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[challenge entry] "The only good bug is a dead bug!"
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:40, archived)
# I think you're gonna need a bigger can of Raid :D
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:41, archived)
# MOAR!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Purely out of curiosity,
Did anyone on here like the BBC series Lab Rats? Myself and half the lab love it, but it was heavily slated in reviews. Just wondering...
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:42, archived)
# It had its moments,
but I wasn't sad to see it not renewed.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Needs more alluring oriental lady
and beardy professor-type
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Ha!
I am pretty sure that beardy professor type is Murray from Flight of the Conchords dad: www.cs.utk.edu/~cs102/lectures/MasterMind/mmoriginal.jpg
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] could be sponsored by Bacofoil.....
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:32, archived)
# it took me a while to spot that.
Nicely.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice.
:D
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:37, archived)
# WARNING WIll Robinson
Turn around when possible.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Its hard to do anything with a facehugger glued to your mouth...
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:32, archived)
# *creams*
:D
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:33, archived)
# *custards*
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:34, archived)
# *rhubarbs*
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:36, archived)
# *gooseberries*
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:37, archived)
# the wonderful thing is
they all have suitably pleasing descriptions on urbandictionary :)
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:44, archived)
# pardon?
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] *Hic!*
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:26, archived)
# hahaah
blimey that's a classic bottle :D
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Wreck tha hoose juice
Commotion lotion
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:28, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:29, archived)
# My inner monologue has recently
been entirely in scottish due to watching too much Still Game :(
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:38, archived)
# aawk a way an shite :D
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:42, archived)
# It's weird.
I am now hearing words like Hoalidae, Dug and Faimly all the time in my noggin :S
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Haha off your tits!
Nicely,ningletons and ting.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Would this count, young Skywalker;s triton Shower?
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Yes, that counts.
:D

*clicks*
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:33, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Supoib!
I've still never tried the stuff, it sounds intriguing...
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 21:39, archived)
# excellent!
(, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 17:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, had to...


went all out on the associated cliches too, soft focus, heavy skin airbrushing, glowing eyes etc...
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:24, archived)
# That's really creepy....
Top work!
:D
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Y Fank U!
I held back giving his eyes an unfeasibly strong colour tho...
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Good work!
:D
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] only in morrisons
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Ah the elusive link from a JPG to a BMP of the same dimensions
but with some extra weight for those bandwidth cowboys
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:33, archived)
# I loaded it, emptied my cache and loaded it again.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nicely sir!

:)

*Click*
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Morning sweetheart!
How's you?
:D
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Fine thankee sir!
And your goodself? :)
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:29, archived)
# A tad jaded as I was on a 'lad's night out' till the wee hours....
:D


(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Ha!
Nice one Sah!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Oooooh... nice!
:D
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Taken a long time ago when I was a bakery lackey
Nipples
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:15, archived)
# It's funny, beacause...
oh... wait...
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:21, archived)
# At least you read the compo guidelines
I swear more than half the entries so far have been "Oh doesn't this product have a funny name"
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:32, archived)
# nicely!
this is how this compo should be done.

i went round tesco yesterday specifically with the purpose of finding something rude to do, but inspiration left me.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:46, archived)
# brill
clicks
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Was that your first ever photo
with your sony ericsson k800i?
(, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:34, archived)
#
Haha, now you mention it yes, I think you're right.
(, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 0:32, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ben, are you still using IE6?"
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:05, archived)
# >Implying anything above IE6 isn't trash.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Goddamn motherfucking "operation aborted" bug
/crashed major website last week blog
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost for compo....
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Well if you're doing it....

(cfb)
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:05, archived)
# It puts the repost in a thread
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:06, archived)
# or else it gets the hose again
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:16, archived)
#
HA HA HA HA HA HA
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Now I have this stuck in my head
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:22, archived)
# *click*

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Not exactly a good advert for them....
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Haha.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Ooh, tough crowd today.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:14, archived)
# hehe... *click*
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Very good.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:04, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)
#
Ah, apologies. I've only been on b3ta for just over a week!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Oh FFS... the pun overload...
*GROOOOOOOOAAAAAAANNNNN* *click*
(, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] "I SAID iTunes"...
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Brick-top Vader FTW!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:43, archived)
# hehe, what a classic that is..
calling Princess Leia a soppy tart has the be the highlight
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:33, archived)
# hahahahahahha! ace :D
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Ning Stevie! :)
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:45, archived)
# nings N'!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Time for some subtle product endorsement
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:47, archived)
# *click!*
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:48, archived)
#
Fraser's fault for not limiting the compo to Star Wars/Trek... and opening up the whole sci-fi can of worms.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:55, archived)
# *clicks for the second time*
:D
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Aww thanks.. its always sad when I have to tout my old trash again
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:51, archived)
# any TF-related post gets a click from me
/Decepticon tattoo blog
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Silly Ninj.
:D

*clicks*
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] "it's not the comfiest chair I've sat in..."
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:32, archived)
# I HAF PAID VOR A MEAL AND MY HANDS ARE TIED DOWN!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Beardedwife loves the new adverts for Thomson
He'll stop mid sentence just to stare at Louise Redknapp.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:35, archived)
# if you think the flight was bad, you should see the hotel.
they'll finish building it about a year after you finish your holiday...
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:37, archived)
# its ok
it's all in his mind...
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:40, archived)
[challenge entry] every vader has his needs
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:20, archived)
# mmmmm carmen electra
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:22, archived)
# She looks a bit like a white Beyoncé in that pic
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:29, archived)
# with a touch of Fergie black eyed peas
(now what made me think of that...)

see my sig...
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:41, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:30, archived)
# I thought I heard fwapping
Good ning!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:30, archived)
# Piss Boy!?
:s
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:31, archived)
# O HAI
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:16, archived)
# lacist
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:17, archived)
# one of these men is not like the others....not like the others...not like the others
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:22, archived)
# I considered doing a
Hitmen and Her, but didn't get round to it.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:28, archived)
# I remember watchin The Hitman and Her from The Eclipse rave in Coventry
Pete Waterman trying to do tv, while being off his tits on E....classic!!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:34, archived)
# So it was like every Episode of The Word then?
With Terry Christian in for PW
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:36, archived)
# found a small clip off it...he got progressively worse as the night went on.
wish I still had the VHS tape..it was such a pisser :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx8dRG6Goy4&feature=related
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Look out for Kevin and Perry
at 3m25s. Ah, simpler times, when people took E at clubs and danced, instead of now when they take a bucketfull of charlie and try and start a fight.
Try this for size:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HzzOLu_2CY
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Unshopping in ASDA
Didn't even have to move anything...
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:01, archived)
# Good morning its 1986 and you're watching Thats Life
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:02, archived)
# SHOSHAJISH
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:03, archived)
# I'm hungry and need to poo at the same time
which should I do first?

And don't tell me to do both at the same time.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:06, archived)
# poop first, ALWAYS poop first.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:07, archived)
# brb

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:10, archived)
# for heaven's sake, medi, don't get the two confused, or you'll end up shitting in your cereal!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:21, archived)
# too late :(

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Have you tried contacting Citizen's Advice?
I'm not sure we're the experts here.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:08, archived)
# Oh fuck, I so wish it was 1986
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Before b3ta existed?
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:57, archived)
# I could invent it
and afford to live in a nice house in Kentish town
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:23, archived)
# can we have a humourous shaped vegetable competition...
CANWE?!CANWE?!CANWE?!CANWE?!CANWE?!CANWE?!!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:26, archived)
# have they tried to draw that cockeral as if it's on fire, or something?
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:05, archived)
# nings Stevie
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:06, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
good nings bobs!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf!
Mind if I deposit this pea here?



Ning Forbes and co
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry] 'spose. Forgot to pearoast mine actually, although it's a bit old now.

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:16, archived)
# Oh good lord!
*clicks*
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Epic! :D
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:28, archived)
# It never gets old
:OD
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:29, archived)
# hahaha! nings bhw
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:22, archived)
# hahah!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Well allow me to retort...

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:26, archived)
# Splendid!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:32, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:36, archived)
# that one is still fucking brilliant
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:28, archived)
# is this not over yet?..
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:09, archived)
[challenge entry] It said it was going to be left running. Here, have a pearoast, though it's dubious if it's compo material.
Not that that ever stopped anyone.

Tesco helping a little. I really don't know what was there before:

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:13, archived)
# it's only a pearoast if you're being a cunt and posting it in a new thread ;)

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:19, archived)
# That's brilliant!
I am soo going to go to the store tonight to photograph some packets of Minges Coffee.

If I get time I might pop over to the Asian store and photograph some packets of Shiitake Mushrooms.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHA MUSHROOMS!!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Don't forget the hilaaaaaaaariously named Nobby's Nuts.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:27, archived)
# I just prefer a bit of honesty. Like you get in ALDI...
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:32, archived)
# shit ache lol
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:38, archived)
# COCO?
I don't get it.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:31, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like that! Simple, funny!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:55, archived)
# Gut milk!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:57, archived)
# Stylesheets
Use them you must, or suck your pages will

?
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:01, archived)
# erm... yes?
i think my assertion is unfair on vagabond.. his rain is much better.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:03, archived)
# I just get to see three of the same html pages with the stylesheets missing
making the text all run free over the thumbnail images

No pictures of rain to be seen here

/edit: lookit
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:07, archived)
# RAIN

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:48, archived)
# don't get it?
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:15, archived)
# hahahahah! didn;t Lance Henrikson get food poisoning as a result of that scene?
good nings everyone...
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:59, archived)
# Good morning

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:01, archived)
# hullo medi. All well with you this morning?
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:03, archived)
# Yeah
my head it full with all kinds of liquids, and my throat is sore, but that'll wear off I guess
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:11, archived)
# POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:35, archived)
# I'd get one.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:38, archived)
# yeah you would; you sexy beast.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:43, archived)
# i feel i should recognise what film that's from
btu i'm having mind fail....
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:39, archived)
# ooh
very nice
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Goodmorningeveryone

Just noticed the new compo. Mind if I pee on your thread for a bit?
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Massive clocks ftw!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Thora Hird fucking hates The Doctor.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:08, archived)
# I had a theory once about Whitney Houston & the Daleks
I can't remember it

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:20, archived)
# :D
A++++ would buy again.

i look at that cloning and I think.. wow that's awful... but considering how pissed I am right now... I don't think I've done that bad a job.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:21, archived)
# haha, I didn't even notice that
so that means either it's good cloning or I'm pissed too


in reality I've had to get up early to alter my CV so it looks like I know about wireless networks
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:25, archived)
# yay lies :D
that's what cover letters are for..

my CV doesn't say what you want it to.. but I will use creative reasoning to show how my cv gives me the experience that you want.

fun times...

because of this... I may get put in charge of aircraft because I know how to use editing suites.

EDIT: not like flying them.. just planning their routes to make sure they don't crash in to mountains, sheep and villages.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:27, archived)
[challenge entry] also I gues this fills the requisite of the other compo
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:38, archived)
# Lovely!
'Good Morning... my name's Dave Ross and I'll be fitting your stairlift today'
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:42, archived)

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