Why no replies?Which is more insane? Cosby or Voldy?
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Zumf Ham banjo,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:09,
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THEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:22,
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i don't know who that isbut babylon 5 is a big pile of shit
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FIEND,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:06,
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Maximillian Schell?baddy from the films The Black Hole and Moonraker
Sorry that was Michael Lonsdale
(,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:17,
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Sorry that was Michael Lonsdale
Tis hugo draxleast threatening of all the bond villains.
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:30,
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Temerity, to his friends
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:36,
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Ha!Ohh, this makes me want to watch Alien again. darkness and surround sound needed though.
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:29,
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A Well-Dressed Alien
Click for bigger (115 kb)
Meet Xavier. He is a native of the planet Hernando, which is about the size of Mexico, but with far less violence (and Mexicans). The friendly Xavier prefers to avoid confrontation with other planets, but when he does invade a foreign land, he does it in style. The fashionable “X” (as his friends call him) developed his chic look while working as a catalog model for his planet’s equivalent of Lands’ End.
Jimmy Carr without his make-up? (make-up or disguise, your choice)
(,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:43,
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Expect to be a prison bitchThird from the top at the right mate
Edit: don't delete as you have posted on the links too, bend over young man
(Edit: don't delete as you have posted on the links too, bend over young man
The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:41,
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I QUITE LIKED THE BUKKAKED SLAYERBUT OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS NOT EVEN THAT GOOD.
ALSO, JIM'S KEYBOARD HAD CAPS LOCK IN A DIFFERENT PLACE TO MINE.
(ALSO, JIM'S KEYBOARD HAD CAPS LOCK IN A DIFFERENT PLACE TO MINE.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:03,
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that cat cracks me up everytime*and now with added Smashy Boobs
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:44,
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lmao I hadn't even noticed the bewbs
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:56,
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B3tasatnav implemented <<Exit Third Right>>
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:42,
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Congratsyou're a cunt on every level
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:55,
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Is that a Moss-berg?LOLOLOLROFL
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:30,
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something something STARWARS !!!
guaranteed to have been done a billion times
FIEND,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:34,
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This has indeed been done a billion times :)plus every one is commenting above ^
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:52,
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The surefire way to tell, during a quiet period, whether there's actually anyone about:Do something wrong :)
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:05,
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GahI've lost my pic where he's doing a Sudoku and has to use the fours...you'll have to imagine it
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:31,
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hahahaStick a pony in me duvet
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:26,
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I'll make you a hookie deal you cannot refuse! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:35,
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Timothy!:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:57,
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Cracking shoppery, Ninjarella! Ninjarella!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:58,
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Cheers Moley!:D I may court controversy here...
...but I think the Two Ronnies were just as funny apart
as they were a superb double team. Wise without Morecombe?
Nah!
:D
(...but I think the Two Ronnies were just as funny apart
as they were a superb double team. Wise without Morecombe?
Nah!
:D
Ninj,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:02,
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Do you remember Ernie Wise's adverts for Norwich Union insurance?Something about insuring yourself in case your business partner dies and you haven't got the talent to continue alone....
Sad.
(Sad.
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:12,
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Mayor Panties long-lost brother Mel G-String
Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:31,
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Yeah, but does it tile?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:39,
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ooh very nice Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:45,
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Like a good weave !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:47,
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Who's that then?Is it you?
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:47,
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Nice effect!You're looking better than last time we saw you.
;D
(;D
XLVII .uk,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:48,
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Is that one of the soldiers out of Quake 4?;)
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:07,
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HahahaYou wanna watch it, he's a right basket case!
:)
(:)
XLVII .uk,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:50,
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mAY I MAKE A SUGGESTION?Fucking caps lock!
I think it might work better with the bottom left 9our bottom right) of the glasses included.
I could be wrong.
(I think it might work better with the bottom left 9our bottom right) of the glasses included.
I could be wrong.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:05,
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mictoboy's had her
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:33,
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probably only 10 or 15 on this boardreally know who Bilko represented - never held a gun or saw combat in his "life" - but for the post WW2/Korean War vets who watched that show on TV got a laff or two from the presentation of non-heroic soldiers in action...
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tubaman,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:59,
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He's wearing flares!!:)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:32,
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Too much junk in the trunk ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:48,
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some mothers do 'ave em, but some fathers REALLY do 'ave em....
Ah, yes, FritzlI loved all his fillums.
/'kinell - L.U.R.K.A.G.E.
//Soz - not compo'd.
(/'kinell - L.U.R.K.A.G.E.
//Soz - not compo'd.
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:25,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Film Baddies in TV Sitcoms"){kind=small}
An actual pun! (ish)
And now for some reason I can't get the damned theme out of my head... Harrumph! ;-)
JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:56,
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if it helps, that hurt like hellThat's really freaky, I was watching the deaths from that film last night on the youtube.
( FIEND,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:57,
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LOL!It would have changed the tone of Disneys Aladdin if he was in charge! ;-)
( JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:59,
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that is even freakieri was going to do that in photoshop today :S
( FIEND,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:01,
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There's proper spooky!But then again there aren't a lot of choices left - I was going to do a full metal mickey but it looked even worse than laughing boy up there ;-)
( JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:04,
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Dah duhde de de derra
dah duh
de de de derra
dah duh
de de de derra
DUH!
(dah duh
de de de derra
dah duh
de de de derra
DUH!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:57,
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Nooooo!La la la I'm not listening, la la la! (it's not working, shit!) ;-)
( JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:59,
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djinn.ie?Is that some Irish occult web service?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:04,
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All I have to say is...media.dvdtown.com/images/displayimage.php?id=10786
(know what I'm saying?)
((know what I'm saying?)
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:14,
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...........................................................I will.......I will.....(I think I'll go rub the bottle and see what comes out)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:22,
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Reminds me of a Viz gag - 'The Genie of the knob'The crux of the joke being a genie standing over a man saying 'Fuck me, not you again' ;-)
( JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:25,
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That is a conundrum . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:31,
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Part of the AWSM! guide to editing Raw files in Photoshop CS5Probably not been done cos its a rubbish idea but WHATEVER, id imagine if it has been done it will have been done far better.
Edit: Spending time in south africa will make me do stuff like this...
(Edit: Spending time in south africa will make me do stuff like this...
awsm! namaste bitches,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:48,
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Not a hint of anything amiss there.Oh, wait a moment...
Edit: and 'spending time in South Africa' is what kind of explanation?
(Edit: and 'spending time in South Africa' is what kind of explanation?
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:50,
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greetings young Timothyhow are the cows out there in Tiverton?
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:57,
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It's Limerick Time!"The slap of naked flesh proclaimed an orgy in the lighthouse,
over to you...
(over to you...
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:58,
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Top stuff!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:56,
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when Mary shouted out aloudoi! watch where you're sticking that filament bulb!
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:31,
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Describing black people as blacks is no big dealBeing half sarffeffrican I recognise what he's getting at.
/a white
(/a white
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:59,
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My issue is more with the 'the location made me do it'line, tbh.
Edit: Eh? I've lived in Germany off and on over the years, but have not once been tempted to annex the Sudetenland in an epithet kind of way.
Half-Nederlands, so I do know what you mean... :)
(Edit: Eh? I've lived in Germany off and on over the years, but have not once been tempted to annex the Sudetenland in an epithet kind of way.
Half-Nederlands, so I do know what you mean... :)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:02,
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That's not comparable.It's a descriptor, not an epithet.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:08,
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To be fair,you did invade Poland that time.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:11,
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Yeah, well...Lidl was shut.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:12,
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edited^not really an explanation (or excuse), just a comment.
They LOVE a bit of racial segregation over here so its more so at the forefront of my minds when here - is all x
(They LOVE a bit of racial segregation over here so its more so at the forefront of my minds when here - is all x
awsm! namaste bitches,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:06,
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WHAT THE SASHAYING FUCK
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:09,
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I lack seal pics...and they remind me of seals.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:16,
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What an odd wayto hand in your resignation.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:56,
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Diplomatic Immunity = GRANTED.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:56,
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Well I got it even if these tofugay liberal dykes didn't.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:03,
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Sneaky homosexual tofu insertion is sneaky ;)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:06,
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If this finally works then huzzahAnyone else find that accessing B3ta from a laptop, wirelessly, means it falls over an awful lot?
Anyway - I've been messing about with this:
CFB
(Anyway - I've been messing about with this:
CFB
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:32,
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Why is it only raining in the small version?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:33,
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nope might just be your networkand why is it never raining in your new images
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:33,
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Very atmosphericLikey!
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:34,
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oooOOOOooo - I say!Like this :)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:48,
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Ha ha ha... You loon!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:32,
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Send cdc through space and time and back...it's just not possible.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:17,
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Not impossible, just difficult...The first few times I tried it, it came out half cdc and half fly.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:24,
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That would explain those coarse, stray hairs RedHouse over yonder,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 2:00,
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YES! :-Dthis is the reason I come to b3ta
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:48,
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Earth Quake - CheckNuclear Disaster - Check
Massive amounts of water - Fail
(Massive amounts of water - Fail
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:31,
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going to take a lot to beat Smash
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:47,
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I tried that once...Problem was, she liked it!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:07,
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I'm not sure what's going on herebut I think I like it
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:34,
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There once was a kitty and bear.
An earthquake kitty is rare.
A nuclear bear will flare.
All humans beware.
Don't fuck with this kitty and bear.
(An earthquake kitty is rare.
A nuclear bear will flare.
All humans beware.
Don't fuck with this kitty and bear.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:42,
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Well, I'm glad we got an explanation!
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:01,
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Actually they're just piggy banks in my room, and I made the whole thing up.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:20,
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Two fluffies, one frisbee.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:02,
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I see...
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:03,
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Hallmark reject everything I send them
so not going to finish this one either.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:26,
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Sort of hard not to comment in a situation like thisTHIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:27,
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Ha ha!FP by force FTW!
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:29,
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Also you're pointing a gun while thrusting your crotch in my face.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:34,
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Life is like that, sometimes.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:36,
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Never mind all that, say something about her picture!
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:03,
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He can't reply at the moment.'Busy'.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:10,
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cnnt tuk wihh muh mouff fool(can't talk with my mouth full)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:36,
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What have you done to her face?She looks like something off on of those kiddie programs!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:30,
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I know,everything I tried made it look worse though.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:31,
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I thought you started drawing Tweenies?EDIT: Nice stray pube though, at least you didn't forget that this time.
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:39,
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People getpaid good money for drawing Tweenies. I should be so lucky.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:45,
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I'm liking this, Ms Lunch.One from the archives for you...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:52,
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hahahahahahahahaahahahahahthis is very good
4219 rings to rule them all?
(4219 rings to rule them all?
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:16,
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*ahem* 4291 *cough*:D
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:17,
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Hee hee heeStaying at a mate's house this weekend, he has a little Chihuahua and I had to resist picking it up like that all the time :/
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:33,
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yes, that's er that's what I meantI got all the right numbers, just not necessarily in the right order...
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:34,
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I wouldn't touch his ring with yours! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:16,
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he looks like a nice old man! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:30,
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This is utterly wonderful.You, sir have been *clicked*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:01,
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