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# hurrrrrnnnnnnngh!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Needs more Argonauts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 20:45, archived)
# yy
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:04, archived)
# meeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:09, archived)
# do ray
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:09, archived)
# far so
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:09, archived)
# la teee
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:09, archived)
# under 20 to go now
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:09, archived)
# a
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:10, archived)
# meep meep
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:10, archived)
# beep beep
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:10, archived)
# hgskj
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:11, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:11, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:11, archived)
# Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:21, archived)
# Lol you failed lolrofl!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:32, archived)
# uu
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:04, archived)
# ii
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:04, archived)
# oo
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:04, archived)
# pp
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:04, archived)
# aaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:04, archived)
# ssss
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:04, archived)
# sssdd
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:10, archived)
# Something involving something, and possibly something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:10, archived)
# la
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:10, archived)
#
WTF:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 20:45, archived)
# dun dun, dun dun
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 21:20, archived)
# My greengrocer has just bought an iPhone.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 20:35, archived)
# you forgot
"compas's"
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 20:38, archived)
# haha
I like thi's
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 20:43, archived)
# clever
its worrying how the pedant in me sprang into life before i got you're joke though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 21:02, archived)
# your
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 21:04, archived)
# all
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
# gay
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)
# it's
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 21:05, archived)
# I
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 21:18, archived)
# christmas
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 21:34, archived)
# xmas
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 21:56, archived)
# 'sup
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 20:35, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 20:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Hee hee, nice,
that's me...right now!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:13, archived)
# cat's got the right medicine
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# How lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:18, archived)
# priestophile rofl
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Has /board been dead for an hour?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 20:30, archived)
# yeah i think so
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Very Gilliam.
I was amused the other day to find out that the proper word for the Catholic Church's policy of baptising babies is... wait for it...

"paedobaptism".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 20:32, archived)
# "Beware them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased."
(c) C. Dickens 1843
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] the only good thing about darth mandel-sidious
is that he eventually gets chopped in half.



edit: as per the frankie boyle joke...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:22, archived)
# nicely done
minor TJ: I'm proud of b3ta today in that no one's been making tasteless jokes at Poland's expense (yet)

that is not an invitation to prove that i've jinxed it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:25, archived)
#
*looks at floor, kicks heels, whistles*
tries not to draw attention to the thread below
(Spikey, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:29, archived)
# They'll start invading the board in 8 minutes time
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Damn Iridonians....coming over here, removing all horniness

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:33, archived)
# :D
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 20:36, archived)
# A lil' sumting for y'all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:10, archived)
# hahaha
SPANNGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Holy shit!
Look at him go! Nice looping. Still can't master that.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:21, archived)
# ;)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:32, archived)
# :DDDD
Awesome:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Anybody have any luck with the gee gees?


I didn't :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:04, archived)
# I bet they'd go round and round
I won:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
# You are a horse?
Dont push it young man
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:07, archived)
# I had a feeling they would do that but didn't go with my insticts.
I'm kicking myself now!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:08, archived)
# is that
freddy mercury on the horse?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Watch out, you'll be B&.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:10, archived)
# huh? why?
edit: *realisation dawns* oh shit...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:16, archived)
# He's called Vimod
He usually rides a zamboni. Apparently.

(I've no idea who he is either I just went along with it and hope the other B3tans don't realise I'm a fraud!)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] made me giggle...
why would you ever name your company this?!

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Hurr-hurr
...poids.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:16, archived)
# shchee?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Don't mind if I do!
*shcheeeeeeeees*
Also, how many members here are 5punkers?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# not any more.
is there something worth playing? I'm not much of a shoot-em up chap but i do enjoy the odd fantasy mmo. Also Tiger Woods PGA golf online is fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:30, archived)
# 5punkers are gay don't get involved with them
btw I'm a 5punker let's hang out
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Hang out with my wang out?
Excellent. Eve addict and Modern Warfare 2 junkie myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Good games. EVE has a fair following within 5punk. MW2 doesn't, but I like it so whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your cock?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived)
# ^ This Hard!
EDIT: not really hard...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:20, archived)
# You love it!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:10, archived)
# perhaps
you could ask Le Coq Sportif and then TELL THE INTERNETS!

also, dried lemon grass is fucking rank. You may as well stick straw and a lemon in your soup.

edit:- I know I've been away a while but van you just compo any old shite now?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:19, archived)
# yea, i agree
but getting decent curry ingredients is proving to be quite difficult over here...maybe i'll try the straw-and-lemon trick next time...hehe
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Yes. Yes you van.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
# I'm a fat-fingered cunt.
I'm also a fat-bellied cunt but that's not important here.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:28, archived)
# No problen
We all fick up with out typing sometimes. Me especially cos of this keyboard with goddamn RAVINES between the keys.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:50, archived)
# there's actually a compo for this stuff
so it's a slightly more specific kind of shite.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:24, archived)
# I never have any idea.
I actively avoid the compos in a dirty protest and I don't think I've looked at the b3ta web page in more than 3 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:27, archived)
# No, that compo is for making rude displays in shops. Not photographing products.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived)
# yea fair enough
but i'm by no means the first to post a stupidly named product instead...meh
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Hey, I'm all for posting any old shit in the compos.
I'm just also terribly pedantic sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:52, archived)
# I'll brand your cock
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:40, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:40, archived)
# 66'1?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:55, archived)
#
it's upside down *HOWLS*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:00, archived)
# That's nothing!
I have a pack of this in my cupboard: www.islandmix.com/backchat/attachments/f6/58454d1256173066-debate-why-men-love-women-who-cook-cock-soup.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Chewie NO!!!


You'll ruin it for the kids!
Bindun?
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:58, archived)
# ....................
this website isn't 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# pedobear is too 4chan for b3ta.
Not sure exactly why.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Because it's too 4chan

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:50, archived)
# 2 fourchan
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Twenty-fourchan?
Or Eightchan?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Two fours a chan

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived)
# :C
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Awww
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:03, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# *fwapage*
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:56, archived)
# I don't think Thatcher ever looked that good
I suppose, if you put a paper bag over head - so she didn't suffocate - but that's getting into a realm where she might have looked like that and we have already established that that is not going to have happened in this universe.

I feel dirty.

*edit* the whole of politics would have been different in the eighties if she did - a bit more Italian I suppose.

Now I feel even dirtier.


(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:00, archived)
# I say!
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# *wishes the lady was for turning...*

*...round and over the desk for a good rogering*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:04, archived)
# I now wish I hadn't scrolled so far down :(

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 19:28, archived)
# lazy eye, my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:32, archived)
# raar
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Hello sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:45, archived)
# hello madam.
how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:00, archived)
# It's obviously not lazy
It's exercising.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:00, archived)
# :DD
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Hey, fans - I'm on my first beer of the evening, smoking a fag and doing this on my laptop in the lovely evening spring sunshine.


What are you up to?

C For B
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
# trying to lurk
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:12, archived)
# you just failed at lurking
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Pffft.
Fail.

EDIT: Piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Testing out the inferior solution of filtering partial solutions by isomorphism, rather than canonical checking.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Again?!
You're always doing that.

Try rotating it by 30 degrees for extra giggles, and sticking a goat on top.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Canonicalisation
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Sailing on the high seas
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:19, archived)
# \o/
Have some rum, soddomy and the lash with that, and a good helping of saucy maidens, cutlases and going "Arrrr!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:30, archived)
# i'm on beer number two
after scrubbing the green muck off the fence as i'm restaining them tomorrow. mrs thor and thoretta were making a start on repainting the garage.

i'm now on the pc laptop and will be giving the little one her bath shortly and then i shall have a splendid homemade pizza later on ans possibly some sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:00, archived)
# ha.
nothing like man's work and beer to make you feel like a man.

I built some shelves recently. My testicles grew by at least 3lbs
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:05, archived)
# i currently feel like i'm carrying a weekends shopping in my pants area.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:11, archived)
# I find that you can heighten that experience
by putting half a pound of raw bacon and a couple of challottes in your Calvins. And some mayo if you are that way inclined.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Why is is never raining in your images any more?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry]


Gordon Brown after getting kicked out of the (drinks) cabinet
(mrwoggle, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Special Brew???
Have you seen how expensive that stuff is these days?
Make mine a chemical cider in a blue bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Hahahha this so wouldn't happen.
Thing with Gordon Brown is, I reckon, that he's a nice man, honestly trying to do what he thinks is best, and just utterly, utterly ballsing it all up.

A bit like a friendly but over-enthusiastic, mongy uncle.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry] politicians should be shot into space
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# In space no-one can hear your cabinet fall.
.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Space . . . the final front rear !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Sprouts mexicaine?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] stick a head on it and have fun....that's my motto for the day:D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Yay!
There is light at the end of the tunnel! He may need to burrow more though...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# I prefer "Wrap your whacker, before you attack her."
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
# my old favorite.
"one up the bum, no harm done"

They take a bit of convincing though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# What's so terrible about working in a library?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:11, archived)
# nothing
if you have tits and no shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# I don't understand but okay.
Being unemployed ain't no hlll of beans.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# I'm unemployed.
have been for years. It's great.

Librarian isn't a job. It's something to do because McDonalds rejected you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# I'm going to assume you're on some sort of war pension/stipend.
I would shit broken glass to work in a library if
it saved me from flipping burgers for proles in McDs.

You have the universe of literary genius at your fingertips.
You're assaulted by a legion of fit college students daily.
How can that be worse than shovelling offal into the faces
of people too thick to operate a microwave?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:07, archived)
# You're assuming that Pasanonic has a valid argument...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:09, archived)
# fucking hell.
have I pissed you off too?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Ha. No, not really.
Just in a bad mood, and aggressive because of it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# I like librarians
really.
I love libraries and think that more reading would save society.

Actually I just have a problem with one librarian who is an abusive cunt on here and I just wanted to subtley let him know that I know where he works and it was me who told his city employer how he spends his working hours using the library computers making abusive comments and death threats.

I do get an army pension but it's only beer money.
I've been retired officially for 5 years but unofficially nearer 9.
I made my money in construction.
I'm genuinely sorry that your job situation does not appear good, however I'm old school and I'd rather be on the dole than abandon my pride to be somebody's bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Well said and fair enough.
This is the pathetic thing of it - I decided to quit my (managerial)
job and look elsewhere. So I got a temp job at the local hospital,
where I did all right for a couple of months then caught a cold -
during which I pulled a muscle in my back. I asked to be given
lighter duties and instead I got the elbow. My back was fine a week later.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
#
convincing rohypnol
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
#


Click for bigger (178 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# haha
Better stock up, they're changing the formulation so it dissolves less well in liquid.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
# I've already developed
an atomiser. Write 'Chanel' on the bottle and they administer it themselves, avoiding any uncomfortable legal issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Nice idea.
Can I suggest you change the logo to 'charnel' - that way chanel can't sue you and you'd have an extra lol if you needed to 'dispose of the evidence' at any time.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Hahahaha fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:07, archived)
# :DD
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(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:11, archived)
# :D
woo as usual mr elvis, woooooooo

isnt he a darling
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha...just purrfect
*lolcatfan*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Hahaha
TJ: Vladimir Putin is a bit of a bastard: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8613176.stm
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# for stating that
nothing like this has happened before? I think he may be correct. I don't recall a situation where an accident has taken the life of a country's leader (albeit a figurehead not involved in actual policy decisions) along with other prominent officials.

I'm not understanding your ire.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# I think he's imagining Putin saying it in a sarcastic voice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:16, archived)
# ah.
he'd be a right cunt in that case. (Putin, not Yemen. [who may actually be a cunt being a student but I could not possibly suggest that])
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:25, archived)
# :D:D....He's a funny guy that Putin
hows about a shop Putin compo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Putin on the putz :
dictionary.reference.com/browse/putz
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# He's doin' an endoscopy of his own self . . . "Stick ahead and get there in the end!"
More motto !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:19, archived)
# This is absolutely spendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] At the Eden Centre in Cornish Cornwall
(Nono oh no, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:50, archived)
# bbkab
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:51, archived)
# fkv
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# it's like that wall can read my mind
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Yes please :D
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(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
# This eye/nose intruiges me.
Intrigues? Ah, right.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# TOAP
;)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# I believe the correct term
is "soapy tit wank"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)

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