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[challenge entry] Got my new calender!
Bit disappointing, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:50, archived)
# p-p-p-pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Oh my, that's good
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:58, archived)
# *click*
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:59, archived)
# oh that made me chuckle out loud
have a "click"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:03, archived)
# haha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Jesus, he's found us
Pengor: Penguin of DOOM vs Weymouth
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Uh-oh ...
*goes to look for Jesus*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:47, archived)
# silly Vaggy
he won't be born until Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Rawr!!!
Photobucket
(TallJim, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Brought to you by Photoshop
Photobucket
(TallJim, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:52, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Is that Weymouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Yes, yes it is
www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotos-g190817-Weymouth_Dorset_England.html
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Dinsdale!
DINSDALE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Doesn't look anything like Jesus!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:14, archived)
# But...
But he talks like a gentleman ...err... penguin
Like you imagined when you were young

/Killers
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:22, archived)
# No reason:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:44, archived)
# I love crudités
Now where's the hummus? Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:46, archived)
# RIS - blue skies?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:47, archived)
# RIS? RIS?!
If any one of you can tell me what isn't funny about shouting "Poo! Wee-wee! Bums!" at the top of your voice, then I can tell you you're a liar.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Yes yes, I understand the humour in your wonderful post.
But the blue sky threw me off...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Is that David Cameron rocking the frock?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Alaska?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Genoa?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Dundee?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:38, archived)
# What - Eric?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:46, archived)
# No silly, crocodile.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Splott?
You may have to google that
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Upper Cwm Twrch
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:40, archived)
# If they are trying to play leap frog, they are doing it wrong.
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Thump screen vigorously if the animation is stuck at start of leap
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Working for the National Geographuc ?
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Oh man up you big girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:20, archived)
# penguins are inveterate bullies
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:22, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that they have backbones...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:15, archived)
# awww i am sobbing into my hankie here
(probably) woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] had to be done...
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Aah, Dick Beattie. Where are you now?
Here are some reposts...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I may indulge myself of the opportunity to pearoast as well then :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Soso nice
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] They don't just eat fish, you know!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Ahhh... He is so full up he has fallen asleep...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Hahahaha.
Now that's how BSE started. We could end up with Mad Penguin Disease
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'd rather have a bucket of tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] They love reading so much


They have their own publishing house
(yadayadayada, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:54, archived)
# I beg to disagree
I'm in Reading right now and THERE ARE NO PENGUINS
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] the birds 2: revenge of the flightless
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] The Japanese penguins were far superior.
(Narcotic Monkey Neither a narcotic nor a monkey., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Oh good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Now that I have seen this
In seven days, will he come round and "Honk" at me
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:44, archived)
# If you're lucky...
... he'll cough up some partially digested Herring too.
(Narcotic Monkey Neither a narcotic nor a monkey., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Is it just me, or is this a bit wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:33, archived)
# No it's fine
Penguins need pile-cushions just like the rest of us.... I'm sure sitting in all that snow must bring the old Chalfont-St-Giles on something terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:34, archived)
# But it looks a bit like a....

*Sicks a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:36, archived)
# This is great
it's the flag that makes it. 10/10
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Yey!
Happy festive doobries NoobMaster!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:42, archived)
# No PS
So have a MSPaint crimbo tree. Happy everything to you all.
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:50, archived)
# ^ Ooo Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:51, archived)
# wayhey, it's Noobmaster!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Pengiuns!
(I helped save b3ta! qster, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Psst! Compo it..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Cheers!
ta
(I helped save b3ta! qster, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Psst! It's spelt 'Penguins'.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] It's called a Swanguin...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Or a PenguanguanguanguanguanguanGUAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Can break a man's arm with a fish.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Cheers Cap'n!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:36, archived)
# For the 2 people that demanded it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:20, archived)
# hahaha
*EDIT* and the real demand is for more episodes of Mr Tea Fingers...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:21, archived)
# hahaha, fantastic! :)
did Roger Taylor ever do a cameo in these? I say Roger Taylor, he's now called Katy Perry these days.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:22, archived)
# I never got round to including Roger, no.
I feel bad for him now, like he's missed the party or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:26, archived)
# MERRY CHRISTMAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:24, archived)
# haha wtf? :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:25, archived)
# hahahahaa
this is brilliant!!!!

PUB!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:26, archived)
# It would make a great Windows shutdown sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:32, archived)
# ha ha
love the Helen Mirren line :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Epic sir!
*click*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:32, archived)
# yeah that's good.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:38, archived)
# FUCKING LOVELY MEAT!
You have made Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:54, archived)
# YES!
Most excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:59, archived)
# YES
I fucking love you SBF :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Fantastic!
that's the most bizarre thing I've seen in ages
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Um... Righty-ho.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Ahh, I loved all of these
Could we also see "Simon Groom's Mobile Disco" again? That was also ace, especially the "BASS BITCH!" bit.
(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 14:08, archived)
# 'kin lovely meat!
Great stuff!

I was only telling my mate at work about these this morning - had a dig round on Google but totally failed to find them for him... then BANG here's a new one :)

I've got the others saved on the PC at home, I'll have to go dig them out now.

(Nicklock, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:43, archived)
# "it is not all right; you have a turkey drummer lodged up your catflap."
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Only 2?
I've always loved these.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry] pearost from donkeys years ago
(OhArse2 part of the Norfolke 'n' Goode empire., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] pea in a new thread?, you sicken me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] there's really no need
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:04, archived)
# oh that stephen
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:08, archived)
# hahaha what?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Blimey, this one's showing its age a bit. Still,
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Needs more Sting.
Actually..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:25, archived)
# :O Woo
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:06, archived)
# woop dee doo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:07, archived)
# !!!!
Well I guess it's Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:03, archived)
# </sarcasm>
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] well if you will flaunt your wares....

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Wasn't that why they sacked him?
Wheeeeee!

Click
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Technically, they sacked him because
he kept swinging past the Captain's fork, on a rope, and pinching his lumps of fish finger.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:20, archived)
# whereas they sacked the captain for kiddy fiddling :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Oh, and there was that. I thought you were thinking of Noel Edmonds.
But it turns out I was thinking of Noel Edmonds.
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Merry Chringles! Am I doing it right?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:58, archived)
# SLAGS!!
LOl very good have a click
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:08, archived)
# dirty hangouts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:09, archived)
# The challenge might be over, but I'm still going....
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:56, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:57, archived)
# whore whore whore
LOl :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:03, archived)
# SOFT DRINK this now!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:44, archived)
# top work that man
Merry Chrisps
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:51, archived)
# very lovely
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:57, archived)
# fuck off you snow bastard :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:58, archived)

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