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# Well done M&S
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I did not mean this to be a new thread.
Now I need to think of something good.

How about pictures of turtles or elephants?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Quick
tell us something interesting & original
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)
# A male barnacle has an inch long penis
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)
# i'm a barnacle!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I have no idea what you're talking about,
So here is a Canadian PM with lightning coming out of his fingers.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Jan Moir dreams of ice!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)
# That's Stephen Fry.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Oh.
I have made quite the faux pas
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Have a break...

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Awwww
Happy Caturday!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# fluff fluff
fluff fluff fluff......fluff
*pets*
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:15, archived)
# °°
   
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Haha
You win this round
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:27, archived)
# ah character map
how much do i love thee!

"Robots don't say thee! Now get back to work."

"I'll show thee!"
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)
# It is time for you to ingest sandwiches from my compartment.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
# ha ha / awwww !
but you don't need a button for "Disobey"!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)
# *wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)
# :3

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)
# HALF DOG, HALF PENGUIN
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
*fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# awww
Kittens in box time now?
(Peter_G, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Sad cat is sad :'(
I miss my cats
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)
#
She is a happy cat
(Peter_G, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:03, archived)
# what the actual fuck?
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)
# ^this
my first thought was 'ebay has loosened their rules, then?'
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:37, archived)
# yay it's arrived!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Mine came ages ago
but I lost the allan key
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
# There is always time for fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Want!
My heart is breaking with wantfulness. It's been years, and I still miss my kitty.

Apologies for sentimentalism.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Nuts
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Surely DD's?
but good work
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Big Ds,
but yes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
# They're the lemons
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Damn, no wonder I couldn't find an example to work from
I have vague recollections from childhood weddings in which us cousins clubbed together to buy the last three packs of nuts so that we could see some tits. Even vaguer recollection of a barmaid taking down the nut porn before handing us the nuts and spoiling our fun. Bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 19:35, archived)
# lol nice
but needs more cats
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 9:32, archived)
# It's got pussy
You just need to zoom.

Edit: and squint.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)
# thats ok then
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# bet they taste salty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)
# i feel thick
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I can clearly see your nuts.
And seams.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Mmm, oiled ladies!
Mmm, nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
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(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 8:38, archived)
# DJ Kitta in da house
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 8:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 8:30, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 8:40, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 8:41, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Fuck yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 8:53, archived)
# yay for caturday

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Cat dance party!

(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 9:06, archived)
# YES!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 9:17, archived)
# It's caturday? Woohoo!

RAWK!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)
# \m/
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 9:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# The most environmental light
gronkpan edit: My lights are the best lights. Go away.
(dingjusuzy, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:06, archived)
# The best car light in the world
Is one I do not sell.
(dingjusuzy, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:57, archived)
# Do you know anyone that sells shoes?
I could really do with some online shoes right now.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:59, archived)
# I need shoes
please tell
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)
#



O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:59, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:00, archived)
# You never answered this on Thursday!
www.b3ta.com/talk/6491620
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:05, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:11, archived)
# It's time you had a shave
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:20, archived)
# Man, you're just baiting me into revealing that I'm a mod to everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:08, archived)
# Shazzam
I bet you've been waiting to try out that new banhammer!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:09, archived)
# No, it's like I've been given a gun and I just want to throw it away but then maybe someone else will find it and kill people and it would be my fault for not keeping the gun.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:12, archived)
# But what if it's originally out of ammo?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:19, archived)
# THEY PUSHED HIM TOO FAR
NOW LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:58, archived)
# I thought he was a rocker
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
# I don't think you're a mod, but I do think you make fake accounts to make yourself look like you are
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I have better things to do than make fake accounts
also: I didn't mod that comment because I'm not a mod.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:21, archived)
# yea but that's what they all say ;D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:17, archived)
# bushbab
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:19, archived)
# pishmap
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:20, archived)
# k3b/-\b ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:25, archived)
# pushbam
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:25, archived)
# yep, I would.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# baps?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:48, archived)
# spam with spam and spam
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 9:59, archived)
# I haven't posted for ages - but this needs to be posted
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:17, archived)
# You talk about bulbs too much.
It's kind of overbearing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:18, archived)
# She's easily LED.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:20, archived)
# But its
always nice to be enlightened
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:24, archived)
# Now try posting again
With out using the letters L, E and D

You Twunt!


(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:23, archived)
# The cops never think to look in Burma Shave.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:24, archived)
# Likely because they always hide behind the signs to snag speeders.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:31, archived)
# YOU CUNT
YOU HAVE RUINED MY WEEKEND AND POTENTIALLY BROUGHT ON THE END OF HUMANITY



was that a touch dramatic?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:40, archived)
# SOUNDS GREAT!
whatever it was.

here's a nice kitty.


(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 8:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:39, archived)
# Q1C1 model, i believe.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:42, archived)
# Cool
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:51, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:52, archived)
# :D
'night dillhorns
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:56, archived)
# g'nite...i'm gonna saw some logs myself.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:01, archived)
# Me too I guess.
I'm fading here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:25, archived)
# HELLO FISHY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:42, archived)
# Bleep!
Blep-blip-parp!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:46, archived)
# WELL THAT WAS A WASTE OF TROUSERS
I like the colours
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:05, archived)
# Hello?...Hello?...damn prank calls!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:07, archived)
# Oh Vuck Ja!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:14, archived)
# HELLO? HELLO? HELLO. HELLO!!!
edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:19, archived)
# I just this minute started looking around on Gutenberg
and immediately found a book with some photos I like the look of. I can see I'm going to have fun there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:23, archived)
# There's no guide to what books have pictures on there.
But there are tons to play with. Magazines and periodicals have
the most so far. But more gets added every day so use the
www.gutenberg.org/browse/recent/last7
or 'last30' now and then for instant fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:42, archived)
# Flip facelever up or down to choose between big or small
The big version has a lady's face.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:41, archived)
# A little muddy, but a bit of Q&D flipping of the levers does the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:45, archived)
# ooWAA ooWAA ooWAA ooWAA ooWAA
ooWAA ooWAA ooWAA ooWAA ooWAA ooWAA ooWAA ooWAA ooWAA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:50, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:51, archived)
# BASS!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEWI7057U3w
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 5:41, archived)
# PLAY IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 5:45, archived)
# rawk.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 5:53, archived)
# YOU SAID IT, DOG!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 5:55, archived)
# rawk da woild...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:46, archived)
# Shake it you old baggage, shake it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 8:01, archived)
# I know that furry!
It's Dixon Balls AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 9:03, archived)
# WOAH
*rocks out*
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 5:53, archived)
# or disco...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 5:56, archived)
# OR MAD RHYMES YO
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 5:58, archived)
# ...or industrial...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:03, archived)
# BASS!
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:02, archived)
# you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:51, archived)
# *thud*......*thud*......(the sound is not too good, but you can play scales on it)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:58, archived)
# IT IS BASS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:07, archived)
# 4 strings, because i can't play 6.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Always wondered about those two.
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:42, archived)
# c3 pee - o!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 4:08, archived)
# oh hai gayshift!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 5:01, archived)
# :D HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 5:10, archived)
# Bones...whussup?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 5:43, archived)
# FUCKING FAGGOT ROBOT!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 4:09, archived)
# HARD PISS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 4:14, archived)
#
imgur.com/cdVa6.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 4:50, archived)
# *pants*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 5:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Does the teacher like it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 5:08, archived)
# pretty much sums up my childhood
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 5:11, archived)
# Teacher in most Mangas certainly do.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 5:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Santa Clause is coming...


..to town.
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:22, archived)
# Thank God, you're here.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:23, archived)
# LOL at the source pic
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:24, archived)
# where the fuck is everyone
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 2:57, archived)
# Well Ellis18 was here a while back,
but like his namesake, he didn't HANG around long! CAPITAL PUNISHMENTLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 2:59, archived)
# They're all going through my post history and wishing they were cool enough to say what I say
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 2:59, archived)
# hmmm
well if you like it then you'd better put a ring on it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:02, archived)
# HEY-EY-EYY, HO-OH-OH, WO-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:05, archived)
# yeah but I heard that anyone can write a wikipedia so i don't believe in it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:12, archived)
# I heard that as well
So it must be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:23, archived)
# I thought we covered this.
Some people said some things, some people looked it up, turns out they were wrong, let's move on.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 4:06, archived)
# I'm trying to stay awake long enough to get to 3000 posts.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:01, archived)
# Spherical.
With chapel hat pegs
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:22, archived)
# hello dillhorn
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:07, archived)
# dillhorn?!?
well, i never...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:09, archived)
# i am so mean and rad you better back off
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:26, archived)
# I've been drawing pictures of people i've seen today, here is one.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Bardle Scrandelflorn
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:19, archived)
# née Scrandelflorn
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:24, archived)
# They've eaten each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:19, archived)
# Aaaargh!
That's it, I'm off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:22, archived)
# Is noone going to say goodnight to me?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:28, archived)
# CUNTS!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:29, archived)
# CYA, CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:29, archived)
# We'll all be up to tuck you in
And tell you a story soon
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:35, archived)
# STOP THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:29, archived)
# yum.
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Its like all my sex nightmares come at once. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:27, archived)
# :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O
oh shit! oh shit! oh shit! oh shit! oh shit! oh shit!

wow!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:30, archived)
# Haha!
Could be smoother, but when I tried adding
more detail it looked worse. Odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:33, archived)
# Can you please do a backwards version?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 4:16, archived)
# Ok, takes a bit.
First go started going shitty, hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 4:26, archived)
# Right, this should do it.
this should do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 4:44, archived)
# Cloned painted the tip of the nose and dupped more heads in the above.
Different warping too. But here's the other flipped and reversed to
make a set for the hell of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 4:55, archived)
# O__O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 5:03, archived)
# Manslugbeast.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 5:07, archived)
# gotta be the freakiest thing you've ever done...
...now i'm worried.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 5:47, archived)
# Good source sculpture makes it too easy really.
Searched around to see if I could find the original.
Both to see if the artist had made any other fun things
and to get better resolution source. No luck yet.
Perhaps someone will see this and mention who's
it is. It is ace work.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 5:51, archived)
# It's like some sort of nose and tooth rollercoaster.
It stares you down as you ascend, then glares at your back as you leave.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 6:23, archived)
# Awesome.
HOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 5:43, archived)
# GYLI
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 5:48, archived)
# That's superb
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Source just called out for it.
Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:38, archived)
# Wow.
That is fucking amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 4:15, archived)
# woah!!!!!!!!
brilliant:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Facetastic !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Adolescent Morph....
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
# hahahah
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:16, archived)
# haha
How many!?

Edit: G'night you bunch of gunts!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Good Night CHRISTIAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Beacause once we get past adolescence we all grow out of wanking...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Wanking out a sperm, again, Morph? Your willy will get sore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# But its worth it
I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 2:13, archived)
# That's not real.
Look it up on Wikipedia. Go on.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Wikipedia is down.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 2:44, archived)
# It's ok I looked it up earlier
and I'm right. What you said, it's not real.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 2:46, archived)
# I read it in a book and it can happen. I have a friend and it happened to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 2:50, archived)
# yeah but I heard that anyone can write a wikipedia so i don't believe in it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 2:58, archived)
# That's not true about the wikipedia
what you said about it. Someone said that but then someone looked it up and it turned out not. Look it up if you don't believe me. Go on.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 3:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
# A *
I SAID A STAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# why does he wipe his ass with it afterwards?
that's sick, man

:(
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:35, archived)
# It has moisturising properties.
Like those aloe vera tissues.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:38, archived)
# I am vinayagar agaval
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:39, archived)
# My favourite bit is the 99% redundant black box :)
Very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 2:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I like the endless loop action!
oh, and by the way, it is


for me - took a while!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 2:23, archived)
# hahahahaha
:DDD
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 8:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Hm bindun?
(mr major no thanks, I don't use the horse, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:14, archived)
# TAKE IT IN THE FACE YOU LABOURTARD
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
# That Calippo is naughty!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
[challenge entry] To F**k a Mocking Bird
(ami2weird4u I have 10 penises., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)
# YES!
Winner
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)
# this was my night tonight
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
# thats getting hidden
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Looks good.
I love a good blood splatter,
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*Original belongs to Connor
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)
# this is so good
i love the style. I thought it was connor's stuff?

edit: ahhh
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:59, archived)
# 'tis
I frequently butcher connor's excellent work.
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
# I NO RITE!
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
# I'm going through a yellow period.



(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Yeay, bluud.
bluud.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Lush!
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Some more connor :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# You made it scary :C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Fucking right I did.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:14, archived)
# hell yeh
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:08, archived)
# U WAN MOAR?!
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Eeeek!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# I did Wiggledance too
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
# If you DARE do anything mean to Wader Cat I will stop speaking to you.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:16, archived)
# thats just asking for it
Wadercat gonna get it, guhuh guhuh.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# To be honest, I'm not particularly bothered by Wader Cat,
he/she isn't innocent enough to be subverted.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Are you saying he's a slut?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
# All-encompassingly
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Thanks for clearing it up in the subject line.
I had been struggling til I saw that.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
# ha
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Gregory **ck
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha
Fuck it, I'm putting in another low-effort one.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Apparently, the 'if america was still british' compo is still open.
what's that all about?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
[challenge entry] british teeth lol
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)
[challenge entry] british elbows
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)
# they're not elbows
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:45, archived)
# I'm confused. How does elbow?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# audible chuckles.
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Have her maternal organs been 'shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:45, archived)
# nope, thems real
not that I've been paying much attention to Scarlet Johansson...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# They didn't look that big in Lost in Translation
well... fairplay Scarlett, fairplay.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:01, archived)
# not by me
although I would happily manipulate them if asked
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Tits
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Smegma does have that affect on tooth enamel
*trust me*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Well obviously

I'd have posted this as a response to Calibrax if I could have worked out how to weakly compo it. Edit: and actually remembered to compo it of course.
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Easy there, she is a foul human being,
but no-one deserves being sent to Lincolnshire!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Edit:
This is a normal post v
a challenge entry:...
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
# ooh I feel a fool
it's the particolour tights that turn me on
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Megan McCains boobs turn me on.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# "h"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# I'm never finding music for you again :'C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# You never did anyway.
My Vitriol are shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# You're joking, right?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Totally :D
I stood on my copy of Finelines and Ttssattsr found it online for me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Edit:
This is a normal person
\/\/\/\/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# As I remember,
you were a challenging entry.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Hurrah!
It's the ShitCunt, Jan Moir!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# No really, thank you!
Twat
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# From the Wiki page:
"Nestlé also disassociated themselves with the article, saying Moir's words contradicted the company's values of "mutual respect and tolerance, regardless of culture, religion or nationality""

That's a bit fucking rich!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:45, archived)

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