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# i have absolutely no idea why i made this

the gurning man festival
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:12, archived)
# it's the wicker mmnnnnng!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Having no reason is often the best reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:15, archived)
# roonie..this years world cup hero/villian...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:16, archived)
# hehe
couldn't resist
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:22, archived)
# I'm making reservations for next year's event . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:16, archived)
# This is the way of b3ta - there is no reason why, it is enough to simply say "because you can..."
the woo is with you
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:19, archived)
# HIGH FIVES
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Nnnnnngh!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:06, archived)
# !gnnnnnN
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:10, archived)
# *joy*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:12, archived)
# ...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:02, archived)
# rectal exams are only for smart arses
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:03, archived)
# I am puzzled
how would one study for such an exam
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Cram all night . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:07, archived)
# ARF! dont make me get the frying pan out again
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Ouch . . . anywahay |||>"<|||
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:32, archived)
# sit on many textbooks
and hope something rubs off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Hey, putting textbooks under my pillow made me pass finals!
It really works, honestly.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:09, archived)
# i had a tutor under my pillow
doesn't explain why i failed maths
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:15, archived)
# I have utmost confidence in our fine British doctors.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:16, archived)
# And I have every confidence in the ability of wikipedia to solve any medical problem I encounter.
God bless the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:26, archived)
# I KNOW YOU ARE LONLEY BUT DID I SAY YOU COULD PUT YOUR FINGERS IN THERE JEFF GOLDBLUM?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:34, archived)
# YOU LEAVE THE GOLDBLUM OUT OF IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:37, archived)
# !

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:41, archived)
# I don't know why
but so many of your images make me think tesco value catnippp

I'm sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:44, archived)
# that is odd as alot of it has no political content
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:45, archived)
# much like catnippp's images
:D

badum-TISH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:49, archived)
# ahaha
that said, alot of the stuff he raved about is true
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:49, archived)
# much better!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:51, archived)
# ahahh
PIMP MY GOLDBLUM

(it doesn't look like him)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Then how do you know it was him?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:56, archived)
# the file name?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:04, archived)
# PHWOARRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:14, archived)
# you love trotting this one out, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:49, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:48, archived)
# !

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:52, archived)
# why do i suddenly wish i was a platypus?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:54, archived)
# king jesus only fists
:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:55, archived)
# and he's no goldblum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:00, archived)
# *consults calender*
yes!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 2:11, archived)
[challenge entry]


Possibly not all that educational but worth a shot.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:22, archived)
# pffft
EUTHANASIA: It's like abortion, but for your grandparents.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:25, archived)
# YOUTH IN ASIA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:27, archived)
# I have considered, but I think I'll stick with acupuncture for the moment
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Needs more compulsory
When it's time to go, we will let you know

sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:27, archived)
#
And possibly something along the lines of not being a burden to society...and Dr House. Dammit.

Well, plenty time to learn, thank you for input =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:30, archived)
# You listen too much to other people.
Do what the fuck you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:58, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Don't listen to him!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Listen to me!
Do what Mu says
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:14, archived)
#
Past 1am, too tired to argue: yessirmam nosirmam is much easier.

That said - yessir.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:27, archived)
# draw a picture of a dinosaur
in all dayglow colours!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:39, archived)
# It's about time they made it legal.
Why should animals have all the fun?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Have you come up with anything yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:00, archived)
# No, I have been extremely busy.
Apart from monday to wednesday when I was surfing.

I bet you did this on purpose. This whole agreeing to draw whatever I said was a clever ploy to throw me. Just knowing that I had such awesome power at my disposal has rendered me unable to wield it.

Also I'm too drunk to come up with ideas now, leave me alone.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:05, archived)
# consider the lily
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:31, archived)
# It's a bit like a frog
The fleur-de-lis is a lily but it looks like a frog and in A Display of Heraldry (1610) it says the ancient heraldic device of the kings of France was three toads erect, saltant.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:35, archived)
# yes, but lilies can't jump
or eat flies
or have tasty legs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:37, archived)
# I heard that frogs don't have tasty legs these days either
since they import them all frozen from Thailand instead of catching them fresh in the nice French mud that gives them their flavour. Thailand has inferior mud or something.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:41, archived)
# lobsters from thailand
lack taste, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Well there you are you see.
That's my considered opinion of lilies.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:47, archived)
# that they're better than imported thai frogs?
you know, i'm inclined to agree
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:52, archived)
#

Frog+lily in there, it does add a certain something

What's that consider the lily thing?
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:13, archived)
# it's from the life of brian
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:14, archived)
#
Thank you
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:17, archived)
# you're thanking me?
ah, i see you haven't been warned about me yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:20, archived)
#
Google came up with something out of the bible, never read that translation.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:24, archived)
# at least monty python
had the decency to tell you they were making it up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:27, archived)
# I'm worried about what you got against lilies!
Oh, give the flowers a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:56, archived)
# he's having a go at the birds now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Look, there was this man, and he had two servants.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:59, archived)
# what were they called?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Ummm... I don't know, I lost the website I was pasting from....
OK, they were called Julian and Mu.
They were lovers.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:08, archived)
# ._.
Just what are you implying?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Hey, I just said he was called Mu, I didn't say he was you Mu.
Mu's a very common name, I'm sure there are lots of men out there with it.

My name however, is rather rare. Which leads me to believe that whoever decided to write reams of gay slash-fic about a central character who bears my exact name and then posted it all over the internet was either someone I've pissed off or a gay guy who fancies me. The latter being much more likely.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:17, archived)
# you're so vain
you prob'ly think this gay slash-fic is about you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:19, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhhh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:49, archived)
# i knew it!
that explains all the rainbow dinosaurs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Don't encourage him.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:19, archived)
# i don't think he needs any encouragement
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Yet you're doing it anyway :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:23, archived)
# i'm a bad girl ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:28, archived)
# AaaaaAAAAaaah...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjrn4dXE2yI ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:44, archived)
# can't get youtube
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Try using another web-browser
Google chrome works well - www.google.com/chrome

Download & install; enjoy youtube!
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:11, archived)
# i can't
i'm running with zero add-ons, it's the only way this crappy computer will work
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:12, archived)
# What, are you just hanging around in the off chance someone has computer trouble
so you can recommend that to them?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:15, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
that was easy peasy to understand
(I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:02, archived)
# k
www.b3ta.com/search/posts?q=consider+the+lily
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:49, archived)
# pfff
at least i'm not the only one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:50, archived)
# i dont see a problem with it
so many other aspects of our lives are made easier through science

edit: or you can go out like this www.pjstar.com/news/x644095939/Woman-hit-by-truck-allegedly-bored-wanted-to-see-what-would-happen fuck yeah!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:42, archived)
# what a stupid cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:01, archived)
# "worth a shot"
That's worth a spang at least :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:43, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:44, archived)
# is that your "dead" face
or your "constipated" face?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:46, archived)
# a bit of both
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:48, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:53, archived)
# there's a bubble in that syringe...
could cause a fatal heart attack
:)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:57, archived)
# dude!
OH YES, The CIA used to inject air through the ear drum of people to kill them in their sleep, this was the best way to kill your objective, and it was hard every noticed in an autopsy..

/urban legend
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:03, archived)
# It's kill or cu--
oh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:18, archived)
# pfff
gotta love charles hawtrey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:46, archived)
# playing all your favourites, for one night only...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Hahaha you mad bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Oh hell yes!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:56, archived)
# fucking skinheads
 
: D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Check this extra special shit out:
www.b3ta.com/board/10076478
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:01, archived)
# THEY'RE MY FRIENDS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:02, archived)
# But are they really?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:03, archived)
# four legs good
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:04, archived)
# THAT'S FINE IF YOU'RE A CHICKEN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Damn I've got that wrong again haven't I
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Wings are a KIND of leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Nice save
cheers Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:10, archived)
# I got your back.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:10, archived)
# It's not like I showed him
b3ta.belm.co.uk/gilgamesh.gif which would have really pissed him off.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:05, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:12, archived)
# I still like this mash
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1scwq7DhfI
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Not as good as this one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3_0nQHKR08
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:19, archived)
# ahhahh that is pretty well done
though that is not a very positive message from mister DMX, I cannot possibly endorse this
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:25, archived)
# The poor man has lost his hood. Have a heart, guy.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:28, archived)
# he loves the cock, yet fears it
www.slate.com/id/2224348
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Immense
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:02, archived)
# NEXT WEEK'S CHALLENGE
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post745586
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:57, archived)
# That is somewhat insensitive of MECHALITTLERICHARD
but on the plus side he does lay down a foot-stomping groove.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:05, archived)
# he's playing the crowd favourite Angel Of Death by Slayer
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:06, archived)
# but singing partial lyrics to Duke Of Earl
namely: DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:12, archived)
# PLACE YOUR BETS
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:29, archived)
# NO OFFISER IT IS DANDRUFF
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:31, archived)
# I heard Mr Sheen has to do maybe two weeks in a luxury pen, and they will let him smoke inside.
 
meanwhile we get two halves of a man THREE NIGHTS A WEEK! and only two of those are repeats
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:33, archived)
# In prison
he gets to play the half man.

Smoke what?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:35, archived)
# He gets to smoke as many chodes as he likes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:55, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Sammy Davis - you mad bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:09, archived)
# i don't like this for some reason
i think it's the jew death

which may sound odd as I explored the 'Auschwitz' theme, but I don't I can do that anymore
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:13, archived)
# well
it was going to be a pile of dead bodies but i think my conscious got the better of me
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:20, archived)
# The Hardest Workin' Man In Shoe Biz
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:58, archived)
# War of the Weirds
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:34, archived)
# ^ this :D
(herman:D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Hey Crystal Meth, how was the remote Scottish island?
remote? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Excessively. Also cold, windswept, and full of aggressive birds.
The feathered kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Only slightly less worrying than adhesive birds
Good to have you back in any case :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Ask her about Skua barf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:38, archived)
# What about Skua barf? ;)
Edit: On the edge of my seat awaiting revelation ;)
Edit Edit: Groooosssssss
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:39, archived)
# did someone say my nam...
oh no they didnt
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Skug barf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:05, archived)
# bleaaaaughhh
g'nite b3ta, i bet you're all wearing smashing blouses
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:13, archived)
# hahahaha
i like you
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:45, archived)
# *Blushes
Cheers matey - I'm really enjoying the learning process
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:47, archived)
# ahahahaha
gngngnghnnngh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:53, archived)
# O NO A WEREWOFL
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:59, archived)
# whalefish
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Whalesurfing! Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:12, archived)
# O HAI ISHMAEL
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:13, archived)
# But where are the stilts?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Whale-balancing for the 2012 Olympics I say!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:14, archived)
# in the thames?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:15, archived)
# testing out ideas for this :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQIsZbm8Y4E
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:18, archived)
# yaaay
"Get em out like a trout"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:23, archived)
# to the rescue
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:31, archived)
# If anything EVER needed a sailors hornpipe soundtrack
then it's ^this^ picture!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELMlUPfcOW0
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:33, archived)
# 2:20 in the you tube clip ;D

[edit] haha ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:35, archived)
# I fuggin love Mr Scruff
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:41, archived)
# if I ever
need rescueing, i want these guys to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:35, archived)
# wale bee flotteh
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:15, archived)
# hahah marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:29, archived)
# And the whale was in full view!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Ah, just seen your compo entry.
In retort, I would suggest that you try posting something that isn't just another Mr Scruff ripoff you whinging cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:09, archived)
# what?

please explain what you're on about?

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10074980
:(
First time I've ever had a challenge idea picked.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:20, archived)
# waaaaah *stops feet* waaaaah
pffh

I've been drawing like this for 7 yrs
long before I even knew about Mr. Scruff.
the reason being as it's the easiest way to draw with a pc mouse.

if you think I rip him off then fine that's your opinion..a opinion that means fuck all to me

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:28, archived)
# You do seem to have a hard on for him though
www.b3ta.com/board/9949186
www.b3ta.com/board/9918529
www.b3ta.com/board/9898857
www.b3ta.com/board/7808614
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:38, archived)
# hahaha what a fucking troll you turned out to be


utterly pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Not a troll, just not used to people being an arse to me without any particular provocation.
And to other people I get on well with here.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:41, archived)
# away and hire a taxi ya fucking nutball


the post wasn't aimed at you it was aimed at fraser for picking toap challenges.

fuck sake
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Fine, just carry on pissing people off.
After all, if they retaliate you can always stick them on ignore.

EDIT: Fuck it, I've had a bad evening.
Apologies, I'll just chalk this one up to lack of sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:50, archived)
# the only people I have on ignore are the ones who post irritating links or spacky images
and for the twats who like to talk about me over on /talk
that's grand total of 5 people on ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:13, archived)
# lol
persecution complex much?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:17, archived)
# no but I have the balls to use my own account when I'm being a cunt

unlike you ya pathetic spineless troll.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:22, archived)
# pegging in the blowhole?!
www.marriedtothesea.com/020710/whale-research.gif
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Can't draw a cute Medusaceratops? Pish!


In response tu
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:12, archived)
# yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:12, archived)
# POKEMUN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:12, archived)
# That's clearly an albertaceratops
Nice try, though. The little hearts really suit it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:14, archived)
#
nuh huh
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Yes way
try following the link:
www.redorbit.com/education/reference_library/dinosaurs/albertaceratops/4440/index.html
The medusaceratops is the fourth image in the search, the one with the massive crest behind its head, like Ming the Merciless.
Oh ... "This dinosaur was known as Medusaceratops before the findings were officially published in 2003." Hence confusion, fair enough.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:19, archived)
# nice Medusaceratops :D
(herman:D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:36, archived)
# turn the horns into bubble blowers or kittens
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:53, archived)
# too tenuous to be a comp entry,
but i just painted this:



though the photo doesn't do it justice, it's more vibrant on the canvas.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:03, archived)
# Excellent painting!
That arm and sofa look almost real! :O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)
# pffff!
i couldn't be bothered to dig the camera out - it's hard to hold the webcam in the right place.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:06, archived)
# ;)
'tis nice pic though
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:08, archived)
# its the tissue
that I'm most impressed about
(whothefk, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:20, archived)
# Getting a head for the hungry . . .
Conceptual content . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:07, archived)
# I love a vibrant cabbage, me
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:08, archived)
# nice. airbrushed?
yay for realartz
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:08, archived)
# nah, i'm too lazy for airbrushing.
regular common or garden graffiti paint. i often use a bit of regular emulsion on canvas though, mostly cos' it's cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:12, archived)
# i swear, one of these days i'm making a RealArts badge
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:17, archived)
# aawww!
i've been here over a year, and i've still not got a badge! :(
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:21, archived)
# I like this
and I guess I like the message it conveys,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:10, archived)
# A FINE VEGETABLE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:11, archived)
# May God bless her and all who sail in her.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:13, archived)
# I promised myself I wouldn't cry
..farewell...green...prinxe
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:21, archived)
# well, if you like vegetables;


i did this as well. i have a stall selling my stuff at a food festival. at the opening of an ice cream parlour. on a farm. in a tiny village. on the outskirts of the most skinflint city i've ever lived in.

i bet i'll make thousands!
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:18, archived)
# CRUNCHY JUSTICE 2: The Soupening
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR

Also, try and make more of the pikcha in the pikcha plz.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:29, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Where exactly *was* GoS yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Let me guess
- on the set of Coronation Street?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:56, archived)
# He ain't got time to bleed
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:56, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Chake It Oop
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)
# BAGPIPES FROM BAGHDAD
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Gitcher Gruve Own
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:09, archived)
# rumour has it he was splicing the genomes of chinchillas and kittens
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] NSFW

Click for bigger (252 kb)
(FoxyBox has mange, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:30, archived)
# thats horrible
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)
# that's rather odd, also I do like triptychs
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:31, archived)
# this will be real sooner than i thought


i give it a year before a 3d rape scene is real
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:34, archived)
# okay but I'm not getting why you've changed what you've changed
www.advertolog.com/world-aids-day-231825/adverts/mass-murderer-563571/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:04, archived)
# oh fuck no, a face-swap helper
www.faceinhole.com/

fuck no
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Rock Out


Listen Up:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL7JNRR2jDE
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:38, archived)
# We may have played the same lounge on alternative nights !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)
# but who was supporting whom?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Lou Lou wins every time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:48, archived)
# she'll be glad you said that :-)
she has Lawyers you know - Stalker Vole and Biffit
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:51, archived)
# That's a relief . . . the last thing I need is her people talking to my people !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:53, archived)
# too true
nighty night Valin! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:55, archived)
# You got it ~~~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:56, archived)
# BOOGIE BUSTIN

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPh9abcUiQQ

reminds me of La Grange
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:43, archived)
# Texas Rampage Style . . . Yeah !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:49, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:54, archived)
# TIX TOX
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:58, archived)
# lol sped up ross's guitaring you did, he totally thrashes now *headbangs*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:50, archived)
# That's some fancy foot goose right there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:52, archived)
# it takes a dux to know a gooz!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Gitz Downz ]]]||[[[
`¥`
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Everbody's doin' it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Fun-KAY
Rockin' and a-rollin' if I'm not mistaken!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Keepin' 'm rollin' in the isles !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:59, archived)
# ahhahhhahhh groovy
 
the video is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Right on . . . tanks !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:19, archived)
# ngngngngngngngh

yes, that was a lightning thread delete ;)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Postman Pat reporting in.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:49, archived)
# alreet tsarman
how is life?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:50, archived)
# *points out the MAN at the end of that*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Uh ohhh are you sassing me?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Totally Ttssassing you, right here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# HONK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)
# omguh

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Look at you with your swanky anti-aliased, automatically-smoothed lines.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
# HA that's where you're wrong - it's not pressure sensitive.
HA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Flash does that. Auto-smoothing, y'hear?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Are you feeling alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Probably.
I'm going to go to bed now. Byenight.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Night, guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Like 2/10 right now.
How about you, Fiendbro?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
# how come sarsface?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Everything's going to hell and I'm putting off dealing with it. It's not working out great.
I have though found momentary solace in some awful music. Seriously terrible, terrible* music.

*read: fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:57, archived)
# but Dude you rawk!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Not right now I don't.
Thanks for the positivity though, Skugs, I'm munching it down.

Night.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:16, archived)
# take care yourself ttoaster
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:55, archived)
# He's been hit.......he's dead!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)
# hahahaha
strange man you! saying that i just posted a whale on stilts :S
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# whales on stilts are perfectly normal ;)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)
# postman pat and his black and white tie-fighter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# BIG BANG!
*buggers off again*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Cannot believe Pat sold out to Specsavers.
My world is crushed.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:57, archived)
# i personally love that advert
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
# MAKE IT SEW MR JEDI
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:58, archived)
# who the fuck is that guy?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Jumping Chinese Guy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)
# *looks closer*
oh he is chinese, now it's funny hahahaha.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:06, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:04, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Did you know
that there was a full scale melimimum falcom thing built in wales? about 200 meteres from my house infact! :o that i did not know (infact who cares anyhoo!)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:13, archived)
# fucking awesome!
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/south_west/4555455.stm
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)
# thats the one :D
if you use the google, you can see my house from an aeroplane in the 1930's (or 40's or something wasnt really listening)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Speed bumps !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:25, archived)
# wail aa poyd?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Oh god, someone broke that poor whales legs.
OH FUCK, IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY LEGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
# it's a Spermy Crutch Whale
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:39, archived)
# It's an Orca.
What the hell are you talking 'bout, Twisty?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:40, archived)
# It's not fat
it's not a Porca Orca!

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:41, archived)
# It's not creeping around someone's house
It's not a Stalker Orca
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:45, archived)
# It's a Walker Orca!!!
runs
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
# It can't run, you heartless bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:47, archived)
# and it can't hide either
except in a very large shadow or the Tate Modern

and I have a heart - somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:57, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Heheh, still love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# very fluid
he has stilt walking down to a T
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# It's not funny making in fun of handicapped whales.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:40, archived)
# haha
he's not handicapped, he's land challenged
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
# The land keeps moving, that's why.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] no more wanking for Eric :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Snake fingers!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Snake arms :D
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(herman:D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:35, archived)
# BODY MO-VIN, BODY MO-VIN

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:49, archived)
# daddy would you like some sausage?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:21, archived)
# "I can't squeeze the neck."
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:21, archived)
# oh this is glorious
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Haha
He's doomed!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:26, archived)
# oh..
did you see this I snapped the other night/morning?

I thought it was a cool shot.

twitpic.com/1t5lz5
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:45, archived)
# That is cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Sorry to TJ here Elvis'
but I saw these two on Britain's Got Talent and thought they must be doing this deliberately - nes pas?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:35, archived)
# is this
how he got the nickname Slowhand?
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Nice noodles . . . hold the meatballs !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Is it wrong that the first thing I noticed was that she's stood on his toes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:15, archived)
# He's got a fetish.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:20, archived)
# throbbing arse is not pulse
it's the after effect of a really troublesome shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:16, archived)
# ...um...o.k.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:21, archived)
# you've obviously got a well-lubricated shatner chute
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Either way, I'm screwed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:24, archived)
# lucky you
*hasn't had any lately*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:25, archived)
# I don't think that tattoo will help much... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:32, archived)
# well, it's certainly proving to be a talking point
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
# talk > that way
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:42, archived)
# i've never ventured there
some places you just don't go
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Me either, but once they raided the board and made silly remarks that made no sense...
...silly talkers.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)
# indeed
it's so much more civilised here
*puffs pipe*
*sips brandy*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
# I'll drink to that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:04, archived)
# I wanna be a doctor!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Can you look at this growth on my thing?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:22, archived)
# I can smell her pulse.
Beep beep beep.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:22, archived)
# She raw!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Yes . . . butt how does she smell . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Dr Johnson
had to use special equipment to find Miss Jennings lost vibrator
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh dear..


Click for bigger (39 kb)
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:58, archived)
# even if it's your 25-year-old cousin?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Nah, she can hit back.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:13, archived)
# no she can't
she's a fucking twig
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:10, archived)
# I got hit when I was a kid, and I'm lookin' forward to beating the shit out of mine...
/dennislearyblog

:)
(duts Optimus whut?, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:17, archived)
# I was having a smoke in a secluded area outside the office a couple of days ago
when this toddler ran around the corner (somewhere not in the zoo) and hid in a doorway opposite me. As I started to head the way it had come to look for an anxious parent, dad comes around the corner and picks up on where I then pointed.

He then started smacking his child in his panic, to the extent I was on the verge of commenting, 'that's a bit over the top mate' before I realised how personally parents take any criticism of their treatment of their children, and shrugged and went back inside
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:34, archived)

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