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# No idea, as per usual


Unshopped pic off MySpace home page. He looks like a lovely boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:30, archived)
# *sighs*
YOu'd think after six years...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)
# haha
what??!?! I can't help it if I have a simple sense of humour!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)
#
I can't help it if I have a simple no sense of humour!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Next week's challenge
should be "find an unshopped pic of Dappy".
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)
# We could do
"Make Dappy look credible"
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:40, archived)
# that would require skills
way beyond the average b3ta member!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# is this a mini flounce?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:06, archived)
# flounce lite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I don't think so
I think he's saying more about dappy than b3ta.
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:41, archived)
# exactly
what is it with people on /board using the phrase "flounce", are you all gays??!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:18, archived)
# let's face it
nothing we could do to dappy could make him look
more of a tit

also, DRAGONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)
# YES
more of this!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)
# my mum now likes this too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)
# She likes definitelyrealsrslyscrydragons too?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# YES
but not as much as i do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)
# That's a great idea.
I'm going to spend the next week writing an app to 'search' for things on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:21, archived)
# It'll never take off
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Wail aa Poyd?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)
# i like your wail aa poyd, mu
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)
# He's angry because the other one floated away.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# poor wail
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)
# he doesn't look happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10119573
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)
# this is an unshopped picture I found
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:05, archived)
# it's contagious ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:07, archived)
# haha I've got a card with that on it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:09, archived)
# fuck off you noob cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:17, archived)
# says the cunt who posts an unshopped picture
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:00, archived)
# I need a new tablet pen :(

Edit: Oh and yes, cheeses have bird feet.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:11, archived)
# what where did my image go
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
# oh, there it is.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Cardiff.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Spacetime rift?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Mostly felt like it wanted a holiday in the Alabama Of The UK...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Oh moon of Cardiff,
we now must say goodbye,
we've lost our good old mam...iff
and must have whiskey, oh you know why
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:32, archived)
# nice pubecones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
# That's what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)
# fnar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
# How do?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:18, archived)
# not bad
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Ah just tired, I have a job now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
# anything interesting?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:22, archived)
# I work in Tesco.
I want to kill everybody.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:24, archived)
# oh you poor thing
i don't blame you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)
# There's this one guy who is ALWAYS there. ALWAYS.
He comes in every single day, says hi to me, walks off. An hour or two later he's STILL THERE and he hasn't put anything in his basket.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)
# he's obviously a tesco value stalker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:36, archived)
# I was thinking of getting a new one today.
Didn't get round to it though.


EDIT: ahhhhh, icey cold beer. I'm not saying the off licence downstairs is shite but they only have warm beer and asked me if I know how to turn their fridge down!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:14, archived)
# I was going to get one last night but I ended up buying dapper clothing instead.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Wow
That PC store really has a talented salesperson!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Heheh indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:23, archived)
# warm beer is an abomination
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:18, archived)
# I have some ciders in the fridge for when I get home from work tonight :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
# i've been drunk too often lately
i'm behaving myself :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:23, archived)
# I really should, I don't think it's healthy sitting at my pc utterly smashed :P
Whenever I do I seem to end up buying things. Like suits and top hats and bow ties and waistcoats.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:24, archived)
# this is why i have no credit cards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:27, archived)
# I was beginning to think there's something wrong with me.
I don't go out, get pissed and come home with STDs like the rest of my age group, I buy suits.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:30, archived)
# well, suits are better than STDs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)
# They're rather more fetching, I find.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)
# and generally less itchy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)
# So just the smack today?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# you know me so well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:30, archived)
# If they were not in a such a prime location they'd have closed ages ago.
THey used to be part of Threshers and they overcharged for wine but did buy two get one free. They have now stopped doing that offer and kept the prices the same when there's an Oddbins opposite that sells cold wine at half the price.

THese are people so monumentally stupid that when part of the glass tiling out the front came away they repaired it by sticking a piece of paper over the hole with the legend, 'Do not step on this paper.'

When this got stepped on and someone's heel went through it they though they'd found the solution by using cardboard instead.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:32, archived)
# you should destroy them
you'd be doing humanity a service
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
# WHat makes it even worse is I kerep seeing they recommend wind to go with food for dinner parties or as presents
and I know for a fact that not one of the drinks!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)
# I want to see more of this.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Be careful where you dispose of your plungers...

My gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:04, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:09, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Arf!
Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:30, archived)
# lol
nutter
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Hahaha
SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 16:37, archived)
# On the FP this looks like
the top part of a comic. And Elvisweathercock's image looks like the conclusion. I love a happy ending.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I FUCKING LOVE THIS JOB!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Oh yes.
Oh fuuuuuuuck, yes!

He went from K9 to Prim8
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Boom Tish!
Are you here all week?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Yes.
My life is over.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:45, archived)
#
HE KILLED MOAT!!!! He TASERED HIM!!!!!!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/10583839.stm

0220 BST on Saturday.

It has emerged police fired a taser at Moat before he shot himself.

Officers had been negoti
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:59, archived)
# So was it voluntary or not I wonder?
Hmmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:08, archived)
#
involuntary, Taser "GRRRRR" Man killed the British Rambo!
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:17, archived)
# ha ha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:02, archived)
# No reason really...
...except I haven't done a 'shop for a while and I'm really enjoying the Star Trek right now.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)
# is that thing set to stun?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:07, archived)
# ...
...I think it's set to "gurn.."

*edit* ... "Did someone order a TASER rifle?"
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)
# i ordered a round of tequilas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
#


The Mrs made me do the first one. The second is all my fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Ahahaha silly
*waits for Scanners/Moat joke*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:34, archived)
# If this lot gets out,
I bet he gets an interview without coffee from the boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:39, archived)
# "Stop me and buy one"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:38, archived)
# You have made me want an icecream.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:42, archived)
# We got two boxes of free Cornettos because of the power cut the other day.
And a big cream cake. The freezers had gone on the blink at Woolworth's. Nyom.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I'm hungry.
:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Graffiti in Cambridge City Centre Library loo today reads
"There is more than one Raoul Moat,
There is more than one Derek Bird"

I guess the countdown to a university rampage has begun
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Or they've been looking through the phone book.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:46, archived)
# ;)
On that note, I'm off to bed.
Night!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Axolotl aids in siege
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:26, archived)
#


Click for bigger (85 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! sfx, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:53, archived)
# oof!
very clever (your pic, not Chezza)

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Heh Heh Heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:33, archived)
# hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:35, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] that's not a knife

a sort-of sequel to this: b3ta.com/board/10117936
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:48, archived)
# This is good :)
But that other one really should have been FP'd in my humble opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:49, archived)
# ^what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:01, archived)
# cheers :)
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
these are brilliant. BRILLIANT!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Oh
Hahahahahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:50, archived)
# I see you've played knifey-tarsier before
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:12, archived)
# "You twit Gary"
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:46, archived)
# The new fly-on-the-wall docu series from ITV...
"Poo Patrol! Join us as we follow the day-to-day activities of the Toilet Bowl Police."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:06, archived)
# haha
I dunno why they've got rid of Minty

especially because Billy, Ricky and Gary are all the same character
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:46, archived)
# is that a chuckle brother?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:46, archived)
# no
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minty_Peterson
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:47, archived)
# If I had any shoppage skills
It would be achuckle brother
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Don't worry
I'm sure someone is on the case right now xD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:51, archived)
# wasn't there a Peterson in Red Dwarf?
is it the same person?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:50, archived)
#
yeah he was Listers mate
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:53, archived)
# No
Sorry, they are both from Eastenders!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:48, archived)
# what is thius Eastenders of which you speak
I am unaware of thee phenomenonemon
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:50, archived)
# FARKIN' ELL!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Celebrate good times
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:38, archived)
# I just hope that the person on the original photo finds this website

could be a b3tard
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Okay. You take Moat.


But the squirrel's mine.
(walrys, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] going to great yarmouth bye bye:D
(herman:D, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Bye bye, have fun good sir
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:37, archived)
# serves you right!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha
this is entirely the correct image to accompany the text "Going to Great Yarmouth"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Poor Raoul, Had a cold after sleeping rough for 7 nights!
AAAAAAAAAA.....CHOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha
cnut:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I'm sensing a theme today.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:23, archived)
# A bandwagon seems to be rolling, I'm going to take a different spin
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:21, archived)
# oat
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Needs more stoat.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Needs more stoat.
Kidding! This is woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Mop, sir?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Needs
more holes in head
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:46, archived)
# POAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:09, archived)
# float
with moat,
as he wrote,
for his note,
a quote,
on a coat,
in a boat,
on a moat,
whist watched, by a stoat,
who would gloat,
later on, to a goat,
about float moats moat boat coat quote note.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Was gonna do this last night...

Best source I know of BTW: b3ta.com/links/495097#post495104

*edit* in fact fook it, have it: www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/police-gurn-clean.jpg

Was only during making this I noticed what he was using for a gun rest...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I prefer reggae reggae sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Tis noice!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Their tommy ketchup isn't bad either.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Arf.
Needs more Heckler & Cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:07, archived)
# It was this or a banana!
*edit*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Hehehehe

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
Good one! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:20, archived)
# *Tries to think of a supermarket related pun*
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:27, archived)
#
He's behind you!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Nelson Mandelia
(Mr Chicken, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:54, archived)
# You're my wife now Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:56, archived)
# that shit is fucked up right there
I LIKE IT!!!!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Jim Davidson?
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:00, archived)
# No you're thinking of
nick nick!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:06, archived)
# RACIST !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Nelson Mandelason
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:22, archived)
#
Jonathan ross?
(Mr Chicken, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:36, archived)
# greedo


(Mr Chicken, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Shit!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Son, where did you get that gun?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
spanktastic

Was Steve Guttenburg such a huge star that he has a man with a large belt based applicator to provide him with a false moustache?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:28, archived)
# steve 'too big for police academy 5' guttenburg?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Steve 'not too stupid to do police academy 5' guttenburg?
I checked up to see what he was up toa year of so ago as he was really famous and just disappeared rather doing lame movies before his fame dried up.
Turns out the quite making movies to work in his own charitable foundations.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:56, archived)
# pffffffffffffttt
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Somebody had to do it


Sorry :S
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Life is now complete
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:40, archived)
# somebody did!
b3ta.com/board/10119070

not that yours isn't also ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:44, archived)
# A twice completed life!!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Bugger it
But thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:09, archived)
# the thing that makes me laugh most about this photo
is the serendipitous moustache
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:05, archived)
# ace!
Needs more tackleberry
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:03, archived)
# lol, I put two current news stories together to make a funny image about a dead bloke *snort*
(Shocktactix Because I'm worth it..., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:10, archived)
# shouldn't that be the other way round?
The police didn't get their man and he took his life on his own voalition as he pretty much he would have to do in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Well...
...I took the stance that Paul was picking who won the standoff :op
(Shocktactix Because I'm worth it..., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:14, archived)
# No I'm saying that everything he did was premeditated.
He knew he was going to get caught. He didn't try and escape, his goal was to elude the police for as long as possible. I'm pretty sure that he knew that in the end the only way to end it and be in control was to end his own life.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Hmmm...
...or maybe it's a silly joke and we shouldn't analyse it too much. But hey, feel free to photoshop the names around if it'll make you feel better.. I'm going to go out in the sun :o)
(Shocktactix Because I'm worth it..., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:19, archived)
# You're Outing yourself in The Sun?
bad move ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:22, archived)
# I were merely pointing out the resoning behind it was flawed
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Actually...
... I deliberately put flawed 'resoning' into everything I do to make lonely people perplexed.
(Shocktactix Because I'm worth it..., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:35, archived)
# good comeback ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:56, archived)
# yeah yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Moat scored an own goal
So that makes it Police 1 - 0 Moat, definately in injury time.
(I helped save b3ta! superspang holding in his turd since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)
# The police wanted to put him in the back of a police car, but Moat wanted to sit in the passenger seat
Last time he'll call shotgun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:12, archived)
# *point*
You!

To the naughty sickopedia stair.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:13, archived)
# The police negotiators couldn't get across to moat
They say they lacked a draw-bridge
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:22, archived)
# pffffft!
oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] it's too hot have a ice cream :D
(herman:D, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Nyom! Ice cream!
Have a NWOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:58, archived)
# 'ning
There once was a man called Moat
Held a sawnoff gun to his froat
Surrounded by plod
The silly old sod
Fired it and blew off his boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:00, archived)
# tenuous:P
lol
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Moat by name, profession a bouncer
Went on a paranoid steroidal flouncer
Shooting his ex and a poor old PC
Brought media infamy and tabloidal glee
Gazza himself tried to end the whole crisis
But Moat ended it with a lead-based kinesis.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:07, archived)
# your all gay your all gay.
your all gay your all gay.
your all gay your all gay.
yoooooooour alllla gaaaay!
your all gay your all gay.
your all gay your all gay.
your all gay your all gay.
your all gay your all gay.
Yooooour your all gaaaaay.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Ah, a classic
They don't write tunes like that anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:18, archived)
# er... isn't it supposed to be Y O U ' RE?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Shut up you pedantic bastard
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:57, archived)
# No. No it's not. Not here.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:13, archived)
#
www.yourallgay.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:24, archived)
#
you can't spell, you can't spell, you're a thicko and a spaz as well ♫
(BigToe7000 putting the u in British, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Teh poetries!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:38, archived)
# yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyum
yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyum
yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyum
yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumwooyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyum
yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyayyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyum
yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyum
yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyum
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:58, archived)
# nom nom
awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/om-nom-nom-fat-girl.gif
(herman:D, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:11, archived)
# DOES NOT WANT!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:13, archived)
# She's gonna stay at your place
and dine at your breakfast buffet!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:28, archived)
# I've actually had someone stay here before that I'm guessing couldn't use the shower
as it would have been impossible for them to fit in the cubicles. They even has that cheak to sat in a review that the beds were too small.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:35, archived)
# he's has that licked!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Scientists have tested the effect of too much TV on monkeys...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Scientists have tested the effect of too much TV on monkeons...
woo.



EDIT: Grrrr. Fucking Blizzard. Warcraft has been down for hours.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:49, archived)
# A blizzard? In July?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:09, archived)
# There's a blizzard in my undies and you're all invited!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:57, archived)
# he needs some of elton john's square glasses!
edit: google 'really fat' then look at the pictures on the top left of each page for 7 pages!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:58, archived)
# *jumps off cliff*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:59, archived)
# AW3SOME!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Poor old moaty




(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
It would have been SO funny had he kept posting throughout
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha
I think he should be commended on his devotion to Twitter. To shoot yourself in the head and then manage to type, 'Ow man, that fuckin hurt *dies* is quite dedicated.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Or even facebook
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:40, archived)
# myface splitter
whatever:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:42, archived)
# My Face Splitter?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:53, archived)
# I believe that's what I said, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:56, archived)
# He's in good company at twitter
None of them have the brains they were born with
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I was in the pub last night when the Gazza thing popped up on the TV
we were far to pissed to make any sense of anything, but how was Gazza involved in this bloke's demise?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Gazza, being a major piss head, said he knew his cos he was a bouncer
so he turned up to try and talk him down.

Then he went on the radio and was clearly pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Hahaha, what a mentalist
the result of his thoughtful words was the guy topping himself
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:49, archived)
# I was sober and still couldn't make any sense of it.
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Blame the octopus
Photobucket
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:53, archived)
# haha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)

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