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Surely, a musical is the opposite of a watchable film.
Apparently, one of the stage productions was so bad that when the Germans appeared on stage, a member of the audience heckled 'She's in the attic!'
I quite like musicals!Some of them anyway. Stage and film ones.
www.snopes.com/movies/actors/zadora.asp
(www.snopes.com/movies/actors/zadora.asp
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:57,
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who've they got to play the drums?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:58,
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Phil CollinsStill haven't forgiven him for not yet denying writing the "Go Compare" jingle.
Edit : Google "who wrote "go compare" jingle". Phil Collins is result number 2...
(Edit : Google "who wrote "go compare" jingle". Phil Collins is result number 2...
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:59,
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for some reason i read that as the 'webuyanycar' jingle and i very nearly gained a smidgen of respect for the mannearly, but not quite
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:05,
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me and my sex cockevening all!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:04,
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you have a sex cock?! i thought you were a girl!all that pandering for NOTHING!
*flounces*
(*flounces*
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:05,
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welli like girls and i wear comfortable shoes
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:09,
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more quick and dirty, 'twas funnier in my head. Oh well
back to ze old drawing board....
edz314 smelled the glove on,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:44,
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This one was funnier in mine as well
Maybe some films are both crap to watch and crap as inspiration for satire and parody.
I can see how that felt funny in your head!*tickles*
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:04,
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*claws eyes out*Gppd thimg I csn tough tyoe!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:44,
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This scares the beegeesus out of me.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:45,
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Mauriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:48,
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Well, I'm lost.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:36,
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.Jesus why am I so fucking slow?
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:39,
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Don't know butmight have something to do with only getting ten clicks for your milk post lol.
;)
(;)
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:43,
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*bursts into tears*You all just hate me becase I'm not in the clique!
*flounces*
(*flounces*
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:46,
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\o/Yay, the first flounce I'm responsible for.
also, there's a clique? Why wasn't I informed...oh.
also, I was one of the ten!!!!
(also, there's a clique? Why wasn't I informed...oh.
also, I was one of the ten!!!!
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:50,
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Step on the gas and slam on the brakes ! Moving Forward
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:38,
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hahahhahahBurn you bastard!!!
Click
(Click
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:21,
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for gods sake don't waste your tea on it:D
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:22,
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hmmit would help if I gained the ability to post replies in the correct place.
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:23,
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I take it there's more than just water and milk in your tea.... epiphany coming live from sweden,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:24,
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indeedI usually put a tea bag in too
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:26,
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hahaI am quaffing a nice bit of red wine at the mo though. that's probably the best thing to do.
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:32,
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that joke is older than i am!my niece was crying last week at a story in the paper about 2 boys burning a cat to death. it was horrible, but i couldn't resist. i said to her "when they lit it, it went woof!"
strangely, the laughing from everyone else in the room just made her cry more
(strangely, the laughing from everyone else in the room just made her cry more
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:23,
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Reminds me of the old oneWhat has four legs and goes 'woof'?
Piper Alpha*
*Redeemable for one kicking in your Scottish oil town of choice
(Piper Alpha*
*Redeemable for one kicking in your Scottish oil town of choice
Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:28,
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Hahaha!That's the earliest news story I can remember.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:30,
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awwmy friends son got a piggy bank for his birthday and dropped it on the floor as he unwrapped it. I commented that he need to put his pocket money into it first. everyone laughed. he, however, went postal.......
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:29,
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pfff!bugger, babysitting time.
'bye all!
('bye all!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:30,
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Hope you didn't try making it up to herby taking her for a hogroast or similar.
( Curis,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:29,
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if i hadshe'd have eaten the whole fucking thing, the little porker
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:31,
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hahahaha... have this from YEARS ago...
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:39,
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hahahahanot THAT long ago...!
( printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:04,
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Oh, you heartless bastard!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:19,
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Poor Cat... see now your burning.... next time choose others.. Lol'☺
(,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:18,
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you need to put these on a webpage or summityou clever git ; D
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:08,
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Tell me where they all are and I will mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:53,
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Be more specific please ;)If you really want them on a webpage, I can take care of it if you like.
But I'm tired and it's past nine pm here and up since seven am and I'm very tired grumble grumble
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:07,
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ahhhmy work is done.
*puts feet up, has a cigar*
(*puts feet up, has a cigar*
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:20,
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HAHA...ACEsaw this on youtube last night after watching a clip on the "shockwave" jet truck-awesome:D
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Elvis impersonator,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:06,
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that's 'soo' gayI mean, oh my god, what was he thinking of wearing that hat with that tractor????
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:49,
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was thinking I might need to change the filename(
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:02,
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hahaha!max the wonder dog!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:15,
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it was on telly at 11am the other week?was good to see it again for sure
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:01,
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I really disliked David Lynch till I saw that moviethen I fell in love with him.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:02,
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pheww! what have you been eating?!!!
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:36,
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Flush twice . . . it's a long way to the lobby ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:38,
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pfftthey hang upside down & defecate....how does that work out?????????
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:41,
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You said a mouthful ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:43,
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"They are only hanging upside down during the daylight hours, sleeping while waiting for sundown. As they enter the cave, (or go to the tree limb, depending on what type of bat) they defecate just before making the flip to the upside down position, and/or they they wait until they are ready to fly off for the night's hunt, and they will empty themselves, as they turn loose to fly".
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:46,
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Miss Universal Thump
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:30,
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The other kind of bang ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:35,
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It ain't hearts ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:36,
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If ya can't join'm . . . beat'm ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:36,
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Floats his boat !Flipatastic !
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:02,
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you bastard!that's how my uncle died!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:23,
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Stop..........Drop! (I'd drop for that too)... :)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:24,
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Needs a gravity powered kickstand ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:28,
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The Cook, The Thief, His Wife And Her Lover was one of the most tedious fucking things I've ever sat in a cinema to watch.Sorry, nice shop. :)
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:11,
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I agree tooright up there with Sex, Lies, and Video Tape.
( tubaman,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:38,
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Her Looser what?...or did you mean loser?
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:13,
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this hurts my little eyeballsand has a clown in it :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:15,
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next to the guy in the green hat? Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:19,
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pffclarkson amuses me much more than any clown could
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:24,
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He's a fucking monument to pig-ignorant priapism and beneath you SM.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:31,
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that's why he amuses mehe delights in being an utter prick. if he tried to deny it, i wouldn't like him, but i have a grudging respect for anyone who can just say "fuck it, i'll be whatever i want to be, no matter what people think"
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:45,
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Sorry Smash.He's a pubic hair away from being Richard Littlejohn.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:52,
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that's a bit harshrichard littlejohn needs a napalm enema
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:58,
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A cast of rusted iron . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:20,
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Patrolling the dark underbelly of the already quite dark Goth World...(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:03,
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Ready to get malled ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:09,
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he'll cut youthen cut himself
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camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:23,
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I would watch this.I imagine a lot of the footage would have him pouncing from trees in graveyards to stop yobs kicking over headstones.
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:29,
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...Drinkin' beers.......smokin' weed................................................(again)...
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:54,
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i've never noticed it beforebut would.
both of them.
(both of them.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:58,
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The best part isIf you shag Kevin Smith you can get an hour-long monologue afterwards
on how George Lucas offered him a part in Star Wars: The Reckoning
(on how George Lucas offered him a part in Star Wars: The Reckoning
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:05,
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pleasehe'll be far too tired to talk
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:09,
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Speaking of white loafers . . . I wear size 11 ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:07,
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And my tongue's sticking out :P Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:19,
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I'm still checkin out Sweet Rapunzel !XXXelent !
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:23,
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(thanks)...I got more in store......i should be working on it right now, but...you know...
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:26,
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snoochie boochies?
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:21,
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those eyes are scaring me Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:52,
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better stab 'em with knitting needles Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:55,
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i wouldbut i'm using my knitting needles to knit
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:56,
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oo controversialI hope you're knitting an egg cosy
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:59,
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i'm knitting squaresi'm making a blanket for cakie
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:01,
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i like himi shall call him george.
he is a georgeosaurus.
(he is a georgeosaurus.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:48,
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No wonder they were so cross...with his winkie so far back, and those tiny little arms...
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Two Hats 🎩🎩,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:49,
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have you been watching red dwarf? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:49,
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yes, you shouldrimmer makes a joke about t-rexs' inability to wank in series 8
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:53,
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i'd have 'im!got no reach...
I'm off to get drunk - yay! bye for now b3ta!
(I'm off to get drunk - yay! bye for now b3ta!
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:54,
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'bye skuggly!drink a pint of water before bed. i didn't and my hangover is only just going!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:58,
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This is why they died out,they couldn't get the condoms on and died of Jurassic AIDS
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..wil,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:53,
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hahahahaI sense that this beast is all bluster!
( printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:51,
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haha...............Goldblum doesn't wanna know
Elvis impersonator,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:53,
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leave the goldblum alone! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:59,
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UApyd20yK5s Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:27,
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Pre-histrionic ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:10,
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why is that woman's hair made of pot noodle? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:45,
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RationingReal hair wasn't widely available again until the mid 60's.
( IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:48,
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In the 50's they used beehives. IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:49,
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this is a reasonable explanation*is satisfied*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:49,
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:D*is font of (dubious) knowledge*
( IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:53,
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me too!did you know that, in some parts of malaysia, it is considered good luck to fill your shoes with hard-boiled eggs?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:00,
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...and wakes up with a sore bum monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:17,
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it's amazing... Reeves is wooden even when he's asleep...heheh, ace :D
edit: that's it, I'm going home
(edit: that's it, I'm going home
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:27,
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