ThisAlthough B&Q would have done at a push
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Skirite Gerrorf my larnd,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 8:50,
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If I received theseit would save crismus
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 6:26,
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These are proper great.I would buy these. Not now though. :D
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Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:37,
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TonightI met a strange woman in a club who assured me her farts sometimes resembled a voice talking in a foreign language. I took no credit on it but afterwards when making fun of it other people told me it's a common psy phenomenon, and some even assured me they have also experienced it. Anyone can confirm / deny this?
(,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 5:40,
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Nothing is shocking anymore.
Edit: Also, post a picture next time.
Grampa,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 6:00,
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She must have an abcessafter all, abcess makes the fart go Honda....
*runs*
(,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 8:37,
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*runs*
Oh piss off, you tedious prickAnd merry fucking Christmas
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 8:48,
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I can confirmthat, on occasion, verbal flatulence can be mistaken by the wielder for a picture, which leads the person to posting it on popular image boards.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:05,
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you want /talkit's over to the right
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:57,
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WHERE'S MY FUCKING PICTURE???meryy christmas
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addickted has attained freedom,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:05,
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This deserves more...so have this Woo!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 6:12,
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Coo ur gosh!I mean to say, woo and yay!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 6:49,
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sweet zuzax wafers
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 5:03,
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If you know early Disney historythen this might be funny...
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tubaman,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 4:56,
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I doand lol
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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions.,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:30,
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No, it's part of a magic trick.He rubs his elbow, then produces a penny from your ear.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 5:18,
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Does he look like a leak? (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 4:42,
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Psychedelic album cover for my pretentious hippie free jazz EP.Comes in both clean and shitty looking versions!
Front cover:
Inside jacket (500k):
i904.photobucket.com/albums/ac249/GoreyLarson/tromboubavisionsofzuzaxep.jpg
Back cover:
(,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 3:45,
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Front cover:
Inside jacket (500k):
i904.photobucket.com/albums/ac249/GoreyLarson/tromboubavisionsofzuzaxep.jpg
Back cover:
zuzax waferi must hear this
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 3:50,
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That's one of our best songs.Here let me host it somewhere and I'll show you.
(,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 3:53,
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Thank you! We have an LP too, but I haven't started working on the album art for that yet (it took me 5 hours of work last night to pop these gems out.)The hour and a half of music (some listenable, some not quite so) that we recorded over 2 days features yours truly on djembe, doumbek, didgeridoo, throat singing or overtone singing, and playing singing bowls, and my friends Ross and Cody on electric upright bass and electric guitar respectively.
(,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 4:01,
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I puked up in a singing bowl once.That shut the cunt up.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 4:11,
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It was mainly sweetcornwhich was fucking weird to be honest, because I don't remember eating any.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 4:20,
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Hehe.One thing about corn, you might not remember it going in, but you're sure as hell to see it coming out.
(,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 4:30,
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pleasethis crunchy goodness will bring sustenance to mine ears
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 3:58,
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And not just your ears!Trombouba is half jam-band, half satire cult. Check us out on facebook if you want (no music there unfortunately.) Our average song length is 15 minutes. Next semester we hope to record at least one 15 minute song every time we record.
www.facebook.com/pages/Trombouba/168870463147888
(,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 4:03,
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www.facebook.com/pages/Trombouba/168870463147888
where is zuzax wafer? (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 4:04,
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this doesn't workfuuuuuuuuuuu
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 4:13,
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i downloaded it..i can't play the fucking thingCRUNCH DENIED
ed: i got it..i like..sweet ass crunch
edd: wmp not like..u upload in mp3 format or youtube video..
you fix
(ed: i got it..i like..sweet ass crunch
edd: wmp not like..u upload in mp3 format or youtube video..
you fix
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Fri 24 Dec 2010, 4:21,
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Yay. :)Check out the weird formulaic drum line i laid on the last couple of minutes.
(,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 4:29,
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it stops after about a minutei need this wafer
what the deuce
(what the deuce
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Fri 24 Dec 2010, 4:34,
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I'm on it.Though .wav is much better quality than .mp3.
Try this:
www.filedropper.com/03zuzaxwafer_1
(,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 4:33,
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Try this:
www.filedropper.com/03zuzaxwafer_1
the fucker won't play for mei like this crunch
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 4:35,
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I'm going to try to just bombard you with links to try, and when one of them works, I'll stick with that one.
this wafer is denying me it's goodnessi don't like that
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 4:41,
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^^^^^^Visions of Zuzax
sounds like a sweet riff crunchy jazz
(sounds like a sweet riff crunchy jazz
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 4:52,
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this one workedwww.b3ta.com/board/10292352
crunchy riffs
(crunchy riffs
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Fri 24 Dec 2010, 5:02,
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has bass, has crunchhas riff
sweet jazz
(sweet jazz
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Fri 24 Dec 2010, 5:07,
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I am happy to hear that. :)
My song! Now on the b3ta links board!
(,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 5:19,
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My song! Now on the b3ta links board!
I was going to make it a herringbut I'm a bit drunk and balanced on the edge of the bed in my sister's spare room and couldn't be bothered.
p.s. Happy xmas Joe and all other B3TArds
(,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 3:34,
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p.s. Happy xmas Joe and all other B3TArds
"balanced on the edge of the bed in my sister's spare room"
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 3:39,
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PRAISE HEEM (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 3:34,
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Their secret weapon against polar bears.
and no it isn't a LENS FLARE
FIEND,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 1:40,
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PENGWIN uses Scream Of Win
spotify:track:7I0N7ZNYjtSG0qKEWMQxXB (WORDS, WORDS, WORDS by Bo Burnham)
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 1:44,
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FUCK USES FUCKspotify:track:7D88UPDgOxn32w8gqBcCWv (Cuddly Toy by Roachford)
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 3:09,
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where is dyslexia?oregon is complex
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spotify:track:6hWEIDBFXrJFNQDO43bWFo (Black Sunshine by White Zombie)
("height="300"/spotify:track:6hWEIDBFXrJFNQDO43bWFo (Black Sunshine by White Zombie)
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 3:24,
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Yeah, I just caved in and thought, ok fuck it, I'll finally get spotify.NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR REGION
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 3:26,
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He's seven levels highermost fighting moves should KO chump pretty quickly.
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 3:21,
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But wait.... Chump uses manbearhug!It's super-effective!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 3:27,
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SWEETFUCK uses JAZZ (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 3:25,
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Penguins make lightsabers!!!!!
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Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 1:47,
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Laugh all you like, but this is the man who's responsible for fixing all the water pipes in the Midlands.Be nice to him.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 0:27,
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CHUBBY CHUBBY CHIMNEY 3: DREI TIMES I CHUNDERChristmas time, mistletoe and
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1LNxx2dp84&fmt=18
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJNXXuAxkfk
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1LNxx2dp84&fmt=18
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJNXXuAxkfk
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 0:37,
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That's not funny, it happened to a friend of mine...No-one knows how it got loose, the flight recorder picked up a couple of garbled messages, not enough to know what actually happened but from the screaming he was alive when he hit the ground. He is survived by a wife and two children, it was as Christmas too - Thanks a bunch for bringing it all back. :-(
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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 23:36,
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Leavin' on a jet planeCockpit covered in guano again...
(ok, only sort of fits)
((ok, only sort of fits)
fluffymitten NAN,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 23:41,
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What a marvellous excuse for this old tat.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 23:56,
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judging by how my cock smells after a long flightI would imagine air-stewardessesssess' cunts are disgusting.
I apologise for this remark. I am drunk.
(I apologise for this remark. I am drunk.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 0:03,
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But you know what they say -When in Rome...
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 0:06,
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I quite like Musty Tuna's 2nd LP.Incredibly saucy gatefold trompe d'oeil.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 0:11,
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The Cheese Paninis are shit though.No-one is ever going to revive 80s disco, no matter how many speedballs they inject into their eyes on stage.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 3:30,
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...with tomatoe sauce that has gone off hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 0:12,
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Possibly one of my favourite b3ta things ever
The Coast Of Yemen,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 8:30,
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hahait looks like it says "SPAKKA" which is infinitely more awesome than his mc name.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 23:08,
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I'd definitely play SPAKKA on my radio programme.Which might surprise some people, considering I'm Clare Balding.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 23:17,
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Spakka Humanoid?That'd be a goody
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racketear tired, stressed and happy,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 23:23,
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Christ, that takes me back... Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 23:27,
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I likeeI always liked two colour work, particularly with coloured shadows... The shines work really nicely on black too :D
( racketear tired, stressed and happy,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 23:22,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Penguins!"){kind=small}
Poor kid, he never has the courage to go in.
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:08,
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Penguin: can I p-p-p-p-p-p-pick up a Fish Light please?Shopkeeper: Fuck off you cunt.
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:14,
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"Good morning, miss""Can I help you, son?"
"Sixteen today, and up for fun. I'm a big boy now, or so they say, so if you'll serve I'll be on my way"
("Sixteen today, and up for fun. I'm a big boy now, or so they say, so if you'll serve I'll be on my way"
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:26,
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Ode to the top shelf magazine?:)
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:30,
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I'm sorry son, but we don't stock,fish.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:35,
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This is a chemist, not a fishmongers.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:44,
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'Welcome to the house...'
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 23:07,
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.
My Gallery | Large |
Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa.,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:44,
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HahahahNice to see you about geezer :)
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:48,
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Oh nose . . . he's been sodium chlorided !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:49,
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It is just too irresistibleHello Slim!
Good to see you around these parts again.
(Good to see you around these parts again.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:50,
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Breakout the band . . . let's cut a rug . . . wait . . . no rug . . . LET"S DANCE ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:34,
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AmazingI really must tag along with you one of these days and learn this HDR thing
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:40,
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for sure dudethe zoo thing sounded super cool too - we could hook up a penguin ballroom dance maybe haha
always welcome, if your up Leeds way give me a shout :)
(,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:43,
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always welcome, if your up Leeds way give me a shout :)
Leeds :(Bit of a trek, but you never know. Give me a shout if you are around my neck of the woods, not just the zoo, but the trust as well
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:47,
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yea man for sure. you never know whats round the corner...*dies in a fire*
(,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:54,
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This isn't High Royds again is it?I really ought to go there. I do like Decayed buildings and I really regretted not giving a go at the International pool but I've never done any of the Urbex stuff. I'd blame it on the fact I don't own a quality camera but it's probably because when I say that word I swear I've made it less cool.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:55,
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Where's the penguin?* Sorry - Woo!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:41,
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haha I thought that after I posted it :(look above though ^^^ :D
(,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:43,
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* Looks aboveAh, a cob-web and a old photo of Sam Fox - Woo
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:00,
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This reminds me of the dance scene in Snake Pit.Cool.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:44,
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I'm reading that at the moment :)the book obviously, not the film, I'd have finished that by now
(,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:52,
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Is that...Part of the huge Victoria Baths buildings in Manchester? Wherever it is, it's lully. I adore that tilework - and of course your HDR skillz too :)
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 23:47,
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Keeping a little eye on the sea :)
HumanDescent Curry curry curry,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:11,
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That door...hmmrrmghg,,....FILTH
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:17,
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That finely structured structure would get any ship's attention ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:22,
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This needs more replies.Awesome as ever. Nice to see you mixing the animal into manmade structure. You should maybe take this as your next project ;)
( BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 23:35,
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My eyes are going...You didn't actually say "marmalade structure" at all.
Visions of coarse cut penguins....
(Visions of coarse cut penguins....
Boot I want to know what you meant,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 23:38,
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His armies aboveOften the way of things with despots.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:41,
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* Waits for it to animate.... Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:31,
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I think its supposed to tilewith none of the grouting.
edit:
/admits to having browser in small mode..
(edit:
/admits to having browser in small mode..
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:38,
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I'm getting grouting for Chritmix ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:49,
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But can they be milked? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:09,
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Say . . . that gives me an idea . . .*light bulbs*
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:48,
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Faster than a speeding pullet !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:05,
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Landing may be a problem . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:14,
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haha!is he heading for a giant dartboard?
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:14,
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He's got a beak for cork ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:15,
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He will have missed . . . out ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:45,
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My hero!Although, needs more disco www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXHnoOJ7wHQ
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:50,
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Can't beat a good horn section and a chippy chippy wah wah ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:57,
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He only fears kryptonite snowballs ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:20,
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