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(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:47, archived)
# *jihads*
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:51, archived)
# you bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad b
bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad person
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:52, archived)
# *burns your John Player Specials*
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:54, archived)
# get you!
mayfair not good enough, eh?
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Yes :D
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:55, archived)
# One of the most stable boinkers in the universe and beyond
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:12, archived)
# It does appear to be everlasting.
That can only be a good thing.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:14, archived)
# The whole universe is actually pivoted on that joint
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:23, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Who's she?
Oh goodness, tell me she's not been stoned to death or something?
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:05, archived)
# It's hard to know what's really going on
but it does look as if the Iranian establishment is trying to position itself to commute the sentence of stoning without losing face.
That said, they may still hang her. Astonishing that even this might seem like some kind of mercy.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Which one would you rather have done to you?
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:17, archived)
# The comfy chair.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:18, archived)
# I'd go for a firing squad.
Maybe the real bullet would get replaced with a blank and I'd be home free.

I guess I'd be home free either way.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:21, archived)
# is being shagged to death an option?
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Depends on what's
doing the shagging.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:33, archived)
# good point
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Only for genophobes.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:34, archived)
# i could always fake it
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Monty Python's Life of Brian :D
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:15, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Ohhhh fuck
ohhhhh fuck
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:10, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:16, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:32, archived)
# I take it there's a news linky somewhere to explain all this
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:15, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Hmmmmm
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry] what do you think of it so far
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:16, archived)
# O_O good god
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:18, archived)
# another winner...........you're on fire!!!!!!!! :D
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:21, archived)
# reflective expressions
there Dubby

nice
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Yeh Luton Town Cup Crazy 'atters
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:25, archived)
# I think the experiment went horribly wrong

Abort! Abort!
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Sweet Moses that's so horrifying it's made me deaf, blind and impotent.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Hahahah fuck
Wood;D
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:37, archived)
# ham and sausage
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:49, archived)
# hahahahaahahaha
so wrong
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Brilliant stuff
I'd rather enjoy your good stuff more if it were a little bit smaller. The FP is perfect
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Wahey!!!
Up the Hatters!!!
(Please)
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry] We would all be dooooooomed

DOOOOOOOMED I SAY
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 17:41, archived)
# This is the guy who gave Billy Butlin big ideas :)
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Butlitz
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:08, archived)
# they invented knobbly Knees contests.......pioneers of fun
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:16, archived)
# fantastic
bwahahaha
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:28, archived)
# ha ha
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Yes, I think we would be doomed if two men were to mate and have success producing offspring
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Fucked
I say :D
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:40, archived)
# You foreign Johnnies can talk amongst yourselves for a minute.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 17:35, archived)
# if i ever had lesbian tendencies, this would stop them.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 17:51, archived)
# it's the moustache, isn't it?
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:06, archived)
# and the eyes
*shudders*
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:10, archived)
# just like
gwyneth bloody paltrow's dead, dead eyes.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:50, archived)
# I love a moustache on a woman :)
..but a beard's a bit of a turn off :(
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Pffffft hahahaha
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:27, archived)
# captain
Wigwaring
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Happy new year, B3ta - have a picture of the inside of my head yesterday:


CFB
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Nice red blood cells

Happy new year sir
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 17:25, archived)
# gamma lamma ding dong...........lovely colours...
that roof needs fixing though
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 17:25, archived)
# oooOOOoooo....
Nice one!
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 17:46, archived)
# this is nice
the inside of my head contains a vacant sign
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 17:50, archived)
# To much Beer in my head:D
Happy new year A vagabond
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Damn, I had no idea Anonymous were THAT good.
Lady De-RIS

Apols for crap blending.

(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# I heard he has called his new kid Jet Mark 2
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Mach 2
faster,better wheeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Ah, a Jett engine
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 17:17, archived)
# That kid
is very out point. Miscavige would have a fit :3
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Admit it, you want to play it.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Oh, you!
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry]


Bah. It's a setter, not a terrier.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Woo!
That's disturbingly plausible.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:08, archived)
# RPS thread anyone?
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:27, archived)
# The EU flour mountain?
Lindsay Lohan's weekend stash?

A rather nice snow-covered hill?
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Can't be Lindsay's
unless she's really cut back...
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 16:34, archived)
# I do hope you brought a sled
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 15:15, archived)
# ok then
SL370239
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Sack of snake
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Sake
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Why, yes
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 16:25, archived)
# That would make a nice
hand bag.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 16:05, archived)
# a handbag?
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 16:16, archived)
# For the ladies,
I'd prefer a wallet.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 16:25, archived)
# A HAAAAAANDBAAAAG?
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# If you turn that photo over...
He has a nice smilie face
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 16:35, archived)
# HA
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# FACT!
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 16:58, archived)
# I live right between the North St. Louis & Sunset Hills areas which both got hit by a tornado Dec-31
www.crh.noaa.gov/lsx/?n=12_31_2010
I have not been close to this kind of damage since I was a kid.
I was so lucky to not have any damage to my residence.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 15:23, archived)
#
Good, we know where to stalk you now.....
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 15:45, archived)
# yay!
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 16:04, archived)
# wow!!!!..... we had a blackout New Years eve...everyone moaning
fuck all compared to THIS though!
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Awww triplets
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:07, archived)
# YES
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Hello, Rural Swelley.
And welcome to b3ta.

Woo, also.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:51, archived)
# More dwarf-related daftness
...and thanks for making me feel welcome :)

(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha :)
Nice one
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Pffft!
Also where can I get a video of this party where it happened?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast...
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:42, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Get a life.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:06, archived)
# No, I'd rather stay on b3ta, thanks.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:18, archived)
# cries
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 15:10, archived)
# I will gladly honour the request of that last one

Sheesh
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Oh dear :o
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:20, archived)
# oh god :-D
that deserves a spanging

(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:27, archived)
#

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#
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# Hahahachrist
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:55, archived)
#
Sprang this!
found it on the interwebs , a counter-sprang...
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 15:02, archived)
# :O
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Nice
but to BiG 1899.97 kB
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 16:19, archived)
#
too big indeed,
*makes into a link*
might yoink the gif to optimise it..
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Lovely woman!
I should like to fall into her hands!
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:41, archived)
# ^This :D
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:42, archived)
# ^that :D
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Hardly unlikely, more an actual fact...
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Son of Bono?
If it is then the apple doesn't fall far from the tree does it? Oh, and ICMFP! ;-)
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 11:49, archived)
# yes!
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Turdinator?
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 11:56, archived)
# didn't think of that
but no, 'tis a bono-baby
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Shit :D
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:03, archived)
#
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# I love the way someone has painstakingly widened his gob all through this video.

* He looks like a total twat.com
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:12, archived)
# i want a don't like this button
eeewww, too sugary to be a turd yet he is a turd
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:13, archived)
# you got a Nissan 350z
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:24, archived)
# It's dark grey-silver, under the dirt
It's a lully car, it go vroom vroom! ;)
Seriously considering getting the 370 next but haven't found one at the right price yet and I refuse to buy new.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:18, archived)
#
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# I done a web banner arts - I hope they like it.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 10:55, archived)
# I lift spirits
to my mouth.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Honey-Suck-All
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 10:59, archived)
# yeah but she charges a fortune.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Ta for your help earlier, but...
bugger it - I'm reinstalling Windows on Tuesday...
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 11:08, archived)
# no worries, quitter :P
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Ha!
Looks everyone in the world has had trouble getting the type of graphics pad I have to work on linux...
I'm not completely quitting - I'll just go for a dual boot.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 11:25, archived)
# I'm having a similar problem
getting spotify to work on Ubuntu :(
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 11:30, archived)
# hum...that's irritating.
Don't really know much about it (I know how to make waccom tablets work on older ubuntu distros, but now it's just plug and play)
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 11:34, archived)
# wine?
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 11:43, archived)
# to get the tablets to work it was a xorg.conf mod.
wine is otherwise quite decent and stable for most things, but I tend not to use it that much.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 11:48, archived)
# There are apparently 13 controls on my pen
and it doesn't map them correctly. As there are only five actions, that's a lot of possible permutations...
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:23, archived)
# HAHA
I thought I had clicked onto the BBC homepage and - when I saw this - thought "that has to go unshopped onto B3TA"

New Year's resolution for self - get a brain

oh - and clicks btw
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Haha:D
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Fry Gnops
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 10:45, archived)
# I want a fry up now. Bacon, scrambled eggs and cheese, beans, sausages and black pudding.
Maybe some onions, tomato, a bit of minute steak, a few mushrooms a couple of hash browns.

FUCK YOU I AM SO HUNGRY NOW.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 10:51, archived)
# YES
good call!
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 11:08, archived)
# I also want bubble and squeak, square slice and toast, with butter and marmalade and an assortment of jams.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 11:13, archived)
# phwoar
now I'm really hungry
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 11:29, archived)
# And to drink, a pint of stout or porter, some orange juice and an espresso coffee.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 11:35, archived)
# I'll skip the beer
and having had 2 espressos already, an oj would sort me right out...
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worthy of it's own thread... this compo is a piece of piss.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Shopped only please
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Isn't it RPS?
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] The bastard son of Dirty David Cameron and Nasty Nick Clegg..

also not really worthy of its own thread...
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 11:08, archived)
# stophon froy?
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Despondent.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 5:06, archived)
# did this picture get darker?
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 5:28, archived)
# It got tweaked a bit, yeah.
The original looked a tad garish.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 5:36, archived)
#
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# ABUSEY
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 6:02, archived)
# UP TEH GARY
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 6:04, archived)
# Get your ass to Mars, Gary
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Never sleep again.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 9:42, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:03, archived)
# I can see his draws:O
woo
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Curt replies ftw!
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 9:44, archived)
#

T-shirt here: bit.ly/gYkwxE
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:47, archived)
# I approve of this.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:55, archived)
# Turn that coffee into tea.
Then I'll steal the lot.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:04, archived)
# Coffee vs Tea?
I'd suggest it as an image comp, but I have done twice already...

Coffee wins anyway. James Bond thinks so:
“I don’t drink tea. I hate it. It’s mud. Moreover, it’s one of the main reasons for the downfall of the British Empire. Be a good girl and make me some coffee.”
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 2:36, archived)
# I have a coffee vs tea picture somewhere
while I was looking for it, I found this:

(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:25, archived)
# Ha ha!
I'm now (involuntarily) on linux and I have no idea how to install programs. I can't edit photos or make pictures. I looked at a few guides and they just waffle off into configuring updates.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:48, archived)
# Ubuntu?
I personally use apt for installing stuff. So in a terminal type sudo apt-get install packagename

to search packages, sudo apt-cache search keyword

if it's some other distro you might have to replace apt with yum. Send me a gaz/email if you're really stuck.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 5:40, archived)
# Sending...
Grrr.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 5:50, archived)
# Add a smoking jacket and slippers and you've made a sale.
Hell, you've made a sale anyway. Shitty Australian biscuits.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 2:38, archived)
# Hoi, stop insulting our awesome biccies, go have an iced vovo.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:20, archived)
# Sorry man,
This place is great, except for the biscuits.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:44, archived)
# Does understanding this involve Dr. Who?
After careful research on Wikipedia, I have determined that I am an imbecile.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 3:20, archived)
# Wikipedia makes everyone look like an imbecile
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 3:30, archived)
# Not everyone, Pedro.
I happen to be their go-to guy if there's something in an article they're not sure about.
They send me a note telling me what article to look at, then I send them a short writeup to put in place until a specialized expert can be found.
My real name is Stub, by the way. You've probably seen a lot my stuff on there; it usually says, "This article is a Stub, you can help Wikipedia by expanding it"
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:05, archived)
# I am not touching your stub
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:07, archived)
# I urge you to expand it for the sake of Wikipedia!
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:08, archived)
# did you notice the head start stub had over nub
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:16, archived)
# needs more rub
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:21, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:28, archived)
# I thought that was a clever fake but apparently not.
Do you know what it's from? I think that's Shirley Temple...

s'ok, I got it. It's Baby Take A Bow. She's actually untying him (it says here)
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:37, archived)
# It is certainly Shirley Temple, but I dont know what movie it is from
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:38, archived)
# Oh shit, he's forgotten the safety word!
 
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Isn't the Stub sort of like the Stig?
Have you just revealed the secret identity of the Stub? You cheeky bastard! There had better be a lucrative book deal involved!
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 5:22, archived)
# Glass, bottle, bottle, glass.
Wot?
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 3:49, archived)
# PSTL SHRMP
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:46, archived)
# I am clacking my claws in appreciation.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:51, archived)
# *CLACK LAKC CKALCKALKCK LAC KLA KCLLLALLLL*
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:08, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Creature-induced cavitation. Nice!
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 2:37, archived)
# pew pew!!
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:58, archived)
# 'lo
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:06, archived)
# Oh my!
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:02, archived)
# O HAI
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:07, archived)
# YAY WATL :D
On top form, as ever :D
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:22, archived)
# HOLA
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:29, archived)
# OHAI
This is srsly gud

*clickety click*
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 2:30, archived)
[challenge entry] A 3 way!
(, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Yeah.
But we call it noughts and crosses over here.
(, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Ah yeah
Thanks for that, now I get it ;)
(, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:38, archived)
# ^
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Wink, pushpin, Megan Fox's thumb
What's not to get?
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:31, archived)
# This is a strange country to me.
The animals in particular.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:52, archived)
# Please, don't let me be misunderstood!
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:04, archived)
# Christmas, that takes me back.
Python's Universe Song helps me with perspective.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWVshkVF0SY
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 3:17, archived)
# Can we have your liver then?
or just a piece, it'll grow back (assuming you haven't drunk it into submission yet).
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 3:50, archived)
# Japan is a strange country:
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:11, archived)
# Twitch drawing pin finger noughts and crosses cot death
I don't get it
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 2:29, archived)
# Blink - Umbrella - Stumpy Thumb - Baby Bed?
I don't get it?
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 9:26, archived)

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