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maybe its the pizza talking but you guys are awesome <3

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FIEND, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:38, archived)

I don't know what that says :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:39, archived)

THFH

the hedgehog from hell

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FIEND, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:39, archived)

Ah ok :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:41, archived)

With pubes

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)

No,

They are not black. And on only one occurence is there 3.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)

Well Michael why don't you

explain exactly what they are...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:49, archived)

I think they are Sea Kaits.

Or maybe Sea Cucumbers.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:49, archived)

No, that is a brick wall

not a seas!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)

Maybe the wall is in New Orleans?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)

hahaha

too soon man...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)

No, not because of the flood.

Because they have a predominantly black population and they do graffiti a lot. Hang on, that's worse....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)

haha you fucking Bristolian, get back to Southmead!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)

Pfft!

:D

Hey dude! I have a new blog post!

thehittvshow.blogspot.com/

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)

Ow my cerebellum...

I don't think I can funtion proprly now. Thn.ks yu pric!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)

The Hit TV Show Becker is

a bit of a mindfuck. You think he is all grumpy, but it turns out he has a heart of gold.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)

Your writing style is a mindfuck. Ow.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

It has been compared

to the writing of Hunter S Thompson and The Rev. W. V. Awdry!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

Redsushi are you looking forward to the (potentially) hit tv show Treme?

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zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)

I have not heard of this Hit TV Show.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)

I just read about it.

I shall watch this Hit TV Show when it comes out.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)

SHFK

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:40, archived)

YIFF

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)

Hey dude!

You ever seen the Hit TV Show Becker?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:48, archived)

no I haven't, Ted Danson makes me want to eat my own head.

but I did watch Pushing Daisies last night, I don't know if that is really a hit show!
It does have Chi McBride in it and he is very good, he was in both Boston Public and Boston Legal and he was even in House MD!!!
I first saw him in the John Laroquette show starring with John Laroquette who we all of course know from Night Court and Boston Legal (again!!!!!!)!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

Wow!

I might give you a guest column on my blog! You know your Hit TV Shows! I do know Pushing Daisies! I saw the first couple of episoded. I liked it, it reminded me of a cartoon a bit. I stopped watching it thought because it was during Euro 2008.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)

the second season just isn't as good as the first.

they should have had more Paul Reubens in it, he is always good fun!
I still feel bad about how he got treated in the media, I mean who doesn't masturbate in public?!!!!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

Hfuhruhurr.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)

SHEH!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:39, archived)

hahaha

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FIEND, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:40, archived)

Does this count as vandalism

if I stole the Dictionary afterwards?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:39, archived)

hehee

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FIEND, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:40, archived)

Can you graff my username

please?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)

That M looks suspiciously girly....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:41, archived)

OH NO!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:43, archived)

Manly enough for you?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:45, archived)

haha is that the cookie monster or a sharks?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)

Filename would suggest

ITS A FUCKING SHARK!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)

I thought it was a blue man with an erection until I saw the teeth.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:49, archived)

I'd rather a mud skipper, those guys are bad ass

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:49, archived)

Draw it yourself then you lazy, whinging fuck!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:50, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)

Have you done one of yourself yet?

Put all of these on one bit of internet. It'd be nice to see them together.

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zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:50, archived)

(joe90, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)

Why the hell have you pasted

a map of South America onto this picture?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)

I thought it was a South America shaped swimming pool

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)

The top bit of wall looks a bit like the bottom of North America.

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zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)

it fits here too

^__^
woo mondays!

(wreckedangle i've come about the reaping.., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)

Hello new(ish) person

I like this

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)

newish indeed

long time lurkage, .. err
short time... account ... haver..

(wreckedangle i've come about the reaping.., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:35, archived)

mmmm..bacardi

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)

<3 you too ^ - ^

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)

WIP

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)

It's a wrap!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:39, archived)

I think I know how this is gonna end :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:42, archived)

I doubt it.

*Taps nose*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:45, archived)

West In Peace

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)

^_^

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:35, archived)

Sailor Jerry ftw!

Woo pic!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:37, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:37, archived)

ello you

(wreckedangle i've come about the reaping.., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:38, archived)

i am a cucumber

I made you a new poster using your photo :)
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

I don't have a great selection of fonts mind

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:32, archived)

oh fancy that.

i'd use it if it weren't shit.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)

That's not very nice.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:35, archived)

i weren't being serious.

but i don't know if you could tell without a :) thing.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:37, archived)

haha

I just used a pasanonic matching algorithm

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:35, archived)

now with dancing that saves the planet from co2!

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:40, archived)

who are you sacrificing?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:41, archived)

haven't decided yet.

we usually make an effigy of guy fawkes, but in 2001 we did bin laden, in 2004 we did a 2 headed bush/cheney monster, and one year we did Murphy the Rat Boy, a charicature of someone who went to high school with me who i don't particularly dislike.
there's a few options for this year, but i don't know what they are yet.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:43, archived)

MICHAEL JASKCON!

PARTICK SWAZYE!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:45, archived)

ooh, jacko would be good.

i've got nothing against patrick swayze, in fact today i was looking over survival rates for different types of cancer. he died of pancreatic cancer which has the absolute lowest survival rate of anything (at least from the selection on the list i was looking at) so that really blows for him.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:49, archived)

I should be doing your whole Bonfire.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)

HOG ROAST DINNER

I want hog roast

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)

At least it's good news

Damn compressification.

(izal, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)

dave,

you tasted
relative

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:30, archived)

tested negative.. FOR NOT HAVING AIDS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)

i thought so too at first.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:41, archived)

If you think that's bad, you should see the daytime deliveries

(izal, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)

i saw

you toasted repetitive

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zog why change it now?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:41, archived)

I was hoping that the flashes were actually mail

but this is still fantastic! :D

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)

this is relevant

to my interests

:D

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moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:37, archived)

Oooohhh, this is good.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)

This is good!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)

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oCo, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:46, archived)

TEH POEWR OF CRIST COMPELS U

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:46, archived)

haha what

this is great

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)

High caliber skills there!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)

:DD

(herman:D, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)

Needs more spewing action

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)

*ducks*

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)

Waaaaaaah!

I never knew he got an office job after He-Man!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)

Nicely spun

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Tart Monkey, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)

This is making me dizzy

And craving blood!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:10, archived)

Actually I'm going with blood now rather than spew.

Though both are good.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)

never trust a man in a suit

most woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:32, archived)

Professor David Nutt approves of this

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Bobod Perpetually following through, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)

Hot Double-Gnops Action

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)

that is unholy

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)

i believe it's my family's 24th annual this year.

however we're putting it off for a couple more weeks so's we can get the thing really built up. i think the woodpile will be 20 ft (6.1m) high this year. flames reaching 30-40 ft. (9.14-12.19m).

Click for bigger (46 kb)
rough idea for a flyer.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)

Put it on facebook!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)

i'm off facebook.

been clean for over 6 months!

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)

My Nan is trying to add me on Facebook.

Should I accept?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)

don't fall for it!

soon she'll be asking to cyber-pinch your cheek.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:35, archived)

*spew*

I hate microchips

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:37, archived)

*stalks*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)

yeah, i chose to remove my address from the poster cause i knew you were on here.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:01, archived)

Is that a profile shot of Don King?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)

nope, Moai from Easter Island.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)

What's the difference?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)

hair.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)

That thing cleary has hair.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)

now you're just splitting hairs.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:58, archived)

I love Dartmouth in Devon

But nowhere else

(Hagbard MacDougal, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:46, archived)

water bout nover scotier?

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:55, archived)

Great,

I totally have a Bacon Cheese Burger!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)

Or a Beacon Cheese Burger!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)

LOL!

Or a Bacon Cheers Lighthouse!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)

now you've gone too far.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)

I am worried,

I didn't even mean to type Cheers then. I think I must be broken....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)

looks good

but i can't tell what the coloured bit is

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)

i had a feeling there would be some trouble.

here's the source image.
i904.photobucket.com/albums/ac249/GoreyLarson/IMG_3080.jpg

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)

i'm still not 100% on what that is

but i reckon it makes for a good poster

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)

IT'S A BIG FUCKING STICK...

AND IT'S ON FUCKING FIRE!!!!!!!!!
thank you.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)

Why do you celebrate Guy Fawkes night in America?

We don't celebrate Thanksgiving do we!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)

that's because you don't have american ancestors.

we (i) have british ones.
plus it's a fun holiday.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:53, archived)

I ONCE MADE A BEAUTIFUL SANDWICH!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:58, archived)

~~MADE A~~
MADE LOVE TO A

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)

It's a quote from Brak you fuck!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:01, archived)

oh, sorry.

yeesh.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)

Today, it spawned....

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:35, archived)

what a terrible sight for any mother

lol

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)

Rooney Two: The Saga Continues.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:38, archived)

Yuck.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)

haha

(juzzard http://mycardboardlife.com, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)

hehehe

(herman:D, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:41, archived)

oh fuck

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)

D: but sylvester NEVER caught tweety

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)

fuck!

swooooooooooosh:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)

*joy!*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)

Massive cool!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)

ahhhahh fuck yeah

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)

WHAT

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:46, archived)

Dinosaur in a balloon.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)

BASKETHUMPER

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)

Baske thumper?

What ever do you mean?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)

WORNG!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)

WORNING?

WHAT'S HAPPENING?? IS IT DANGEROUS???

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)

LOSSER!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:26, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:32, archived)

He's gonna make himself sick.

And I do not want to be underneath that.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)

problems.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)

ppfffttt.....someone tell him

he's not getting ANYWHERE:D

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)

Wanking in a basket is a dangerous pastime.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)

Maybe he's just agreeing with someone vigorously...

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)

It's the eye and motion. Says wanking to me.

Might be laughing, but an up and down motion would
be expected rather than that see-sawing pelvic thrusting.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)

Well I'm pleased the dinosaur is having such a good time.

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zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)

He looks like he's having fun

woo

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:29, archived)

Dinosaur in a melon

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:55, archived)

YAY!

*waves at happy dinosaur all happy in it balloon*

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:35, archived)

o hai up there!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:37, archived)

sorry...

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:06, archived)

On both counts

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)

oats with goats milks

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:10, archived)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)

MELK

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)

A watched pot never boils

(juzzard http://mycardboardlife.com, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)

graffiti for epiphany

arrghh cant stop

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FIEND, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)

Are you doing all 80,000 members?

Is it like Logovend all over again?

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zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:05, archived)

VHAT?

Edit: Oh wait I fucking know, I'm such a douche sometimes.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:06, archived)

noooOoO

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FIEND, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)

Digital Vandalisms!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)

we're all gonna be famous ....yay

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)

Pretty damn fresh homeboy

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)

i thought sure it said Stephany.

then Spephany.
then epiphany.
a gradual realization of a mediocre truth.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:41, archived)

that's excellent

can i have one?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)

Awesome dude :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:17, archived)

JAWS VIX...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)

How strange.

I just got a wonderful email:
_{Hello, my name is Jamie and I am an internet marketing specialist. I was looking at websites under the keyword star wars christmas and came across your website www.b3ta.com/challenge/starswarsxmas/. I see that you're ranked number 28 when doing a Google search for that term.

I'm not sure if you're aware of why you're ranked this low but more importantly how easily correctable this is. There's no reason you can't have a top three organic (natural) ranking for the keyword star wars christmas based on your site structure and content. You have a very nice site.}
Followed by a load of SEO bollocks.

Nobody told me I owned that challenge page.

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zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)

Congratulations

You appear to own a challenge page.
Good luck.

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:10, archived)

That Jamie!

He really does his homework.

'Introjection Jim' they call him over at 'SEO Bollocks, inc.'

(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)

Atomic rides again........

WOO:D

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)

megan fox as Jaws...

.........................she's a shark................................ she eats people.......*runs away in tears*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)

Hmm

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An Egg ,D, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:44, archived)

Oh no.

You're not one of those people who think the world is gonna come to an end in 2012 are you?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)

2012 sounds optimistic

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)

What, a Mayan, you mean?

No.

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An Egg ,D, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)

Well that is the year Sarah Palin is elected President.

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zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:54, archived)

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)

oh no...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)

god I hate that logo

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)

So I'll just turn up for my

graphics design job and I'll think of a new l-OH GOD *BLEEURGHHH SICKS EVERYWHERE*
Hey now that's not too bad *sketches*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)

it just SUCKS

graphics "design"?....that?not to mention how much it prolly cost

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:54, archived)

This is what saddens me most :(

At least half of the b3tans here could have done a better job
And that's only because the other half don't have a better photo editor than paint.
Mind you, you couldn't probably do a better job in paint, too...)

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:57, archived)

I think it cost about £300,000

I've grown to like it more since it was first unveiled though. It's quite funky, especially when animated as it will be on TV etc throughout the games.

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zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:58, archived)

300k is a rediculous amount

for what is essentially a bunch of two-colour polygons.
They could've just held a public competition with public votes, where the winner gets £1000 or something, and throw in some runner up-prizes.

Government, I want you to pay me £300,000 for this idea.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)

Or maybe a £600 laptop?

...no. No, perhaps not.

(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)

*giggle*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)

Colour = Shit

Shape = Shit
Font = Shit
Composition = Shit.

It's pretty much shit on all counts.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:05, archived)

Yes

It really is unbelievably crap.

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An Egg ,D, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)

I mean

It might have been OK for the 'Special' Olympics but you'd have thought an able-bodied graphic artist could have done better.

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An Egg ,D, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:58, archived)

Haha the disabled deserve a logo drawn by someone with motor function problems lols!

I fucking hate the term "special" olympics. And anyone who says anything related to political correctness in connection with them.

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zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)

What, you mean

A logo that looks like this?

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)

Phwoosh.

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zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)

eyechop

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)

Argh!

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)

DRAW CUNTBOX

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:44, archived)

Dude. This is like, mega-cool.

This is relevant to my interests.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)

It would be even more awesome if he did it with his bare hands.

Especially if he had bear hands.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)

I like your characters HappyToast!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)

they like you

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)

oh happytoast

you make me happy. but not toast

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spacefish bong!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)

CHOP!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)

RIGHT THROUGH THE ORBS!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)

only me don't like this stuff much...same characters over and over..not slagging-just artistic critique

prefer your 3d stuff....art is open to criticism or it ain't art

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)

who said it was art?!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)

ELK V CUNTBOX

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:38, archived)

Silly Bob Todd!

Elk is not Demon!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:41, archived)

Cuntbox might be.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)

Nah,

he's just a cunt!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:44, archived)

FIGHT!!!!

Woo!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)

ELK IS NOT DRAGON >:(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:00, archived)

ahhhahhhhahh fuck yeah

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)

wheel mechanics 101.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)

sorry.

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:21, archived)

Ouch, paper cuts.

/ac

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:23, archived)

I read this as paper cunts.

This is what paper cuts should be known as, because of their cuntish nature.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)

Ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)

Hahaha

But we should appreciate the Royal Mail, they work long underpaid hours to make sure we get our little red and white bits of card.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)

And every other thing that you get sent ever

for only 39p.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)

my last shipment of solid lead weights certainly cost a bit more than that.

And it poisoned me. Fuckers.

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)

Depending where they came from,

I bet they were still cheaper than the petrol/flight cost.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)

I already had them at my house

then decided to post them to myself in a lapse of lead addled madness. So it cost a bit more.

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)

A large proportion of the stuff I get sent is too big for my letterbox.

And despite the fact that my nearest sorting office is about 500 meters down the road, apparantly I'm in a different area so all of my parcels get returned to an office 2 miles away. And since it's only open in the morning and the traffic is horrific I then have to wake up nearly an hour earlier before work to get my parcels.
At least the parcel force man shows some initiative and boots my parcels over the fence.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:00, archived)

Also one time my girlfriend's mother sent her a letter with a toothbrush in it.

Because the toothbrush was too thick to go through their gayass little testing slot they then returned it to their sorting office and I had to drive to collect it, pay the 9 pence difference in price because of the thickness issue plus a 1 quid 50 fucking administration fee.
Cunts.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)

Buy smaller dildos in future!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:05, archived)

bleedin'hell!!!!!....now for the backlog

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)

Is that a famous person snorting drug?

It looks like Harry Enfield....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:40, archived)

it's a SAUSAGE!........he's run outta coke:(

*not Harry as far as I know:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)

Hahahhahaha fucK!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)

ha!

quality. my christmas pudding sixpences havent turned up yet. hope they dont come like this.

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moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)

mm mm goood

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:58, archived)

holy font matching alogrithms

is al gore related to al gorithm

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boff FL OZ, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:00, archived)

Al Gorithm is the upgrade - he can win Nobel Peace Prizes AND Dance

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Race Hazard, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:03, archived)

I mean who hasnt won a nobel peace prize these days?

they are so last centuary

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boff FL OZ, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:04, archived)

I know I have 7 myself.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)

I use them as ballast for my hot air balloon.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)

That is HEENE-ous behaviour :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)

I won at nobbly knees once

nearly

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:09, archived)

a nob on your knees?

like cock nees?

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boff FL OZ, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:17, archived)

Look at the lips on her.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:00, archived)

Would.

Would?
Would!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)

Hmmmmmm, that's interesting!

www.b3ta.com/board/9528342

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:08, archived)

Oh. Oh Dog Biscuit Boy.

*sigh*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)

Never doubt the powers of

the b3ta detective corps!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:12, archived)

Can I join?

www.b3ta.com/board/9768216

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)

Nah,

he told you that in the original post ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:18, archived)

He edited that in later.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:20, archived)

I know :)

You can join :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)

[<3]

.......\o/

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7748156

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:18, archived)

Have you managed to use your detective skills to figure out which old b3tan he is?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)

I didn't know he was.

Is he actually or is that just a suspicion?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)

His profile says he is.

That can be your first clue.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)

Silly merkin :(

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:22, archived)

Now I hate it twice as much.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)

Having spazzed through his history

of pic posts I hated it thrice as much :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:12, archived)

'b3ta member snot'...

.........PPFFFFFFFTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:14, archived)

"how are things at the station"?

"pretty quiet"

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)

I was sure I had seen it before,

with the right search algorithms, it is easy enough ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)

Ha!

how did you find that?

its like deja vu but instead its like we think weve experienced this situation before. amazing.

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boff FL OZ, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)

Simples!

Just searched his pics that he has posted, innit ;)

www.b3ta.com/search/board/71472/pic

Probably NSFW to be fair.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:16, archived)

THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY TIMES I CAN FORGIVE YOU FOR BEING AN SILLY MERKIN

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:29, archived)

nae reason....stuff lying around

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:52, archived)

Top shizzle!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)

'You ain't nothin' but a hound dog!'...

................................................"Blasphemy!"

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)

in the beginning there was the KING

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:19, archived)

actually I'm more into Gene Vincent, but hey, hail to the King, baby

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:19, archived)

always immaculately "turned out"

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)

*gets cock out*

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)

THAT's why they called him "The King"

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:31, archived)

Love me tender

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:31, archived)

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