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[challenge entry] He knows Aikido
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:34, archived)
# They stole his fish supper? The bastards!
Beautifully done, as ever.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# haha
Missed all that. This is even better than I thought at first look, click.
the picture, not your comment, sorry
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Oo bless you!
:)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:51, archived)
# hahahaha! Have a pea..
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# oooooofffff
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] No one.. BUT NO ONE!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# pfffft
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Clicks
Woo..


(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
# pecked to death in the shower
love it
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Pfft.
"cock"
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)
# I have a psycock.
It always knows when something sexy is about to happen.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Does it go stabbing things up?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Im not even sorry
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Goatlover
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Shouldn't you be treating people or something?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:27, archived)
# I'm on evening shifts.
I should be sleeping.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Ah that explains why you are always posting at stupid o clock in the morning
Photoshop me a goat chunders
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
# I already did, ingrate.

(No less than 30% goat parts by weight, may also contain chicken and octopus)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)
# This is not a goat :(
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Some of it is
I'm SORRY if I'm not able to photoshop you a nice sexy goat with goat-boobs. Why don't you ask JollyJack?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:34, archived)
# I want a wadergoat :(
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Now that I can probably do.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)
# mmm
tasty Icelandic fast food.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:34, archived)
# why? What's the matter with people?
Has something happened to people?
You'd tell us if there was something wrong with people wouldn't you?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
# They're all dead dave
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
# I quite fancied Holly
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
# You fancied Norman Lovett?
You big gay!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# If one man fancying another man makes the first man a big gay
then I take back my original comment
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# "... but you shag ONE goat ... "
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Pffft!


(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
# haha
he looks a bit sad.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Maybe he needs some sun
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Most amoosing.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Oh dairy me.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Thats udderly shocking
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Bob: The Suicidal Penguin


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This is the cartoon I have been publishing for the past 2 years... I hope you enjoy it!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
# yes
this is good
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Easter lols!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
# I like it,
but why did it take two years to publish?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
#
Oops, I should have said, I have been publishing it for 2 years.. every week... this is just this week's toon. Please feel free to visit the site to see more :)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# is Bob anything like Suicidal Syd from Viz?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
# No, he's a penguin.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Excellent
right down to our level and welcome!!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Utter win.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Hahaha very nice :)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# haha welcome to b3ta..you'll bever leave
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] :D


edit - sorry - did not realise bindun
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# *poke poke*
Clockwork cat
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Head-Case Relay Race


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Lil Maestro and Head failed to place in their qualifying heat for the Special Olympics. You'll get 'em next year, guys!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# R to tha muthafuckin IS?!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
#
what?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# He means RIS but in a slightly over-exaggerated way
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)
# RIS
What is this all about? I don't understand. I don't get it.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:27, archived)
# There is no RIS.
I think he just wants us to check out his site.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
#
too much secret code for me. but by the sound of it, it don't sound good. for me.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:27, archived)
# The RIS
is the explanation for something that someone doesn't get.
There's a link to a b3ta dictionary from the FAQ.
I think there's a better explanation there.

*there is, here: dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/RIS/
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I love Clive
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# *Click*
Awesome
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# This is fucking awesome.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Hhaha
NNNnnnnnnnice
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:34, archived)
# yay clive!! :)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# ^
(, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Making this was like self harming...

...worth every minute
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# I saw the new boy being interviewed by Jonathan Woss the other day.
I must say, I thought he came across very well, and that he was charming. I look forward to seeing his performance.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# not seen him yet
but I like the Who enough to not care if he's shit
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Twit !

(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Twoo!
Tyay!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] A very VERY long film...
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Best of all the Se7en deaths.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:07, archived)
# yeah, that was brilliant when he suddenly moved, although Leyland Orser's (is that correct?) performance after being forced to commit the lust crime was a bit unnerving....
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)
# For me it was the post-rescue story
That he survived. I like how that's all you're told.

Man - therapy wouldn't cover that.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Yea to Sloths!


(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Ho hum...
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# have you ever tried getting a cat to take a tablet of any colour?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Best. Reply. Evar.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Keanu Reeves has never ripped my thigh to pieces, ever!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
# You sound like you're quite disappointed.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# he keeps trying
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
# haha
I have the scars to prove it.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
# It's full cuff workman gloves
and at least 2 sleeves before I even try now
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Do you have one of those handy gadgets for adminstering tablets to cats?
They don't work.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Wrapping the cat tightly in a towel before trying to administer the tablet helps.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# ah
I'll try that next time. Not even my cats, they're my GF's.
I don't really see the point of cats.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Ever tried wrapping a cat tightly in a towel?
/goto 10
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:08, archived)
# It's easy
just leave its head poking out

You still need four hands to administer the pill though
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Yes. Yes I have.
There's a skill to it, but it's still better than trying to administer a pill to an unwrapped cat.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# This is mildly amusing-
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# get him on the Bucky and see what happens
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# yes
and correct
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# yup
1. crush tablet
2. mix tablet with water, or swarfega or something
3. parcel tape cat to table
4. apply tablet mix up cat's arse with syringe
5. let the little bugger work out how to get free - cos cats are well clever, innit
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# this just sounds like fun anyway
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
# christ almighty ^THIS
Tried leaving it in her food, she'd scoff the lot, leaving her medication. Insert it into something like a small piece of corned beef, she'd expertly eat the CB, spitting out the pill...
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# glue it to a fish
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# But then you've just got a squirming cat with a fish glued to it.
I can't see how this would help.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# you have caused us mirth
for that you bust be wooed and yayed
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
cat related pea
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] This is an animal right?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# 4 chan can fuck right off


/ac
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Oh noes! Not a 4chan meme!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# This story is really old.
Why is the telegraph reporting it like it's news?
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] More horsie fun
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha WIN!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# hahahahahah! *click!*
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# excellent
have a sugarlump
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# chuckle
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Lovely
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] A heart warming tale of love, deception and flatulence.

(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Hahah!
+10 points for overtly toilet humour.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# this
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# How wonderfully silly!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Stageroach
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# arf
: )
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] *hopes it's not too obscure*
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Well
Irishman 1 : Wish that was Sophia Loren

Irishman 2 : Wish it was dark
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Hehehe.....Drops a pea....
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# *ahem*
Look a few pages back.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# I made this years ago
so i'm still first.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll take this moment to pea... *runs away*







(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
All great
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Tenuous compo entry repost

(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# "I'm the greatest chicken" hahahahahaaha
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
#
That's my favourite bit too
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Bring back Maggie Gyllenhaal!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# arf :)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Yep, works for me

(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# heh!
i like that
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# heh :)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# heheheh!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# heh heh!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# haha
that's lully
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Nice.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, Go on then, one for the road...
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# I second this response
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I third it
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Passed!
Let the motion be recorded.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# *records motions*
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwwwww
Someone's been on the fermented blueberries.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
this compo has quite some potential
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# reminds me of NYE 99/00
and all the cheap red wine
woo and yay
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# New Chunky Ribena - available form all good supermarkets now
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] :)


This is my cat Figaro. I think he's perfect for the part.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Lully!
Showing your pussy on the internet you sick man!!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# :)

(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Woot :D
Have a cat one i just finished :D

(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# heheheh! Pur-fect ;D
and Figaro looks vicious!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# There's few things sharper than the claws of an excited kittin
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# hah :)
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Good one :)
 
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# What a talented cat!
I look forward to his future work.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)

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