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# coloured in Cockweasles Snarn :D
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Yarnsnarn
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:18, archived)
# hahaha
it's wool though.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:19, archived)
# woolsnarnwool
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Aw
He's lully!

Where is the weasley cock anyway? Not seen him (or his lovely art) for about 4 yonks.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:23, archived)
# He was here earlier . . . hence . . .
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Awww, That's Cute:D
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:27, archived)
# A nicely textured snarn.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:27, archived)
# awwwww goodsnarns
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Time for a quick puff . . .
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:04, archived)
# buy dale winton a rocket pack, then
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:05, archived)
# and send him to the moon and beyond ?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:08, archived)
# send him to mars
they're used to little green men, they should be fine with a little orange man
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:11, archived)
# No one going to lower the tone and mention Uranus?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:15, archived)
# why is it always me that has to lower the tone?
what did you people do for smut before i came along?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:17, archived)
# waited for you . . . I suppose . . .
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:20, archived)
# pfff
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:08, archived)
# That is some good stuff . . . right there !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Tip top.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:13, archived)
# oh
i love this :)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:36, archived)
# MY DAD SOMETHING SOMETHING INSENSITIVE etc
Very nice :)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Splendid idea, mind if I join you?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Puff to your hearts delight !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:16, archived)
# I likes it *click*
What would the German be for pip pip?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:13, archived)
# pippenzee pippen
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:14, archived)
# What she said ^
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Do you want some puff ?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Very well prepared indeed !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Das is shizercoff.
woo
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Ya Vol . . . Danka !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Indeed, what-what.

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Come on over for some bubbly !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Hahaha
What a lovely chap.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:04, archived)
# taste better than Marmite?


I just came online but I see nothing weird about the board
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:42, archived)
# I saw this two hours from now and it still tastes funny !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Guess I wasn't around for the time-glitch
are things looking normal now?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:51, archived)
# I guess it all depends on what one would call normla . . .
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:56, archived)
# normal for this looney bin
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:03, archived)
# it looks normal to me
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:58, archived)
# i like the crisps
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Bleurgh!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:59, archived)
# I had to google to see if that was a real product or your own concoction :D
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Or would you prefer these ?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:07, archived)
# marmite is tasty
i had it on toast for breakfast
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:58, archived)
# never heard of it except on b3ta
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:01, archived)
# it's amazing the amount of people who hate it
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:03, archived)
# I see one of their slogans is "you'll either love it or hate it"
must be some heady shit
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:05, archived)
# it is extremely beefy
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:08, archived)
# it's nice on bananas
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:11, archived)
# *glares*
stop that.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:13, archived)
# and yet strangely beef-free
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:25, archived)
# indeed
who would have guessed that yeast could be so beefy?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:27, archived)
# MARMITE ISN'T REAL
It's just a social construct man
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:05, archived)
# so you're saying i had a social construct on toast for breakfast?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:08, archived)
# K, then Smash had social construct on toast today
Edit: too slow in reply here
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Vegemite, on the other hand..
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Marmite on one hand, vegemite on the other hand
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:17, archived)
# you'll look like you've shat on your hands
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:18, archived)
# now that is a look I strive for
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:20, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:22, archived)
# I didn't like it until I found out it repels the French.
Now I'm a convert.

Though I just have Bovril at work, as it works on toast and in a mug. Kind of like those new lemsips, only not.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:11, archived)
# bovril is awesome
especially on a cold morning
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:12, archived)
# hmm bovine extract
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Woo
but sadly bindun
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:01, archived)
# what's sad about that?
The play on words may not be original, but the details of the image are unique
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:24, archived)
# WHAT'S GOING ON
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:39, archived)
#
Is anyone else getting some kind of ballsed-up board that loses half of its posts and displays something from 2pm as the latest thing??
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:41, archived)
# what are you seeing on board now?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Seems to be business as usual now, it all just went tits up for the last 10 mins-ish
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:51, archived)
# weird
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Whatever it was . . . it fixed whatever it is . . .
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:58, archived)
# I think it might have been me mentioning Ann Widdecombes hymen
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:00, archived)
# mmmm
that smothered with Marmite mmmmmm
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:07, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck happened there?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:42, archived)
# No idea.

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:44, archived)
# No picture. talk >
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
What the giddy fuck?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:16, archived)
# looks fine to me
/talk looks okay as well
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:50, archived)
# You are Marvin Gaye AICMFP
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:57, archived)
#
links is 404'ing totally
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:08, archived)
# /talk and/qotw are still up though unfortunately
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] obligatoury russian reversal


sorry if bindun

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Yes . . . quite the opposite of the opposite !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Rock it Anne baby

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:47, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Tim Minchin?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:40, archived)
# What is that source anim from?
I lurve it
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:12, archived)
# me and anne could be great partners
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:48, archived)
# freakshow baby baby on the dance floor!
Watch out for electro rock!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:57, archived)
# YES!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:02, archived)
# It is one of history's greatest cinematic achievements.
I think the drunken disco bar fight in Kickboxer is Van Damme's finest hour though. More gifs of that please....
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:05, archived)
# it just so happens....
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:19, archived)
# YES

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:45, archived)
# holy fuck
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Im sorry
i cant explain it....
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:01, archived)
# What the.....?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:56, archived)
# The freebase on the left looks a bit like bennett....
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:08, archived)
# The 'club' scene where Robocop finds Leon Nash is particularly fine, too ...
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:13, archived)
# hahaha!
The mind bleach... it does nothing!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Widdy peed 'ere
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Her hymen will have torn now
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:57, archived)
# *boik*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:00, archived)
# She ain't getting in to heaven now
Unless she gets it sown back together
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:17, archived)
# can you sew kevlar?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:24, archived)
# this is where we find out
Just be careful of the fanny cheese
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Part 1
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Part 2
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:33, archived)
# FUCKS
capacitor
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:57, archived)
# this is perfect FUCK
well done

EDIT: and original post is awesome too *click*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:49, archived)
# ^This :D
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:23, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:35, archived)
# It is very quiet here today.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
# The mice are eating the discs again . . .
refreshing takes awhile . . . or is it just meece . . .
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Lovely. Really lovely
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Proof that the future is back !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:45, archived)
# holy fuck that's ace
honestly that is immense. *click* DO MORE LIKE THIS

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:14, archived)
# beautiful
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:25, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:53, archived)
# For Ninj :D
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10274312
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:29, archived)
# NINJA ROLL!!!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Holy facerape
what the juggling fuck is that?

No, wait don't answer that.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# no idea
but here's another one

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
# We can do it like the man dem man dem
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:35, archived)
# LOL
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
...*breathes*...bwhahahahahahahahah!!

*Click*

:D
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:33, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:35, archived)
# No offence meant, but the face reminds me of Doom
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha yes:D
Image and video hosting by TinyPicsorry ninj:D
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:44, archived)
# AAAAGH WRINKLY WRIST
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:47, archived)
# What the
Hahaha
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Jeans and trainers?
Eurrrgggh...
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:24, archived)
# i know what you mean
it's the white that fucks it all up
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Love the partially obscured Wail aa poyd!
have a click!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:25, archived)
# why thanky
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Fuck them in the cunt :D
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:26, archived)
# now that's just out of order man
:D
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Jeff Goldblum's let himself go...
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:04, archived)
# YOU NOT UNNERSTAN WOT I SAY YOU IRRIOT
/Benny Hill
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:09, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:11, archived)
#
Jeff Goldblum Mahatma Ghandi
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:15, archived)
# omg that is so racist
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:17, archived)
# whatevs kthnxbai
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Jean-Paul Sartre's eyes, by any chance?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
*click*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:29, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:52, archived)
# bindun?


why thenkyu:-)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:04, archived)
# pfffft
*clicks*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
# hahahahaha
WOO
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:15, archived)
# I love this
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Ace!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:34, archived)
# This is
lol 2.0
(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:51, archived)
# I'd like one with tiny hands please.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:03, archived)
# haha
a commission?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:20, archived)
# I was very tempted to do it
with one of your lot, just to rile you.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
# haha
that one used to be. Parent company now manages it globally except in the UK
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Protest songzzz
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Erm.
That's not really it at all though, is it?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Dude if you know what "it" is
this would be a good time to share.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:09, archived)
# So, Pete Doherty has finally recorded something listenable.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:08, archived)
# ^ This, HARD!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:16, archived)
# hahaha
He's bound to have spoiled it in some way
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:20, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:31, archived)
# I was kinda hoping for a cover of Russ Abbott's 'Atmosphere'
which would have been a truly terrifying prospect
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:43, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:19, archived)
# aw bless him!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Curses! I thought his eye was gonna wander.
You still get a click, though.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:23, archived)
# I'm looking at this and whistling the james bond intro tune
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:33, archived)
# haha
he'd make a good Bond.
.
.
.
.
.
.
no actually, he wouldn't
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:36, archived)
# So bond are you looking at me or the hot blond in the corner
oh I see you can do both at once

Laser surgery should sort that eye right out
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:39, archived)
# haha
now listen carefully 007...

This pair of spectacles has a sticking plaster over one lens. I want you to wear them for 6 months.

Oh and Bond... Do be careful with them
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:43, archived)
# No Mr Bond I expect you to eye
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:44, archived)
# :D
to this^ and this^^
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:45, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:44, archived)
# aaaand
fucking hell, b3ta's crawling along again. Is this something to do with the fact that the search function is kind-of working again?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:46, archived)
# I've not experienced this slowness
Are you sure you aren't just on drugs?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Actually
I'm painfully aware that I'm NOT on drugs.
Maybe that's the fucking problem.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:49, archived)
# try drugs
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:56, archived)
# IT HAS ALWAYS WORKED
HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST OTHERWISE
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:11, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Ha! Job done.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:28, archived)
# "AND at tha same time.." innit blud
dey fix up man dems sight
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:29, archived)
# It's part of the joke
(upside-down e) ... erm, maybe?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:32, archived)
# I don't understand how he can claim to be a 'Star' of Dragons Den...
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:35, archived)
# ROWAN!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Mixed messages from these students.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:15, archived)
# I can't afford Jimmy Choos either.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Can you afford a Hot Dog?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Will these eyes never be clean, again?
*scrubs*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Gah!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Not at the prices the Germans charge for them.
I went to the German market in Manchester at the weekend, they wanted £4.50 for a foot long frankfurter. Thieving fuckers, imagine what they'd be charging if they'd won the war.

(Edit: I assume from the comments above there's a horrible image in your post, but being at work, I can't see it.)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:23, archived)
# how much for a daschund in lederhosen?
actually - that's ridiculous

You should have told them you weren't a fucking tourist!

Dieser Preis ist zu hoch. Ich bin kein fucking Touristen. Du kan geben Sie Ihre Frankfurter til Ihre Rektum. Guten Tag Herr!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:24, archived)
# About the same they were charging for a Weimaraner balancing an Apfelkuchen
twixt a Kartoffelsalat and a bowl of Schildkrotenzuppe.

Edit: Difficult to pass for a tourist in Manchester when your accent makes Terry Christian sound like RP.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Washed down with a warm glass of affensaft?

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:33, archived)
# I like German food
It's almost as if it's been designed to be washed down with beer!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Ha ha!
Yeah, odd that.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Pot!
How goes it?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:57, archived)
# I like Greek food.
It's almost as if it's been designed for when it's a bit warm out and you have fuck-all else planned for the rest of the day.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:17, archived)
# I had a one from the German market in Bristol last year
it was filth, thoroughly upset.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Slightly better deal than Vue cinemas then.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:06, archived)
# HOT DOGS FOR SALE
WHERE? WHERE?
HOT DOGS FOR SALE
BUTWHERE BUTWHERE BUTWHERE?!?

OVER THERE BY THE BEEF BURGERS.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Mulligan and O'Hare at their finest

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:32, archived)
# very moving.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:35, archived)
# He'll give you a quick one off the wrist for a tenner

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Students love wanking.
Who knew we had so much in common?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Hello, good evening and welcome to b3ta!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:19, archived)
# attractive student is attractive.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:20, archived)
# speccy-ist
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:21, archived)
# The next image challenge should be based around what she might be looking at.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:26, archived)
# I think she's just longing for my loins
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:30, archived)
# You must be pretty damn tall
considering where she's looking. Or were you hanging trouserless from a dirigible at the time?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:32, archived)
# the latter.
Obviously.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:36, archived)
# That must have been
some party.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:43, archived)
# I like to call my morning routine
a 'party'
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:47, archived)
# would
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I'll buy her some
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Ah, prostitution
that's how I got through university.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:30, archived)
# i'd give her a good shoeing
cor etc
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Bad dog!
HEEL!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Protest Sign sale
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:40, archived)
# she both died.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:41, archived)
# hold the cherries

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Hold the plums!
*sniggers*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Nudge the melons!

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Let 'em spin.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Turn it up, and let it spin.
Turn it over, let it spin.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Protesting on a budget.
Frugal.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Is she on strike?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:39, archived)
# *insta-click*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Yay. Also, please can someone shop this?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:40, archived)
# WHOA TIGER
First we discuss my fee
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:41, archived)
# $4.96
per day
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:50, archived)
# sounds reasonable
I will pay $4.96 imaginary per day. Minus imaginary tax and ni, of course
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:10, archived)
# In which case, I assume that you're only expecting
imaginary shops in return.

Deal.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:12, archived)
# I'll do it for $4.95!
*undercuts*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Damn you immigrant
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:35, archived)
# All my frontpages were done by a sweatshop of illigal immigrant graphic designers
paid in magic markers, which still have value in third world countries. They can have their passports back when they finish Dark Hams.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Well they better get working then
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:41, archived)
# All of your FPs are belong to us!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:13, archived)
# depends how fine you grind them
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Depends
How much are you offering me to do so?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Done.
.


Oh, did you want me to post it as well? ;)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:06, archived)
# he fought until he died.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:41, archived)
# compo in compo
O_O
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:41, archived)
# There only one Hulk. This not him.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Hulk Smash
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Forbes knows the score.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:08, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:49, archived)
# If only

Magical or not, they would charge!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:22, archived)
# everyone would die
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:23, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:25, archived)
# RIS
is this a Harry Potter thing?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:26, archived)
# WE CAN'T HOLDYOUR HAND THROUGH EVERYTHING
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:29, archived)
# where is the nudge button
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:30, archived)
# A creature of legend, originally, but it has featured in the Potter books/films.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:31, archived)
# location paint
EDIT: oh yeah, hello and welcome
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:28, archived)
# London.
Acid.

City.

Our time ...

is NOW.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Don't you just hate it when people
paint over the bit you want to ░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:31, archived)
# everyone pretend i just hit the nudge button
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Hold the sevens!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:32, archived)
#



(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Captain - he is again!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:40, archived)
# All time touching my ass!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:46, archived)
# HIS ASS
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:51, archived)
# And I choose Ben Richards. That boy is one mean motherfucker..
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:41, archived)
# You don't want to do it like that...
You wana do like this!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Yeah, but you could just park on the roof of a handy building rather than fighting for a space by a parking meter.
It would be a brave parking attendant that tried to stick a fine on one as well.

So in conclusion, whilst I admire your image, I am concerned that you haven't fully considered the practicality of Hippogriff parking.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:37, archived)
#
Thanks for the welcome guys! I guess I hadn't considered the fact that they fly and that people are natural rule breakers:-)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:41, archived)
# We're just messin', man/ma'am.
Don't mind us.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:45, archived)
#

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:49, archived)
# ^this
We're a nice enough bunch.

Well, some of us are.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:50, archived)
#

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:52, archived)
# I'm not.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Just messing, it's a good image.
If it were true, traffic wardens would probably get broomsticks and there'd be double yellow lines on the rooftops.

Welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten etc.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:02, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:11, archived)
# FOREHEAD GAP
FIVE HEAD
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:12, archived)
# :(

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:16, archived)
# THREE CHIN
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:18, archived)
# What fore'd gap?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:23, archived)
# THREECHIN TOOTHBUDDY
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Triple chins weekend
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:32, archived)
# it is tuesday
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Triple Tuesdays weekend
EDIT: actually, no it's not. Still Monday in this neck of the woods young fella-me-lad
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:40, archived)
# hehe
nicely done sir!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
*Click*

:D
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Teef.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:16, archived)
# For Griffy..
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:06, archived)
# RIS
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Mr Savalas wanted a photo shopped.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Ah, all makes sense now
(still no idea what the above picture is supposed to mean)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:20, archived)
# It's from a game called "Portal"
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Ah
JJ used to bang on about that all the time

I assumed it was all yiffery and fantasising that you live with squirrel/woman hybrid things
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Ha-ha! Gods, no.
Nothing like that.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:28, archived)
# It's more like having a dysfunctional relationship with a robot
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Welcome to my life
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:40, archived)
# I have my own shit to deal with
unplug the fucking robot if it's that much of a drama.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:43, archived)
# it's worse than that
:(
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:53, archived)
# sorry but now you are thinking too hard about portals
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:09, archived)
# I am a computer and I am still weirded out by this
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:10, archived)
# 4eva in are enrichment center
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:25, archived)
# HANDPLANTIN IN HEAVEN
DEAD AND LOVIN IT
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:10, archived)
# NO!
DAMN!
IN AMONGST ALL THIS HAIR SOMEWHERE
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:14, archived)
# GREENGROCER'S
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:39, archived)
# hahahaha
but where are their big knickers?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Even I have limits, dude.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:15, archived)
# after searching for vintage lingerie
I have actually expanded my limits (and my trousers)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:17, archived)

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