just like this compo!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# 2 inches shorter.....
... and we could see it!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)
# KT Tunstall...

Click for fucking massive :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# excellent
 
I am not particularly familiar with her music but when I hear it I do not find it instantly objectionable
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Hahaha
I am not very familliar with her music either, but I liked her on NMTB :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)
# KT Tunstall has made her career
out of music that is not instantly objectionable.

About half of the first album is what she did before (which isn't really displaying much indie cred, I happened to be at uni at the time she was still occasionally playing St Andrews with, err, damn, I've forgotten her band's name, Red Light Stylus, I think they were), kind of ballsy half-bluesy pop that shows off her voice well. The other half is a bit anodyne. But for the half that shows off her voice, I'd actually recommend it.

Plus her dad used to lecture me and he's a top bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Her dad used to lecture you?
Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Lectures as in classes, I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Yeah
he was a physics lecturer. Oddly enough, not even mentioned on their website anymore, unlike most other retired lecturers. I suspect they're all jealous of him for his daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Well duh
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# There is a song she does,
which I think is called Big Black Horse and a Cherry Tree, or something like that. I really like that song, but her other stuff is distinctly Meh.

When were you at St Andrews?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Probably her best song
"Other Side of the World" I quite like as well, and "Suddenly I See". They're probably the most lively and the most like she was before, though she always did a lot of gentle pop stuff too.

I was there 98-02.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# I really like Suddenly I See.
As well as Big Black Horse and the Cherry Tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I'm so cool that I have no idea what she sounds like.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYEU91d8ngc
that

actualyl that takes fucking forever to get going
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# sweet
 
I have a long-standing love affair with Liz Phair (well her music anyway) for similar reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# I love KT Tunstall
and I hate her drummer. Because she married him.

Balls. :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Didn't know she was married.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# yeah a year back or two perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Wiki says 2008.
Also says she's a quarter Chinese. Which explains why when I was looking for source pics, my immediate thought was 'She looks a bit Asian...' haha :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# also not actually related to the guy who taught me
since she was adopted

wiki also comments that the fife scene was "limited", which makes me laugh because it was almost comatose.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
# But still, he were her dad I s'pose
:]

Hahahaha. Wiki almost always tries to put things nicely x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)
# He's a good bloke
And oddly, for a uni lecturer, remembers things you said about what you planned to do when he tutored you in first year three years later when you'd long forgotten them yourself. Which is pretty impressive when you think about it. I can't even remember the names of students I taught three years ago, which makes it particularly embarrassing when you meet them in the street.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# That's actually pretty cool
:]
Hahahah I saw my middle school maths teacher in Target the other day. Pretty sure she didn't recognize me.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# This is probably a good thing.
For both of you.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Oh my god veryyy good for me.
I hated herr
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
# I totally saw my old Graphics teacher earlier on tonight.
Not that weird though really, as he is married to my mum,
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Cor!
Veh nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Thankk you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)
# oh for fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Nice!
Better than my effort ^ up there!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Made me laugh
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I like this because it is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:59, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# That's great.
You're good at these.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
[challenge entry] ning peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Yummy Cherrie
(siamese bat, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# i
hope that's a shotgun
(Vegard M Vindheim Fuck your dreams, Fuck your life., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmmmmmm Nice!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I can clearly see a worm.
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Help me, Elbow. I need music.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# NATIONAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# They're not for me, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Ignore me,
Elbow's suggestion is way better. I also am terribly fond of the album Chore of Enchantment. Particularly the songs Well Dusted (for the millenium) and Shiver.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Giant Sand
album: Glum
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Oh fuck yes!
I saw Howe Gelb a few years back. He was amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# You see all the shows dawg!
I have to be careful about concerts these days. My ears can't take it like they used to.
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)
# He was playing a small
venue near me, so it would have been criminal to not pop 2 stops on the train to see him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Indeed
Listen to The Avett Brothers much?

If not I'm certain you'd like them.
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Never heard of them that I can think.
I'll check them out. Are they anything like The Jayhawks? They sound like they could be from their wiki page.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# A bit, yeah. Only more fun & rough around the edges.
Definitely give them a go. Great drinkin' musics :D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# I have a couple of records downloading now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I'll try 'em. Thanks, buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Cheers, dude
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# teh worm compo rebellion.
(he pushed my shitworms off the board...with this?!.... now I'm huffed)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# sad times.
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry] The **uck** Brothers
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# ha ha
I'm still **uck*ing to myself as I type 'click'
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:12, archived)
# This is more like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
# The what now?
Hahaha!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] wrong
(Mr Chicken, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:04, archived)
# WORMS
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Censored recorders?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
#
id be worrying if it wasn't
(Mr Chicken, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Not clarinets, surely?
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Oh how I love the prospect of a week of
pseudo paedophilic images.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
# another worm compo.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:06, archived)
# pfft
I mean, "oh no, this compo is rubbish. b3ta used to be sooo much better.
Why can't everything be just how it used to be. I don't like change. They should all do National Service."
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Stop this
shit compo pronto.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)

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