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[challenge entry] He'll get the Post Office running smoothly, just like Iraq
grin and bear it
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Prime Comissioner sounds terrifyingly orwellian.
TJ: Made a little profile button you are free to use if you are one of the 50% of b3tans this now applies to. Saw Scaryduck a few weeks after my second mention and realised there was a niche :D

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I dont think the metro have pinched any of mine
but the Sun has
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Where do they publish them?
Online or only in print?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 19:11, archived)
# And yet he was still somehow less embarrasing than Brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:00, archived)
# brown's only embarrasing to the people of kirkcaldy
he's a mixture of a liability and a bloody nuisance to the rest of us
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:29, archived)
# :D
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(herman:D, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)
# has anyone seen my flaming shithammer?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)
# *points*
I think you left it over on the Welsh Dresser.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:16, archived)
# thanks
*smashes Nick Griffin repeatedly in the face until his eyes are mushy pulp and his nose is round the back of his head*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Highly effective use of the Flaming Shithammer, if I may say.
10/10
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:19, archived)
# that's just the whore's duvet
for the main course I ram it up his arse and fuck him like a bitch.

I really need to go home.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)
# hehe...
I'm sensing that...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Charlotte Church
being the Welsh undresser?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:19, archived)
#
*tumbleweeds*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Oh oh weeeee
are the...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Yes
It's a nice green colour.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:17, archived)
# no, that's my phlegmhammer
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Well you should learn to swallow better!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the boys.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)
# You have to ask?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:22, archived)
# OK, fair point.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Not worth it's own thread...(excuse my rage)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:31, archived)
# I think it is
But I'm off to the land of nod:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:38, archived)
# ah, visions of sugarplums and all that!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Haunting !
▓░▓
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Christmas is no longer for one special day...
...now it's a dreadful weary 3-month long marathon of commercial bombardment...*UGGH!*D:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I am sick of his face
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:24, archived)
# is there anything that can't be improved with a little starwars
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:04, archived)
# nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)
# This takes me back...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)
# This is nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 20:27, archived)
# ho odd I have just been looking at old oil paintings to do just that
you've save me time and done it better.

Woo This!
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Great minds and all that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Not much..
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Oh that is epic.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Su-fucking-perb! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Fantabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:59, archived)
# cool.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Just get in someone who can do the fucking job.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# BOOBIES!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)
# ASS-BURGERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)
# CUNTHOLES
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# CLUNGEDRIPPINGS
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)
# FUCKBUTTONS
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)
# No, Ass-Burgers!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jkBOU9etRA
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Special delivery?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Yay Postman Mong & his black & white spong
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] hull!!!
not worth its own thread:

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Byeeeeeeeee!
I move retarded policeman :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Getting a little ahead of himself . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)
# to all:

:)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Fireworks time of year is the best time of year
With all the flaming torches and costumes and drums and throwing fireworks at the pope and burning effigies and massive fireworks
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
# don't forget the fireworks
and the sparklers and the massive fireworks
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Fuck off with the sparklers
We throw bloody great rook scarers at the pope
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:42, archived)
# do i spy burning crosses
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:05, archived)
# HA!
I like it where he gets hit right in the back of the head in the first 5 seconds :D
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:26, archived)
# this is a bit like when the locals found out I was a satanist
but with less pope
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Sparkling !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# So thats where the milky way cums from
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Well, well, well...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:30, archived)
# hahaFUCK!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
# nice - but mighty disturbing
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
# hahaha, nicely!
and a fine afternoon to you, Duke
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Efternoon.
It has been a while.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:34, archived)
# *Faints*
I thought you were gone forever, it's been so long.
Are you braw?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I'm nae bad.
yerself?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Same here
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Ah, even in the land of the undead
there is still time for a bit of percy pepper.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Gazuntheit . . . ready to eat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Shit. That is disturbing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Heheh
I knew this was you
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Frankly
I find this less disturbing than the reality
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)
# That made my eyes go funny
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Duke!
nicely sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:49, archived)
# ..ah he really should go easy on the ketamine
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:53, archived)
# woah
the prunes has returned? Where have you been hiding?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:43, archived)
# hahaha >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] sod the post - all we need is brian
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)
# everything needs more Brian
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# MAAAAAAIL'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:28, archived)
# MAAAAAAIL'S ARRIIIIIIIIIIIIIVED!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Now you're just being silly!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:08, archived)
# :D MESSAGE!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:31, archived)
# His face rings a bell !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Desperate times...
(izal, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Ha!
This made me proper lol :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:30, archived)
# That's putting a rush on special delivery !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Vote Griffin!
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)
# pffft
Bloody Centaurs, coming over here..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)
# lol wtf
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)
# great pic
you do need to keep it below 100 k though :-) - friendly tip
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Sorry...have just checked and it's about 30 k over.
Shall I amend?
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# It's the decent thing to do. You can only habitually break that rule when you've been here for at least three years.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Done!
(Well, 102. Spare me a 2k, guv)
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I forgive you.
Now - must go, I've got images to right click properties check file size.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# It's a living.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Make some 401K fail animations while you're at it
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)
# no probs!!
great pic - did you draw / paint the griffin?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:42, archived)
# splitters!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Hahaha! Lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# durka durb!
(gtfomh, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# ahahaha
"Racist."
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Very good
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)
# ..love the comic pause in frame 4...
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:28, archived)
# ..feck cant even count...ignore me
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
# *ignores*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:34, archived)
# nick griffin for the win... :(
lol racism :(

woo to the pic!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Splendid work
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:47, archived)
# it always looks nice when the moon is out at night
Wait that's no moon



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(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# ooh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Tis a thing of loveliness
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# applauds
clickity
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Depth of field and multiple light sources on a Jeepy sketchy thingy.


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I think it works as an effect
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Jeepers creepers . . . that looks like fun !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:12, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Very good indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# newsletter done, always makes me want to have a drink
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue402/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Cheers Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
# well done sir
why don't you have a drink then?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
# kids coming back in an hour or so
gotta wait until they're in bed
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# send them to bed straight away
4:30 is perfectly late enough on a Friday I think
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I don't drink till after 5 pm
however, it's always after 5 pm someplace...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:50, archived)
# oh just in time..ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# redbull.....
.....REDBULL!!!!!

*drinks more Redbull*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Thank you Ginger Fuhrer.
But I am still mad that the If America were still ruled by the British compo never featured in the newsletter ;)

Also, if you haven't read it, you should very much read In Cold Blood. My favourite true crime book ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)
# What's trope?
"Scaryduck has been collecting together photos
of this old newspaper trope"

Edit: and now there's TV Tropes? What is this trope?
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)
# my word of the week
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trope_%28literature%29
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Ooh it's a good word I like it
I shall put it on the same shelf as Pleonasm, that's a quality word shelf right there
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)
# must we do everything for you?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)
# thanks Mr Robert!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I do like newsletters.
(I helped save b3ta! PoshMurder <goat head>, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 3:22, archived)
# so jelly london, had a halloween monsters blockhead competition and my entry didn't win


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my second entry of nick griffin fared no better... :(

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I don't want to scare anyone but I think I might have man flu.
Certainly a man cold, but it has the signs of man flu. If anyone has replied to my posts recently I suggest you get yourselves tested.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I am just recovering from Man Flu.
Fucking M3N1 strain :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I did get myself tested and my IQ is still 20/20 . . .
feel better . . . thimk better . . . soon . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Surely only pigs can get Man Flu
you have Swine Flu or you might have the 1800s strain Cad and Bounder Flu :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Read that as 'cat flu' and went awww.
EDIT: Now you changed it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Sorry I'm a terrible ninja editor
I should throw a smoke bomb or something...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
# YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND DUDE, YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT BITS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfNhexa67ss
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)
# haha it's funny because it's true.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# ugh these flu bugs that are going around suck... I've not had flu for about four years, then this year I get it twice...
I've still got a cough from two weeks ago from the last lot.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I replied to one of your posts last night I think
Now I have weeping pustules on my penis :(
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
# then don't type on your keyboard with your dick then.
do you realise how much bacteria lives on your keyboard?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
# not half as much that lives on my dick
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:00, archived)
# You'll get the burny forehead and the furry palms next
I'm so sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Dammit it was so much fun
It was worth every trip to the clinic
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Link to your Nick Griffin one?
I feel like making a lot of mini bonfires for Guy Fawkes night....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
# sorry rushing out of the office
but search jelly london blog and they are all linked from there!!!!
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# even Nedrie wouldn't be stupid enough to mess with the cat fences...


edit - anyone wanna team up with me for the collaboration day challenge?

billy no mates
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
I dunno he let the ducklings out.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant

life found a way
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Hahaha! I love your duckies!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# *SHOOO!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Great stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
# hahaha awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Sweet revenge....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Mwahahaha
Poor Kirk, what will he get up to next...
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Don't worry...those women are passive.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# hahaha
serves... him... right... the bastard! (said in Kirk fashion)


(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Look who's gonna get fingered now . . . mister smarty no pants !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
That should teach him
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Chain mail

I'm sure someone else will have already done this.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Hahaha! Nice.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I shall pass this on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# i read'"I shall piss on this!"...
...oh man, i need more rest... :(-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
# arf! can I be at the end of the chain so I don't have to do anything?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# It's that sort of attitude that got us into the mess we're in now!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# \o/
can I go on strike now?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I have been on strike since 11 this morning.
So far I don't think anyone's noticed :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
# stealth withdrawal of labour is the best form of strike action
do you have bin on your desk burning some wood to keep you warm?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)
# haha
that'll do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# bar talk
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# CLLIRISHP?
I don't get it.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# crill irish pudding, the special of the day
*but its a K for krill*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Gay plot twist.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Ginks are on the house !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] prollybindun...
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# *Employs a rather rickety Fokker Triplane*
in an effort to catch said Pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# There's no stopping the spotting !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# "Mandy Pandy's coming to play
tra la la la laa laa"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Cough up the post !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)
# is his name frank?
lol
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)
# He'll be frank for you . . . if you'll be ernest with him . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# just don't call me shirley
etc
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I ben thinking about it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Is that postal Flemish?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# It helps keep the stamps moist !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# haha lovin the style mr valin
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# He started out as a wooden post . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# he's a nail file
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Cute tickle nubber !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# It's spreading . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Ultra Mega Super War
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Hehe I love it
(including the cock-splosion)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Awesome.
Poor bot-bot's head go BOOM.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Yeah...wasn't that cool?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# This is somewhat amazing
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# This reminds me of 80s duvet covers
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# ^THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# ^THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
#
www.neoncola.co.uk/pics/bunnyhatblue.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)
# BUN-BUN HAT! (blue)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)
# It has to be blueeee
It has to be blueeeee. Because I like blue
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Looks like an action packed win win situation !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I'm not sure which side I'm on.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Regardless . . . I'm with you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Great!...I have a flu, so I can use biological weapons on them...*COFF!COFF!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Sneezem to smithereens !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)
# fantastic work! *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Should I animate it?.............*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Great Idea
Post it back on this thread, in, erm, 5 mins :)
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# here it is!(now it's a one-man war...much easier)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Wooo Yay :)
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# good god sir that is immense
woo to you I say :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
#
It's one of those images you can look at for ages...
(Headsbollockskuntz, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
# needs more explosions
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Those Doobers with their Tinkers...and Zembots with their Blinkers...
...even the Frumboofers are setting off their Zumfinkers... the noise, NOISE, NOISE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# i LOVE this!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# oh...you're like a nice warm sock fresh from the dryer...*ahh*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# hehe
*comforts*
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Crikey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)

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