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[challenge entry] HO HO HO =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
# you could use him as a reading lamp
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:28, archived)
#

I'm going to Hullistan
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Makin' jokes about things I don't understand and fear slightly
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# It's jews or something.
Don't fret.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Is that Jeremy Beadle dressed as santa?
(nraphael, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Haha goodness
Edgar Allen Poedo
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# William Shakesbabyspenises?
??
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Oscar Wildly Fornicates with Young Boys?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:15, archived)
# F Scott Fittleswithkids?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] hehe :) mind if i put this here?
not a pea, but my (tenuous) card from last years....whatever this festival is again.



enjoy your seasonal thingame whatsit whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)
# I like that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# wins
because its ace
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Thats good that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:03, archived)
# This is a WIN for me
Because not only is it a good drawing, it's far too much effort just for a poor pun.

That's what makes it so wonderful.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:12, archived)
# hehe
nicely deconstructed reasoning there :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
# sings:
squidmice nuts roasting over and open cheese,
spider nipping at his tail...
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)
# haha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Yay for Coca Cola
TJ: Anyone got a a download to the The Woman in Black, a region one DVD currently available on amazon for a slightly fuck off price of £199.99?

Not very good with torrents, but I really want to watch this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# GAZD
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# You lovely person :)
Why I love this place

Edit: bollocks, no work on a Mac :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# You work in a zoo
Train Lemurs to steal you a copy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Careful, it's just a few short steps from there to all of the animals marching on London with Jahled riding a bear at the helm.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# SHhh...
that's his plan!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Arnt you minted?
Couldn't you just sell a chunk of camera to buy it :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)
# There's being mugged as a consumer, mate ;)
^This is where the internet thrives
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Sounds like you've already been sorted out
I won't bother looking now :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# It's kind of annoying, all the same
I would have quite happily paid something less than £199.99 for a legit copy, for the bits of plastic etc

Not least the option to apparently completely terrify myself away from my Mac, like the unlikely scenario I might have wanted to watch it in my kitchen on DVD whilst chopping onions or carrots, or something
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
# That was that
Nigel Kneale story wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:15, archived)
# based on a picture my son brought home from nursery...! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# dentures?
edit: if the face didnt have a mouth, all i'd be able to see is dentures, big ears and a nose, as if my grandad was looking up ¬_¬

also, *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Lovely :)
Now ZOMBIFY IT
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# hahahaa
now theres an idea! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:42, archived)
# 'Based on'
so your son's picture was better?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# far better
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:42, archived)
# You must be gutted ;)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)
# you'd better believe it!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# looks like willow the wisp fairy :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)
# I also thought this
It is woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)
# god i'd forgotten
about this! :D now that is a blast from the past :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)
# willow the wisp
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAwtC0b_gf4
(herman:D, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Your son is already a gay?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)
# i can but hope!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)
# :D
At least he'll be a film star or dancer or something :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)
# or maybe both!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)
# *resisted this type of joke*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)
# I have no shame
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# evidently epiphany
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Why so sad?
You wouldn't be a b3tan if you had shame. Cheer up you mongtickling cuntmallet!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Im watching zombieland
It's great :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# That'll do pig.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Nine tits?
I did not know fairies were that asymmetrical.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# you learn something
new everyday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (359 kb)
(herman:D, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)
# many... confusing... things
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
# I see you updated the one in front to a GMOS.
But they've stopped wiggling. PLSFXKTHXLOLETC
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# what colour matching algorithm did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:41, archived)
# *real lols*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# NOT AGAIN MOM!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)
# hooray
for over used source pics that aren't memes!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
#
(snitchell, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# *groan*


attraced?

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
# hahaha
lovingly realised
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)
# spang k tastic

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# This shits on piss, awesome.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# hello


this looked better when i drew it on a post it note.

sooperdoopeR
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Why are they all so fucking happy
fuck
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# HELLO!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Yeah! Booze and shit!
/ac

I like the bottles, I think they'd be a hoot

Edit: Also, what's the quality like on your t-shirts. I quite fancy a spazz tony one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Sexy orgy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
# YAY
it is happy tiem with ballooonns
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
# presents get ripped open
cakes get eaten
balloons burst or deflate
bottles get their insides poured out


everyone in this posse is doomed
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:19, archived)
# they had a good life though.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Pressies
have the best lives!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)
# is that a yellow sperm?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Oh what a happy party posse they are!
Now I wants to join a happy party like theirs. Can I haz happy party tiem please?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Washing up! Wooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# aw, cynical
If that's what you don't like then why not stop doing all that and do something different for Christmas to try and regain the magic of it all?

God knows what though.

Anyway, not worth its own thread and completely unrelated, but sod it I'm knackered and this pretty much sums up my feelings on the evening:

(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:08, archived)
# I for one welcome our tits overlords
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# protip: if you don't do any of that shit it's more fun
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)
# I have two pot noodles instead of one

^_^ ~~ * ~@
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Ha, your crazy chinese writing isnt working this time!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Open this video in a background tab and don't look at the title:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwVnjncaeEw

FFFFFFFUUUUU nostalgia
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)
# The title is in my tab bar thing
It's still good
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# This one is pretty funky
www.youtube.com/watch?v=plDz41Bw6Z0&feature=related

I quite wanna play goldeneye now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:19, archived)
# haha damnit
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I honest to god just had a flashback
Bloody hell I need a stiff drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:19, archived)
# hahaha!
That may well be the last videogame that my brother and I played together.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)
# My first real 'job' was dishwasher
...at a restaurant called Popes Cafeteria. EVERY F**KING FOOD ITEM was a-la cart (fancy french word I think, for 'on it's own plate').

I lasted there about 2 weeks, and somehow thought that getting a job working at Forum Cafeteria (same thing, but at the mall) was going to be any better. I lasted there about 1 week.

I finally settled in at my high school career job of sweeping floors at a fabric store.

I know this isn't /talk or /qotw , I just wanted to thank you for bringing back memories of my teen dilemma.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)
# You now sweep floors?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)
# He fixes things
that go beep boop bop.

innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
# actually, i wish I did.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)
# What do you do then?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit of 'shopping but mainly toap...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Shopping for Ho's
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# That darn Santa, he calls 'em like he sees 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# also, TJ: WHERE THE HELL IS RAPITINUI
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I saw him around the other day
I think a lot of regulars are falling off the radar at the moment. We may need to reclaim the gay shift.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)
# I was just wondering about toaps
but also this:

www.cenbank.org/

When in the FUCK did they get a website?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Are they giving away a GRAND PRIZE of FIFTY MILLION US DOLLARS?
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Well they appear to have accumulated an additional $1 billion of foreign exchange reserves in the last day
And people say 419 scams don't work
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# That's a pretty infomative site, actually
It's a lot harder to get those historical stats off the Bank of England website.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:08, archived)
# TOAP!
HO, HO, HO, FAT-BUTTPROSTITUTE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] ugh ugh ugh

gug gug gug...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# sometimes I think
we are the bane of Rob's existence...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# he loves it
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# I like having a large BM from time to time
but I never admit it...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# really?
because when I have a large BM, I can't stop talking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# strange
you appear to be FE-mail...

*computes*

and you talk about your poop... want to marry and/or haev offspring?

But in all seriousness. I'm a private pooper.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# haha
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# oh that's good...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)
# who is this guy?
I totally missed the start of this chap entering the b3ta world, and don't knwo who he is..

is he like a rugby player or something?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# He is Freebase.
I forget who found him but Bloop tattyshopped the face into the form you see here...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# I want to have Freebase round for Xmas Dinner!


Look he will bring us Boxing Day Gammon!!!! Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
#


TJ = most of my stuff on b3tards has not come back...I doubt most will miss it but I will :(
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# robtoo's low on space and bandwidth
so only the last 90 days are available. but if you go to the main page he says you can download a zip file with everything of yours in it, not just the last 90 days.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Well fan my brow. There's all my lame stuff in a fantabulous zip phile.
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)
# no probs, thank robtoo
i think i've got all my stuff sitting on my hard drive as it is but i'm going to grap the zip just in case some execrable rubbish from years back is in there...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Great stocking filler
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Skeet ba doop shoop da boop
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# skibaba bow da wow
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# badabadaba skeeee bap dap badopbop
A genuinely good read:
gaijintonic.com/2009/11/23/scatmans-japan/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# thankyou for this link
Fascinating, made even better by the 'scatland' song. Its funny because scat has multiple meanings!
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# ...and here's me...
...doing that joke at Download this year.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BeqZDTtdU
(metalwarlord, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# That's some good shit.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Excrete me?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I tried... it tore a bit :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# should have used marys exlax
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# haha
unexpected faeces!

Nice timing, btw
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Its Shitmas
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# brilliant
made me laugh out loud
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Suitable for young and old
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# congrats on the FP :D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Clicked,
copied into MS Publisher and printed for my brother
(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)
# bad girls
The best thing about knowing where all the good girls live is also knowing where all the bad girls live.
(Simian Typewriter Supplies Pty. Ltd. is house hunting in the neighborhood of infinity, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Ho Ho Ho


(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Surely Santa would rather have
a cool, crisp, refreshing Monkey Beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# HOLY CRAP FUCKING MONKEY FUCKING BEER!!!!
*goes into the WAYBACK machine*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# yay boozed santa
www.b3ta.com/board/9827935
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I can't use Photoshop


Nor can I be bothered to learn it for the benefits of that annoying little emo bitch attention-seeker.
(Zgrzyt My dog gets more Christmas cards than I do., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I don't get it...
but this is at least made by you. So we'll let it go :D

YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# This really is...
...the absolute height of my artistic ability. But at least I've got my looks.

Oh no. Forget that. Well, at least I've got my health.

...

...
(Zgrzyt My dog gets more Christmas cards than I do., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Who's an annoying emo bitch attention seeker?
Have I missed some internet drama?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# i enjoy your anger
whoop!
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] You like candy canes?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# that dwarfs crotch has an awfully obvious tent
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Did you see it twitch?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Nice touch
I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheap, cheerful, and poorly done :D


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I love MSPaint, me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# i see a religious movement about to occur
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Why you do seem a tad short, sir
perhaps a stool to stand on?
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a pop-up card for b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# get the fuck out from there sooty
what are you some kind of idiot bear
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# He'll bring the fucking chimney down
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# poor sooty


(Frogcloset (noun), Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Needs more soot
;)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Police Academy!
Sooty and Sue are re-enacting that scene.

Unless it's Sweep in there?
(Helmut McBucket invites you to pull his finger on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick, dirty and not very good...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# That cardigan is the most cringeworthy thing I have ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Well you can at least pretend you like it!
I spent hours knitting that for you! Ungrateful, that's your problem...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# hush this will be our little secret yes?
I'm getting distracted from my work


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(groovypoodle Terribly inept, please forgive, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# what, the herpes on his chops?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)
# (null)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# L'Arry
it's Larry Bird
(groovypoodle Terribly inept, please forgive, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I'm afraid I don't understand
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)
# What, Larry Bird is a paedo now?
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# This is a prototype of something similar, just readjusting to working in latex. The white liquid is wet latex, it wasn't dry when I took the photos.

CFB
Hopefully the final version will look more convincing and be slightly articulated.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Pretty
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Ani! Little Ani, it IS you!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Cool
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Whoa - I like that...
You should have got the contract to do the Ood; Properly, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# I'm tempted to give it a metal faceplate
It looks quite slig
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# From oddworld?
www.depthsofoddworld.net/images/GameSpeak/slig-exoddus-ps.jpg ?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Yes
the yellow eyes are going to be replaced with black, so I could use them on a removable thing.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# bzonk
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Ugly!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# See a doctor about that
Even unfinished it looks cool. And icky.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# hells yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# wtf?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)
# awesome work :)
I have a bottle of liquid latex, not used it yet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:57, archived)

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