b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 38316 (Older | Newer)

[challenge entry] Rockemp Me Off


www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcSjJgSK-II
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:33, archived)
# WHo is that he switches to?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:34, archived)
# That . . . would be me !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Hello
you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Hello !
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMfyoC4LrI0
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:59, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Play On !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:47, archived)
# The twang's the thang!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Wang Dang !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:53, archived)
# looks like somebody's been at the speed again...
tsk tsk
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 10 May 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Stuck in neural . . .
t
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Ross mania hits town
*throws underkemps and swoons:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 23:40, archived)
# *flix bix*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Austerity competition time.


Click for bigger (88 kb)
(pineapple_juice, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Duck and Cover !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Genuine lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:40, archived)
# I heart the likes :)
(pineapple_juice, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:52, archived)
# you don't mind Damocle :D
(herman:D, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Mine the force?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:18, archived)
# I was going to say precisely this,
but I was logged out and too slow.

Dear Holland,

please return my hummus by special delivery.

Yours (the force) sincerely,

Manholio.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Did you think "Use the force, Luke" was "Yours the force, Luke" all this time?
Do you also think they fight with Life Savers?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:23, archived)
# A line have beened distorted by the dark world
winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:31, archived)
# I've never seen that before
and am genuinely choking from laughing now
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:36, archived)
# I used to think they were life savers when I was little.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Luke Stairwalker and Hand Solo
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 May 2010, 23:32, archived)
# PULL OVER !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:24, archived)
# No, it's a cardigan actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Nice thread s !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Thank you,
I dress to thrill.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:35, archived)
# yours?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:25, archived)
# i talk posh :D
ahahahahahahahah
(herman:D, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:43, archived)
# great pun
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:28, archived)
# yours all gay
Left, left, left right left!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I think you'll find these to your liking.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 10 May 2010, 22:06, archived)
# hahaha!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:08, archived)
# *is aroused*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Keeping a breasts !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Oh yes!
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Oh yeah baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:21, archived)
# sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:29, archived)
# "It's all real, I can see them all.."

Another random moment...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:55, archived)
# For those of you with TVs
Derren Brown on in 2 mins.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Can't, I'm glued to my chair
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Again?
What's he claiming he can make us do this time?
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Convince a prozzie that her meat-chuff is a real clam
and go diving off the side of Barry Island.

I think it's a repeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:02, archived)
# I hope this new investigation stuff
is better than his events stuff. I do love his trickery, but the events series was pretty piss-poor.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:01, archived)
# To be fair
this is where the guy shines, exposing charlatans
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Thanks
Didn't know he was on.
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Mon 10 May 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Oh God, I feel sorry for these witless "believers"
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Agreed
I'm feeling a mix of genuine pity and 'Don't be such a spacktard'
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Why, when channeling dead people
do these "spirits" feel the need to be such mysterious bastards.
You never get one come through saying "It's your Uncle Bobby and you need to behave yourself in the bathroom 'cos when I look down on you from heaven I can see you wanking"
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Try EVP
The "voices" are even more vague there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Actually, I think that one would be a guaranteed hit.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:19, archived)
# There was a notice on Derek Acorahs website a while back
saying he'd had to cacel some theatre dates owing to "unforseen circumstances." Says it all really.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:25, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/questions/evilpranks/post108789
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Surely he'd be tempted to take a proportion of each one?


(and apologies for deleting - file size was too big!)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:37, archived)
# You bad, bad person!
Just for that, look at the popular page.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:39, archived)
# ^ Twunt!

EDIT: Not you Tribs, the other lady
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:50, archived)
# clever
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:41, archived)
# You take the red pill you keep the Labor government, you take the Blue pill and wake up to powerful Tories who will show you just how much their trust funds will grow
Edit: now less wordy
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:42, archived)
# I was gonna click this reply
but I preferred the one that got deleted. This new revised version is too wordy - it loses its edge.
edit: much better - snappier and more to the point. Like my banjo string.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:46, archived)
# A Deja Vu? That means they changed their manifesto!
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:47, archived)
# hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Threadjack!
but are there any good ideas how to keep background image transparency without having massive PNG filesize? Gif doesn't seem to work, and I don't want to drop a massive filesize on /board and get lynched. I can get no lower than 743k where gif would be 40k but the background borks. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Upload it somewhere and we can take a look?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Cheers.
Rather spoils the intended effect popping it on here but I'll never learn otherwise. This is the .gif
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:53, archived)
# You didn't save it as an animation, or something, did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Nope!
Peter Davidson got his elephant comp gif to about 15k! Grrr..
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:59, archived)
# whack the png file somewhere and I'll see if I can squish it under 100k for you
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Ta!
Hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:59, archived)
# GIF 128 No Dither
As transparency (removed the pure white) gets it to 21K.
tribs.uuuq.com/Loverkillertest2.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:03, archived)
# ooh,
I just uploaded the PNG too!
Thanks! :) Now to test it! I won't start a new thread I think.
EDIT: Thanks all, still leaving white lines inbetween the colour changes and around the 'hidden' objects. I'll keep playing though. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:09, archived)
# I dunno what stopped you gettign a transparent background in the gif.
In GIMP, I get caught out all the time by forgetting to add an alpha channel.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:12, archived)
# a few options:
pngcrush is a somewhat fiddly to use command-line only png compressor that makes crazy small lossless files

if you use photoshop - the SuperPNG plugin makes reasonably small png files.

some other image editors/converters have compression features.

Generally though, png files are not all that small. So the next option is to reduce the resolution of the image.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Hmm
Been looking at PNGcrush, and looks fiddly. I use Fireworks not photoshop (with a side of illustrator) as that's what I know, normally I .gif my images fine but want to play with things appearing/disappearing on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Ohhhhh, I see.
In which case I'm not being a whole lot of help. Sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:23, archived)
# IrfanView has a plugin for compressing PNGs
However it's not amazing. I saved your GIF as PNG with transparent background and it somes out as about 50k using the default settings, 18k with the PNGOUT plugin. I had a white background in IrfanView when I saved it.

http://www.b3tards.com/u/aa762463d2318a85319b/clipboard01.png
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:06, archived)
# If the semitransparent stuff is mainly in one area you could slice it in to multiple files.
Or go for a 8bit png / gif with a matte of a light grey midway between the board's post colours.

edit: If you like the sound of PNGcrush, there's also psydk.org/PngOptimizer.php . It's stand-alone (you don't need to install it).
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Clever.
But already bindun and at the top of the popular page
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Cheers
Haven't been on b3ta in weeks (hangs head in shame) and had more than a hunch that it would've bindun. Oh fiddles!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:53, archived)
# I feel your pain
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:58, archived)
#
Why would cameron be giving him the choice of labour anyway?
(Testicles just for you, Mon 10 May 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Apologies in advance*

*Hangs head in shame
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Chain it to the floor
Link it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Ha ha fantastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:47, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 10 May 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Hope you don't mind Damocles...


Click for bigger (88 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 May 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Now do one for riverghost - a SlatNav
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:16, archived)
# I honestly thought of doing a prat nav, while waiting for this to load.
:-S *gibbers*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:19, archived)
# and that's me for the night..
Film and early night with mrs.bitsick I think... She seems to get annoyed when i B3ting..
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 May 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Tell her to get used to it

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Women! Know your place!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Wrapped around my sex cock!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Like thread deleters!
www.b3ta.com/board/10041798
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:29, archived)
# i think they noticed the image was over 100kb
which is worse, deletion of a thread or being over the limit?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 10 May 2010, 21:34, archived)
# I think for once, we need all parties to come together
and make the decision that I was wrong on both counts
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:38, archived)
# pish and posh!
I'm shaving a bit of the file size - posting again in a sec, old bean

And arf! at your now (sadly) deleted comment - sorry about that!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:34, archived)
# I don't mind at all.
I can't remember the last time I started a bandwagon.

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:34, archived)
# twat
nav
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Are the other two singing "His a wanker"?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Yes, this depicts Ross Kemp being bullied by midgets. Not so hard now, is he?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Please substitute "I'm" with "He's"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Hey . . . those be The Lollipop Kidz ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Looks like they all need a piss.
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Sorry... NSFW!


Click for bigger (116 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 May 2010, 20:54, archived)
# It took me a while, but I got there
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:56, archived)
# How tacky!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Sharp and to the points !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
# This should be in next month's edition
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Also, this reminds me of Buffy's swear keyboard

I guess it's hard not to swear when typing like that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:57, archived)
# made i larf
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Magneato !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Arf!
Here's a graphical depiction of my carbon footprint.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Actual lol here

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:01, archived)
# I did a shit in my breadmaker
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:05, archived)
# SHIT IN A KETTLE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Apologes to Damocles
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:46, archived)
# GO TO YOUR ROOM

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:47, archived)
# I'M THERE MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:52, archived)
# woohoo
I've started a bandwagon!

Sorry b3ta.

(no I'm not!)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:52, archived)
# oh go on then, one more...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Ag-A-Do-Do-Do
Push pinapple, shake your bits...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:50, archived)
# ACK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:57, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPichttp://www.b3ta.com/board/10041658
(herman:D, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:29, archived)
# On the volley
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# does it put on a Predator invisibility device?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Want some candy?
Want some candy?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:35, archived)
# yes please
Frank Frazetta's dead so if it can be shaped like a buxom sci-fi wench then that would be apt
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Erm... I seem to be all out of wench-shaped sweeties..
I've got a couple of black jellybabies with lumps on that could be interpretted as tits... Will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Hahaha,
although, calling on a younger version of yourself for back up might me considered cheating.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# I can't believe I failed...
I was trying to post my multi-post cock and you interrupted.

Edit: I have now changed this to the Battenburg one because that is what I am eating... What are you all eating?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Awwww I'm sorry, Jiggly-man.
You could say I'm a... cock-block.
*and I've just eaten a silly number of Digestive biccies with 2 cups of tea. YOMP
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Now worries...
Digestive biccies are a tad boring...

*Should have gone for Jaffa Cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Jaffas are a deathtrap!
It's physically impossible to not eat a whole packet.
I'm a biscuit-addict, so boring digestives are a kind of damage-control :P
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:34, archived)
#
whole packet six packets
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:36, archived)
# Nnnnnnnggggg
*spasms in jaffacake lust*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Fusilli pasta with pasta sauce and Matteson's smoked sausage, chopped up
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Nice!

EDIT: Nice Bork
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
# I was..
getting tired of these.. til now!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# These are brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Thank you...

I got there in the end

*slightly pissed/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:39, archived)
# I have just had a search of the image that someone did, where my cock ended up in a boiling pot...
and found this... O_O

Does anyone remember who did the boiling pot thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Down in front !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Nice one, Mr Blaskó
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 10 May 2010, 20:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:13, archived)
# I finally got to see that TomTom film that everybody keeps talking about in a mate's car.
I thought it was the most overrated thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:16, archived)
# that's because you saw it on a small screen.
To really appreciate the twists and turns, you need to see it in 3D on IMAX.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Turn! Left! At! The! Next! Junction!
Shatnav
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:24, archived)
# ok, I'm done now.
had to get it out of my system
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
# * Less is more
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:32, archived)
# that's what she said!
*audience ooohs*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:34, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Also, this

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Woo yay to all of these!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Goddamn you

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Ha ha
I read the first two frames and thought it was going to be more politilols. Actually the third, too.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 10 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Yer know?
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Arf!
Apols for TJ, but it was a b3tan who made this, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Yeah, I believe that's c_kick's

/edit: I guess I should tell them that
/edit2: check! www.totalleh.com/page-12/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Think this is the original on his site
www.totalleh.com/287-t-mobile-redone-wallpaper-sized-1280x1024.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:16, archived)
# I was a little broader minded with this

(Mr T, Mrs T, Ice T, Booker T)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Hope it hasn't already...
bindun... it took far too long!


Click for bigger (279 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 May 2010, 19:54, archived)
# To the point !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:59, archived)
# When she's on her knees
The point is so high
I keep sayin' please
Keep it out of my eye

She's a Conehead
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:07, archived)
# When He's on TV
It makes me sick
I keep sayin' please
"Turn off, he's a dick"

He's a cunt Kemp!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 May 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Picture a ring
That is the thing
That's getting her hot
A hoop or a ring
going over the top

Of her conehead
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Picture a rope
made just for a dope
Just for a sec'
A noose or a rope
going over the neck

Of the cunt Kemp

:D :D
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 May 2010, 20:16, archived)
# I'm getting the feeling you don't like him

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# I don't mind him..
... I'd just rather circumcise myself with a swiss army knife than watch him.
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 May 2010, 20:28, archived)
# He's met his match at last!

With apologies to herman :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Yes! Finally!
Yay for SithCat!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:31, archived)
# His Catnip count is off the chart
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Mercury and chemtrails and vaccines and WAKE UP SHEEPLE!?
research it yourselves!


.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:34, archived)
# WAKE UP MUPLE
EDUCATE YOURSELF DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Everyone knows he switched lives with Sebastian Haff
and died fighting an Egyptian mummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# love that film.
love bruce campbell.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Saw him live a while ago
Q&A after a showing of "My Name is Bruce".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:12, archived)
# OMGz0r!!1! the vid's already been taken down
which pretty much establishes the truth of whatever it said.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:16, archived)
# PAWED !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
perfect
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:36, archived)
# I like this
Therefore I shall be clicking the button bearing the legend "I like this!'
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 10 May 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Hahaha
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:37, archived)
# YAY!!
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:38, archived)
# haha
soup herb. clicket clickety goo
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:41, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Excellent, we've waited too long Darth Tiddles!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:42, archived)
# The superiority of paw power
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Hahahha! Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:43, archived)
# YES

I tell ya, if you hadn't done this, I would have
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:52, archived)
# fucking LOVE IT :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:07, archived)
# brilliant
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice to get a new twist to an old meme! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:12, archived)
# I can't believe this made me home lol
*click
*click
*click
*click
*click
*click
*click
*click
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:16, archived)
# also
although it is only 8:18
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
# ha - excellent
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 10 May 2010, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Here is the paper which is my p45...


He's just quit if anyone's interested...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8672859.stm

(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 10 May 2010, 19:04, archived)
# aaaw...I'm missing the one-eyed Scottish idiot already:(
bye Gordon...we'll still 'shop you from time to time:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:09, archived)
# He'll still be around
Like Tony, I bet he's made plenty of friends in business who can offer him lucrative jobs and speaking opportunities.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:20, archived)
# There there . . . so long . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:14, archived)
# He looks very trim there
Poor bugger. I'll miss his bumbling lack of media savvy
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] !
(I helped save b3ta! MAP, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Holy Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 10 May 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Aaaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:25, archived)
# wow
wow again:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:27, archived)
# ARGZ
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Binky Binkerby
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Hahahah
Woo:D
(herman:D, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm gonna repost this
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:27, archived)
# This hurts my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Yay!
i have a nose bleed *dies*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:31, archived)
# 10
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:31, archived)
# very nice indeed..
reminds me of the old Tommy Cooper sketch with the nazi/british soldier.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 May 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Aaaaaargh!

Killll it! Kill it with shoelaces!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:09, archived)
# all I can say is: Dayuum.
The labour party must be working their nuts off to try and pull of a liblab coalition. I thought they were going to be dragging Sadsack out of No 10 kicking and screaming. I was looking forward to seeing him cry. I want to know if the tears only come out of one eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:45, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds