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[challenge entry] My head hurts now...


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Ne ne na na noo noo...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:15, archived)
# WOO-HAH!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:16, archived)
# haha what?
Slimer! b3ta.com/board/10306319
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Thinking about it, that should have been....
The buster ghostbusters (& Bustah) bust the ghost buster. Oh no, my head hurts again, I'm going to bed. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Lard on - Lard off
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Enter Spangman
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha... This made me laugh far to much...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:17, archived)
# MA-MA-MULTI WIN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:20, archived)
# nice to see you to see you < whoops surprise cdc >
(marporats, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:58, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:02, archived)
# higher or lower?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:06, archived)
# WTF is that?
CDC - Yes
Two balls - Yes
Three pubes on each - Yes
Little smiley mouth and eyeballs - O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:13, archived)
# NICE TO FUCK YOU, TO FUCK YOU NICE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:45, archived)
# i still want to kick him in the orbs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:47, archived)
# I can't believe
he has a career in this shit.

He isn't even good at faking it.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:48, archived)
# the same could be said about 90% of parliament :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Yeh...
but 90% of them are guaranteed a 'job' telling us what to do due to having a magic tie.

What's this cnuts excuse!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:55, archived)
# i can't believe
that, even though there are lumps of cheese that can act more convincingly than him, there are still enough people taken in by his crap to make it a "hit" show
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:55, archived)
# I'd quite like to see lumps of cheese acting. Even if they were crap.
It'd be a hit show in this household.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:05, archived)
# the sheriff of cheesetown, sheriff stilton
fighting off the evil branston boys gang.
i'd watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Uh Oh,
Here comes them ole Wensleydale boys. Looks like they got 'emselves one of them new-fangled Emmenthal cannons...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:46, archived)
# A friend of mine took me to a show of his in York.
My favourite part was in the end as he took a bow and left the stage he returned to call back his spirit guide with "Come on, Sam!" who was clearly hogging the stage as an invisible entity. Almost worth the ticket price except for the butt achingly long drivel that went on before - including making a bereaved woman cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Went into Oxfam and the British Heart Foundation, both times he was to be found in the sci-fi books section.
Didn't know whether to be happy or sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:59, archived)
# My favourite was when he was possessed by the spirit of a Nigerian slave, jumped on the blonde woman, and had to be taken outside "to recover".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] marman, there is no reason
(marporats, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] ris?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:40, archived)
# cor!
thats lully that is
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:40, archived)
#
bootyfull
(marporats, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:41, archived)
# i so want this
as a light in my living room
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:42, archived)
# still love that :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Seriously slick.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Oooooh!
That's nice, it has a rhythm too.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Nice
(herman:D, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 21:28, archived)
# ooh
that's nice
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 1:56, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:57, archived)
# he's such a miserable looking little bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:05, archived)
# The little bugger is 22 now..!
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:16, archived)
# and he still looks just like my cousin joe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:20, archived)
# BURN THE BOY, BURN THE BOY, BURN THE BOY, BURN THE BOY
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Hehe! Nutters are funny!
Go on then, I'll add this here

(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:21, archived)
# I've seen that.
Bruce Willis is a ghost.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Quiet you - this film is very special.
it's the only one of his where he doesn't wear a vest
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:30, archived)
# die hard is still fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:36, archived)
# dying hard and fucking is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:38, archived)
# i concur
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Shylamamamananadan showed much promise, how did it go so wrong?
I've not seen the AIRBENDER, apparently it's pish.

That said, Unbreakable was wickedbad.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:30, archived)
# I think you're getting confused with the usual suspects
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFEJstPBwvw
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:35, archived)
# No you're thinking of Titanic
He dies in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:42, archived)
# the iceberg was a ghost of Keyser Soze all along?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Spooky, eh?
(GeoffreyPinecones that's what I'm talking about, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Ribbed?
Which comedian was it that said he turned ribbed condoms inside out, because why should she get all the pleasure?
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Ronnie Corbett.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)
# hahaha..
unless you're not kidding of course?
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Sorry, mate, I was kinda kidding. Relying on irony and /boarders' prior knowledge.
It was Ronnie Barker.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:59, archived)
# aha.. not been too active for a while!
even the ronnies were younger then ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:02, archived)
# GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:06, archived)
# GAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH !
*bokes*
GHAAAAAAAAAAARRRAAaaaAaAaARRRgHghgHGhGHhgHGHgh! Bleurgh.

Will you kindly keep the contents of your downstairs cupboard to yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:07, archived)
# bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:14, archived)
# The Wee Ronnies.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:33, archived)
# aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:25, archived)
# CDCOAP
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:55, archived)
# It seems I have a new star sign.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:41, archived)
# clonk!
kottke.org/11/01/the-new-zodiac
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Wat No CDC
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Hand based upon CDC
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:38, archived)
# JUMPING JESUS JUICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:39, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:41, archived)
# And he would've got away with it if it weren't for that pesky being utterly shit since 1986
(I'm being generous)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:43, archived)
# roicks reedorile
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:46, archived)
# please don't ruin scooby doo for me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:46, archived)
# They are in rehab anyway ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:47, archived)
# doesn't surprise me
he is a hippie after all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:51, archived)
# love this picture..don't know who did it though
thebigstick.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/scooby.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:49, archived)
# that
takes awesome to a hitherto undiscovered level
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Well it wasn't me...
I would never do anything with four legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)
# cleverly done!
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:06, archived)
# I've seen that as a T-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Hmmm, didn't I see that over on whitechapel?
The net is vast, too vast.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:30, archived)
# roasted peas! who will buy my roasted peas?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Fox WIN!

d-d-d-deRIS: uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20110113/tod-oukoe-uk-belarus-fox-cb1d00a.html
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:20, archived)
# In Soviet Russia, hunter becomes the prey.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:21, archived)
# "With the butt of the rifle"
someone saw too many films I think =)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Yes what an idiot
All he needed to do was give the fox another bullet.
(Mackeson_drinker, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Fox 1...Man 0
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:25, archived)
# It's nice, and it was a Hen
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:26, archived)
# i'm not fond of foxes
but i'm prepared to make an exception in this case
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Good morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:33, archived)
# and hello to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:46, archived)
# The usual protocol is that as soon as I turn up,
you tell everyone you're going to sleep and then vanish.
Soz to bugger up yr body clock.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# hhahaha!
i'm not sleeping, i'm eating!
scrambled egg on toast, nyom!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:01, archived)
# wearafoxhat?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb0kiiB3O-o
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:28, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Haha
(herman:D, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 21:28, archived)
# This pleases me more than anything else :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:47, archived)
# New Amazon App finds some strange used products

Real search, just bored scanning stuff while on the shitter. not sure what you would do with these "used" items...
(far q is still lurking, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:15, archived)
# So ... what have you shopped?
The FAQ?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:17, archived)
# No, he's just *about* to shop
Silly Vagabond.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Probably for the Japanese market
0_o
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:19, archived)
# lol Amazon used products...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:20, archived)
# What's all this then?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:24, archived)
# ORLY?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:29, archived)
# I made the thing I always see when I listen to Steinbolt by Squarepusher.


Click for full picture

Click for source

Click for soundtrack
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Squarepusher can always be relied upon to conjure up pretty pictures in one's mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:07, archived)
# And occasionally terrifying ones.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Squarepusher's the fucking daddy
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Outlandishly Outlandish !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Jeepers!
Reminds me of the samurai in The Fisher King...

*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Are you having any fun?


www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8RjPjCscMo
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Vegas, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:23, archived)
# No, no, no. That's the very least of it.
Despite the tawdry apparent "Vegas" trappings, there's something more and better in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:31, archived)
# A lot of nonsense noise...but I still like the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Thank you!
The exact part of the tune that inspired the picture is at 2:40 in the video. Such menacingly beautiful chords. And much, much nonsense noise.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:19, archived)
# top stuff
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:16, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:21, archived)
# i just touched my soap pump, now i've got bacteria on my hand
and soap in my other hand ... what am i going to do?

this has been rolling about in my head since i first saw the ad... finally got it out... probably shoulda kept it in
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)
# i've tried several times
to explain to my aunt why this thing is pointless. sadly, she just can't seem to get her head around it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)
# oh god yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Agreed
It's shite! Anyone who owns one has too much monies and not enough sense.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Personally I make extra sure and irradiate my entire house every time I breathe.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:05, archived)
# OMGGERMS!
WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

NO NOT IN THAT WAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)
# O_0
Too late!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Oh there's always one ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:16, archived)
# only one?
this is b3ta
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:20, archived)
# You're only gonna go and scratch your bumhole in a few minutes anyway.
Who gives a shit?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:07, archived)
# It's not entirely pointless.
It would reduce the chances of having nasty ebils bacteria on your hands after using it, but it's a bit obsessive.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:09, archived)
# it is entirely and completely pointless* - you're about to wash your hands anyway!
and if you can't do it right and remove most of the germs... that is natural selection, don't forget to lick your sticky fingers.

*unless you like worthless gimmicks cluttering up your home...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Be sure to wash your hands at No Point.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:15, archived)
#
and then you touch the door handle covered in piss from the people who failed to use the bloody thing
(Lord of Lard, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:28, archived)
# The Guide in The Guardian did a piece on this being useless
Most people would have this in their bathroom, which probably has a toilet in it - because of that everything in that room would have some fecal matter on it (not as in a poo protest but if you can smell it, its landing on things around you, such as your toothbrush etc). And yet we survive. They also mentioned you still need to touch the tap, towels, door handle, list goes on etc etc. Such a stupid product for stupid people.
linky: www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2011/jan/01/the-hard-sell-dettol-no-touch
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Always check out whether or not your collegue is dyslexic....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:35, archived)
# heh :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Hey noticed your sig...just got my computer back from the doctors too
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:42, archived)
# my motherboard died on me
got about 90% of my files back..so it wasn't that bad :/

apart from the dent in my wallet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Ah..
It was my logic board.... no data lost though...phew
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:53, archived)
# whale meat again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] yippee aye ayyyy yipee aye ooooooohhh

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Yee harr! Give it some whizzle!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDkCOjHZBl4
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:20, archived)
# put a donk on that bad boy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:21, archived)
# what the buggerry fuck????
0_0 LOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:33, archived)
# At least it's not Nicolas Cage or anything.
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:51, archived)
# spang
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:09, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:52, archived)
# That first one is beyond ace!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:31, archived)
# godammit
I need more spangims
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Consider yourself spanged, sir/madam/figment of my imagination
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:12, archived)
# TRIPLE SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:12, archived)
# I think you'll find that middle
one is a spong not a spang.

If you'd like to step out of the vehicle, sir.
/spang police
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:15, archived)
# book 'im damo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:15, archived)
# it's a spong spang!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:17, archived)
# tell it to the judge,
you're nicked, me old mucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:20, archived)
# :(
OK, OK, I'll come quietly, but I want a cell to myself
no fuck that YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPA! GET DAHN ERNIE HE'S GOIN' FOR 'IS SHOOTA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:24, archived)
# don't you know there's a recession on?
You have to share with 'tiny' and his pet anaconda. Although, that's not actually an anaconda. Or a pet.

GET TOO DA CHOPPAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:28, archived)
# *reconsiders*
HE'S FEELING DEAD TIRED
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:29, archived)
# *facedesk*
OI! ROB! WHERE'S THE BLOODY NEWSLETT...

Oh yeah... already been hasn't it...

Anyone got past L14 of that ghastly game yet?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Ghastly is right!
got upto 9 just then and head asplode.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Got the swine.
Level 15. *rolls up sleeves*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:24, archived)
# SPANG!!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:18, archived)
# This is brilliant :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Teehee
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:25, archived)
# oof.
I physically felt that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:30, archived)
# oh yes
hahaha, surely bindun but cannot remember
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 19:12, archived)
# I don't have a spang image that conveys the size of the spanging you deserve for this
So I have created a pan capable of an orbital spanging


you know you deserve it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:16, archived)
# The USS Griddle
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Warp factor Spang
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Take off and spang the entire site from orbit.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
You need to know your Douglas Adams to get that one.
(Mackeson_drinker, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:13, archived)
# argh!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:17, archived)
# it's a jug full of piss!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)
# You bad man!
You just exceeded spanging capacity on the Orbital Cannon.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Maybe I should have put "send me £5" as a title instead of "spang"
The subliminal suggestion seems to have triggered a mega-spanging
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Oh dear me...
haha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:35, archived)
# wonderful
(7 hours left to save Earth, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Hey Silvio ,
.
show us yout tits !


(Zoidaroid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:06, archived)
# O_O
www.b3ta.com/board/10306242
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:08, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10306244
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Oh Silvio!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Well, okay, but it's £20 extra
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:47, archived)
# they do it for free if you smear meat paste on first
so I've been told
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Double fuck!
My dog's a vegetarian.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:52, archived)
# That's what he tells you...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:58, archived)
# hmmm
mushroom pate?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:59, archived)
# No thanks, I've not long had lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:01, archived)
# you keep a carnivorous animal as a pet
and don't let it eat meat?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Loving the incredulous look on the dog's face
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:52, archived)
# :)
"You want me to do WHAT?"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:58, archived)
# ^ This
The face makes the picture
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:10, archived)
# I just hope he's removed the dogs teeth
diagrams like this can easily be misconstrued!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:55, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Arrrrrggggggh!
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:07, archived)
# pfft
that dog's not getting his extra £20
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:08, archived)
# girly lols :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:32, archived)
# ^
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Give the dog a bone?
In other news...
If you are having problems with facebook in the UK try http://ja-jp.facebook.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:06, archived)
#
is that a Cocker Spangial ?
(Zoidaroid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Looks like a labrawhore.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Methinks
The poor bloody postman is going to get a bit of a shock tomorrow morning.
(Mackeson_drinker, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU TOO


Don't you dare fucking RIS? this ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Been loving the singing thing on /links :o)
This is very woo and all...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Is that the one hit wonder, Cee-lo Green?
I don't get it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:49, archived)
# *slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:53, archived)
# He really reminds me of someone with that wide mouth
but can't work out who....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:56, archived)
# One hit wonder? Two hit wonder surely?
Don't forget www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2B6SjMh_w
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 19:07, archived)
#
haha FU2
(Zoidaroid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Cee-lo Green is people !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:15, archived)
# at. fucking. last!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:18, archived)
# I was on a similar line of thought listening to his song on the radio
I'll be deleting my source images now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:21, archived)
# yes please ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Genius *Clciks*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:17, archived)
# IT'S MADE OF CEE-LOLS!!
WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:18, archived)
# lol
and woo too
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:05, archived)
# mustafa bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:31, archived)
# * Glees
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:32, archived)
# I for one am obsessed with Detroit
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:35, archived)
# I for one completely
missed that whole detroit bandwagon thing and haven't a clue what it's all about.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:36, archived)
# It's a bit of a /links bandwagon...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:39, archived)
# aye I know
I just don't have a clue where the detroit obsession started.

Baffled, I be.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:45, archived)
# From a bit of a search through /links, it looks like the original post has been edited or deleted, so it makes even less sense now :o/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:01, archived)
# oh well,
I'll just randomly mention detroit when on links. I just want to be accepted :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:13, archived)
# it was Google Cached, but they updated it after the deletion :P
Basically someone said we, as a nation, were obsessed with Detroi when linking to a somewhat okay article about Detroit being a scumhole.

When someone replied asking what made him think the UK was obsessed with Detroit he threw abit of a strop, edited the post to remove the obsession bit. BUT WE PERSERVERED!

Eventually he deleted the post and went off in a huff.

Now we're obsessed with Detroit.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Needs more girl!
but woo none-the-less
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:36, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:38, archived)
# hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:48, archived)
#
this happens
(Zoidaroid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Is Journey really necessary?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:53, archived)

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