I knew that fried eggI had this morning would come back to haunt me
(
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:57,
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That's an egg of a ghost, Ninj!:)
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:00,
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WooOOOooooo!And in other news they are doing it wrong! Cocks should be Magenta!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:01,
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My cock also represents regeneration and strength!Weird!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:07,
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I have been told about your cock and you're right, it is weird! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:15,
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Boooo!I wanted the giant battenberg to win
www.london.gov.uk/fourthplinth/idea/battenberg-brian-griffiths
(www.london.gov.uk/fourthplinth/idea/battenberg-brian-griffiths
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:13,
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^ Now THAT is possibly the best thing I have ever seen!This would have been so good.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:18,
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Yay!
CFB
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:06,
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he's very high-spirited
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:13,
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I have no idea what's going on hereBut I like it
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:19,
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Arf!perfect setup for the extremely tedious meeting about to start...
:)
(:)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:24,
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All of the above.Bar the tedious meeting.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:36,
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it was cancelled!\o/
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:55,
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Terry from Brookside! I wondered what happened to him.
(
Smallbrainfield,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:01,
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didn't you know?All scousers speak in comic sans. It's the only font irritating enough to match the accent :)
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:19,
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hahaha dey do doe don't dey?
(
prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:08,
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Ha ha ha ha ha haWoooo to you
(
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:38,
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Now that's just out of order.
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:51,
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Top bit: Do Not WantLower bit: Want
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:53,
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EDIT: Top bit: Do Not WankLower bit: Wank
( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:55,
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Butterface, Botoxface, Buttoxface...I can't decide
( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:52,
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I really badly need to unsee this. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:52,
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Bloody sneaky reply buttons.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:55,
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Now in that round you scored absolutley nothing.Who is as thick as a boxing day turd? Lets find out who YOU think is the weakest link.
Been on that programme :)
(Been on that programme :)
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:56,
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No end of Zero Wing adaptations here...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:05,
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Hahahahaha!Churchill saying "What you say?!" should be on the National Curriculum.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:09,
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"FOR GREAT JUSTICE" should have been one of his memorable WWII quotes.Also -
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:13,
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hahahahastill WOO!
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:49,
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WYH!Edit: b3ta is awfully slow for me today.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:35,
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ere* yes, that really did take 4 minutes to post 3 text posts!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:49,
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this is an interesting concepti wonder if any bit removed from the body can have its own ghost? like my fingernails or my wee
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:38,
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I don't want to be haunted by 37 years worthof piss, shit and spunk!
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:41,
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Haha! I mean eeeewwwwwwwww!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:43,
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i saw one of richard herring's edinburgh shows, years agowhere he was haunted by the ghost of the beard he never grew
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:45,
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I wonder how many litres of spunk I've issued in my life so far?Or should it be measured in buckets*?
*thimbles
(*thimbles
brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:46,
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Probably enough to fill a pram.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:48,
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hehehe...very good.
:)
(:)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:49,
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With or without the baby still in the pram?*opens school textbook on water displacement experiments
( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:50,
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I have just calculated that I have producedover 45 litres
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:56,
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Bloody hell manyou have some catching up to do.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:04,
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Maybe Cousin Itt was originally haunting a hair salon
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:44,
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Oh bloody hell,pass the mop, young headwound.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:06,
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Hahaha no replies for ages then pure pissage!*obliges*
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:09,
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For some reason* I am reminded of
* probably a severe hangover
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:06,
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yes that's exactly what i thoughtthat pumpkin's probably jampacked with spice
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:09,
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what version of Dune is this?edit/ Ignore me, being an idiot.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:42,
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The David Lynch one from198can't recall exactly when
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:44,
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1984just didn't recognise it as that version for some reason (probably as I haven't seen it for 15 years)
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:50,
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I've heard say that some bodsare looking to re-edit that one to the 4-5 hour version Lynch originally had shot (before the studio butchered it).
Perhaps then we may get a comprehensible film. One lives in hope :)
(Perhaps then we may get a comprehensible film. One lives in hope :)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:55,
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I'm surprised there was never a director's cut on DVD Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:06,
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would Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:07,
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that's a given.;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:09,
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Is this a photo for all compo's? (please escuse the pea)
The only Dave is pushing things forward,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:29,
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^ that's me that is.If I had a beard.
And was a cartoon, like.
(And was a cartoon, like.
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:22,
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It's meIf I didn't have a moustache! ....and greying hair.... and was cartoon-like
(
XLVII .uk,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:44,
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Ahh.Didn't expect to get caught flossing £81k out of the system. Clever man. Mind you, that's a lot of pies.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:27,
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I know someone who works for them...
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:28,
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"Over 9000"is a shit meme perpetrated by 4chan
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:35,
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Outthattaway ---->Walking trip tomorrow to Bobbin Head.
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:23,
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really?I've got a wanking trip tomorrow to throbbin' head...
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:25,
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Kuring-gay might be gay,but it's the Royal NP that fucks you in the arse with their disappearing trails.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:32,
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*emails Westboro Baptist Church*
Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:35,
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Nectar point fraudwww.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5gmLPJDWxPiXeuSfD2DxwTNtd5i7w?docId=B27081361295001785A00
Don't know how it relates to Akira (?) though
(Don't know how it relates to Akira (?) though
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:25,
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My spidey-sense tells methere be meme-work going on here.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:02,
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It seems I have misplaced my Friday feeling.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:25,
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This made me laughpurely because it's so irrelivant!
( XLVII .uk,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:45,
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*licks Vienetta card*
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:51,
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*tricks Vienna tart*
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:57,
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Vienettaaaaah mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:53,
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Now that is what you call Ultra Vocal.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:54,
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I thought an prolific inventor such as yourself would knowCD players do not play cards!
*facepalms*
(*facepalms*
XLVII .uk,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:54,
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Mine doesit's one of those perks of being an inventor
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:00,
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are you like in last of the summer wine -creating baths on wheels and that? but without the hills to roll them down
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:02,
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*clears throat*The heavenly hills of Holland,
How wondrously they rise
Above the smooth green pastures
Into the azure skies!
With blue and purple hollows,
With peaks of dazzling snow,
Along the far horizon
The clouds are marching slow.
No mortal foot has trodden
The summits of that range,
Nor walked those mystic valleys
Whose colors ever change;
Yet we possess their beauty,
And visit them in dreams,
While the ruddy gold of sunset
From cliff and canyon gleams.
In days of cloudless weather
They melt into the light;
When fog and mist surround us
They're hidden from our sight;
But when returns a season
Clear shining after rain,
While the northwest wind is blowing,
We see the hills again.
The old Dutch painters loved them,
Their pictures show them clear,
Old Hobbema and Ruysdael,
Van Goyen and Vermeer.
Above the level landscape,
Rich polders, long-armed mills,
Canals and ancient cities,
Float Holland's heavenly hills.
(How wondrously they rise
Above the smooth green pastures
Into the azure skies!
With blue and purple hollows,
With peaks of dazzling snow,
Along the far horizon
The clouds are marching slow.
No mortal foot has trodden
The summits of that range,
Nor walked those mystic valleys
Whose colors ever change;
Yet we possess their beauty,
And visit them in dreams,
While the ruddy gold of sunset
From cliff and canyon gleams.
In days of cloudless weather
They melt into the light;
When fog and mist surround us
They're hidden from our sight;
But when returns a season
Clear shining after rain,
While the northwest wind is blowing,
We see the hills again.
The old Dutch painters loved them,
Their pictures show them clear,
Old Hobbema and Ruysdael,
Van Goyen and Vermeer.
Above the level landscape,
Rich polders, long-armed mills,
Canals and ancient cities,
Float Holland's heavenly hills.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:08,
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That was the other option...:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:15,
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Silly plentyofants, hills are already invented mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:09,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Ghosts!"){kind=small}
I was going through some old polaroids and found this
Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:12,
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Why are all the scariest ghosts...Girls. Surely the ghost of an axe murderer in a DIY store would be scarier. But given the choice of which ghost to be stuck with what would you choose.
(,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:15,
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Audrey Hepburnor possibly Ingrid Bergman.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:17,
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Good call.Also: Phwoar!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:36,
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I would be reasonably scared of a shark ghost..I think that would be scarier than a girl ghost.
If I had to have a ghost, a sexy woman ghost would probably be preferred, a bit like that one in Ghostbusters.
(If I had to have a ghost, a sexy woman ghost would probably be preferred, a bit like that one in Ghostbusters.
Smallbrainfield,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:18,
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Oooof!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:20,
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Surely, Mr Claypole is the correct answer
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:31,
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Lou Beale
(
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:40,
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Certainly not Riverghost mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:55,
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That Keith Mooooon's still got it
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:55,
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Woo! I love all those theme songsThe Who did for CSI.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:58,
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me twhooooooooooo
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:03,
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Dur!They weren't written as theme tunes you div! The Who were about in the 1970s and wrote them as REAL SONGS! CSI just got the permission to use them as theme tunes!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:07,
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Right in the kisser! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:10,
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You are wrong about this.It is a well known fact that 'The Who' were invented by Jerry Bruckheimer in 1997 as a bet with Rob Reiner after his documentary of Spinal Tap was dismissed as 'not real'. So 'Dur' right back at you.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:12,
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No. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:12,
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I think you'll find, yesSmallbrainfield is Jerry Bruckheimer's Second Cousin, so he should know
Also, Roger Daltrey got the inspiration for Baba O'Reilly by watching Gary Sinise's portrayal of Captain Jack Sparrow Dan in Saving Private Forrest Gump
(Also, Roger Daltrey got the inspiration for Baba O'Reilly by watching Gary Sinise's portrayal of Captain Jack Sparrow Dan in Saving Private Forrest Gump
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:15,
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'Roger Daltrey' is actually an actor.I've seen him in films, such as McVicar. I don't think that's his real name, I think he's called Roger Maltrey, but there was already one of them.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:23,
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The first Roger Maltrey changed his namebecause he loved maltesers so much. His real name was Brian Maltrey.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:29,
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I've just checked iMdBand apparently there are 14 "Roger Daltrey"s listed, each with a different middle initial to differentiate from the other, all except our Roger Daltrey, who doesn't have a middle initial. He's the father of Christina Ricci who starred as Thursday Afternoon in BeetleJuice
:)
(:)
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:31,
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Christina Riccigot her name because of her very long arms.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:35,
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Office snort, you bastard
(
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:46,
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QEDI think we've put Vagabond in his place with our solid, reasoned arguments.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:35,
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All their 'songs'were written by Mickey Dolenz. 'Pete Townsend' only learned to play guitar a few years ago. And the bloke that played 'Keith Moon' is in Emmerdale! Explain that.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:16,
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Mickey Dolenz motherinvented the dole queue
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:35,
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He used his mother's fortune to build Metal Mickeythe first Turing-compliant Artificial Intelligence.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:44,
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And we all know where that led!
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:57,
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Yeahbloody Cadbury Smash-men invasion
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:11,
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When Metal Mickey bequeathed his son, the internet, to the human race and left for the stars,I must admit I shed a tear.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:13,
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hahaexcellent
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:01,
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hahahaBrill!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:06,
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LIES.The lead singer is clearly from Slipknot.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:06,
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And which popular beat combo might they be, then? J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:09,
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they're a bit like Smokey
(
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:11,
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Excellent!I shall acquire their collected works forthwith.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:13,
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nahDaltrey's perm just relaxed over time...easy mistake to make though
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:10,
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Hahaha this is terrific!You're on fucking fire!
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:24,
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screams!!!!!rolls on floor in a blanket
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:47,
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Get the old man a taxi
brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:36,
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They had a spat on stage when Sir Patrick Stewart attempted spontaneous humour (rather than combustion)(
brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:45,
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I so wish none of that had happened Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:50,
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Me also.A bit more respect from the tubby piss-poor comedian and his cronies for THE CAPTAIN OF THE USS ENTERPRISE. Seven series and three films, motherfucker. What have you got under your non-inconsiderable belt? Lesbian Vampire Killers?
Mind you, it was the Glamour awards.
(Mind you, it was the Glamour awards.
Smallbrainfield,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:54,
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Fucking Lesbian Vampire KillersI fucking watched that
The fat, mugging, talentless cunt
(The fat, mugging, talentless cunt
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:12,
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fuck i must have missed that episode of TNG the first time around
CAPTAIN!WE ARE BEING HAILED FROM THE KORDEN VESSEL
oh and captain...
(oh and captain...
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:53,
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Ah that little exchange.Sir Patrick Stewart, Knight of the Realm, Olivier Award winner, Professor X, Captain of the Enterprise and with a human rights scholarship named after him by Amnesty International; put firmly in his place by James Corden with... all those towering achievements he's got behind him.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:55,
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I don't get it either, but frame 3will haunt me forever.
FOREVER.
(FOREVER.
Smallbrainfield,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:45,
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In a sexy way. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:08,
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If I ever meet James CordenI will ask him if he's that Tony Way bloke.
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:51,
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He must be able to smell it too.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:54,
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Where's the ghost of sod-off-james-corden?
(
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:01,
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His 15 minutes seem mercifully to have elapsed.
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:05,
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Are we to be denied his oh-so-risible chucklemeistery?...an anguished audience cries out.
Or rather, they don't.
(Or rather, they don't.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:08,
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The ghost still ought to be on guard though.Just in case.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:15,
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I shouldn't be surprisedbut I left a similar comment about Cheryl Cole on the DM website last month.
I got a reply:
"15 minutes? She's been consistently famous since 2001. Idiot"
Cos I meant it leterally, obviously
(I got a reply:
"15 minutes? She's been consistently famous since 2001. Idiot"
Cos I meant it leterally, obviously
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:20,
archived)
I'm worried about your unhealthy obsessionwith the Fail's comment pages...
:-)
(:-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:26,
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TFFTAnd not a moment too soon.
(
smaggers Like a gibbon on helium,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:48,
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hahahanever knowingly under-ghouled
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:31,
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I knew someone would get it* eventually*and find it funny :)
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:52,
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Well,let's not get ahead of ourselves, eh?
;-)
(;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:10,
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I bloody knew it!hehe, nicely.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:31,
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Fantastic! *Click* Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:43,
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hahahahaahours of fun :D
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:57,
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hahahaha :) h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:13,
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it'll always be the problem with spideyyou need a kid that looks like a wirey teen/very early twenties geek.
Poor Tobey Maguire can't fight ageing like drawings in a comic
(Poor Tobey Maguire can't fight ageing like drawings in a comic
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:08,
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yeah and as Captain Howdy pointed out, webshooters just visible HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:11,
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that has nothing to do with it.They could easily age the character in the movies, or just slap on the makeup to make Toby look young again. It's not like Toby is "old" old. The reboot is a cash grab and nothing more. It lets them make the same movies again and get people to buy tickets to effectively watch a repeat.
Reboots are Hollywood's answer to lousy scriptwriters.
(Reboots are Hollywood's answer to lousy scriptwriters.
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:11,
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ah I gets it now Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:14,
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yeah because fat middle aged blokes look great suddenly transforming in to slender cg characters for the stunt workSpiderman is a comic, it reboots every other month and has multiple versions running at any time. It's also always formulaic, it's what the fans like, seems silly to do something too far different and end up with no audience.
Or are you forgetting these films are just made to make money?
(Or are you forgetting these films are just made to make money?
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:15,
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not all films are made just to make money.Once upon a time, in a land far far away, people actually made films because they loved the source materials or wanted to make something memorable.
And Toby McGuire is hardly fat or middle-aged, and he looks way younger than he really is.
As for comic reboots - they reboot to change canon and usually provide alternative origins or alternative worlds. This new spidey film is the same origin, the same world, the same characters, the same villains. It's not even a re-imagining of the source material - it's a big fuck you to people who actually like decent comic book movies. The more hollywood insists on driving the idea of comic book movies into the ground, the less decent adaptations we'll see. We'll end up back in the bad old days where studios equate comic book movies with pathetic films that don't make money.
Although, that said, maybe that's what we could use - a period of time without a slew of shitty comic book cash-in movies.
(And Toby McGuire is hardly fat or middle-aged, and he looks way younger than he really is.
As for comic reboots - they reboot to change canon and usually provide alternative origins or alternative worlds. This new spidey film is the same origin, the same world, the same characters, the same villains. It's not even a re-imagining of the source material - it's a big fuck you to people who actually like decent comic book movies. The more hollywood insists on driving the idea of comic book movies into the ground, the less decent adaptations we'll see. We'll end up back in the bad old days where studios equate comic book movies with pathetic films that don't make money.
Although, that said, maybe that's what we could use - a period of time without a slew of shitty comic book cash-in movies.
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:22,
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Being a professional artist is just that - a profession.It's doing a job to make money.
Same with music, same with painting, same with drawing, same with movies.
(Same with music, same with painting, same with drawing, same with movies.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:26,
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I'm appalled.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:29,
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If I may be a complete fanboy/attention seeker...My bro is a screen writer and has just had his first movie produced - European release mid Feb. Go bro!
He's been doing some quite interesting blogging about his take on the creative/commercial processes and when and where 'ownership' lies in these sorts of things...
Thus...
(He's been doing some quite interesting blogging about his take on the creative/commercial processes and when and where 'ownership' lies in these sorts of things...
Thus...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:30,
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interesting reading.A lot of it has been said before by various other new screenplay writers, but some good nuggets in there.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:58,
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I think this kind of reflective moment is part of the required progression for a budding writer...
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:03,
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did I saypeople don't make money from films? I must have blacked out when I typed that.
The two are not mutually exclusive - most of the highest grossing films were made by people that love the craft and love the material. The slew of crappy comic book films we're getting these days is just the studios churning out shit to get at the geek dollar.
(The two are not mutually exclusive - most of the highest grossing films were made by people that love the craft and love the material. The slew of crappy comic book films we're getting these days is just the studios churning out shit to get at the geek dollar.
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:30,
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sorry but highest grossing films....Avatar - crap tech demo with a rip off story
Titanic - Awful rehash story with effects
Lord of the rings (part 2 - the big CG fight, not much else)
Pirates of the Carribean - a theme park ride with effects
Toy Story 3 (3rd part of franchise therefore MUST be rubbish!)
Alice in Wonderland (2010 remake with effects)
Dark Knight - comic book reboot - why of why do they do this?!
Harry Potter 1 - Ka-ching!
Pirates of the Carribean 3 etc
Harry Potter 2 etc etc
Not spotting many arthouse or particularly credible films there. And I imagine being in that list is the main target for Spidey.
Just live with it and be optimistic that this one will be ace! :)
(Titanic - Awful rehash story with effects
Lord of the rings (part 2 - the big CG fight, not much else)
Pirates of the Carribean - a theme park ride with effects
Toy Story 3 (3rd part of franchise therefore MUST be rubbish!)
Alice in Wonderland (2010 remake with effects)
Dark Knight - comic book reboot - why of why do they do this?!
Harry Potter 1 - Ka-ching!
Pirates of the Carribean 3 etc
Harry Potter 2 etc etc
Not spotting many arthouse or particularly credible films there. And I imagine being in that list is the main target for Spidey.
Just live with it and be optimistic that this one will be ace! :)
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:38,
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avatar and titanicare cameron's babies, which he puts a lot of love and work into.
LotR was Jackson/Weta, another director/studio famous for loving the source material and the craft.
Toy Story 3 - pixar - another studio famous for their love of the craft
Dark Knight - the new batman films are reboots done right. A director/writer with love of the material and craft.
The pirates films and alice are admittedly cash ins, ones that worked (I must admit to being absolutely gobsmacked that alice would place so high - the film was a joke)
And please don't put words in my mouth - I never said arthouse or mentioned credibility. Films don't have to win sundance awards to be good.
I wish I could share your optimism about the new Spidey, but I fear it's going to be an abortion. It's a reboot for all the wrong reasons. Most likely inspired by the excellent batman reboot. My fears were tripled when I read they are "making it more dark and gritty". If ever there's a phrase you don't want to hear it's that. "dark and gritty" should come from the material, not from studio orders. I predict more emo. Lots more.
(LotR was Jackson/Weta, another director/studio famous for loving the source material and the craft.
Toy Story 3 - pixar - another studio famous for their love of the craft
Dark Knight - the new batman films are reboots done right. A director/writer with love of the material and craft.
The pirates films and alice are admittedly cash ins, ones that worked (I must admit to being absolutely gobsmacked that alice would place so high - the film was a joke)
And please don't put words in my mouth - I never said arthouse or mentioned credibility. Films don't have to win sundance awards to be good.
I wish I could share your optimism about the new Spidey, but I fear it's going to be an abortion. It's a reboot for all the wrong reasons. Most likely inspired by the excellent batman reboot. My fears were tripled when I read they are "making it more dark and gritty". If ever there's a phrase you don't want to hear it's that. "dark and gritty" should come from the material, not from studio orders. I predict more emo. Lots more.
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:48,
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Yes - that's the point of businessMinimise outlay, maximise profit.
It's how every single business in the world runs.
You know when they say that they're all about the customer, or all about the planet, or all about caring, or all about the art? That's not true. It's just a sales pitch designed to get you to part with your cash. They have entire departments dedicated to working out what to say to whom to get them to buy the stuff.
(It's how every single business in the world runs.
You know when they say that they're all about the customer, or all about the planet, or all about caring, or all about the art? That's not true. It's just a sales pitch designed to get you to part with your cash. They have entire departments dedicated to working out what to say to whom to get them to buy the stuff.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:43,
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wasn't that myoriginal point? The reboot is just a cash grab?
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:53,
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Yes but it sounded resentful.Like movies are anything other than machines to make money.
And we can't have you resenting people making money.
That's just not what Davy C's Big Society is all about.
(And we can't have you resenting people making money.
That's just not what Davy C's Big Society is all about.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:57,
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DaveyC can stickthe big society up his gaping arsehole (after Murdoch pulls out).
I am resentful - not so much about the money making, but about the way Hollywood insists on sucking everything good out of films in pursuit of that money. Approx ten years ago saw a new golden age in comic book adaptations, where studios were seeing the rich characters and stories, all laid out and ready for the screenwriters. We had some real beauties come out, but now they are intent on turning anything remotely comic booky into a film, regardless of quality.
I blame the comic book geeks. It seems like they could stick a giant poster up saying "this film will shit in your mouth and fuck you in your ears" and they'll still flock to it in droves, just because it's based on a comic book they liked as a kid.
(I am resentful - not so much about the money making, but about the way Hollywood insists on sucking everything good out of films in pursuit of that money. Approx ten years ago saw a new golden age in comic book adaptations, where studios were seeing the rich characters and stories, all laid out and ready for the screenwriters. We had some real beauties come out, but now they are intent on turning anything remotely comic booky into a film, regardless of quality.
I blame the comic book geeks. It seems like they could stick a giant poster up saying "this film will shit in your mouth and fuck you in your ears" and they'll still flock to it in droves, just because it's based on a comic book they liked as a kid.
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:03,
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"this film will..."That's quite a niche market, though...
;-)
(;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:12,
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Ah now there I have to disagree.In fact I'd say this rebooting nonsense occurred at the very tentative release of Batman Begins, but the proper influx of comic book films now have been affected the death of an actor who happened to do a cracking performance of a fictional character. With that in mind many came to see The Dark Knight who weren't comic book afficianados.
It's true that perhaps for a long time studios are seemingly in tune with some nerds as they're offering some nostalgia trips from geeky material which has aged considerably but become that hallowed type of cult classic. It's just a shame they can't write scripts as well as they can come up with lucrative ideas.
(It's true that perhaps for a long time studios are seemingly in tune with some nerds as they're offering some nostalgia trips from geeky material which has aged considerably but become that hallowed type of cult classic. It's just a shame they can't write scripts as well as they can come up with lucrative ideas.
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:15,
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nah, the hollywoodshit-train was at full speed long before Ledger died. Although his stellar performance and the massive profits on BB/TDK no doubt gave the shit-train another boost.
The problem is more to do with the timing of the new spidey film. When batman begins was released, the old (by which I mean burton-era) batman movies had been forgotten for a few years. People were ready for a new batman movie, and the studio recognized this, recognized the great source material, and out a great team on it. And the results were great. Sony, with the new spidey, are putting a cheap team on it (about 1/4 the budget of the spiderman 4 film that got cancelled) and are effectively releasing it in lieu of a sequel. That's a recipe for good-old-fashioned home cooked turd stew right there.
(The problem is more to do with the timing of the new spidey film. When batman begins was released, the old (by which I mean burton-era) batman movies had been forgotten for a few years. People were ready for a new batman movie, and the studio recognized this, recognized the great source material, and out a great team on it. And the results were great. Sony, with the new spidey, are putting a cheap team on it (about 1/4 the budget of the spiderman 4 film that got cancelled) and are effectively releasing it in lieu of a sequel. That's a recipe for good-old-fashioned home cooked turd stew right there.
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:30,
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Well I know the shit didn't start there, but I think the reasoning for all the reboots have started there.What I meant to say was it's the popularity of such reboots - some darker, some merely taking an unconventional spin on the material, Batman Begins, Casino Royale have inspired studios to not worry about keeping with a film canon which might have been so important a while ago. I do know that there were many Batman films is pre-production after Batman and Robin, including one with a script by Frank Miller, all of which never really got off the ground. So it seems apparent that as the shit Burton/Schumacher ended the studio released the campy stuff whilst mildly amusing was shite.
Maybe when Marvel movies have made their escapade into a massive Avengers film and other films to introduce you to the characters they'll focus on actually telling a fucking cinematic story.
(Maybe when Marvel movies have made their escapade into a massive Avengers film and other films to introduce you to the characters they'll focus on actually telling a fucking cinematic story.
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:20,
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or maybe this will be the best onewiping away the memory of the rubbish Sam Raimi ones (for the people who didn't like those)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:28,
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I liked the first two.Molina's doc oc was ace. The third one was a train wreck though.
Used to be that when a series goes off the rails they simply didn't get a sequel. These days they get a reboot instead.
(Used to be that when a series goes off the rails they simply didn't get a sequel. These days they get a reboot instead.
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:33,
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Spiderman 3 still made a ton of cash.Clearly things were going pear-shaped, so I suppose bringing in a new team seems like a good idea. Like Happytoast said, it's what they do with the comic itself when it's getting stale.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:37,
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Spidey 2 was shit to me mainly because it should have been Oliver Platt as Docplus the continuing problem with Tobey Maguire in the suit
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:41,
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really?I do not see Platt as a very good doc oc at all. Unless you're going for the more campy 80s cartoon version of doc oc.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:52,
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This is to with that avengers bollocks, frankly.His age has very little to do with it, I imagine.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:44,
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You don't have to go and see it or buy it.It's called the movie Industry because it's an industry - it's designed to make money.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:19,
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me no understandee Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:08,
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^and anotherpretty call centre girl though...
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:25,
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they only exist in the advertsthe real ones don't look like that
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:31,
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*hangs up**puts cock away*
*reconsiders the latter*
(*reconsiders the latter*
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:50,
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heyas long as they sound sexy
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:03,
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the only thing I hated about the last movie was the emo/dancing crapand the fact Venom wasn't in it enough
( prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:09,
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I honestly didn't like any of the Raimi filmsJust seemed too much like Power Rangers
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:13,
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I really liked the first 2but I'd prefer to see them making these superhero things much darker,
a bit like Batmans gotham..if you know what I mean
prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:17,
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Spiderman isn't always dark, though.Film needs more wisecracking Spidey.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:40,
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I think what was wrong for me was it was a cartoon worldeverything seemed fake and like the 60s batman tv series world.
I don't want dark Spidey, I just want it a bit more gritty and real in the environments and actions of surrounding characters.
(I don't want dark Spidey, I just want it a bit more gritty and real in the environments and actions of surrounding characters.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:43,
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I see what you're getting at.I think they were going for that pre Vietnam innocent 60's feel. Or I may be reading too much into this actually. Green Goblin was a big FAIL the minute I saw the helmet. Willem Dafoe was good though.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:50,
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Very much this.Though I dare say I worry that I shan't see too much wit in this incarnation. Harumph.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:50,
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I agree.Though I really like his non-spiderman stuff...
(
Damien's Hearse,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:22,
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I haven't seen any of the movies.But have an Arf anyway!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:20,
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As long as they bring back Michael Chabon towrite the screenplay, and let him do what he does best.
Write the fucking thing!
(Write the fucking thing!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:02,
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nope.James Vanderbilt and Alvin Sargent are writing.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:08,
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Darn it!Well, that's me out. Torrent it is, then.
Also - for some reason I read that as Alvin Stardust. I couldn't get any wronger than that.
(Also - for some reason I read that as Alvin Stardust. I couldn't get any wronger than that.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:16,
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I too always misreadit as Alvin Stardust. Now I want Alvin Stardust to write it :)
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:33,
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FUCK YOU NEWSLETTER
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:49,
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Nothing a little ECT won't cure.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:51,
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cheers Ninj :) Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:05,
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That's sad, I missed my latest one. I was gonna have a candle and everything.happy unb3taday.
(,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:58,
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you need to donate first ;P
(
prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:02,
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and none of your Aussie play money! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:02,
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hahahaha better than when you pay for stuff in Scotland with an English banknoteYou get glared at, your cash gets looked at under a machine and shit, you feel like a criminal.
(,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:06,
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It's just to see if you break a sweat Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:07,
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THIS IS A GOOD FILUM.I HAVE THE MUNCHIES
WHAT SHOULD I GO BUY AND EAT?
THANK YOU B3TA
(,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:58,
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WHAT SHOULD I GO BUY AND EAT?
THANK YOU B3TA
I've never seen liver eaten like that before. It looks NYOM.I do want a beef wellington now though.
(,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:02,
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It really is...*drools*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:04,
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LOLof course if it really was manflu, he'd be lying in bed with his arm hanging out of the side softly moaning about needing cake
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:56,
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Remake since I lost the first one. Remaking cunt.
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:39,
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please perform some sort of hammer based euthanasia on this!
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:45,
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Is she drawing her first CDC? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:50,
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HahahahahahahahaShe's just doing the pubes at the moment...
( Ninj,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:56,
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Bloody HellThe very child of Satan!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:00,
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tentacle rape FTW!
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:48,
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This is excellent!:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:57,
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Here's a picture of a picture of a pitcher on a picture of a pitcher
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:33,
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Congratulations!I like this!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:34,
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I can see text on the picture of a picture of a pitcher on a picture of a pitcherWin!
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:40,
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which is best?tag or toap?
only one way to find out!
(only one way to find out!
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:43,
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Real Photo of a Real Photo with a Real Photo FridayWoo and click
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:53,
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BEER O CLOCK!*checks time*
Bugger
(Bugger
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:26,
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Oh, it's always beer o' clock...There has to be a pub open somewhere, right?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:28,
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That's right, JPG.Due to our friend Constant Global Time (CGT), it is a mathematical constant that at any given point in time, t, there is a pub (p) open (o) somewhere in the world (O). Thus we can prove:
Within CGT O = t = p = o
SCIENCE.
(Within CGT O = t = p = o
SCIENCE.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:37,
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Or we could just go to Smithfieldsor Borough Market, where they open at 6 AM
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:49,
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No sense of wonder.That's your problem.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:52,
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A pub open at 6AM is a thing of wonder!
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:00,
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Just because you're stupid doesn't mean it's not fact. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:00,
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Yey!* Also buggers!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:54,
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That's awfully kind of you.Thank you very much.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:27,
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Well that Friday fairly whizzed by.
(
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:28,
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Blimey. And there was me planning on getting something done today.Actually I don't know why I say that. The newsletter, engaging and diverting as it is, rarely occupies more than 15 minutes or so...
EDIT Ooo popular page of a QOTW. Will wonders never cease.
EDIT EDIT Man that tealy game is a killer.
(EDIT Ooo popular page of a QOTW. Will wonders never cease.
EDIT EDIT Man that tealy game is a killer.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:28,
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NURSE! HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!
(
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:30,
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Shut up or they'll hear you! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:38,
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Pixar Vs. Dreamworks = Spot on O_o
(
prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:41,
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WTF my whole day is now screwedwhat do I read this afternoon
(
Paul_P,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:44,
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You don't have to fucking read it straight away.Just bookmark it and save it for later...
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:47,
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*fucking reads it later*
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:01,
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fucking hell!fuck!
Fuck's sake!
;)
(Fuck's sake!
;)
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:07,
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Please, oh mystical power,make this his Stat Board random quote.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:21,
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Probably too soon, but I'll chance it. but I'll chance it.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:01,
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Tuse Une! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:01,
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I keep expecting Hogan to charge in
(
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:07,
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I think Ghost Hogan was done yesterday :)I found it I think it should win..etc
b3ta.com/board/10304727
(b3ta.com/board/10304727
prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:10,
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That's rather well executed.It probably ought to win the compo.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:14,
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I was trying to recreate that pic with the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man yesterday...But it was beyond my sk1llz0rz.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:13,
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That's mescalin for you. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:09,
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hahahahaha Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:04,
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That's actually quite poignantI'm sure you could sell that in that pretensious poster shop I forget the name of.
Oh yeah, Athena. Is Athena still going? Who cares anyway...
(Oh yeah, Athena. Is Athena still going? Who cares anyway...
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:46,
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An entire business empire built on a picutre of a female tennis player scratching her butt.Would have liked to see the Dragons Den for that.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:11,
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Anyone catch the Miss Possessed by Spirits last night?*spoiler alert*
edit: some of them were real head turners......
(edit: some of them were real head turners......
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:45,
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not until you'd got rid of them - they are full of spiritsZuul wasn't exorcised - she was turned into a dog then freed.
/ghostbusters nerd
(/ghostbusters nerd
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:47,
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No no, I mean the winnerSurely she's the same as the third contestant...
(,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:52,
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no no nothird one down is from The Last Exorcism bird - the one where she flies to the ceiling and bends backwards etc. But it wasn't enough to win.
Winner is Regan from The Exorcist. People muttered about a deal with the devil but I think they're jealous. pfft.
(Winner is Regan from The Exorcist. People muttered about a deal with the devil but I think they're jealous. pfft.
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:58,
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picture is correct - 2 diff girls/filmsI spent a lot of time checking for errors and sadly had to discount Carrie who would have looked perfect but she was telekinetic, not possessed by spirits.
god I am so sad.....
(god I am so sad.....
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:01,
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You should have included Carriebut had her disqualified!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:20,
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tru - crown giver is not happy with the result
(
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:48,
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- Candidate number three, what would to do to improve world peace?- Your mother sucks cocks in hell!
- I think we have a winner.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:53,
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that was proper lols :Dthanks and 'ning!
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:57,
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And what's your special talent?*360 degree vomit spray*
( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:05,
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This is good
(
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:07,
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Miss Zuul for the win!On second thoughts, she's a bit of a dog...
WYH!
(WYH!
Smallbrainfield,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:08,
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haha!The Miss Possessed contest really needs to look at it's age limits, I mean these young girls parading around.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:21,
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Isn't Miss Possessedwhen you mean to inhabit the body of someone, but accidentally end up in the person next to them?
*gets coat*
(*gets coat*
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:25,
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