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[challenge entry] We knew already Jools, but thanks for the clarification.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:15, archived)
# *notes*
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:16, archived)
# 2 CARS IN EVERY GARAGE AND 3 PUBES ON EVERY BALL
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:17, archived)
# ^this^
*appluads*
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:17, archived)
# IT'S THE LAW !
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:18, archived)
# Yep,
the truth will out.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:33, archived)
# FP this please Mods
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Oh thankyou!
That made me do a proper guffaw
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh...
Way to phone it in... ;-)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:00, archived)
# THERE'LL BE NO CROISSANTS WHERE YOU'RE GOING, SONNY
 
woo!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:04, archived)
# has he been convicted yet
or are they still pussying around?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:25, archived)
# He'll need it...
as an impromptu pile cushion ;-)
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Isn't that just her off Dragon's Den?
I thought the compo was Julian Andsandy Asandwich Assange
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:05, archived)
# that's why you never see him
and deborah meaden in the same room at the same time
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:07, archived)
# No, it's that bloke off Armstrong and Miller
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:07, archived)
# David Mitchell?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:08, archived)
# No, it's the other one...
Harry Webb.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:10, archived)
# What, young Steptoe?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Cliff at 70?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Jumpers...
for goal posts? isn't it?
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:52, archived)
# I have failed to know my meme
What is the origin of this photo?
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Another... seeing as it's slow.




Looks like Roger Moore to me... but I assure you it's Assange.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:38, archived)
# That's what'll happen to him
once the yanks get him to Gitmo...
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:40, archived)
# My dear girl, don't flatter yourself.
What I did this evening was for Queen and country. You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you? ...

(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:44, archived)
# we will force you to read every Jeffery Archer novel, ever written!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Every time I see assange I think of...
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:37, archived)
# hahaha
Wonderful.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:37, archived)
# the scourge of carpathia, the sorrow of moldavia
also known as viggo the butch
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:42, archived)
# that's uncanny!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:29, archived)
# I'd support him if he dressed like vigo.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:55, archived)
# I love this so much
I logged just to click it
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 1:05, archived)
# You genius
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Very good shout!
Ha
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry] This explains it.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] That's told him.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:09, archived)
# 'NO YOU CANT HAVE THE BONE' ??
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:14, archived)
# I think deep down
that's all he really wants.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:16, archived)
# I think deep down
that's what we all crave isn't it?

Look inside yourself Brother (or sister)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:18, archived)
# i know i do
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:19, archived)
# i knows it
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:25, archived)
# everybody knows it
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:28, archived)
# It hurts to grow up?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:37, archived)
# i wouldn't know
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:45, archived)
# I AM THE TRUUUFE
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:21, archived)
#

(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Got it : )
'I'll have a squash'
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:48, archived)
# "Have we one ear?"
Shirley?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Lend me your ears
Tee Hee Brutus
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:15, archived)
# hahah
U KANT HANDEL THE TROOTH!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:03, archived)
# deborah meaden?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:06, archived)
# haha
there is a certain resemblance :)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:09, archived)
# she's far more evil
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:09, archived)
# no idea who that
is but its v.well shopped.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Lucius Malfoy
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 0:01, archived)
# bloke from harry potter
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 7:57, archived)
# Don't drop him...
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:57, archived)
# more fish need legs
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Yes.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:59, archived)
# we can call them all simon
except the hake, we'll call them colin.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:01, archived)
# What about that bloke from Marillion?
What was his name...oh
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:08, archived)
# george
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Oh yeah cheers
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:11, archived)
# STAMP STAMP STAMP
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:06, archived)
# The floor is close !
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Maybe he has an egg in his pocket
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Maybe his egg had just grow
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Good call
egg-leg
tomato-tomatoe
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Julian, Un singe
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:42, archived)
# A fine rare pet !
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:50, archived)
# this is the image challenge?
fuck, i can see me not being round these parts much for the next week.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Another of Fraser's dictats.
Except he tried to blame it on Happytoast and Benito when it wasn't what they suggested. When was the last compo where it wasn't one of Fraser's ideas? I'd love to see the actual stats for what ideas had been picked by /board.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:58, archived)
# something tells me that's not going to happen
we need to get fraser pissed and/or stoned, he might just have an amusing idea for the challenge :(
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:00, archived)
# HE'LL SUCK YOUR COCK
 

 
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:06, archived)
# i haven't got a cock
hell, i haven't even got a belly button
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:08, archived)
# ...lift the folds back one at a time....
you're bound to find it:D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:17, archived)
# women don't have cocks
and people who have had an umbilical hernia don't have belly buttons
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:19, archived)
# FACT
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:38, archived)
# paedo face
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:12, archived)
# How can you tell?
*reaches for notepad*
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:15, archived)
# it's in the smile
the I LIKE DIDDLING YOUNG BOYS smile
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Ha ha
Arrest that man
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Doubt it.
However it happens, it'll be just one-word, one-idea suggestions.
Time for an alt-compo.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:30, archived)
# i suggest dragons
but then, i always suggest dragons.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:30, archived)
# It's gonna be another week of shit, lazy headswaps ...
Think I might dig out my distance learning pack
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:43, archived)
# i may spend the week getting drunk
after all, it's nearly christmas.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Nice idea.
I might start my French coursebook again.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:47, archived)
# here's that wiggly one I was looking for on the weekend
 


 
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:46, archived)
# ooo, nice!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:47, archived)
# mark's office tales
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:34, archived)
# :D:D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:36, archived)
# I am low
Someone want to feel me up with coffee?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Haha he want to put his sex cock into her vagina
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Sugar Lips
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:51, archived)
# JUST A LONG BLACK, THANKS
 
woo!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Chris Rocklolz
every guy you met
has been trying to fuck you.

That's right.
Women are offered dick every day.

Every woman in here...

gets offered dick at least three times a week.

Three times a day, shit!

That's right,
every time a man's being nice to you...

all he's doing is offering dick.
That's all it is.

''Can l get that for you?
How about some dick?''

''Could l help you with that?
Could l help you to some dick?

''Do you need some dick?''
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:05, archived)
# All i can do is apologise

I haven't even seen l.o.t.r movies or read the books :S just had to be done
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:34, archived)
# WEN DAY GOT TOGEDDA, IT WAS MORDOR
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:38, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:39, archived)
# >fuck gandalf
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:40, archived)
# This is a thing of magic.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:42, archived)
# LORD OF THE FUCK
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:47, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:48, archived)
# BUST THAT CAP
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:50, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhhhh this is way better than the book
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:07, archived)
# His next CD cover !
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] He has to go and spoil everything now :(
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:24, archived)
# He's only gone and leaked the winner of this week's compo ...
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:26, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:31, archived)
# RBIS?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:50, archived)
# I've just realied who he is.
He's Gordon Ramsey crossed with Doogie Howser, MD.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:35, archived)
# I found this and I think it should be published on the internet
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:43, archived)
# ha ha
now we know how the compo winner is selected
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:09, archived)
# i like this, SO MUCH
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:30, archived)
# I'm a little late to the party
... but i think this should win this weeks compo
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 12:27, archived)
# blender.
created plane,
applied displacement modifier using texture, (made pseudo-3d)
applied smoothing
camera set to track along path
rendered 60 frames
imported into gimp as layers
then hideously compressed and reduced size because I can't use the gimp to optimise gifs...
essay ends.



(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Ear cataracts ?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:22, archived)
# EAR cataracts!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:24, archived)
# my velouria
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Never gonna give it up . . .
My-ee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma my Velouria ♫
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:33, archived)
# BOSS DRUM
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:36, archived)
# EAR DRUM
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Qwelcome
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:55, archived)
# MEDDLE
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:14, archived)
# pfft......Anyone seen my furby?
was here a minute ago
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:21, archived)
# It got 8
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Hoe does your garden go . . .
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] kind of

posted pre compo.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I've got a deal they can't refuse . . .
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely too! :)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Heads will roll !
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:07, archived)
# FUCKACCINNO
extra whipped fuck

cunt around the dotted fuck for discunt on FUCKACCINNO
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:08, archived)
# MUMMBLIPEGGY
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:09, archived)
# SON OF MITCH PILEGGI DREI - THE RISE OF PILEGGI JNR
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:12, archived)
# IN 4D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:17, archived)
# ADJUSTED MEGACREIDTS DISCUNT FOR 2MAN in 4D
(NO EUNUCHS)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:19, archived)
# ADMISSION GRANITE
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:24, archived)
# KRYPTONITE KLEPTOMANIAC
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:29, archived)
# You need a horse.
I got a horse.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:08, archived)
# A head between the sheets will do !
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:10, archived)
#
A A bit of
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:28, archived)
#
horse DVD
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:11, archived)
# It's a sleeper ~~~
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:18, archived)
# You made your bed...now sleep in it.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:29, archived)
# OMG father
still don't know who this Julian guy is or what he's "allegedly" done....not sure I can be arsed finding out
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:11, archived)
# As far as I know . . . he became a public figure . . . or "a person of interest"
Got me . . .
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:14, archived)
# I think he's the gay one from the Famous Five
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Good leakage right there !
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:53, archived)
# a deal of him :D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Smoke the halls with bongs of folly . . .
♫ ♪ ♪ ♫
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:15, archived)
# He's going to the matrasses
with some swedes
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Sammich Time !
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:16, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:15, archived)
# A made man . . .
mumbles the word . . .
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:17, archived)
# psswhwhwsshwhsh
haha brilliant
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 1:12, archived)
[challenge entry] As if I didn't know...
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Secret cable sent by Barbara Bush to George Jnr?
What about an alt compo? Any ideas?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:56, archived)
#
Barbara Bush Rush Limbaugh

I had a good compo idea, but I forgot it. How about- What the world look like if the ideologues got their way?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Fundie-mental?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Golden Leaks
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:08, archived)
# PISS HEAVY AND FULL OF PISS
spotify:track:4nmt6pQXWzNPKvtP2G8kDs (Shoot Yer Load by Ecker)

BEE-SIDE
spotify:track:3YalhKH2TB9Z1J1JJ6GfPs (Golden Showers by Meng)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Or this?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:18, archived)
# AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
spotify:track:0YSBpDBrLyip567LPKSgAL (Bark At The Moon by Ozzy Osbourne)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry]


there IS such a thing as free cable
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:40, archived)
# DIGITAL DEN NEHY
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:48, archived)
# hahaha
top thinking.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Out of 250 000 cables, memos and emails. Not one good joke.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:39, archived)
# WikiLeaks on a secret report on thegreatgondorf: he sometimes smells of eggs.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Can I smell curry?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:43, archived)
# She might slap you silly...
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:44, archived)
# I recon you can
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:14, archived)
# like these are good guys and shit....but isn't it like against health and safety or some shit like that!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Challenge accepted
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Batman Compo...YES!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:36, archived)
# OMIGOD!
Do want!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Minnie Mouse had an affair with Bugs Bunny!
Oh sorry, that's Mickyleaks.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:40, archived)
# No, she was fucking goofy.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:41, archived)
# That became public knowledge after the sex tape was released
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Robin knows him intimately !
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:47, archived)

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