*turns round**continues*
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:06,
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I don't think he likes it much.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:07,
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"Oh god, oh god - he's been touching his bits and now he's going to touch my taps!" Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:15,
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And for an encore...... a quick wipe down of the taps with a kleenex.
(,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:44,
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In my mums mouth?Who fucking told you that? Oh he is watching!
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Frogbeat,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:15,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Unlikely Babies"){kind=small}
The divorce was tricky...especially the custody battle, To you, to me, to you... (sorry!) ;-)
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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:25,
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Hey Georgie, do wan a bal-looon
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:55,
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fucking excellent (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:22,
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woo..........................always refreshing to see some quality 'shop"click"
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Elvis impersonator,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:22,
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Christ that's disturbing.*click*
(
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:28,
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The scary thingis that it looks remarkably like the episode of Mission:Impossible where Nimoy has to pretend to be a kabuki actor. I have rarely laughed so hard - check it out, it's fricking insane
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Yay! Found it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg76TOodagI
(/edit
Yay! Found it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg76TOodagI
flatfrog Staring vacantly into space,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:34,
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That actually looks likeone of the stills from the closing credits of the original Star Trek.
(
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:36,
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IS winner^ Krik'd it.
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:36,
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Oh I do like this. HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 21:59,
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Can't. Stop. Looking. At. Uhura's. THIGH! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:04,
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ha haGod, I forgot how deliciously short Uhuru's skirt was
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:19,
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my superman v hulk modelsculpting it in plastercine first, then hoping to make a mold of it and to cast it in plaster afterwards with a bit of acrylic paint
making a mold means I'm limited to poses
tempted to go for a Hellboy instead
more failed attempts in the blog
(making a mold means I'm limited to poses
tempted to go for a Hellboy instead
more failed attempts in the blog
Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 21:36,
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you never saw the first attemptdon't tell the wife
Hulk: " I wish I knew how to quit you"
(Hulk: " I wish I knew how to quit you"
Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 21:57,
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hahaFight scenes are love scenes of another kind.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:04,
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That is cracking.Like the detail. Might I suggest you make a comic themed parthenon?
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:05,
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niceim always open to suggestions. I will sculpt requests for pennies. especially these days
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:23,
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ha haexcellent
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:26,
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kudos on your fine sculpterooni!
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:38,
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Getting Our Woo's Out And Seeing Who's Is The Biggest?Im Game.
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P3L3 is not my real name.,
Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:04,
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Nice sculpting, looking goodIf you're just doing one off's and want to avoid mould making get hold of some supey sculpy clay, it's ace.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 2 Jan 2011, 9:48,
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This will end in tears...
not finished etc...
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 21:28,
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that's a parallel universeI want to be part of. Hot blondes and AT Ats
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 21:38,
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My Universedoes seem a little odd, now you mention it.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 21:45,
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How wonderfully woobest of all the ways to shop on Oxford Street
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 21:51,
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Shame i couldn't be arsedto get the shadows right or finnish the wheel. But happy New Year Jah!
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 21:55,
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It's like the beginning of a beautiful music video monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:01,
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ha haI can hear it now, Chris Rea's 'girl in a sports car' with The Imperial March in place of the sax solo
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:11,
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I thinkhe might be refering to the music videos I make, which are recieved with a wonderfully mixed reception on b3ta and often include my drawings.
Probably this one as much as any...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHKUvfbHTfA&feature=related
(Probably this one as much as any...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHKUvfbHTfA&feature=related
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:19,
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Why the helldidn't I draw this in the first place? WIN!
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:21,
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There's an ill wind blowing in that desertor at least, a gentle breeze
( RedHouse over yonder,
Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:21,
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comin' on nicely .....................but beware..might be rapey type At At :(
( Elvis impersonator,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:24,
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I have to confessI never saw the films with them in, so don't know how nice they are. But I know of them because I'm a geek by osmosis from this place.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:35,
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Who you calling a geek??I'm off in a huff to play with my Airfix Star Wars models
(
Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:02,
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I love the importune appearance of Star Wars hardware!:)
*clicks*
(*clicks*
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 2 Jan 2011, 2:03,
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Hope you lot Kept it classy new years eve...and by classy, i mean drunk : ]
(
*f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 21:15,
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greatnow I'm going have to explain why I just burst out laughing to the wife
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 21:27,
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that's not going to help Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:00,
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A FINE ABENCHA!
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:29,
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I wish I was drunk right nowStupid painkillers
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 21:18,
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Hooray!Happy New Beer!
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 21:19,
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Trying to get thereright now. Oh yes.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 21:21,
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Boop Boop Dee f o o f
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:16,
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Good to be backLurkage.........
(
The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 20:15,
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been a long time
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 20:18,
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but you're not officially "back" until you post a picdid you forget?
( Elvis impersonator,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 20:22,
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FuuuuuuuuuuuuuuEdit: best iPod autocomplete ever. Best autocorrect: "shitload".
( Grampa,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 20:35,
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Oh friendly as ever on here
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 20:35,
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That wont buy a lot of drugs when times are hard Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 20:41,
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Back then it bought you enough skag to survive the Depression.Those were the days.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 20:43,
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ha habrilliant
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 21:10,
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OH SNAP! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 20:11,
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Frightening stuff!!Mind if I squeeze this pea in here?
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Puromycin is still licking windows,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 20:11,
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Jasper CarrottOnce said "Well we all make mistakes, as the Dalek said when he climbed down off the dustbin." He should know, have you ever seen 'Goldenballs' ?
(,
Sun 2 Jan 2011, 7:54,
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Bloody hellThought that was Johnathan Ross for a moment there...
(,
Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:57,
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Behold the jedwardwoodward twins
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 19:01,
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Oh, God! Oh, Jesus Christ! Oh, my God! Christ! No, no, dear God!
(
spesh.,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 19:07,
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Would-would, would, would, wood, wood, Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 19:26,
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if anyone needs to be burnt to death in a giant anthropomorphic wicker cage it's jedward
The 'fruit' of their forbidden passion.....
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:25,
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May I also use this as an opportunity to get out my (carrot) cock?
Monty Propps,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:34,
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"Yes I would love a bit of your carrot cake""I don't think you quite heard me...."
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:37,
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more appealing than most men, i must say :D
(
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 19:02,
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One way to find out...Is my carrot cock more appealing than most men's meat wands?
( Monty Propps,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 19:28,
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...took me a minuteUnlikely!
(
PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:31,
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by the wayhow did they ummm....
...you know?
(...you know?
PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:35,
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you cant make me click that PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 19:18,
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*debags and raddishes* h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 19:06,
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FP now and all that.I even printed it out to show the luddites.
(
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:16,
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ha ha, excellent!jobypollard said...
I am not sure about others but Mickey Rourke had plastic surgery because he was a boxer in the early 90's and I heard once he broke his jaw.. He is still beautiful in my eyes no matter what..
(I am not sure about others but Mickey Rourke had plastic surgery because he was a boxer in the early 90's and I heard once he broke his jaw.. He is still beautiful in my eyes no matter what..
PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:15,
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meh, I guess I am not the first one to notice(
PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:33,
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I posted an image on 'totallylookslike.com' but it never made the homepage :(
PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:38,
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this is marvellous!cleeecks
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:53,
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Haha :)The poor little thing can't work out which is his mummy...
( Monty Propps,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:23,
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welcome new person of the new yearis the baby's name Franken?
( Elvis impersonator,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:26,
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I have no idea.
Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:35,
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she's got a nice pair of potato(e)s PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:37,
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also, gotta love the Amish
PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:19,
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Pffft, how delightfully silly.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:02,
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there's a reason stand up comedians don't do spangpeople would throw pans at 'em....surprisingly few pans on board today.
( Elvis impersonator,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:21,
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For some reason......I particularly like this.
(
Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas,
Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:04,
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It was an awkward first date but...It was nothing compared to the birth. ;-)
( JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:27,
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At least if it came out head firstThe soft body would mop up the womb remains
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fluffymitten NAN,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:28,
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that just conjures up all kinds of delicious mental images :D PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:30,
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love it :-D
(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:32,
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it must be a slow day on this board for this to get so few repliessome nice photoshop blending there
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:02,
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It must be a public holiday or summatFollowing on from an almighty booze up last night. I expect many B3tans are holed up on a sofa nursing a headache and watching rubbish tv.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:14,
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Can I have a happy meal?A burger, fries, drink and severed finger.
Have my first WOO! Of the new year.
(Have my first WOO! Of the new year.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:19,
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thanks, and thanks to everyone elseI actually spent a bit of time on it. I don't know why, but I did :P
( PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 17:40,
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saw a guide dog and thought of this.
EDIT: jebus. nine years today!
smello,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 15:48,
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he has a very nice work fur PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 15:50,
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How did you see your guide dog?A miracle. you're cured!- Also candles. Woo
CAKE
(CAKE
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 16:00,
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THAT'S where I recognised him from!:D
He looks like the offspring an Ugnaut and Gary Glitter, with a bit of Mrs Slocomb for the blue rinse
(He looks like the offspring an Ugnaut and Gary Glitter, with a bit of Mrs Slocomb for the blue rinse
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 14:48,
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It was Mrs Trellis on FB commenting about him looking like Gary Glitter that made me realise who he reminded me of ;) Monty Propps,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 14:54,
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This needs more repliesIt's rather good.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 21:25,
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