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[challenge entry] I actually say this word


eg: its a bit chippy in here.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:39, archived)
# cool

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:47, archived)
# SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:48, archived)
# ICY WHAT YOU DID THERE
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Freezer jolly good fella
freezer jolly good fella
freezer jolly good fella
and so say all of us
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I humbly give you...
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Took me a few moments to get this one.
He he
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:35, archived)
# i read that as shark
and wondered what it had done to her
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Dun that :)

*wipes*
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:56, archived)
# what amuses me most about this
is the fact that he has a large splatter patch, then a little shit annex slightly above it, with no visible connection
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:00, archived)
# It was a double fart which set the first nugget skidding up his crack.
Probably.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:05, archived)
# i shall accept this explanation
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:06, archived)
# I think
this may have been me
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Not such a new word, but I like it.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and shit......Behold the Centepele.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:25, archived)
# He's a talented left, left, left, left, left footed striker
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Snort!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Hahaha
you mean quick and shit and funny
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:27, archived)
# haha! good show
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:15, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] My pet hate:
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Arf.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:14, archived)
# You'd love this mysterectomy shirt then

Now my shirt so wow that's a neato what now right

Response so far has been a little strange
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Arrghh!
That's 'orrible :D
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:22, archived)
# A guy from another forum made it
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:31, archived)
# heehee
I like this
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:19, archived)
# SPOILER ALERT
also I like this
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Have a click
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Haha, brilliant!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Nice.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:48, archived)
#
This really happened didn't it? On the Frank Skinner show or something similar, some retard in the audience shouted out a Sixth Sense spoiler and ruined it for everyone as it had only just been released. :-(
(, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 2:49, archived)
# Thats really cool!
I always thought that a 'mysterectomy' was when a surgeon just removed a random organ and, when you woke up,you had to guess which one before you died.
(, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Vote or Die
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:48, archived)
# I recognise that hat.
hope you like being firebombed...

(oh, and click/yay)
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Messing about with making my own faux Infrared filter
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Really nice!
Are you messing with the Curves?
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Nooo! Don't mess with the curves
That's what got me jailed in the first place
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:18, archived)
# No.
never really messed with the curves that much.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:23, archived)
# It looks pretty good
but looks more like a red filter on a black and white pic than an infrared, I think
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:24, archived)
# I do take a lot of Infrared stuff IRL
so I realise this, the grass needs to come up a lot more but it difficult without creating a seperate selection for all foliage. Not impossible though.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:34, archived)
# I understand

Is the original pic also yours?
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:48, archived)
# oh yes.
Taken at the Shakedown this year.
The pickup is called the 'Rust Fuckit'
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Oooh
That's rather good. Well done.

How did you make the filter?
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:44, archived)
# once my process is sorted...
filter forge.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah!


I see what I did there.
----
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] not worth its own thread so I'll put it here
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Haha
I like this
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Thanks
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Ronnie saves his numies on a window in his room
(A marvel to be seen: dysentery green)
While Kenny & his buddies had a game out in the back:
LET'S MAKE THE WATER TURN BLACK
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:19, archived)
# My first attempt at an image for B3ta

I know that it's pretty big, but I'm hoping you'll forgive me
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:55, archived)
# hahaha i gotta admit that made me laugh
the size and filesize is fine by the way :)
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Thanks!
I wasn't expecting positive feedback at all, it doesn't seem right
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:57, archived)
# as the b3ta doodar thing says "jokes are better than technique"
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
Smashing swearing there.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Ta very much!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Good job he left the faggots alone.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] prof
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:41, archived)
# rd's sex face, niiice!
he must have found the bible: forgotten last pages - and lo god did say unto them "fuck this for a game of soldiers, i'm offski"
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry] arrhhh
I might as well post this Cuttlegrid.

It's a grid for cuttles.


(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Poor cuttlefish...
...I want so much to help him across. Who knows the great things that he might achieve if only someone would set him free.

*sniff*
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Fear not,
I shall save him!
(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 16:57, archived)
# That Cuttle could...
be a young child kept safe at the Mathematics Institute. Ruckers' Mathematicians_in_Love explains how they inhabit a nautilus-based topology/cosmology outside our own. Apparently the adults can take care of themselves in our simple 4-space.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just pop this in here.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] might as well get this in before somebody else does it better
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:36, archived)
# that's two letters!
*fetches pitch fork and burning torch thing*
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Needs more Bulk Bogan
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] *inserts dogdem pea*
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:45, archived)
# this should be shoe horned into any comp, it's all of the aceness mr weathercock
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:47, archived)
# heheh
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:56, archived)
# I guess Dogdem is a new word.
Love the expression on their little faces. That cracks me up.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Too many rules.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:34, archived)
# sounds more like a rectal procedure on the clergy ;p
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:41, archived)
# that's more than one letter shirley!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:41, archived)
# ... one more letter means generosity, dude!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 6:15, archived)
# SEVEN UP
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:45, archived)
# hahah, that's a brilliant sounding word
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Copies of episcopos.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:57, archived)
# This gets a click just because I like saying it
Episcoposcopy. He he he.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:34, archived)
[challenge entry] MOTORGOAT


It went much faster in photoshop :(

I know notice that it looks like the goat is being ridden raw by a sad robot
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:25, archived)
# ha ha
Now you've said that, I can't see anything else!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:29, archived)
# :D ^this
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:29, archived)
# :((
Not sure I want to see it any faster now.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:42, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:47, archived)
# assuming the engine is supposed to be providing forward motion to the goat once in water
you've got it on the wrong way round

I still like it though :-)
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] dag (the d and g from dog and the a from cat)
gimme a shout human descent and i'll tell you about my technique

dag
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:24, archived)
# hahaha.....HD is finished now you've arrived :D
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:27, archived)
# imax, 3d, it's all gone!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:29, archived)
# all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:27, archived)
# haha yes, never a truer sentence muttered on b3ta
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:40, archived)
# 8-)
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:44, archived)
# mighty fine wordplay and shoppery skills!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:43, archived)
# one tries one's best
/bow
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:44, archived)
# How was this done?
Is this that new blending feature in photoshop? I heard you need a cutting-edge graphics card to even run it. Literally cutting-edge, I shit you not.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:46, archived)
# well i have a macbook and around 15 years of wearing a beard
it sorta comes naturally to me now
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:48, archived)
# FP for sure.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:46, archived)
# i made it less than 400 pixels wide for this very reason
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:48, archived)
# I think they might want to make sure first
that it's his own work. Just saying.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:49, archived)
# it's not shopped, it posed for me while i had my camera out
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:50, archived)
# SUNDAY!......Get it right!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:52, archived)
# bah sorry :(
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Real Monster Bus Sunday Sunday Sunday Is Shite, Give It Up.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:05, archived)
# I believe this is shopped

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Shopped pics only, forgodsake!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 0:17, archived)
# I like this so much
my head has started to hurt from laughing :)
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:52, archived)
# That's a wonderful job right there
Seriously, skills on display :D
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:30, archived)
# d'ya like
dags?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:32, archived)
# In Russia we have some kind of dag too
(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 13:18, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: INVENT A WORD


This week's challenge is to invent a new word by changing one letter of a word that already exists, then illustrate the result. Confused? Think "Ambiduxtrous" - the ability to hold a duck in either hand.

Challenge suggested by The Coast Of Yemen, and voted for by YOU.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Sweet
*goes off to find dictionary*
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Or a
ductionary
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:56, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:57, archived)
# or a dicktionhairy
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:58, archived)
# That's not one letter.
/pedantblog
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:04, archived)
# I noticed
*cheeky chortle*
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Conveniently I have a word already invented for this challenge
I even got it read out on Saturday Live. It's syntactically correct and everything.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Whisper it to me, real quick, and I'll tell you if it's a good idea..
*opens Photoshop*
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:07, archived)
# :P
Edit: Piss. Doesn't fit the brief, but I'm doing it anyway.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:08, archived)
# That's the gutsiest thing I ever heard.
We're with you, Sarge!

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:13, archived)
# ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER?
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:30, archived)
# is it 'figleytobis'?
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Text on a poo?
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Ambititrus been done?
edits: looks down
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:08, archived)
# this challenge sounds like a belter!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:10, archived)
# feil
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:19, archived)
# klickers
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Did anyone watch the end of Spartacus Blood and Sandals on Bravo last night?

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:27, archived)
# yup
brutal

but from what I gather the next season is a prequel, so she'll be in it
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:31, archived)
# I didn't.
I don't know what it is. I don't know what you've done to this pic. I don't know who that is.
It does appear to be a bit chilly in there though.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:39, archived)
# and also
the file size is fucking huge
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Wood!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:45, archived)
# i have no idea WTFYBOA
but i can see boobies so i am left confused.

is that lucy lawless?
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:55, archived)
# it is
she gets the whole lot out
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:59, archived)
# *subscribes*
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Is it worth watching?
I got the impression it was aimed squarely at 12 year old boys.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:00, archived)
# it's all filmed in a weird tone
it's very explicit and there are some great twists in it

but there is a large amount of 12-yr-old-boy appeal
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:07, archived)
# it's certainly not the worst thing on tv
i watched season 1, and thought it was alright. imagine "Gladiator", but rather than it being 2 hours long, it's a series.
plenty of full nudity for the 12 year olds too
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:08, archived)
# it's absolutely fucking dire,
complete tripe.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:16, archived)
# spanglestar fantastica


etc...
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:24, archived)
# I'll leave this here
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:12, archived)
# I'm definitely out
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:13, archived)
# well, just don't forget that
when you zip back up.... ;)
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:15, archived)
# I never do, saves time
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:22, archived)
# and explains a lot.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:27, archived)
# She wouldn't sell one unless she
painted bovril on her face and got a pitbull to kiss it off.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:27, archived)
# gwan then....
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:31, archived)
# too far?
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:50, archived)
# hahaha....flood the internet
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Hahaha
mind the piss
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:43, archived)
# There was supposed to be AIDS

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Old Faithful
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:54, archived)
# jawsome:D
"treats @ three\O/clock"
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Brings the tourists in by the droves !
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:04, archived)
# there's one born every 5 seconds!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Just in time !
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:11, archived)

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