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# Oh, and good morning :D
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Ha! How silly!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:58, archived)
# SPANG!!!!!
morning all
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:01, archived)
# sharp.
natural.
i'll give you 9/8
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:47, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! EXERCISE!

(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Bionic boy!
I want one of those!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Eh?
*checks*

Fuck! I didn't even notice that!

I was too busy looking at exercise! EXERCISE! HA! HA! HA!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I'm tempted to cut my legs off so I can have those runny spring things.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Yeah.
They would be awesome. And also, you could probably get fins for scuba diving and shit too! HA! HA! HA! SCUBA DIVING!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Damn, I'd be like a human dolphin, or a shark. SHARKMAN!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I no rite?
It would be awesome!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:00, archived)
# I'd go feral and live off fish and jellyfish, and go all jaws when I see passing boats.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I'd then totally throw a gas canister in your mouth and shoot it with a harpoon.
Then I would make a really funny quip.

QUIP! HA! HA! HA!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Why would you say that? Why do you have to quell my sharky fantasy with your harsh words?
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:04, archived)
# I'm not going to waste my time arguing with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I don't even know what that means :(
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and BITES YOU ON THE ASS!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:09, archived)
# ASS BITING HELL YEAH- wait, what?
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:11, archived)
# And god help anyone rappeling from a helicoptor.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)
# HA! HA! HA!
You can't spell raping!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Hahaha you loon

(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:34, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:55, archived)
# HA! HA! HA!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Fuck Yeah! Ha!

(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:57, archived)
# WASP BOX! HA! HA! HA!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
WHAT?
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:58, archived)
# HA! HA! HA!
COOKING! HA! HA! HA!

(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Why football?...
KOS :D
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:02, archived)
# HA! HA! HA!
LETTUCE PRAY!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)
# the last frame made me laugh far too loudly for the office
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:07, archived)
# My work here is done....
*disappears in a cloud of smoke*
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:10, archived)
# :)

(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:05, archived)
# No HA! HA! HA!?
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Wait for it...

(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Play at home fun!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:40, archived)
# hahahaha! love that!
woo!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:41, archived)
# WINNAA!!!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:42, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
YES!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oh, the board is full of WIN and it's only quarter to 10!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
Superb!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Joys :D
Its just like real life!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Hahahah
*click*

Extra points for failing to have a widescreen monitor
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] haha
i've not been around in a while will just slip this q&d in here :)

* will need scalpel
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:49, archived)
# This is fantastic and deserves a reply
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)
# and you deserve a reply
for being fantastic :D
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Yes this is good :)
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:21, archived)
# this just about wins everything :)
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:58, archived)
# haha!
Top Banana!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:58, archived)
# win win win
:D *clicks
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)
# WINRAR

*clicks*

Very inspired!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:42, archived)
# hello compo winner
woos
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)
# This is full of WIN.
Chock full o' WIN.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)
# WIN!
But it seems t be stuck on the talk board...
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Yay
I will cut out a "woo yay" and stick it on my screen when I look at your entry.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:43, archived)
# yes!
All kinds of WIN!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:12, archived)
# this should be included in the FAQ
(, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Holy Fucking Shit!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Pffft!
Nicely. Have an early 90s thing I just laughed at as a reward.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOsRBeyJg7k
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:37, archived)
# hahahaha....
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:39, archived)
# That was a fucking great show!
It was required viewing as everyone would be talking about it the next day.
Just downloading a shit lot of Rob Newman stuff from Youtube now. I would like to see him again. Even if he is now shit, it would be worth giving him the cash for the fucking gold he produced in the 90s.
Before it all went a bit weird.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Rather see him being shit than Baddiel being shit
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Yes indeed.
Here's a really fucking awkward interview

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEM7njZkdBc
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:08, archived)
# ha
I thought that actually was Jonathon Ross
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Autumn kills leaves!
Ban Autumn NOW!!!!!!!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:37, archived)
# WEATHER! HA! HA! HA!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:39, archived)
# lol
You forgot the possibility of snow, but not enough to be fun.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:40, archived)
# haha reminds me of lee and herrings
"when things get knocked over, spilled, or fall out of cupboards" with greg evigan
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I MADE THIS!
also, the kid's hair int he video?

Thats what my hair used to look like
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:42, archived)
# TMWRNJ was also a great show.
The contrast between the two has always made me laugh more than either by themselves, though I still do like them.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:44, archived)
# This, hard, in the face!
Blow winds and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!
You cataracts and hurricanoes spout
Till you have drench’d our steeples, drowned the cocks!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:42, archived)
# THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD DO SOMETHING
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Ha ha
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Cockbiscuits!
Sees posts above
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Well. I'll be...
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Pfft!
Thilly!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:44, archived)
# IT WORKS!

(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Ha!
Also, naughty Larue! I had just replied :(

www.b3ta.com/board/9802286
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I was just trying to find it and reply
because I quite liked it.

But if it comes back I'm gonna flame that bum till it cracks! NOBODY DELETES THREADS ON MY WATCH.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
Cheeky cunts!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Or...
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:19, archived)
# akakakakakak!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:26, archived)
# ha ha what utter wonderful silliness
woo
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:33, archived)
# *Claim to fame* I have seen the original of this
and this is woo too
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Cuts
Keeps


Profits?

Woo!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Bacon National Party
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 8:58, archived)
# :)
I quite like this. Also it has just reminded me that
a) Not working today
b) Have bacon in the fridge

Its amazing how smug those combination of factors can make a man.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Would you like some baconaise with that?
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] shooting practice is fun
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 8:33, archived)
# I find this deeply offensive.
Regardless of actions and what has been done to the health and safety of the nation, Osama Bin Laden is nowhere near as bad as Jedward!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 8:36, archived)
# I'm starting to feel sorry for Jedward
it's not their fault they are talentless cunts, being manipulated by a bigger, richer more powerful talentless cunt.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Fair point.
As horrendously excruciating as they are, it isn't like they warrant death threats and shedloads of vitriolic abuse.

I'll stop treating them so badly now ;)

Ning JoeJoe!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 8:42, archived)
# ningles sush!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 8:43, archived)
# I'm Sure the shitload of money they get for it will ease their pain
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry] It's growing on me....
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 8:19, archived)
# What japes :D
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 8:32, archived)
# pffft...
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 8:41, archived)
# I know that pier!
; )
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:37, archived)
# gawd bless it!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:29, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 6:27, archived)
# Deja vu?

(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 6:36, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 7:08, archived)
# I think it's actually slightly different
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 8:55, archived)
# It feels like driving along and being over taken by that
Disconcerting.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo this!

(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 5:38, archived)
# Pffffft!
Wonder Womans plane made it for me.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 8:07, archived)
# This is quite funny :)
But i wouldn't like to click and make a liar out of you.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 8:56, archived)
# for tssattsrr

(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:51, archived)
# Haha fuck. Secret cat fuck yeah!
Cheers, Vodka!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:53, archived)
# hey are you coming to the poo party?
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:57, archived)
# As if I'd ever miss a sexy poo party, Furburger.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 4:00, archived)
# YAY!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 4:11, archived)
# facebook.com
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 4:10, archived)
# WHAT A POO
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 4:11, archived)
# human feces facebook.com
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 4:13, archived)
# wooo fecebook
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 4:48, archived)
# Where's mine, mofo?!
No wonder you never see me if you're on at such ungodly hours!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 8:41, archived)
# For cumquat may
:D
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:02, archived)
# :3
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:03, archived)
# YO, YO, I'M A COWBOY NOW
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:53, archived)
# BANDAI!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:58, archived)
# It was all Machine Men where I came from.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 4:08, archived)
# Doodle, scanned and coloured.

Insomnia mainly sucks balls
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 2:45, archived)
# DRAWIN' AN GIRL ON SOME PAPERS.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 2:45, archived)
# also helo
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 2:52, archived)
# send me a tweet
...shouldn't that be 'twit' if it's twitter?
/ponders
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:08, archived)
# Twitter is this thing, right, what I don't think is no good, right.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:33, archived)
# heh
this is fab woo
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:01, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:05, archived)
# ^&*(^*(&*%&%$^#%$^&^%(^&%*(
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Elbow, I Iike this puppy but I sort of want it to be a cat.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:00, archived)
# cat dog
smog fog. we wish we dish. we fish then we cat.

flat slat and all that.

cat

smog dog fog

on a log

dog fog. no teeth no ears.


yay. beers
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:22, archived)
# ALSO YAY.
DOUBLE YAY, IN FACT.

Lets yay together. Lets also frisbee.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:26, archived)
# yeah man like yeah wee.
like totally yee haw and shit.

:D

(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Dude lets do a skipping through a meadow and fucking shit, you know?
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:42, archived)
# i know like right
YES!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:46, archived)
# :D


/cornyness
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 2:04, archived)
# fuck you
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 2:06, archived)
# :P
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 2:07, archived)
# does ms pacman feel the same way?
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Hey I like this and so I will alert you to my opinion:
do more plos
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Yeah it sucks, huh.
Single minded interest in giggling and it doesn't matter what's happening outside our personal bubble any more than it does during a good trip, but this lasts longer (honeymoon phase maybe ninety days but one can hope). Dinner and a movie is replaced by sex, dinner, sex sex and sex.

The motorcycles don't handle as well but you do get hugged while you ride them. Damn it's rough.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] no new threads for a while, so I feel this is acceptable
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 1:45, archived)
# It iis, rather.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 1:48, archived)
# hmmm, first my flash player audio was only gone on firefox, now its gone on IE and opera......FUCK!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 1:52, archived)
[challenge entry] you forgot to add a famous person
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 2:05, archived)
# So did you, ell oh ell.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 2:17, archived)
# once i was goldbum lazer eyefuck. then i was like wow.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 2:31, archived)

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