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# OH FUCK! THE OBRIEN COWBOY IS ON THE LOoSE!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:22, archived)
# He needs to skip more
O'Brien used to skip every where.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Not when he was on rape missions.....
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:26, archived)
# this will haunt me
nite all, sleepy zz tiem
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:25, archived)
# I LIKE YOUR COCKTRAILER!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:26, archived)
# YEEE-HAAAWW!!!
g'night all, i am off for sleeps
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Night Smash!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:26, archived)
# That be a fightin' dance.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Yeah,
well he will kick your ass! ;)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:35, archived)
# hahahahahhahaha
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:51, archived)
# Meanwhile, in China

(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:13, archived)
# I ORDERED COCK!
FINALLY! IT'S ARRIVED!
*fires knickers across the room by the elastic*
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:16, archived)
# now this is a jumbo cock, try not to set it off all at once
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:17, archived)
# i'll try, but i promise NOTHING
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)
# remember, if you ride it like a space hopper injuries are possible
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)
# i'm well aware of this
i hate to see a grown man cry ;)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:21, archived)
# haha, bet you would :D
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Why did the condom fly across the room?
because it was pissed off
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)
# :o
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Totally just stole a couple of lolipops from the h'ween stash downstairs
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:17, archived)
# tha'wee'nstash!!!
get me some too
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:18, archived)
# i have many sweets in my stash
individual bags of fizzy gummy worms ond bears, a huge bag of lollipops and a large amount of milky way-type chocolate bars.
the temptation is very strong.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:20, archived)
# That's a load of cock!
Woo!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:18, archived)
# it's a trolleyload of cock!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:18, archived)
# It's a truckin' load of cock
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)
# we got ourselves a cock..voy.....
10-4
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Anyone remember BJ and the Bear?
There was plenty bear, but no fuckin' BJ's!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:21, archived)
# sorry human, I do not
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:22, archived)
# "Breaker 1-9 this is the rubber duck"
Convoy... They should make more movies out of country songs
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:43, archived)
# It is, indeed, a very big cock.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Of course, it could be a midget
A really small midget and a tiny train and just a normal sized cock.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:20, archived)
# it could be a scale representation
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Of a big cock?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:22, archived)
# It is clearly the cock of the Gaint Gozlamen, removed by his arch rivel B'lennos
after their legendary battle at Krikenin.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Richard O'Brien's Floating Head will never let you leave the AZTEC ZONE!
For Mu less than 3!

(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:58, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
richard o brian was as cool as fuck, the contestants would always look like cunts.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:59, archived)
# I am currently working on the sequel.
MEDIEVAL ZONE!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:00, archived)
# DO IT NOW!
i'm going to bed in half an hour and medieval zone is my favourite!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:02, archived)
# When I say currently working on it,
I mean just thought of it. I will do it in the morning.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:03, archived)
# bugger
i'll just have to wait, i suppose
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:05, archived)
# I'm sorry.
I have had flu this week and still feel like shit. Just doing that made my upper lip bleed.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:08, archived)
# pah! manflu!
i cut a chunk out of my leg shaving earlier, i just stuck a plaster on it!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:15, archived)
# nooo aztec zone was the best
they'd always make complete arses of themselves falling in the water or failing to do something simple like climb something. Stupid future zone was the worst. Most of the games there were shit and samey and they never got anything in there except lockins. :D

medieval was ok I suppose but they'd often cop out with some shit games
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:10, archived)
# i love everything medieval
i can't help it
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:14, archived)
# He's peering into my very soul... it's tingley.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:01, archived)
# I knew you'd like it <3
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:01, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:02, archived)
# i like this
he looks like a sexy kojack
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Who loves ya mumsy!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:03, archived)
# heheheh
needs more lollipop, preferably one of those ones that's fizzy inside
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Crystal Maze is just a rich mans Adventure Game
Bring back Uncle the Aspidistra.

Arg.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:06, archived)
# What the fuck is adventure game?
Why do you keep failing so much on hit tv shows :(
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Scrapheap Challenge is just a rich mans Great Egg Race
Prof Heinz Wolf.

Dead or alive?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:08, archived)
# fucking hell
someone as old as me, up this time of night.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:11, archived)
# There was an episode once
Where the contestents built a monkey tail and Heinz Wolf kept shouting at them so show arousal with it. Fucking weird.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Oi newbie!
I am the only one who is allowed to describe episodes!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:27, archived)
# the adventure game was ace
:)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:10, archived)
# his head will spit out puzzles and make their brians hot
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:14, archived)
# X-games is just a rich mans Kick Start
Peter Purvis.

Dead or alive?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Woo
I loved the Aztec zone
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Meh,
Ocean ZOne FTW!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Add jism as you see fit
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:52, archived)
# 4 sooshee
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:44, archived)
# ignorant !!!
check your Gaz's
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:45, archived)
# ^-^ check my profile.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:49, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:52, archived)
# this is too good
he doesn't deserve it
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:48, archived)
# It's alright, I got a new rainbow dinosaur pose from it.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:55, archived)
# well, that's alright, then
and it's always good to see cheers characters being injured
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:56, archived)
# I love you Mu :D
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:49, archived)
# <3
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:50, archived)
# But now there's a hole in my touchpad.
:(
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:50, archived)
# I made you a pic up there.
I know you love The Crystal Maze!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:58, archived)
# :D
*glee*
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Well played.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:52, archived)
# WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:54, archived)
# because cliff reads out your mail in the bar
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:57, archived)
# gay shift needs more gayshiftage!

(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# this is causing me massive confusion and arousal
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# it's making me crave a french stick
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)
# i used to love the french sticks from asda
that were full of prawn mayonnaise and a bit of salad
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# That was a fucking great episode of the hit show The Cyrstal Maze!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha
You fucking loon
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# haha, that was when they tried to make a cup of tea
and they got electrocuted because a teacup got stuck up their arse
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
# that was the episode where they started the fans
and all the gold and silver things blew up in the air and they tried to catch them, but they got too many silver things and won shitty crystals instead of a weekend hang-gliding on the gower peninsula, wasn't it?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)
# HA HA HA HA! I fucking loved that show!
It was really bad in that episode when Tedpole Tudor took over though.

Do you remember that episode when they were in the Aztec zone and they were like, Physical challenge, and then Richard O'Brien chucked them in a room and Mumsy was there and the dude, who I think may or may not have grown up to be Ian McShane or Morgan Freeman from Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, I can never tell them two apart, had to throw ping pong balls at her head until she ot a concussion? I remember that he managed it, but when they got to the CRYSTAL DOME it all went wrong. They got 137 Gold tokens, but they also got 137 Silver tokens. It totally sucked for Ian McShane, or Morgan Freeman from Robin Hood Prince of Thieves.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# haahaha
ALL OF THE WRONG!!!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# oh my, I've only just started
:)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)
# is this shopped?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# it's a photo of a friendly neighbourhood trainsvestite
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)
# I thought so
may be a little over-exposed tho. Lighting is good!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# This is reminiscent of Dr. Fun
ehh, sorta :P
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# :D
haha
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# This is all of the ace
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# hahaha yay!
:D
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Well - it shifted
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
# gotta keep up/down the standards
:)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# hahaha fuckin hell
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
# based on a true story
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Cannon Fodder :"::":":"::":
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)
# once the cannon is fired, someone could lose an eye
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:35, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
fuck !

(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# hahahah
hahahahahahahah
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:35, archived)
# thank you discomeats
i laughed so much .....i did a sick
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:52, archived)
# hahaha excellent
:D
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:23, archived)
# Got to watch out for those feisty ones.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:40, archived)
# I just switched page whilst this was loading
You cannot imagine the shock I got when I rolled the mouse over the page and got the preview image of this
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:28, archived)
# oh my, I can imagine it
and the shock too!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Trick or treat?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:39, archived)
# first one, then the other
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:40, archived)
# hooray for penis's
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:46, archived)
# hahaha fuck!
:D
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:51, archived)
# for the main man mu

now you iz ghetto init
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Do you remember that episode
of Fresh Prince of Bel Air when Will from Fresh Prince of Bel Air was spray painting a wall and a policeman came up and he pretended that he was using deodorant? That episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air was hilarious! Later on that episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air he totally got spun round a big black dudes head.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Yeah!!
You remember the one where jazzy jeff came in, said something slightly crudish or partially sexual about Hillary, then got chucked out of the mansion, via his collar and cuff.
I fuckin loved that one.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Do you remember
That episode of the Crosby Show where hid did a face like he had done a whoopsie and everything was alright?

Highest paid actor in America? Highest paid cunt more like.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# There was one episode of that
where a little black girl said something cute.

Also, Cosby. YOU FAIL AT HIT TV SHOWS!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Yeah, I do.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# i remember that
it was so .....fresh!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)
# daag..
oh! ...you have a little updog on your chin
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:16, archived)
# What's Updog?
LOL! BUGS BUNNY!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# *glee*
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Smashed
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:10, archived)
# i never touched him, i swear!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
# But . . . he wants you too !
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
# oh, alright then
*touches*
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:16, archived)
# here, smash this
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Play that harpmonica son !
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:16, archived)
# thassa whore, Monica
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# I like this.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Treat's on you . . . Whoop! Whoop!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Looks like an 8-ball having a nice polish
Woo
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Chances are . . . you could be right !
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm guessing someone else did this first? Can't be arsed to look.......
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Nsfw?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# I do not recognise this
episode of a hit show! No thank you.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Sam down.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
# YAY :D
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Did you miss that episode
of Bristolian disaster fest, casuality. Later on Queenie has a nasty accident with a chip fat fryer cooking up dinner for Sarah Fergusson.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# I said Hit Show! Casualty is not a Hit show!
Hit show's are shows like Friends!

Do you remember that episode of Friends where Phoebe from Friends is really kooky and Rachel from Friends is obsessed with clothes and Ross from Friends is obsessed with dinosaurs and Chandler from Friends makes jokes because he is insecure and Monica from Friends is obsessed with cleaning and Joey from Friends is thick and has sex with lots of women? No, I bet you don't. Do you know why? Because clearly you waste your time watching non hit shows like Casualty!

Oh, also, there was this one episode where Marcel from Friends, WHO WAS A MONKEY BY THE WAY, made the TV go completely Spanish and everything! AND there was an episode when he was in a film with Jean Claude Van Damme from Friends. And in that episode even Julia Roberts from Friends was only a production assistant!

I bet that Jean Claude Van Damme from Friends has never been in Casualty, or Julia Roberts from Friends. Or a monkey.

I bet Casualty hasn't even had anyone from a hit show like The Golden Girls in it.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Casuality qualifies on all fronts as a hit show
1. It has spin offs.
2. People die in implausible ways.
3. It has mystery extras that die and then come back later on as a different person.
4. It has a character who really is gay, but pretends not to be.
5. Ran out of ideas at the point.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# You are wrong on so many levels.
And Charlie is not gay!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:07, archived)
# oh dear
*hides*
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Just seen your sig,
is that ad shopped?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# i have no idea
but his gums are bigger than his teeth, and his teeth are BIG
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:08, archived)
[challenge entry] We'll rue the day.....
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# gir is a postbox?
"i saw a squirrel! he was doing like this!"
*makes nut nibbling motions*
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Special delivery


(Looks like it could be bad news. Better sit down and have a choccy)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# and all because the lady loves dirty cock
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)
# LOLS!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Bindun, but not as epic as yours! Woo! *clicks*
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love UPS
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That episode of Dr Strangelove was great!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# JUST FOR YOU!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# NO MAN! THIS IS NOT THE PICTURE I WANT DRAWN!
Will you draw the picture I tell you to or not? It will not involve dinosaurs!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# bollocks! everything should have dinosaurs in it!
stop bitching and get what you're given!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# OK,
I shall concede one dinosaur.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# you'll concede the fucking lot and like it!
you're hankering for a spankering, boyo
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# No wait.
That is.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# it puts the lotion on its skin
or else it gets arse-raped again
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# That episode of Silence of the Lambs
wasn't hilarious at all!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
# c'mon, precious
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
# I can smell your cunt!
Which reminds me, I need to go to Billingsgate tomorrow! LOL!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# damn!
i just had a shower, too
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Did you shower in the brine of a million Tuna tins?
*hopes for that to be his quote*
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# no, but i did douse myself liberally in eau de pilchard
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# No I won't :(
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)
# don't make me have to hurt you
in a sexy way
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
# I drew him Cheers in dinosaur format just for him, Smash :'(
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# it's not your fault, my little love
he's just spoilt
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Now THAT'S
the sort of woman I need.
Ruflruflrufl
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# are you that eager to be sexed to death amd mentally tortured?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# You're making this sound better and better.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
# you're a naughty boy
you need punishing
*digs out pvc gear and special toys*
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# And I thought a night in on a Friday would be boring!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# i can bore you if you want
i have the tools for it
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# This is really awesome or really bad.
You decide!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# well, it's putting me in a rampant mood
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# I'll fetch the rope...
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:11, archived)
# don't worry, i've got plenty
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# D: FINE!
But please bare in mind that I only have a laptop touchpad to draw it with.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# OK, well here goes.
I want you to draw a picture of Sam from Cheers headbutting a brick wall with his giant forehead and breaking it whilst Norm from Cheers uses Carla from Cheers head as a rigby ball. There shall be one dinosaur in the background. He shall be sitting in Norms chair at Cheers as Norm is busy playing sports, as previously described. You may include Diane from Cheers and Cliff from Cheers if you like, but you must NOT under any circumstance include Paul from Cheers as he is evil.

Oh also, Coach from Cheers should totally be on the phone in Cheers.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Ok.
But I'll have to look up who all those people are.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# OK.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# This contains an intact brick wall.
The dinosaur is not sitting in Norms chair. Also, I can not see Coach from Cheers on the phone. This is also not drawn. Finally, you have clearly made Carla from Cheers head a football, or soccer ball if you will, and not a rugby ball.

2/10 for effort.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Oh, for fucks sakes man. What do you want.
WHAT DO YOU WANT??
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
# The Brick wall is still in tact,
and it is not drawn yet.

4/10 for effort.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)
# ahh, jolly good, you've lost the plot
belk squak plunger gob munt peanut plastic bong wood snot graph balsamic aeroboard twat binge goat fred tubnut broken trumpet losegne throat pump bleat gong midget chaos alberquerque format polish frond leg bike sandal magnet smile thrush russet banjo cardiogram tower brick sponge apple grease harpic lung guts bike rampant tree boat stop.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA! THat was the best episode
of Fresh Prince of Bel Air ever!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# hahaha yeah! like he was trying to impress his girlfriend
and like there was an earthquake and he was like "da ert moved!" and he's all scared and she's like "uh, wuss" ahahaha that was the best episode ever
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:45, archived)
# HA HA HA!
Yeah, that was a great episode. Do you remember that episode where Carlton danced really badly and then Will from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air's uncle was really fat and the butler, who was called Geoffrey from Fresh Prince of Bel Air was really English? That episode was hilarious. That was the episode where Ashley from Fresh Prince of Bel Air was really fit too! I think it may also have been the episode when DJ Jazzy Jeff from Fresh Prince of Bel Air was thrown out of the house, totally physically, by Will from Fresh Prince of Bel Air's Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince of Bel Air. LOL!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# haha, do you remember the episode where carlton thought that will had killed someone
and was all "OH MY GOD WILL OH MY GOD!" and started running around the house and the audience laughed and then he ran into the audience shouting "OH MY GOD WILL" and the audience laughed and he ran outside of the audience and around the building "OH MY GOD WILL" hahah best episode ever
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA!
That totally WAS the best episode ever! Do you remember that episode when Vyvyan suddenly looked completely different from all the episodes before and everyone was like, THAT'S NOT VYVYAN! but then Queen Latifah turned up and Will and her went for Pizza and he was like, ooooh! No, you're fat, I can't go out with you, but then they both did Walrus faces with straws and fell in love! That was a great episode! Nearly as great as the episode when Will from Fresh Prince of Bel Air went playing Pool with Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air in Aspen.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
# i like the thought of
midget chaos, a frog leg bike, broken trumpet lozenges and rampant trees.
especially rampant trees.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:45, archived)
# rampant bush throbbers
the lot of them!

*shakes a milk bottle at them*
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# now this gives me the fackin' horn!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# yeah!
HORNY TIEM!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# it's always horny tiem when i'm around!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
# alberquerque???
What the fuck's wrong with you?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Do you remember that episode of New Mexico when it turns out that it isn't really part of Mexico? That was funny! IT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE IT IS IN AMERICA, NOT MEXICO! LOL!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
# well, to put it bluntly,
I'm a fucking WRONGER

*strips off and smears own shit everywhere*

I GOT YOUR BARCLAYCARD RIGHT HERE BASTARDS!!


hahahahahahaha
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)
# hehe
I watched Stranglove for the first time last week, it was good really bloody marvelous.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# tis
a funny and depressing classic. Bit like me.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# no you're just depressing
;)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)
# mmmmmm
i'd like to feel that power between m'legs...
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# I stopped worrying and learned to love Slim Pickens
*but after he hit the ground, that all went south*
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# ???!!
Credit to my gf for the idea :D
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# haha
AKA the cock doctor
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# or the toilet attendant
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Do you remember that episode where JD and Turk and Carla and Elliot are all totally in The Wizard of Oz? The Janitor totally painted JD's shoes red so that he looked like Dorothy and he totally spent the whole episode trying to get home but his interns kept paging him with stupid questions. Why do doctors still use pagers?

Anyway, Turk was totally looking for a heart. It was just like that episode of The Wizard of Oz when the Tin Man was looking for a heart. It turns out that Turk had the heart all along cause the kid that died was a registered heart donor. It was just like The Wizard of Oz episode.

Then, Elliot was totally the Scarecrow from that one episode of Wizard of Oz when the scarecrow was looking for a brain. She couldn't remember all this medical stuff she needed to know, so she kept cheating by writing about Pericarditis and everything on blinds and tissues and shit. Turns out at the end that she always had the brain. Just like in that episode of The Wizard of Oz.

Then there was that bit where Carla was trying to find the courage, which was just like the Lion in that episode of Wizard of Oz. Turns out she had it all along.

That was hilarious!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)
# What the fuck is with all the essays?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# I think I might be broken :(
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# you need to watch more 4 music channel
they have 'totally wednesdays'
fact
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# What day is it on?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# not sure but it sounds totally amazing
I advise you do further investigations into this matter.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Do they play any kenny Loggins?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)
# It's just that my locomotive is going trick-or-treating after work
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Lizard Train, chuffing down the railroad track.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
# LizardRail is the future.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
# This picture does not contain any reference to Cheers.
Therefore, it is not relevant to my interests.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)
# you dont recall Woody dressing up as a locomotive dressed as a lizard?
That was a riot. You see, people just don't do that sort of thing.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)
# That never happened. You must have dreamed it.
In fact, you have upset me so much you have reminded me of this;

There was that one time that David Angell, who produced all of that Episode where Frasier moved to Seattle to work at a radio station, and his dad had totally just been shot in the leg so he moved in with Frasier, and Frasier was like, you can't bring your dog Eddie, who was called Moose really, with you! I don't want to live with a dog! And then he totally brought the dog. Then he totally brought this ugly chair too, and Frasier was like, Man! That's an ugly chair! You can't bring your ugly chair! And his dad, who was called Martin in that episode by the way, was like, I'm totally bringing my ugly chair. And he did. It was hilarious!

Then this English woman, who was the same woman who played the girlfriend of a dude who it turns out wasn't the murderer on Murder she Wrote when it was that episode set in England, turned up to be Martin's physiotherapist. Frasier was like, no, and Martin was all like, yeah! And guess what? Martin won! LOL! So anyway, they hired this Englishwoman.

Then, this dude with a really expensive Armani suit turned up, and he had really floppy blond hair. Well he turned up and it turns out his name is Niles, and he is Frasier's brother, and Martin's other son. Well he is married to a woman called Maris. But don't worry, you never see her because she is so thin. Apart from that one episode later on when she gets really fat. But you still don't see her then, because she is already divorced from Niles. That's why she's fat. But anyway, he totally falls in love with Daphne.

Anyway, I digress. You remind me of that time that David Angell died in 9/11 :(
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I loved cheers.
But, did you know that the concept for Cheers was the end result of a long consideration process. The original idea was a group of workers who interacted like a family, hoping to be similar to The Mary Tyler Moore Show. They considered making an American version of the British Fawlty Towers centered around a hotel or an inn. When the creators settled on a bar as their setting the show began to resemble the radio show Duffy's Tavern. They liked the idea of a tavern as it provided a continuous stream of new people arriving, giving them a constant supply of characters.

After choosing a plot, the three had to choose a location. Early discussions centered around Barstow, California, then Kansas City, Missouri. They eventually turned to the East Coast and Boston. The Bull & Finch Pub in Boston that Cheers was styled after was originally chosen from a phone book. When Glen Charles asked the owner to shoot initial exterior and interior shots the owner agreed, charging $1. He has since gone on to make millions, licensing the pub's image and selling a variety of Cheers memorabilia, making the Bull & Finch the 42nd busiest outlet in the American food and beverage industry in 1997. During the casting of Shelley Long (who was in Boston at the time filming A Small Circle of Friends), Long remarked that the bar in the script resembled a bar she had come upon in Boston, which turned out to be the Bull & Finch
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha! Yeah, I remember that episode!
That was the one where Woody got married to Kelly and it was well funny! :D
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# That's the fucker!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Oh Hai Wikipedia :(
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Sorry sushi.
Just trying to keep up with your essays :0
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Well you should know more about
episodes of hit shows then, shouldn't you! Don't blame me just because I am so much more awesome than you! :D
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Nice bug catcher up front !
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# bug catcher/cow licker
(for those who like that sort of thing)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Mr Lizard
My TV has got lizards on it
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# we must monitor this new mode of lizard transport
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Happy Halloween!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# If one of those came a-knocking at my door
I'd give him ALL my leaves.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# This is all kinds of awesome.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# This is ace and everything.
but there were never any multicoloured dinosaurs in Cheers!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Sorry Whoop :(
I'll try harder next time.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)
# You better!
Is cockweasle still around?

OI! COCKWEORDE! Are you around? I want you to draw me a picture!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
# That poor dino, he got carved up and shit :(
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
# He hasn't even noticed.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Poor guy :(
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)
# It's onto the good grass . . .
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# I LOVE THESE DINSOUARS GOING NOM NOM NOM
CLICK

:D
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheer up, Cliff
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Ha!
Do you remember that episode where Norm did deliver some mail for Cliff? It was hilarious, the consequences.

Also, do you remember that episode where Norm went round to paint Lilith and Frasier's house and he totally fell off the ladder and had to stay at Frasier and Lilith's and they ended up moving Cheers to Frasier and Liliths living room? I loved that episode.

Also, there was a really funny episode where Diane totally got stuck under the floor, in the ventilation system. LOL!
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# haha yea that show was killer
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Ha!
I loved that show when Diane and Sam pretended they didn't love each other. And that one where Cliff talked about Florida a lot. And that one where Norm walked in to the bar and everyone was totally like, "NOOOOORM!" and he totally said something funny when he sat down. Ha! And that one where Coach was really thick. And that one, when Coach stayed back in Indiana when he was visiting his daughter, and then Woody was really thick. Or when Carla was really mean to Diane? That was a fucking hilarious episode!

I wasn't that fond of that episode with the lady from Look Who's Talking Too in it though.
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# get a grip on yerself, lad :p
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# I remember one episode too,
where they tried to make people care about Paul's character. That didn't work.
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Fat speccy drew carey wannabe!
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Noo I want to hear more of the Cheers escapades from Sush's rantings
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Well there was one episode,
where it was soon after Frasier turned up and stuff, and he was trying to get on with everyone, but they all totally hated him because he was all stuck up and shit, and thought he was better than everyone. So they said they were going hunting, and Frasier was totally like, "OH MAN! I WANNA GO HUNTING WITH YOU!" So they all went off hunting, and then everyone left and a couple of hours later, everyone totally came back but without Frasier. And Diane was like, "Where's Frasier?" and they were all like, "Oh, he's still hunting for Snipes" and Diane was like, "OK then"

It was funny because there is no such thing as a Snipe and they played what it known as a "prank" on Frasier. That was hilarious!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# *Switches off the telly*
It's better coming from you :)
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
# yea, tv doesn't come with all the de-RISing
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Awwww, thanks, if you want another show described to you, just say,
but for now, here is my 12th favourite Cheers episode in detail.

Do you remember the episode that was set on Hallowe'en and Cliff was wearing a mask and ended up dancing with this woman, who was also wearing a mask, and they totally agreed to meet up the day after, but Cliff get really shy and all that and didn't turn up at the bar because he thought that she wouldn't turn up and he didn't want to be embarassed, because no-one believed him that she was real or anything so he stayed away from the bar. But then he totally walked in late on in the night and she wasn't there. But then she totally turned up and she said that she thought that Cliff wasn't going to turn up, so she didn't turn up. It was quite emotional. Then Cliff decided to not go out with her, and he said something that was really funny. I can't remember what it was he said exactly, but I remember being confused because it was funny and everything, but most of the funny things that Cliff says are about his mum, or Florida, or facts. This funny thing wasn't about any of those.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Geddit?

Sorry.
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I don't, no.
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# The image in the post was for a compo a few weeks ago
and it's in a letter, something to do with the postal strike :( The programme
.
*considers deleting post*
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Ah ok.
I get it now.

LOL!

;)
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# I didn't get it either
too clever for your own good :)
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# stephen fry is a manic depressive who takes prozac. LOL!
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# ROFFLE!
How do Dylan?
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# I'm fine Chico!
donning my devil mask for a pre-halloween bash. some children just knocked on my window asking for candy and i told them (lightheartedly of course) that i didn't have any, plus they're a day too early. they continued to demand, so i closed the door and turned the light off. to this very minute they're still knocking...
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Ha!
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I got chicken
Not a kebab.
3 quid for chips, chicken burger (with cheese), and 3 chicken strips.
Fucking fantastic
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Sorry :(
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Fuck yes!
At the bottom of my road, at the local chicken place, they do 8 chicken wings and chips for £1.50. WIN!
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# I got what I got just now last time for 1.60
as the staff there are a bit retarded.
I gave them a tenner, and they gave me 3.40 change, so I said I gave you a tenner mate, and he gave me a fiver aswell, so lots of chicken for not much money :D
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:57, archived)
# HE'S GAY?!?!??!
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# HE HAS A FUNNY NOSE!!!!
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# How does it smell?
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Ask him on twitter.
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Dear Mr Fry,
Does your nose, which resembles a mutant strawberry, smell like a sweaty scrotum?

Love,
Peoples of the internet.
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# @stephenfry
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# I don't have a twitter account.
No one is every too keen to hear what I have to say, so I doubt many people will care to read it summarised to 128 words.
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# You should try it
I'm following loads of Photoshop and AfterEffects people get some cool tips and tutorials from them and you can Tweet only when you want to and have something to say.

Also Google and Download TweetDeck makes Tweeting far easier.
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Easier?
It isn't exactly hard as it is is it?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)
# like a sweaty scrotum...
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# You didn't say "awful"
:-|
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# i have said awful many times in the past.
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# compulsive liar postman?
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Just in case they're out
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:20, archived)
# "Catch the Pigeon, Catch the Pigeon, Catch that Pigeon now!"
god that makes me feel old :D
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:22, archived)
# same here.
the kids don't get it these days, the old toons are defintly the best.
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Absolutely, getting up early on a Saturday morning to watch Banana Splits
unbeatable!
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Tra la laa
tra la laa
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:29, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:29, archived)
# *dances*
TRA LA LAA, TRA LA LAA LAA
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:32, archived)
# My mates dad was bingo!
I loved finding that out!
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Really?
that must have been so cool to know one of the Banana Splits - I always wanted a ride in their buggy :D
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Yep
Though I never met him, he'd moved to England then without his dad. He actually never knew they were famous until the repeats on Big Breakfast, he thought it was just an embarrassing thing his dad did on local cable!
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:34, archived)
# If it makes you feel any younger,
I'm 16 and getting all these references, they're not that old.
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:37, archived)
# well your in the age where it may or may not be relevant though
whereas my 10 year old son just came in asking what the hell is that crap i'm messing with.
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:38, archived)
# If he said those exact words then he sounds great :)
What was that show with the two men who lived in what looked like some sort of broadcasting tower in the north?
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:41, archived)
# i can't wait to set him up an account on here (even if the missus walks for it)
his attitude will fit here well.

i'm trying to think of it and i'm totally blank. *nuts*
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I saw them when they were new :(
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:38, archived)
# haha I loved that cartoon when I was a kid
I must have been pretty young at the time I guess, so it doesn't make me feel too old.
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Drat! :)
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:34, archived)
# haha
the Mutley snigger was hilarious.
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I like how you try and copyright someone elses well known characters

that's the amusing bit
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:38, archived)
# well i'm only copyrighting the idea
not the original work. (but i did pay for the source image)
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:40, archived)
# hahahaha yea good luck with that
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:41, archived)

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