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[challenge entry] gah, footballers these days...acting like prancing gymnasts...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:58, archived)
# Oooofff!
*kicks ball out of play*
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:06, archived)
# MichaelGalethe1st is a cunt
right, brew.....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:17, archived)
# Who is this fellow you speak of?
He seems to be both a b3tan and a purveyor of cereal genetics.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:22, archived)
# just some twat who deleted a thread a few mins ago
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:23, archived)
# Oh was that him?
That was quite a good image I thought. Shame to delete it.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:24, archived)
# it was good thread too
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:24, archived)
# yeah it had my freebase chatroulette reaction in it, the prick, oh well
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:26, archived)
# hehe
i'm sure there's much worse things to see...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:31, archived)
# hahahaha
it wasn't worth wading through the cock tbh.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:34, archived)
# Fu*k off
i have ma reasons and its my picture so (waves middle fingers at freebase chatroulette reaction)
(MichaelGalethe1st, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:41, archived)
# for some reason my image blurs when i put it online
so there
(MichaelGalethe1st, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:43, archived)
# it was a good picture
but you should know after five years not to delete a thread.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Ahhh
but ive never had to do it before
(MichaelGalethe1st, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:48, archived)
# i suppose that makes it ok
i was wrong i'm sorry (sarcasm)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:52, archived)
# apolagy..
.........accepted XXXXXXXXX
(MichaelGalethe1st, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:54, archived)
# Let me ask you this:
Did you put your image online, then go away and do something known to damage eyesight, then come back and look at your picture online?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:53, archived)
# nahhh
actually i figured out what it was. Ive got a mac laptop and it was zoomed in 125%
(MichaelGalethe1st, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
excellent.

I guess the next question is:
Did you put your image online, then go away and do something known to damage braincells, then come back and look at your picture online?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:56, archived)
# You Know what would be frikin Hilarious
If Alpaca deleted his picture at this stage, just to annoy.
(MichaelGalethe1st, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 3:02, archived)
# then
repost it
(MichaelGalethe1st, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 3:03, archived)
# Well I'm good with it.
I put my whole night's effort into your thread.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 3:06, archived)
# neckbreaker
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 3:06, archived)
# (gurgle)
then fall over dead
(MichaelGalethe1st, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 3:13, archived)
# ooh, first FP...that's a nice friday evening surprise!
thanks b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Fédération Internationale de Fingerprint Association (FIFA)

Well, I had to give it a whorl.
(I helped save b3ta! Lherkin, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
Good man yourself! :D

*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:39, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Fuck you, The Fiend!!
Fuck you!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:27, archived)
# I agree.
And i feel comfortable about agreeing here. Normally, one would expect to be called gay for that sentiment.
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay - it's just that I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:29, archived)
# men who know every fucking detail about cars and football are called 'lads'
if you happen to know about gadgets or science etc you're a nerd, it's a funny old world eh.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:49, archived)
# exactly
and guess who designs all the lovely technology that allows 'lads' to have their cars and live streamed football...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:58, archived)
# But I have a season ticket and a subscription to the New Scientist
Where do I fit in your craaaaaaazy world?
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 8:49, archived)
# over there
by the shoes
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:10, archived)
# personal taste, I don't follow any sport myself
I do take pleasure in other people's angst when "their" team lose
but I kind of resent the false patriotism that goes along with international events.

this was depressing at the time
www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/footy/
but it's not even a sell-out, he independently thought it would be a good idea, as I recall
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:29, archived)
# Yeah, how dare someone like something
that you don't!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:32, archived)
# HOW VERY DARE THEY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Fucking shitcunts, the lor of them!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:34, archived)
# awesome!
thanks for the graffiti btw :D
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Football itself is not shit
the overpaid primadonnas playing, and the neanderthal thugs that support it so rabidly make it less fun than it should be
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:30, archived)
# football is life.
geeky basement dwellers with no interest in sport. Now they are shit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Some people exercising for an extended period of time made apparently entertaining by the inclusion of a ball.
FUCK YEAH I'M SO PUMPED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:06, archived)
# Not to mention the shouty part.
Ball fetish. Sports crisis.

Edit- ok I'm a hypocrit. I like bicycles.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:11, archived)
[challenge entry] gnight :D
(herman:D, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Haha, night Herms.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:28, archived)
# hehe
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:29, archived)
# haha
aceness
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 6:45, archived)
[challenge entry] FIRST! lol
(Duke Skellington, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:43, archived)
# You fat dobber!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Boinker, quick!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:57, archived)
# you must have toiled over this for hours
*wipes tears from his eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:05, archived)
# I see what you've done there.
Subtle. :)

NIGHT ALL
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Anyone going to say goodnight, or am I going to have to use a comedy account to say goodnight to myself and make it not look like I have no friends?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:17, archived)
# ITS DARK OUTSIDE
BYE BYE TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:18, archived)
# Bye bye you
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:20, archived)
# ahem
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:21, archived)
# goodnight
I'm in wales - on dial-up!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:18, archived)
# Wow, that sucks...
Aw cool, you still have my Star Wars purity ring!
Colours go nicely with your profile.
Mine's got rather cluttered of late.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:22, archived)
# not only on dial-up
but no lights either - having to type by the light of the laptop screen - only logged in to check wahssup after 3 weeks holiday, but it's so difficult, i'm gonna go to bed too
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:26, archived)
# I am not going to enjoy this until I am assured that you weren't harmed.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:20, archived)
# It's alright, the self harming was averted and I feel popular now.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Goodnight Chunder!
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:25, archived)
# GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:25, archived)
# goodnight:D
(herman:D, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:21, archived)
# Goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:24, archived)
[challenge entry] South Africa are fielding some surprising new talent...


g'night b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:36, archived)
# arf!
well, my eyes are hurting and i need to take the dog for a walk, so i'm off.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:40, archived)
# this might help
snipurl.com/x9ct3
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:41, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAA
Fuck. Again
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Youuuu!
I took my chances, and I lost. Never again. Until the next time.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:18, archived)
[challenge entry] We might have more of a chance if these were playing...


click down here for bigger
www.b3tards.com/u/e6c5ffa15721ee986579/eng.jpg


got bored halfway through... and couldn't think of many more lookalikeys..

p.s here's the original
www.nationwide.co.uk/NR/rdonlyres/3FE474D3-9306-4E03-998E-092CEF110FB5/0/eng_team_lge.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Why is Danny Alexander standing at the back?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Alan davies lol
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Something shiny tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:21, archived)
# this
is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:23, archived)
# nice!
now i want to go on holiday :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:25, archived)
# You've just been on holiday!!
Moon on a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:29, archived)
# yes, but only for a few days
and with my aunt. i mean a proper holiday, with much boozing, shopping, shagging and jacuzzi time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:33, archived)
# thats pwetty that is
likes it!
(ginsoakedboy would like a nice cup of tea, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:27, archived)
# wow
fantastic :O
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Splendid work!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:29, archived)
#
Nice!
(Peter_G, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Run Rooney! Run!

Click for bigger (104 kb)
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:19, archived)
# that's just cruel
asking him to run when he's tyred
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Groan ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:30, archived)
# He's our best hope
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:25, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't like football, but I think I'd watch this...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:12, archived)
# That's what I think of that!

(Testicles just for you, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:13, archived)
# I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:14, archived)
#
You like bumholes?
(Testicles just for you, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Everyone likes bumholes!
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:51, archived)
# You're a bumhole
Yet I don't like you.

Explain that!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:52, archived)
# who wouldn't watch the blessedettes?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:15, archived)
# as long as they mud-wrestle after
*hangs around*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Inspired by Tribs

er... blame him if it's shit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:00, archived)
# arf!
i was thinking much the same after watching dave last night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:01, archived)
# hull!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:03, archived)
# hehe
that ad just came on as I was reading this...
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:03, archived)
# for
fox sake...
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:04, archived)
#
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:11, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:10, archived)
# I deny everything
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:18, archived)
# is this football thing over yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:53, archived)
# I don't actually think it's started yet :(
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:55, archived)
# great so all day that shites on and then at night its big brother
I'm going to hibernate this summer
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:56, archived)
# i'm relying on a massive stack of horror dvds
interspersed with episodes of cash in the attic to keep me sane :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Deadwood and Battlestar Galactica
Back-to-back marathons
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:06, archived)
# never been a fan of either
i just love gore :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:08, archived)
# The Evil dead movies should hold you for at least one night no?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:10, archived)
# yep
i've also got the nightmare on elm street box set for the weekend, as well as a shitload of others. if i get through them all, there's always the lord of the rings
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:11, archived)
# I vote for Smash Monkey's alternative World Cup!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:13, archived)
# watched black sheep last night
funny as fuck and quite gory. puts me in mind of peter jackson's early stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Is it also of New Zealand origin?
I heard about it years back and always thought it'd be a chuckle. I'll pop it on my rental list.

If you haven't seen it already try "Drag Me to Hell" - funny, scary and gory in equal measure
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:20, archived)
# yes, it's N.Z-based
i've got drag me to hell somewhere, bought it along with the devil's rejects. i'll have to dig it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:24, archived)
# not quite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:55, archived)
# I fuck'n love football I do.
the more the merrier. Bring it. Oh and watching a nation overestimate their team and see the collective disappointment when they underachieve yet again never gets old.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:08, archived)
# that's the only part i enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:10, archived)
# ^this^
oh, and it can be quite amusing when a rabid dogs runs out onto the pitch and starts savaging people. I'd probably watch it if that was likely to happen very often...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:20, archived)
# oh, if only
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Football Fever Peaks in the Amish household!
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:32, archived)
# you'll wake up with print on your face
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:33, archived)
# what do you expect?
you are reading on the bed. Sure fire way to sleep. ( if that's not a bedspread sack your designer )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Kitchen table, actually
...kidproof covers don't come in "subtle", apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] pfft...........................*responds with ye olde pea*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Woo :D
(herman:D, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:41, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Haha fuck Zidane
he cost me money in bandwidth overages.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:48, archived)
# reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys8AkwMRvgo
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:14, archived)
# haha
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:05, archived)
#

Garrrr! I didn't even wan't to start a thread I just wanted to postr this as a sign of my approval to a previous posting. Once again the Internet debases and humiliates me.
(Duke Skellington, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:26, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:28, archived)
# this fits perfectly with Crystal Castles
and your frustrated rambling makes it even more enjoyable.

Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:29, archived)
# was I hallucinating again
or did you post "the suprisingly mediocre adventures of Dave" the other day featuring a picture of Dave what I know?
(Duke Skellington, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:31, archived)
# that would depend on whether we know the same dave...
edit: is this, by any chance, your Dave?

(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:35, archived)
# DAVE!
That is the dude! I saw him at the weekend. Are you the mr. 'count van der whatsit' what done a hardcore mix wif Matt 'Durstan'' Tilke by any chance?
(Duke Skellington, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:45, archived)
# that would be I and I saw Dave at the weekend too, you weren't at the quiz on sunday perchance were you?
(It's Rufus here btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Dude!
(Duke Skellington, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:50, archived)
# er... Sam? Someone else? Who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:57, archived)
# It is Merlin - Sam is not web 2.0.
(Duke Skellington, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:03, archived)
# haha I thought it might be you but couldn't remember your name. Small world eh?
good work on joining b3ta, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:07, archived)
# of course, he could be stalking you
*stirs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:15, archived)
# this is a very real possibility.
If I see anyone with mallets for hands I'll keep my distance...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:17, archived)
# as would i
a very prudent move, i feel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:19, archived)
# You're so trendy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:32, archived)
# I'm really not.
Just ask the recipients of my randomburn cds.

Crystal Castles are ace though.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Tell me what was on it.
Anyway, I can hardly claim the high-ground, 50% of todays playlist has been Pulp.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Nothing wrong with Pulp!
happy hardcore remix of Flashdance, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Postr is like flickr but b3ta?
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Postr is like flickr, but with far bigger images
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:49, archived)
# I love this man.
Why should he care for UN resolutions when Israel have been ignoring them for 62 years? Want Iran not to make nuclear weapons? Stop fucking selling them to Israel and lending them the fucking money to pay for them and perhaps Iran won't feel so threatened.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Whilst I agree with you on Israel
That doesn't stop ahmadinejad being a massive bellend too.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:51, archived)
# I know and agree he's a bellend.
I just admire him for blatantly being one. Unfortunately it's going to end up with another Illegal war. ( and as an ex gulf soldier I don't say that lightly )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:06, archived)
# I bet you don't
You're probably right though. By the middle of the decade Cameron will start the charge galloping loyally behind President Palin *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:10, archived)
# arrgh, that's a fucking terrible mental image!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Lest We Forget .....
(siamese bat, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Oof
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Hahaha shouldn't laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:36, archived)
# 'king hell an image of that bloat used to be considered a more henious crime than Winnie could ever consieve
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:45, archived)
# No he's been dead for 22 years
silly
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Fecking Thierry
I wonder who'll get this...
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Splinter Cell:
Chaos Thierry?
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:22, archived)
# hehe
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Judging from the angle of the muzzle, I'd say the Irish midfielder to Henry's left..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:23, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU
We didnt misfire, that git was cheating ;-P
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Opportunism, not cheating.
*stirs*
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:27, archived)
# *glares back harder*
cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeating
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:28, archived)
# It's still not my favourite ROI World Cup moment of all time.
Ray Houghton almost requiring a crash-cart when he scored against Italy will be a toughy to beat.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Ha!
Have a somewhat appropriate pea:
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:28, archived)
# LOL
I laughed my proverbial balls off
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(herman:D, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] fookin' prawns!


bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Nein, mein General.
Clickage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:20, archived)
# im afraid you will have to
make the filesize bigger
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:23, archived)
# huh? it's only 88kb?
edit: i think b3tards is a bit buggered at the moment...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(herman:D, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:58, archived)
# On the head!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:00, archived)
# That's the dog's bollocks...
...wait, where are they?
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Grommit has a surprisingly talented dick
That's a lot of pelvic-floor exercises.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Arf
I mean RUFF
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:02, archived)
# This explains the run on beige plasticine at my local Craftworld..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Is that a semi?
Or are we in the final?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:10, archived)
# A fine glansing header.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:15, archived)
# :D:D......nothin' in teh rules says he can't....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] COME ON ENGLAND!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:58, archived)
# All this anti football sentiment makes me sad.
I dont like horseracing but I dont come on here ranting like a fuckwit and hastily knocking together shit animations for even shitter jokes about how much I hate the Grand National. You dislike football, stick it on your profile if you must but get back to making me laugh with wit and vitriol and not shit and vitriol.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:01, archived)
# it just seems like a pun to me
not anti-football
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Exactly,
it's just a really crap pun (plus an excuse to draw a CDC), not an anti-football post.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:09, archived)
# CDCs are a favorite of mine..
...and the pic above certainly isnt the worst example so apologies Mr Soul.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:10, archived)
# football is
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, make a picture to do with how you hate the grand national then, and quit your moaning.

football is shit
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Speaking as an Aberdeen fan
I can confirm that football is shit and has been for most of my life, ever since that red-nosed Govan cunt ran off to Man U to make shitloads of money and set himself up in expensive wines for life.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:15, archived)
# But horseracing isn't being shoved down your throat morning noon and night
as football is now.
I am sick to death of it already and it's not even started.
I am fleeing the fecking country while it's on (I live in Cape Town). I want to get away from the fecking vuvuzela noise that's already polluting the area and the constant traffic jams and the rip-off mentality of so many people here.
I HATE football and welcome anti-football sentiment.
/endrant
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:25, archived)
# if i could find a nice little island somewhere
and had the money to buy it, i'd set up a football-free retreat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Drunk internet stranger
finds this amusing
(Duke Skellington, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:07, archived)

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