
FINALLY! IT'S ARRIVED!
*fires knickers across the room by the elastic*
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*fires knickers across the room by the elastic*


because it was pissed off
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individual bags of fizzy gummy worms ond bears, a huge bag of lollipops and a large amount of milky way-type chocolate bars.
the temptation is very strong.
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the temptation is very strong.

There was plenty bear, but no fuckin' BJ's!
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Convoy... They should make more movies out of country songs
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A really small midget and a tiny train and just a normal sized cock.
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after their legendary battle at Krikenin.
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For Mu less than 3!

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richard o brian was as cool as fuck, the contestants would always look like cunts.
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i'm going to bed in half an hour and medieval zone is my favourite!
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I mean just thought of it. I will do it in the morning.
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I have had flu this week and still feel like shit. Just doing that made my upper lip bleed.
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i cut a chunk out of my leg shaving earlier, i just stuck a plaster on it!
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they'd always make complete arses of themselves falling in the water or failing to do something simple like climb something. Stupid future zone was the worst. Most of the games there were shit and samey and they never got anything in there except lockins. :D
medieval was ok I suppose but they'd often cop out with some shit games
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medieval was ok I suppose but they'd often cop out with some shit games

needs more lollipop, preferably one of those ones that's fizzy inside
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Bring back Uncle the Aspidistra.
Arg.
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Arg.

Why do you keep failing so much on hit tv shows :(
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Prof Heinz Wolf.
Dead or alive?
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Dead or alive?

Where the contestents built a monkey tail and Heinz Wolf kept shouting at them so show arousal with it. Fucking weird.
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I am the only one who is allowed to describe episodes!
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Peter Purvis.
Dead or alive?
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Dead or alive?

and it's always good to see cheers characters being injured
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that were full of prawn mayonnaise and a bit of salad
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and they got electrocuted because a teacup got stuck up their arse
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and all the gold and silver things blew up in the air and they tried to catch them, but they got too many silver things and won shitty crystals instead of a weekend hang-gliding on the gower peninsula, wasn't it?
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It was really bad in that episode when Tedpole Tudor took over though.
Do you remember that episode when they were in the Aztec zone and they were like, Physical challenge, and then Richard O'Brien chucked them in a room and Mumsy was there and the dude, who I think may or may not have grown up to be Ian McShane or Morgan Freeman from Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, I can never tell them two apart, had to throw ping pong balls at her head until she ot a concussion? I remember that he managed it, but when they got to the CRYSTAL DOME it all went wrong. They got 137 Gold tokens, but they also got 137 Silver tokens. It totally sucked for Ian McShane, or Morgan Freeman from Robin Hood Prince of Thieves.
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Do you remember that episode when they were in the Aztec zone and they were like, Physical challenge, and then Richard O'Brien chucked them in a room and Mumsy was there and the dude, who I think may or may not have grown up to be Ian McShane or Morgan Freeman from Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, I can never tell them two apart, had to throw ping pong balls at her head until she ot a concussion? I remember that he managed it, but when they got to the CRYSTAL DOME it all went wrong. They got 137 Gold tokens, but they also got 137 Silver tokens. It totally sucked for Ian McShane, or Morgan Freeman from Robin Hood Prince of Thieves.

may be a little over-exposed tho. Lighting is good!
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You cannot imagine the shock I got when I rolled the mouse over the page and got the preview image of this
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of Fresh Prince of Bel Air when Will from Fresh Prince of Bel Air was spray painting a wall and a policeman came up and he pretended that he was using deodorant? That episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air was hilarious! Later on that episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air he totally got spun round a big black dudes head.
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You remember the one where jazzy jeff came in, said something slightly crudish or partially sexual about Hillary, then got chucked out of the mansion, via his collar and cuff.
I fuckin loved that one.
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I fuckin loved that one.

That episode of the Crosby Show where hid did a face like he had done a whoopsie and everything was alright?
Highest paid actor in America? Highest paid cunt more like.
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Highest paid actor in America? Highest paid cunt more like.

where a little black girl said something cute.
Also, Cosby. YOU FAIL AT HIT TV SHOWS!
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Also, Cosby. YOU FAIL AT HIT TV SHOWS!
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of Bristolian disaster fest, casuality. Later on Queenie has a nasty accident with a chip fat fryer cooking up dinner for Sarah Fergusson.
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Hit show's are shows like Friends!
Do you remember that episode of Friends where Phoebe from Friends is really kooky and Rachel from Friends is obsessed with clothes and Ross from Friends is obsessed with dinosaurs and Chandler from Friends makes jokes because he is insecure and Monica from Friends is obsessed with cleaning and Joey from Friends is thick and has sex with lots of women? No, I bet you don't. Do you know why? Because clearly you waste your time watching non hit shows like Casualty!
Oh, also, there was this one episode where Marcel from Friends, WHO WAS A MONKEY BY THE WAY, made the TV go completely Spanish and everything! AND there was an episode when he was in a film with Jean Claude Van Damme from Friends. And in that episode even Julia Roberts from Friends was only a production assistant!
I bet that Jean Claude Van Damme from Friends has never been in Casualty, or Julia Roberts from Friends. Or a monkey.
I bet Casualty hasn't even had anyone from a hit show like The Golden Girls in it.
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Do you remember that episode of Friends where Phoebe from Friends is really kooky and Rachel from Friends is obsessed with clothes and Ross from Friends is obsessed with dinosaurs and Chandler from Friends makes jokes because he is insecure and Monica from Friends is obsessed with cleaning and Joey from Friends is thick and has sex with lots of women? No, I bet you don't. Do you know why? Because clearly you waste your time watching non hit shows like Casualty!
Oh, also, there was this one episode where Marcel from Friends, WHO WAS A MONKEY BY THE WAY, made the TV go completely Spanish and everything! AND there was an episode when he was in a film with Jean Claude Van Damme from Friends. And in that episode even Julia Roberts from Friends was only a production assistant!
I bet that Jean Claude Van Damme from Friends has never been in Casualty, or Julia Roberts from Friends. Or a monkey.
I bet Casualty hasn't even had anyone from a hit show like The Golden Girls in it.

1. It has spin offs.
2. People die in implausible ways.
3. It has mystery extras that die and then come back later on as a different person.
4. It has a character who really is gay, but pretends not to be.
5. Ran out of ideas at the point.
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2. People die in implausible ways.
3. It has mystery extras that die and then come back later on as a different person.
4. It has a character who really is gay, but pretends not to be.
5. Ran out of ideas at the point.

but his gums are bigger than his teeth, and his teeth are BIG
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"i saw a squirrel! he was doing like this!"
*makes nut nibbling motions*
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*makes nut nibbling motions*

Will you draw the picture I tell you to or not? It will not involve dinosaurs!
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stop bitching and get what you're given!
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you're hankering for a spankering, boyo
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or else it gets arse-raped again
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Which reminds me, I need to go to Billingsgate tomorrow! LOL!
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*hopes for that to be his quote*
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you need punishing
*digs out pvc gear and special toys*
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*digs out pvc gear and special toys*

But please bare in mind that I only have a laptop touchpad to draw it with.
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I want you to draw a picture of Sam from Cheers headbutting a brick wall with his giant forehead and breaking it whilst Norm from Cheers uses Carla from Cheers head as a rigby ball. There shall be one dinosaur in the background. He shall be sitting in Norms chair at Cheers as Norm is busy playing sports, as previously described. You may include Diane from Cheers and Cliff from Cheers if you like, but you must NOT under any circumstance include Paul from Cheers as he is evil.
Oh also, Coach from Cheers should totally be on the phone in Cheers.
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Oh also, Coach from Cheers should totally be on the phone in Cheers.

The dinosaur is not sitting in Norms chair. Also, I can not see Coach from Cheers on the phone. This is also not drawn. Finally, you have clearly made Carla from Cheers head a football, or soccer ball if you will, and not a rugby ball.
2/10 for effort.
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2/10 for effort.

and it is not drawn yet.
4/10 for effort.
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4/10 for effort.

belk squak plunger gob munt peanut plastic bong wood snot graph balsamic aeroboard twat binge goat fred tubnut broken trumpet losegne throat pump bleat gong midget chaos alberquerque format polish frond leg bike sandal magnet smile thrush russet banjo cardiogram tower brick sponge apple grease harpic lung guts bike rampant tree boat stop.
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of Fresh Prince of Bel Air ever!
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and like there was an earthquake and he was like "da ert moved!" and he's all scared and she's like "uh, wuss" ahahaha that was the best episode ever
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Yeah, that was a great episode. Do you remember that episode where Carlton danced really badly and then Will from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air's uncle was really fat and the butler, who was called Geoffrey from Fresh Prince of Bel Air was really English? That episode was hilarious. That was the episode where Ashley from Fresh Prince of Bel Air was really fit too! I think it may also have been the episode when DJ Jazzy Jeff from Fresh Prince of Bel Air was thrown out of the house, totally physically, by Will from Fresh Prince of Bel Air's Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince of Bel Air. LOL!
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and was all "OH MY GOD WILL OH MY GOD!" and started running around the house and the audience laughed and then he ran into the audience shouting "OH MY GOD WILL" and the audience laughed and he ran outside of the audience and around the building "OH MY GOD WILL" hahah best episode ever
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That totally WAS the best episode ever! Do you remember that episode when Vyvyan suddenly looked completely different from all the episodes before and everyone was like, THAT'S NOT VYVYAN! but then Queen Latifah turned up and Will and her went for Pizza and he was like, ooooh! No, you're fat, I can't go out with you, but then they both did Walrus faces with straws and fell in love! That was a great episode! Nearly as great as the episode when Will from Fresh Prince of Bel Air went playing Pool with Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air in Aspen.
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midget chaos, a frog leg bike, broken trumpet lozenges and rampant trees.
especially rampant trees.
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especially rampant trees.

the lot of them!
*shakes a milk bottle at them*
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*shakes a milk bottle at them*

Do you remember that episode of New Mexico when it turns out that it isn't really part of Mexico? That was funny! IT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE IT IS IN AMERICA, NOT MEXICO! LOL!
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I'm a fucking WRONGER
*strips off and smears own shit everywhere*
I GOT YOUR BARCLAYCARD RIGHT HERE BASTARDS!!
hahahahahahaha
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*strips off and smears own shit everywhere*
I GOT YOUR BARCLAYCARD RIGHT HERE BASTARDS!!
hahahahahahaha

I watched Stranglove for the first time last week, it was good really bloody marvelous.
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*but after he hit the ground, that all went south*
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Do you remember that episode where JD and Turk and Carla and Elliot are all totally in The Wizard of Oz? The Janitor totally painted JD's shoes red so that he looked like Dorothy and he totally spent the whole episode trying to get home but his interns kept paging him with stupid questions. Why do doctors still use pagers?
Anyway, Turk was totally looking for a heart. It was just like that episode of The Wizard of Oz when the Tin Man was looking for a heart. It turns out that Turk had the heart all along cause the kid that died was a registered heart donor. It was just like The Wizard of Oz episode.
Then, Elliot was totally the Scarecrow from that one episode of Wizard of Oz when the scarecrow was looking for a brain. She couldn't remember all this medical stuff she needed to know, so she kept cheating by writing about Pericarditis and everything on blinds and tissues and shit. Turns out at the end that she always had the brain. Just like in that episode of The Wizard of Oz.
Then there was that bit where Carla was trying to find the courage, which was just like the Lion in that episode of Wizard of Oz. Turns out she had it all along.
That was hilarious!
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Anyway, Turk was totally looking for a heart. It was just like that episode of The Wizard of Oz when the Tin Man was looking for a heart. It turns out that Turk had the heart all along cause the kid that died was a registered heart donor. It was just like The Wizard of Oz episode.
Then, Elliot was totally the Scarecrow from that one episode of Wizard of Oz when the scarecrow was looking for a brain. She couldn't remember all this medical stuff she needed to know, so she kept cheating by writing about Pericarditis and everything on blinds and tissues and shit. Turns out at the end that she always had the brain. Just like in that episode of The Wizard of Oz.
Then there was that bit where Carla was trying to find the courage, which was just like the Lion in that episode of Wizard of Oz. Turns out she had it all along.
That was hilarious!

they have 'totally wednesdays'
fact
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fact

I advise you do further investigations into this matter.
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Therefore, it is not relevant to my interests.
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That was a riot. You see, people just don't do that sort of thing.
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In fact, you have upset me so much you have reminded me of this;
There was that one time that David Angell, who produced all of that Episode where Frasier moved to Seattle to work at a radio station, and his dad had totally just been shot in the leg so he moved in with Frasier, and Frasier was like, you can't bring your dog Eddie, who was called Moose really, with you! I don't want to live with a dog! And then he totally brought the dog. Then he totally brought this ugly chair too, and Frasier was like, Man! That's an ugly chair! You can't bring your ugly chair! And his dad, who was called Martin in that episode by the way, was like, I'm totally bringing my ugly chair. And he did. It was hilarious!
Then this English woman, who was the same woman who played the girlfriend of a dude who it turns out wasn't the murderer on Murder she Wrote when it was that episode set in England, turned up to be Martin's physiotherapist. Frasier was like, no, and Martin was all like, yeah! And guess what? Martin won! LOL! So anyway, they hired this Englishwoman.
Then, this dude with a really expensive Armani suit turned up, and he had really floppy blond hair. Well he turned up and it turns out his name is Niles, and he is Frasier's brother, and Martin's other son. Well he is married to a woman called Maris. But don't worry, you never see her because she is so thin. Apart from that one episode later on when she gets really fat. But you still don't see her then, because she is already divorced from Niles. That's why she's fat. But anyway, he totally falls in love with Daphne.
Anyway, I digress. You remind me of that time that David Angell died in 9/11 :(
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There was that one time that David Angell, who produced all of that Episode where Frasier moved to Seattle to work at a radio station, and his dad had totally just been shot in the leg so he moved in with Frasier, and Frasier was like, you can't bring your dog Eddie, who was called Moose really, with you! I don't want to live with a dog! And then he totally brought the dog. Then he totally brought this ugly chair too, and Frasier was like, Man! That's an ugly chair! You can't bring your ugly chair! And his dad, who was called Martin in that episode by the way, was like, I'm totally bringing my ugly chair. And he did. It was hilarious!
Then this English woman, who was the same woman who played the girlfriend of a dude who it turns out wasn't the murderer on Murder she Wrote when it was that episode set in England, turned up to be Martin's physiotherapist. Frasier was like, no, and Martin was all like, yeah! And guess what? Martin won! LOL! So anyway, they hired this Englishwoman.
Then, this dude with a really expensive Armani suit turned up, and he had really floppy blond hair. Well he turned up and it turns out his name is Niles, and he is Frasier's brother, and Martin's other son. Well he is married to a woman called Maris. But don't worry, you never see her because she is so thin. Apart from that one episode later on when she gets really fat. But you still don't see her then, because she is already divorced from Niles. That's why she's fat. But anyway, he totally falls in love with Daphne.
Anyway, I digress. You remind me of that time that David Angell died in 9/11 :(

But, did you know that the concept for Cheers was the end result of a long consideration process. The original idea was a group of workers who interacted like a family, hoping to be similar to The Mary Tyler Moore Show. They considered making an American version of the British Fawlty Towers centered around a hotel or an inn. When the creators settled on a bar as their setting the show began to resemble the radio show Duffy's Tavern. They liked the idea of a tavern as it provided a continuous stream of new people arriving, giving them a constant supply of characters.
After choosing a plot, the three had to choose a location. Early discussions centered around Barstow, California, then Kansas City, Missouri. They eventually turned to the East Coast and Boston. The Bull & Finch Pub in Boston that Cheers was styled after was originally chosen from a phone book. When Glen Charles asked the owner to shoot initial exterior and interior shots the owner agreed, charging $1. He has since gone on to make millions, licensing the pub's image and selling a variety of Cheers memorabilia, making the Bull & Finch the 42nd busiest outlet in the American food and beverage industry in 1997. During the casting of Shelley Long (who was in Boston at the time filming A Small Circle of Friends), Long remarked that the bar in the script resembled a bar she had come upon in Boston, which turned out to be the Bull & Finch
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After choosing a plot, the three had to choose a location. Early discussions centered around Barstow, California, then Kansas City, Missouri. They eventually turned to the East Coast and Boston. The Bull & Finch Pub in Boston that Cheers was styled after was originally chosen from a phone book. When Glen Charles asked the owner to shoot initial exterior and interior shots the owner agreed, charging $1. He has since gone on to make millions, licensing the pub's image and selling a variety of Cheers memorabilia, making the Bull & Finch the 42nd busiest outlet in the American food and beverage industry in 1997. During the casting of Shelley Long (who was in Boston at the time filming A Small Circle of Friends), Long remarked that the bar in the script resembled a bar she had come upon in Boston, which turned out to be the Bull & Finch

That was the one where Woody got married to Kelly and it was well funny! :D
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episodes of hit shows then, shouldn't you! Don't blame me just because I am so much more awesome than you! :D
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I'd give him ALL my leaves.

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but there were never any multicoloured dinosaurs in Cheers!
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Is cockweasle still around?
OI! COCKWEORDE! Are you around? I want you to draw me a picture!
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OI! COCKWEORDE! Are you around? I want you to draw me a picture!

Do you remember that episode where Norm did deliver some mail for Cliff? It was hilarious, the consequences.
Also, do you remember that episode where Norm went round to paint Lilith and Frasier's house and he totally fell off the ladder and had to stay at Frasier and Lilith's and they ended up moving Cheers to Frasier and Liliths living room? I loved that episode.
Also, there was a really funny episode where Diane totally got stuck under the floor, in the ventilation system. LOL!
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Also, do you remember that episode where Norm went round to paint Lilith and Frasier's house and he totally fell off the ladder and had to stay at Frasier and Lilith's and they ended up moving Cheers to Frasier and Liliths living room? I loved that episode.
Also, there was a really funny episode where Diane totally got stuck under the floor, in the ventilation system. LOL!

I loved that show when Diane and Sam pretended they didn't love each other. And that one where Cliff talked about Florida a lot. And that one where Norm walked in to the bar and everyone was totally like, "NOOOOORM!" and he totally said something funny when he sat down. Ha! And that one where Coach was really thick. And that one, when Coach stayed back in Indiana when he was visiting his daughter, and then Woody was really thick. Or when Carla was really mean to Diane? That was a fucking hilarious episode!
I wasn't that fond of that episode with the lady from Look Who's Talking Too in it though.
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I wasn't that fond of that episode with the lady from Look Who's Talking Too in it though.

where they tried to make people care about Paul's character. That didn't work.
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where it was soon after Frasier turned up and stuff, and he was trying to get on with everyone, but they all totally hated him because he was all stuck up and shit, and thought he was better than everyone. So they said they were going hunting, and Frasier was totally like, "OH MAN! I WANNA GO HUNTING WITH YOU!" So they all went off hunting, and then everyone left and a couple of hours later, everyone totally came back but without Frasier. And Diane was like, "Where's Frasier?" and they were all like, "Oh, he's still hunting for Snipes" and Diane was like, "OK then"
It was funny because there is no such thing as a Snipe and they played what it known as a "prank" on Frasier. That was hilarious!
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It was funny because there is no such thing as a Snipe and they played what it known as a "prank" on Frasier. That was hilarious!

but for now, here is my 12th favourite Cheers episode in detail.
Do you remember the episode that was set on Hallowe'en and Cliff was wearing a mask and ended up dancing with this woman, who was also wearing a mask, and they totally agreed to meet up the day after, but Cliff get really shy and all that and didn't turn up at the bar because he thought that she wouldn't turn up and he didn't want to be embarassed, because no-one believed him that she was real or anything so he stayed away from the bar. But then he totally walked in late on in the night and she wasn't there. But then she totally turned up and she said that she thought that Cliff wasn't going to turn up, so she didn't turn up. It was quite emotional. Then Cliff decided to not go out with her, and he said something that was really funny. I can't remember what it was he said exactly, but I remember being confused because it was funny and everything, but most of the funny things that Cliff says are about his mum, or Florida, or facts. This funny thing wasn't about any of those.
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Do you remember the episode that was set on Hallowe'en and Cliff was wearing a mask and ended up dancing with this woman, who was also wearing a mask, and they totally agreed to meet up the day after, but Cliff get really shy and all that and didn't turn up at the bar because he thought that she wouldn't turn up and he didn't want to be embarassed, because no-one believed him that she was real or anything so he stayed away from the bar. But then he totally walked in late on in the night and she wasn't there. But then she totally turned up and she said that she thought that Cliff wasn't going to turn up, so she didn't turn up. It was quite emotional. Then Cliff decided to not go out with her, and he said something that was really funny. I can't remember what it was he said exactly, but I remember being confused because it was funny and everything, but most of the funny things that Cliff says are about his mum, or Florida, or facts. This funny thing wasn't about any of those.

and it's in a letter, something to do with the postal strike :( The programme
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*considers deleting post*
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*considers deleting post*

donning my devil mask for a pre-halloween bash. some children just knocked on my window asking for candy and i told them (lightheartedly of course) that i didn't have any, plus they're a day too early. they continued to demand, so i closed the door and turned the light off. to this very minute they're still knocking...
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Not a kebab.
3 quid for chips, chicken burger (with cheese), and 3 chicken strips.
Fucking fantastic
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3 quid for chips, chicken burger (with cheese), and 3 chicken strips.
Fucking fantastic

At the bottom of my road, at the local chicken place, they do 8 chicken wings and chips for £1.50. WIN!
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as the staff there are a bit retarded.
I gave them a tenner, and they gave me 3.40 change, so I said I gave you a tenner mate, and he gave me a fiver aswell, so lots of chicken for not much money :D
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I gave them a tenner, and they gave me 3.40 change, so I said I gave you a tenner mate, and he gave me a fiver aswell, so lots of chicken for not much money :D

Does your nose, which resembles a mutant strawberry, smell like a sweaty scrotum?
Love,
Peoples of the internet.
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Love,
Peoples of the internet.

No one is every too keen to hear what I have to say, so I doubt many people will care to read it summarised to 128 words.
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I'm following loads of Photoshop and AfterEffects people get some cool tips and tutorials from them and you can Tweet only when you want to and have something to say.
Also Google and Download TweetDeck makes Tweeting far easier.
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Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:45,
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god that makes me feel old :D
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Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:22,
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the kids don't get it these days, the old toons are defintly the best.
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Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:24,
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unbeatable!
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Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:27,
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that must have been so cool to know one of the Banana Splits - I always wanted a ride in their buggy :D
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Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:31,
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Though I never met him, he'd moved to England then without his dad. He actually never knew they were famous until the repeats on Big Breakfast, he thought it was just an embarrassing thing his dad did on local cable!
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Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:34,
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I'm 16 and getting all these references, they're not that old.
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Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:37,
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whereas my 10 year old son just came in asking what the hell is that crap i'm messing with.
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Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:38,
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What was that show with the two men who lived in what looked like some sort of broadcasting tower in the north?
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Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:41,
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his attitude will fit here well.
i'm trying to think of it and i'm totally blank. *nuts*
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Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:48,
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i'm trying to think of it and i'm totally blank. *nuts*

I must have been pretty young at the time I guess, so it doesn't make me feel too old.
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Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:41,
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that's the amusing bit

not the original work. (but i did pay for the source image)
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Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:40,
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