I call it "The Beast", Luke.
*EDIT* Interesting 'fact':
Revered b3tan Professor Kenny Martin once told us that Black & Decker drills have a built-in 'design life' of one hour. ie, it'll drill for an hour before dying.
For most users, this won't be a problem. But it's a pain in the arse if you're drilling all day every day. So pros use De Walt drills.
He once worked in a shop that sold such stuff, he said.
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Revered b3tan Professor Kenny Martin once told us that Black & Decker drills have a built-in 'design life' of one hour. ie, it'll drill for an hour before dying.
For most users, this won't be a problem. But it's a pain in the arse if you're drilling all day every day. So pros use De Walt drills.
He once worked in a shop that sold such stuff, he said.
Luke, pull your pants down!
Edit: Damn you B&D. You're so entry level.
Edit2: Drill pictured is a Porter Cable 9977. Not a clue if this is suitable for professional users, or Jedis.
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Edit2: Drill pictured is a Porter Cable 9977. Not a clue if this is suitable for professional users, or Jedis.
Not likely, you dirty old man.
If you want these pants down, you'll have to use force.
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:45,
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Oh, great. Now the bloody Sith know.
They've got agents everywhere.
Remember that next time you talk idly in the aisles of B&Q.
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:54,
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Remember that next time you talk idly in the aisles of B&Q.
Haha I think we're safe from the dark side.
That's not the actual drill that Obi Wan uses. I used photograph manipulation software to superimpose the drill into his hand. Dunno if you can tell?
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Oh, shit.
This must mean the original film was actually true.
Oh well. At least it all happened a long time ago in a galaxy far away.
Today's drills would probably baffle even the Sith. One would hope.
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Oh well. At least it all happened a long time ago in a galaxy far away.
Today's drills would probably baffle even the Sith. One would hope.
Hmmm not sure
Jedis construct their own light sabres. Surely they don't just use soldering irons and allen keys.
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I think you're right. No matter how noble and refined a Jedi might seem
I bet they'd sort someone out with a hammer if the situation called for it.
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They just tell a protocol droid to have another robot make them.
It's why most of the Star Wars universe looks like a pile of
shit welded to other shit by a brainless automation.
edit: This should be on greedydave's post now that I look at the thread.
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 2:27,
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shit welded to other shit by a brainless automation.
edit: This should be on greedydave's post now that I look at the thread.
Ironically enough, though,
I happen to look like a pile of shit welded to other shit by a brainless automation.
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Yeah, but a rebel subsidiary.
I was listening to your I Love Horses Calypso Spacker Mix yesterday.
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Take it up with the Prof!
Anecdote about the first prototype Amstrad combined record/radio/tape/CD players:
Alan Sugar listened to a record, and then the same album on CD. Couldn't hear any difference. So he directed his R&D doods to make the record player sound worse.
Always looking forwards, these business types.
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 2:21,
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Alan Sugar listened to a record, and then the same album on CD. Couldn't hear any difference. So he directed his R&D doods to make the record player sound worse.
Always looking forwards, these business types.
Ooooh Zelty! Wen sheng hao!
Haven't really been paying attention lately. How did the exams go?
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NIHAO! ^_^ ~~
My last chinese exam went terribly, but I stopped caring because I got a job :). Although I still have to do this bastard dissertation
How are you greedy dave?
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:30,
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How are you greedy dave?
Hao, xie xie!
Congrats on the new job. Is it using your Chinese skillzorz?
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:32,
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Nah, not to start with anyway. The company does have some presence in China though, so who knows eventually.
I'm gonna keep up it up anyway.
SAID THE DESPERATE MAN WITH ERECTICLE DYSFUNCTION.
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SAID THE DESPERATE MAN WITH ERECTICLE DYSFUNCTION.
Good on ya!
Never know when they'll need a Englishman in Beijing. I got as far as learning how to pronounce pinying but didn't take it any further.
I can ask you if you'd like a cup of tea but wouldn't be able to understand your reply! :)
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I can ask you if you'd like a cup of tea but wouldn't be able to understand your reply! :)
Hehe, yeah, I feel a bit like that even now
I can have a conversation as long as it is strictly about a subject I've seen before using only phrases I've come across :)
Still, at least we can both get annoyed when Chinese names and words are pronounced wrongly on the telly.
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Still, at least we can both get annoyed when Chinese names and words are pronounced wrongly on the telly.
Haha! Damn right
I'm not too far from Glasgow and I'm having great fun listening to the Weegies try to pronounce Zheng Zhi's name! :D
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I'd bet there are just such creatures down in the deep sea.
And there is one very pissed off at you for draWing its mOther in a rude pOse.
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Late night painting.
I come up with all of my heart-wrenching stories at 1:20 in the morning.
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The ladies much prefer the taste.
Contains more calories, though. At least it doesn't burn the eyes so.
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:28,
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Nifty chat-up line. The results are plain for all to see.
However, I'm probably crap at skittles, what with never having had a go. So it's not nailed on. All still to play for!
btw - hilarious to hear the British curling team deliberating. They sound like a bunch of angry drunks trying to get a piano up a staircase.
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btw - hilarious to hear the British curling team deliberating. They sound like a bunch of angry drunks trying to get a piano up a staircase.
24 is basically like this already
Lingering shots of Sprint mobile phones and stuff.
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:23,
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Fuck!
If that came out of my missus I'd kill it then her and burn the bodies.
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:14,
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Haha!
They all look like that... and they're not "gifted" either.
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NO ONE IS SPECIAL!
I love it when people are proud of their failure to use birth control
say for example www.b3ta.com/board/9922769
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:27,
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say for example www.b3ta.com/board/9922769
it's just a bodily function, I don't go posting pictures of my morning dump now do I
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:29,
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Fair dos though
Giving birth to Spiderman ain't nothing to sniff at.
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:33,
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yeah, that's true
I just grabbed the most recent
I have seen a lot of ultrasound pictures plonked on the board over the years
ha ha woo! I'm up the fucking duff
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:36,
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I have seen a lot of ultrasound pictures plonked on the board over the years
ha ha woo! I'm up the fucking duff
LOL
Ewwww I hate to think what leaky-brain Darth uses as 'special sauce.'
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:15,
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gaviscon, in actual fact,
is just fireman spunk. just you wait until they launch their pork sword applicator to get it right down the oesophagus.
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:13,
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Adblock's killing your pictures
It's the "_ads_" in the filenames I think.
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:57,
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or in my domain name
bloggerheads
How's this? Better? Or still blocked?
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:03,
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How's this? Better? Or still blocked?
Yay! This one works fine for me.
I think there's a regex tucked away in there somewhere that looks for the word "ads" with punctuation placed directly either side.
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 2:07,
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dammit
I could have had those clicks! :p
www.empireonline.com/features/movie-poster-mash-up/sweets/15.asp
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:00,
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www.empireonline.com/features/movie-poster-mash-up/sweets/15.asp
I'm going to sit in the corner now and think about what I've done
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:31,
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fucking hell I only just found out "What What (in the Butt)" is a real youtube clip
Butters' version is much better
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:43,
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Butters' version is much better
Why would you run a dildo on warp fuel?
Think of the friction burns man.
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:27,
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you'd have space lube innit
plus you never know how many alens turn up and want a go on it
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:31,
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Unless you're thinking of liquid helium I don't think normal lube would cut it.
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:32,
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I just imagined the Mario theme tune
performed by different women with various levels of helium in their "system"
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:00,
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And freeze you death in under a second.
Seeing as it's about 70 degrees colder than liquid nitrogen.
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hello miss!
have you been hiding somehwere?
actually I haven't been on much.
what's happen in the world?
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actually I haven't been on much.
what's happen in the world?
'Miss'? What do you mean 'Miss'?
And I've not been around much either.
I have been spending most of my time over at deviantART and Facebook :P
And I was not aware of a world outside my bedroom.
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I have been spending most of my time over at deviantART and Facebook :P
And I was not aware of a world outside my bedroom.
I had an accident in a moisture vaporator and it wasn't my fault.
I need to consolidate my force-related injuries into one easy to manage injury :)
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I don't hate Star Wars
I just hate everyone who likes it.
not really
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:23,
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not really
Oh. You wanted rude words?
I went into my Tesco to make a point. I forgot they had to be "naughty". Well, watch this space. (If I'm not too lazy. Which I probably AM.)
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it should be Rack off
like they say in Neighbours when they insult spice racks.
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:25,
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poor tesco
They are probably worried and scared that people are simultaneously arranging these particular products to say things all over the country.
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:27,
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+1, Underrated
Very good :)
Do they have any 'S'es? Can soon rearrange it to be naughty then!
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:54,
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Do they have any 'S'es? Can soon rearrange it to be naughty then!
My anagram skills are failing me.
*re-arranges furiously*
Fop Firs...?
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:58,
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Fop Firs...?
i bet that cake is....
wait for it....
...CHEWY! Ah-Ha hAAAAAaAaaA, Geddit?!? Chewie?
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...CHEWY! Ah-Ha hAAAAAaAaaA, Geddit?!? Chewie?
pff
I'll put this here cos I can't be arsed shopping some Tyrrel crisps into Blade Runner or whatever.
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