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# Aft noon

larger
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 13:58, archived)
# wowl!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Huggable!
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 13 Mar 2011, 14:19, archived)
# i did this the other day, it's called a cantelope


my wife to be asked what yours was, i said it's a baby owl with human teeth, sometimes you gotta be honest about these things
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 14:28, archived)
# haha v true !
Cantelope looks tasty .. mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Likes this
clicks.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 14:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 14:39, archived)
# that's uncanny
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Woo HD
where do you get the pics from to make this?
(herman:D, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:15, archived)
# messaged u
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] What you talkin about..........Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Is that where they shove in the new kidneys?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 13:17, archived)
# HALwl
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Why does that
look like it's turned its back on us and bent over?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Gives a new meaning to
'I really think you ought to reconsider that decision, Dave.'
'I'm a...fraid.'
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 13 Mar 2011, 14:20, archived)
# oh no it's an overwatch elite owl
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 14:54, archived)
# The idea was there ... the execution, not so much
Also: afternooning board!

Girl with the BBC test card, Johannes Vermeer, c.1665
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Mar 2011, 12:46, archived)
# :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 12:47, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Fantastic.
This girl's had some great variations over the years :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Nice
I'm going to pea this like an attention whore

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Arrrgggh!
Wish I'd thought of it
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 13:49, archived)
# ooh!
inspired AND well executed
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:16, archived)
# woo...works a treat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Tiltshift + Kitten + Kitten =
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Ceiling cat is watching you industrial decay?
Looks a pretty town, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Mar 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Only tilt shift I ever tried.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Mar 2011, 12:08, archived)
# It's Fortuneswell on Portland...
...and it's a craphole
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Nice tiltshift
I am torn between getting a TS-E 24mm f/3.5 L II or a 35L, given I know I would use the latter much more, and anyway have chronic vertigo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 12:03, archived)
# I'd love a 400mm lens for my Alpha.
However, we're too attached to the kids to sell them to get the required funds. I've ot a 75-300 mm and it's as soft as kitten past 200mm and it's slower than a glacier to autofocus.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Mar 2011, 12:10, archived)
# I have a 300 2.8 which is utterly mental
about the sharpest lens I own; and even that's just been superseded by Canon's new super telephotos (which cost an absolute fortune). handheld
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 12:15, archived)
# I had to bin 390 of the 400 I took yesterday.
Bloody lens.
Got some of the dolphins, though:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/trips/sydney_pelagic_4.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Mar 2011, 12:48, archived)
# I like
I guess the more you take in the long run, the more fussy you get. Some superb captures there mate
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Thanks!
Still a bit disappointing, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Mar 2011, 13:01, archived)
# this is my camera:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Folding compact
Best of all disposables :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 13:09, archived)
# A mate of mine went to the UAE a while ago and took 35000 pictures
and came back with two he was happy with he could sell to his client
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Bloody hell...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Mar 2011, 13:16, archived)
# That's a lot of masturbating.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 12:20, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Portland!
Well underhill. I will be driving through here in a few hours :D
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 13:10, archived)
# reversal!

click for anim (800+Kb)
edit: 'ning b3ta!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Why am I looking at an image of your black helmet?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Once you go black you never look back
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 11:06, archived)
# someone told me to tie a weight to it to make it longer...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 11:07, archived)
# You could use this
cgi.ebay.co.uk/JES-Penis-Enlarger-Extender-X4-Head-and-New-strap-/170613315329?pt=UK_Health_HealthCare_RL&hash=item27b9589701#ht_1197wt_1139


*Oh fuck it's listed as USED
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 11:08, archived)
# hahahahaha

*buys*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 11:12, archived)
# I did that.
It sort of half worked, it turned black :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 11:17, archived)
# you didn't punch yourself in the end hard enough
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 11:18, archived)
# tried so hard, and got so far
but in the end, it doesn't even matter
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 11:22, archived)
# please say you didn't just quote linkin park
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 11:25, archived)
# er, yes?
but if it helps, i didn't sing it
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 11:31, archived)
# I hate myself for knowing that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 11:33, archived)
# would this make it better?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4puSOJxuvM4
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Tell the Internets!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Just flogged my wifes car on ebay
But now I have a free listing

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170612902796
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:29, archived)
# \o/
btw what's a free listing?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:37, archived)
# I've nothing on it so it's just empty space
It's now on gary numan XD
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:39, archived)
# I saw a vid of Madness "I like driving in my car"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:41, archived)
# just changed it
the wife isn't a big madness fan


Ebay have now removed it
Guess they don't like Gary Numan
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:42, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:52, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Death to the occupying goat force
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:50, archived)
# What a survival trait
(to be able to cast Sleep at an early age)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:23, archived)
# The man who stared at toaps?

* Yes I know it does not have text on the picture, but it sounds like goats so it is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:15, archived)
# On b3ta toap happens
stick around long enough and toap will appear
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:39, archived)
#
David Attenborough
(rustymail resourcing sauces since:, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:25, archived)
# quick
grab it and bbq it !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 14:20, archived)
# take this as a deep political statement or just that the Mona lisa had her face at the wrong angle


*stupid autocorrect
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:12, archived)
# had had face
edit: woo
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:19, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Skeletor has changed quite a bit
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:45, archived)
# that's some over bite
is it a simpson's relative?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:00, archived)
# well she is french
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:13, archived)
# that explains everything
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Shortly after this picture she went on strike
and blocked a port
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:42, archived)
# port 3724?
that'll be why my brother's not playing his WoW
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Have you seen the parallels between Cataclysm and Japan
It's Deathwing he's risen in Japan and now the world must grind and level up to 85 and bitch about players not being geared up enough to do Heroics!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq4Y7ztznKc
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 11:02, archived)
# ^ what language is this sillyness
EvE FTMFW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 11:07, archived)
# lol wtf omg noobcakes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEWgs6YQR9A
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 11:19, archived)
# :O What the hell
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 11:25, archived)
# So nice
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Alex Jones is alive and well, and photoshopping.....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Big tlouble in little Japan.
(Yog Sogoth, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Pssst
you didn't say too soon
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:13, archived)
# Too soon-ami?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:52, archived)
# giant surfer!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:19, archived)
# "Too Soon"

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:40, archived)
# too soon
(herman:D, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:45, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:32, archived)
# haha
and soz:
b3ta.com/board/10361151
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:59, archived)
# too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:46, archived)
# too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:33, archived)
# One of the stranger pictures I've seen on BBC News today
Radiation testing

::EDIT::
*reads replies*
*reads FAQ*
...ah...so this should've gone on Links. My bad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 13 Mar 2011, 8:48, archived)
# TELL THE INTERNETS
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 8:55, archived)
# ^ Them
and been here for nearly 5 1/2 years?
What is the world comming to?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 8:59, archived)
# I been told!
(Was yesterday of course, but who's counting.)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:03, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:29, archived)
#
www.pown.it/?uid=243
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:04, archived)
# haha :D
www.pown.it/251
(herman:D, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:10, archived)
# this is my had had face
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:25, archived)
# :O What did you had had
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:38, archived)
# haddock
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Wtf hahahaha
EDIT
(herman:D, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:48, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:38, archived)
# ^ Win
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:40, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:47, archived)
# ^ That
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:50, archived)
# ^ These
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:01, archived)
# I was thinking more "Badger Dance"
BADGER - BADGER - BADGER - BADGER - BADGER - BADGER

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Mushroom!
Mushroom!
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Ah.... Snake......

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 11:08, archived)
#
www.pown.it/1177
(herman:D, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 12:10, archived)
#
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 8:16, archived)
# Ning B3ta


Is it cat sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 8:26, archived)
# OMG!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Dog Sunday, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 8:33, archived)
# Ning Wobbly bloke
catsunday
(herman:D, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:03, archived)
# NING Mr D.
Your pussy appears to be bald?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:31, archived)
# the best way
keep it clean
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:39, archived)
# i like bald pussy:D
www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Strange/Tiny_Bald_Kitty.jpg
(herman:D, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:40, archived)
# :D
www.pown.it/258
(herman:D, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry] not exactly a bad guy but the closest thing I've come up with that's approaching a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 7:28, archived)
# it took me a minute!
needs more swastika
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 7:43, archived)
# that would require me to be more awake
:P

EDIT: I could possibly underline the curb a few times.. but even that'll be a stretch.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 7:52, archived)
# nah, don't do that
i felt a small sense of accomplishment when i realised what was going on ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 8:12, archived)
# I was quite pleased with myself
for going straight to 'filename' and not wasting my time trying to work it out.
I would never have recognised Edward Norton.
If that's who it is.
If it's not him, then I stil don't get it...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 8:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 6:07, archived)
# Get your quo to mars
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 6:12, archived)
# What is going on there?
NING BLD - NING b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 6:13, archived)
# Ningly ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Mar 2011, 6:27, archived)
# nong
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 6:28, archived)
# He was a legend!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNo8rZRY9JI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 6:31, archived)
# it's all i ever think when i see the nings :)
one of my favourites from kiddyhood
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 6:37, archived)
# I think my favourite was 'Granny'
Through every nook and every cranny
The wind blew in on poor old Granny
Around her knees, into each ear
(And up nose as well, I fear)

All through the night the wind grew worse
It nearly made the vicar curse
The top had fallen off the steeple
Just missing him (and other people)

It blew on man, it blew on beast
It blew on nun, it blew on priest
It blew the wig off Auntie Fanny-
But most of all, it blew on Granny!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 8:23, archived)
# I'm waiting for the rap version.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Mar 2011, 7:17, archived)
#
rap porn
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 8:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 5:55, archived)
# BOARD CRIME
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 6:08, archived)
# JUST LOOK THE OTHER WAY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 6:11, archived)
# this gladdens my smile pipes
it's like a combination of vic and bob's heads from their fear inducing master chef sketch. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 6:15, archived)
# Haha
I love that sketch.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 6:21, archived)
# shoecake
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 6:25, archived)
# The part that particularly cracks me up
is when he floats across the floor and the bell tolls.
Also the fact that he has a long knife and fork for fingers that he pokes at the food with.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 6:27, archived)
# it's a brain slop inducing mess
loves it :D...

I think my favourite part is bob 's fucked up nose thing... so many genius surreal touches.

EDIT: just rewatched it... Matt lucas is the second contestant.. he looks so young.. d'awww.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 6:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 4:33, archived)
# It's the meth sisters!
I just found this, it's opera.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHzTern5mgM
.
.
.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 4:39, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 4:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 4:47, archived)
#

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 4:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 11:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 5:16, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 4:45, archived)
# CUNTPEG NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 4:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 5:03, archived)
# this challenges every fetish i've ever had
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 5:09, archived)
# that's fucking terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 5:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 5:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 5:31, archived)
# Haha oh shit
over the last few days I've been overdosing on Tim And Eric Awesome Show, Great Job. This pic reminds me of their fucked-up video scratching.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 5:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 3:56, archived)
# Why is Greedo not shooting Ted Danson to death?
WHY?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 4:01, archived)
# The natural reaction to seeing Ted Danson with anyone
is wondering why that person isn't shooting Ted Danson to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 5:48, archived)
# TED SHOT FIRST
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 6:16, archived)
# ;)
b3ta.com/board/10359597#post10359605
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 4:27, archived)
# You’re all gonna die. The only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet? Or on your fuckin’ knees… begging?

the other thing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:58, archived)
# In bed with a bunch of hookers and a massive cocaine overdose, please.
Nice pic, by the way. What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:00, archived)
# I like your plan :)
Pic: It's something that came from watching Battle: Los Angeles earlier...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:07, archived)
# reverse nexus
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1LNxx2dp84&fmt=18
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:02, archived)
# Ethereal twiddlin's, baby.
Ah, yeah.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSg2OIFum3o
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:06, archived)
# tu can play that game
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:12, archived)
# Beautiful.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:07, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:09, archived)
# With the grenade's pin still gripped between my teeth.
While stomping on some cunt's knees.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:07, archived)
# Another good plan,
albeit somewhat worrying ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:08, archived)
# Well, what do you expect, Grunty?
If you really must drip-feed us with dystopian vistas, how should we respond?
With fluffeh bunnies carrying bouquets of fluffeh flowers?
Or with grenades purchased from the CIA with a generous discount?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:17, archived)
# Oh, grenades - every time.
I'm worried you feel you have to ask...

Edit: Dystopian? In no way!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:19, archived)
# Well, I've got a decent deal running on bunnies if yr interested...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:23, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm....
Nom Nom Nom
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:26, archived)
# Hang on,
that rabbit recipe contains hardly any rabbit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:41, archived)
# Well if your kids were fond of their rabbit,
it would be a shame to eat it all at once.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:43, archived)
# True.
Best to eke it out, allowing them to ponder the significance of every last grisly, gristly morsel of their mourned, departed pal.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:49, archived)
# Hang on one cotton-pickin' minute.
How on or off earth can your vistas not be described as dystopias?
Do you actually want to live in these places?
They're hells. Beautiful hells, sure, but hells all the same. Surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Trez bon.
No idea what's going on there, but I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:09, archived)
# :)
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:13, archived)
# I like this.
So i clicked the button that said: 'I like this.'
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 2:05, archived)
# Lovely :D
new background.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 3:35, archived)
# To subtle?


Click for bigger (73 kb)
Not everone got it attz first - but b3ta´s user are so much smarter. :)
(thedia, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:31, archived)
# To Subtle? At this time of night? I don't think the buses are still running.
I see him.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:35, archived)
# *strains*
Yes, I think that's a dalek in the distance
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Gojira.. Gojira.. ah, fuck it; he's in the surf.
*winks eagle eye*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:37, archived)
# NEEDS MORE QUO
and is too subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10361131
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:05, archived)
# hahaha
Thank fuck for that. Somebody had to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:11, archived)
# it just wouldn't be right for it not to be done
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:41, archived)
# Quite so.
*rubs chin and nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:51, archived)
# tu soon
news.msu.edu/media/photo/2009/03/d1c3fc03-2c0e-423c-a63e-937959418ef1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Hahaha ... what? A black jelly baby?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:44, archived)
# I see Rupe, but where's Milly?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:52, archived)
# C'mon Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Not subtle enough!
More subtlety!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Lily Allen?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:46, archived)
# 4 years in the making
you've been busy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:21, archived)
[challenge entry] come to me, my child..
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Thulsa Dooooooooom!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:38, archived)
# the tree of woe
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Crom!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Teaser for the 2011 Cimmerian reboot:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gklc3qf-eU4
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:52, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Smokey!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Wow, the comments on this funny pic so far are so baffling, I feel like I'm trapped on a Brazilian Youtube channel.
Ay caramba!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:03, archived)
# But, but...
You *are* trapped in a Brazilian Youtube channel...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:13, archived)
# That'd explain almost everything.
Almost.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:17, archived)
# Well,
the drinks are on you, matey!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Oh, yeaaaaah. Yes. Good thinking, mistah JPG.
Caipirinhas all round! Or mojitos if preferred. On my tab.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:39, archived)
# I'm clearly going to have to be the first to say:
FUCK YEAH MOJITOS
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:06, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:14, archived)

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