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# Have some mossy horns...
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Oh Christ, someone else survived!
I've been here for half an hour now and I've seen no-one. There's been nothing since the radio stopped transmitting and I've not even heard anything from the US.
Hey, you're not one of them are you? Oh God, no, NOOOOOOOOOO!



(also: woo! That a lully pic)
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:12, archived)
# It's worse than you thought. You're not alone.
*stifles evil laugh*
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:21, archived)
# You're scared?
I have to walk back alone.

*readies sharpened shovel*
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
Utterly hatstand
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Well nifty.
*clix*
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:32, archived)
# For fuck's sake.
Stop being so wonderful.
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:40, archived)
# Awwwww
I like him
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:28, archived)
# can we be friends?
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:50, archived)
# Daily Mail goes berserk


Click for bigger (187 kb)

Max Hastings still deluded. Hold the front page.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:46, archived)
# I'd pass a law
that said all newspapers and websites are only allowed to use one font size through the entire paper and a minimum of fifteen words in the headline. News would be very different. No screaming headlines and they'd have to actually explain something in the headline, all without censoring content.

Also: woo!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:50, archived)
# ^this
(just the 'woo' bit, that is.)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:59, archived)
#
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:02, archived)
# I saw a quote on the BBC's Have Your Say
where someone said that anyone who still thinks nuclear power is a good idea should dropped into one of the Japanese reactors.
Of course, without it, he'd be struggling to switch his computer on this morning...
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Bugger it, I'm going for lunch.
KFC or pizza?
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:08, archived)
# I might buy a large popcorn chicken
and ask the pizza place to make a BBQ sauce pizza with that one. There's a defibrilator somewhere handy, I hope.
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Or I might buy a pizza
and roll it up and ask KFC to coat it and fry it.
It's a terrible decision to have to make.
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:14, archived)
# i think I might ask for a KFC and kebab meat pizza
with a tikka masala sauce base.
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Wrapped in puff pastry.
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:17, archived)
# And covered in more cheese.
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Followed by a can of Mr Muscle
to break the grease and fat off of my stomach lining.
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:19, archived)
# The tough bit is swallowing the scourer pad.
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:21, archived)
# At least it's smoothed down a bit
by the time it emerges from the other end.
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Get a burrito
and quit talking to yourself, Tony Loco!
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:35, archived)
# Si, bueno!
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:41, archived)
# my problem was
I couldn't find any fonts tacky enough to evoke the typographic abortion that is the Daily Wail. It's a surprisingly delicate art, recreating shit.
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:11, archived)
# My handy backup
was to download a newspaper's webpage and rewrite the html, then screencap it. Tedious and laborious, but avoids the "what font-matching algorithm did you use"...
It doesn't look too bad that one.
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:13, archived)
# where do you find the time?
but thanks.
I could have just uploaded this Daily Mail nuclear panic front page and saved myself half an hour.
fukushima nuclear power plant
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:47, archived)
# O_o
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:16, archived)
# pffffffft
he gets it from Tony
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Playing around with an idea...
... and some cardboard.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:11, archived)
# i for one, welcome our new recycled overlords
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:13, archived)
# I think I might make a fort in my living room
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:41, archived)
# hahaha
Classic Tim & Eric.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:43, archived)
# I've spent the last 5 days watching every episode.
Mmmmmnnnnnnnnn

This was meant to be a reply to Gronkpan but I messed up
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:46, archived)
# GREAT JOB!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Also: I would recommend DJ Douggpound's Poundcasts if you like Tim & Eric (he's one of the writers)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:53, archived)
# As long as you didn't pee your pants
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:56, archived)
# Ace work
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:41, archived)
# *awe* That is totally a w e s o m e . . . . .
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:22, archived)
# Trying to get my dissertation done
not going well so have a pearoast from about 5 years ago
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:06, archived)
# If you were going to procrastinate correctly you would have made a new image.
Nice though
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:09, archived)
# ordinarily i'd make a sarky comment about a fucking repost in a new thread
but it's dead in here, so do what you like
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:10, archived)
# thanks
well I messed around with it a bit before reposting it, so will I get away with it?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:12, archived)
# yeah if it's as quiet as he says I think you're safe.
Safe.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Hello.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:14, archived)
# He won't do much damage
unless he flies slower than 4 mph!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:21, archived)
# It's a grand pic, but I'm contractually obliged:
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:48, archived)
# pearoast, you say?

(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:55, archived)
# she doesn't take any shit
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Makes a lot of it though I'm guessing.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:55, archived)
# grace jones?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Oooh baby
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:56, archived)
# hahahahahaha
oh christ
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:58, archived)
# ^This
I'm hiding under you in case it's hungry.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:00, archived)
# DON'T LET THEM HURT YOU THOM
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:06, archived)
# SHUTTERSTOCK

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:05, archived)
# HI

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:06, archived)
# FFS!
*quivers
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:06, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:06, archived)
# 947237
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:07, archived)
# SUBJECT: DOG
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:09, archived)
# woof!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:13, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:14, archived)
# if dogs looked like this
i would probably fuck dogs. I'm just saying. It's good they don't.
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:32, archived)
# i hate this stupid mouse
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:37, archived)
# I hear that...
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Two fingers, some tongue, and a double mouse's ear.
It's all going on right there.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:58, archived)
# at least it's a picture.......well done
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:42, archived)
# nope
actually, it's a real mouse
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Certainly is........

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Bless
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Oh my; this is amazing
The whiskers in the wind and the blinking is wowsers.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Awww
that's fucking ace.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:01, archived)
# hahaha
this is all the lovely
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Hello!
I'm usually too scared to post, I just read other peoples! But I thought... hey! Go mad!

So HELLO GUYS!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Hiya.
How you doing? Good night?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Hey, I set the trend by being nice and not shouting, and you don't even reply in your own thread :(
Show some netequette.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Netiquette is important
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Oh look at this masterclass by Mofaha here.
He wants to correct my spelling of netiquette, so does it by agreeing with me using his own spelling. Top netiquette right there.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:47, archived)
# My username isn't capitalized you dumb cunt.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Shut the fuck up Mothra.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:52, archived)
# HI I'M mOTHRA
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:53, archived)
# You're not Oprah, don't lie dude.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:59, archived)
# FREE INTERNETS FOR EVERYONE ON THE MESSAGEBOARD TONIGHT!
IT'S MY GIFT TO YOU ALL!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:01, archived)
# SCORE!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Emergency fluff deployment!!!!

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:54, archived)
# God bless you man...
god fucking bless you
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:05, archived)
# well it was getting a bit spiky
(no offence Hedgie)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:10, archived)
# only fuckwits capitalise 'm's
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Ack, I'll tak ye all on yeh bunch of jobbies.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:56, archived)
# are you Billy Connolly now?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:57, archived)
# No, I'm Mu.
Seriously, what's wrong with you?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:58, archived)
# YOU TELL'EM GIRLFRIEN'
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:24, archived)
# IT IS NICE TO BE NICE
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:13, archived)
# IT'S JUST NICE
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:36, archived)
#
Hello! Sorry, got distracted by Comic relief!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Hello!
don't ever be scared to post, but as a general guideline, this board favours new threads that have images you've made in them ;)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Ooh you fucking liar
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:33, archived)
# NO U
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:35, archived)
#
When you say you 'read other people's' - does that include the recommendations to read the faq?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:33, archived)
# BURN
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:48, archived)
#
ambiguous reply
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:58, archived)
# OH HI SUBROSA9
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:33, archived)
# if you're male, hello
if you're female, the men with the little monkey stamp on their arses are mine. hands off.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:35, archived)
#
if you're female, the men with the little monkey stamp Brands burnt on their arses are mine. hands off.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:37, archived)
# so you get the ones with the brands
and smash gets the ones with the stamps?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
# brand, stamp, whatever
you're my bitches, deal with it.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:41, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:48, archived)
# ddEP? I don't get it.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:49, archived)
# now there's an arse you could sink your teeth into
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:51, archived)
# and I'm sure she would let you
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:54, archived)
# is that not a hairy man arse?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:56, archived)
# to be honest I don't know
ahh fuck it bed teims night all
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:57, archived)
# definitely looks male to me
and now it's shower time.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:00, archived)
# ^
What she said.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:36, archived)
#
That's slightly confusing. I'm male... so the Monkey bums are yours!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:54, archived)
# *double-checks*
...nope, nothing there. Seems I'm up for grabs.
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:22, archived)
# *grabs*
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:16, archived)
# Normally I would ask where the fucking picture is
But I'm drunk so instead have a photo I took earlier

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:36, archived)
# LOL CHEESE
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:37, archived)
# only from
morRISons
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:38, archived)
#
"Artist Sarah Kaufmann created a life-size sculpture of astronaut Neil Armstrong made out of Wisconsin cheddar cheese. It was to go on display this week at the Neil Armstrong Air & Space Museum in Wapakoneta, Ohio. Unfortunately, the air conditioners at the museum are turned off every night to save energy, and the statue started melting and slid off of its base."
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:41, archived)
# A giant mount of cheese for mankind!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:38, archived)
# sweet walrus cunt
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:42, archived)
# It's all the sugar and petrol they eat.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:46, archived)
# mmmm petrol
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:49, archived)
# COR!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Harrow!
Are you from Harrow?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:37, archived)
# hello
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:37, archived)
# hai

spotify:track:3mJtiV1taGpPiLdZXyK4QW (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:37, archived)
# SO HOT RIGHT NOW.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
# HOT BLACKUNT
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Talk board >>>>>
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Hey, why not post some more before criticising others?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:42, archived)
# that's hardly a criticism
more like directions
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Those >>> thingies are useful
but if only there was some other way to make it easier to find a webpage.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:46, archived)
# <<<<< image board

It's board tennis!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Can we not beat the crap out of newbies?
The board is slow enough recently as it is.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:45, archived)
# To be honest
I'm only being nice because I think it's a troll, and it's my way of being a cunt.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Nah not really.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Or perhaps.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:49, archived)
# No...
Read the FAQ. ;)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Hi welcome to B3ta!
Bit of advice, post an image (original image) next time or reply to a thread,
you seem to have gotten off lightly this time, it's usually more ugly.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:43, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Fire It Kill With
Edit: There's 2 chav girls having a barney outside my house at this moment, it's fucking tremendous, like Jeremy Kyle 3D.

Edit#2: Bah, they've fucked off, just as i got back down with the camcorder.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:56, archived)
# HAMMERS OF RAGE AND FIRE
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Hello. Where's my pitcher?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:45, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Come and play with us, Danny.
Forever.. and ever.. and ever..
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Logs back in....
Reads this shit...


Wonders if I should log back out?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:05, archived)
# It's all subrosa9's fault.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Relax guy.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:12, archived)
# In other new.....
Comic Relief are being Rick-Rolled!!!!!!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:18, archived)
# WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
chumpstain
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Here we go again........
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:12, archived)
# on my own
goin' down the only road i've ever known?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:17, archived)
# you bastard
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:25, archived)
# ARRRG!!!!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:38, archived)
# My sand castle! You bastard!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:21, archived)
# if that's a woman, she's really fucking ugly
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:21, archived)
# She makes for a rather fine man though.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:24, archived)
# either way, wouldn't.
hmmm, i'm cold. time for a shower so hot that it almost takes my skin off.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Not a fan of men then Smash?
I knew you'd admit it one day.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:27, archived)
# if i was a lezzer
trust me, i wouldn't be stuck in on a friday night :(
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Nah! I think it's a bloke having a freebase moment
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:28, archived)
# The face pully guy looks definitely male, but the hips of the fuzzy on in the background scream female.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:31, archived)
# looks like s/he's having a difficult shit
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Combined with some haemaroid problems, mayby
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Skifree :D
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:50, archived)
# HIM!
*Fears*
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:01, archived)
# bit of a TJ:
sickipedia gets another mention on the BBC
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12775389
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Summarised article: "So some sick jokes are a'ight, yeah? But some is bad, ya get me?"
Hard hitting fence sitting by the BBC there.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Fucking spot on.
The beeb's site, even the 'serious' news articles, read like they were written by a 14-year-old remedial student.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:31, archived)
# I like this because of the nostalgia it infuses.
I had skifree along with several other games on floppy disk.
I feel so badassretro right now.
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:09, archived)
# excellent
*clicky*
(, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Another from my production of "Carry-On up the Crack of Doom"
Kenneth Williams is.... Gandalf!!!

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:30, archived)
# oooooooo, eowyn!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:31, archived)
# i did a gandalf
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:54, archived)
# you fucked an elderly wizard?
you're SICK!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:01, archived)
# There's a fine line between "wizard" & "tramp"
He's crossed it....
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:03, archived)
# he's under an entrampening spell
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Public service announcement
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:28, archived)
# *hums maxwell's silver hammer*
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Well then
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:30, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Don't think I've done one of these sillies before.

At least not for a while!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:56, archived)
# He has a very nice nose.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:02, archived)
# The man on the left?
Quite!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:03, archived)
# A IL
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:03, archived)
# that park needs henry
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:03, archived)
# nice grass
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Nice grass: for sitting.
+2 hp when sat on grass.
-5 Agility for sitting.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:12, archived)
# +3 earthquake resistance.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:14, archived)
# +2 wobbly boobies.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:15, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure that's a legitimate stat.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:20, archived)
# It's super effective!
spotify:track:6KBI1lppDD7ogKFYMezB5A (Shifter by Timo Maas featuring MC Chikaboo)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Funk drum and bass.
Like
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:26, archived)
# What's that in her crotch?
*not the first time I've asked that*
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Crispmonster.
Only appears in crisp packets next to crispy crotches.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:13, archived)
# crotch jawa
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:14, archived)
# OOTEENIE
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:22, archived)
# XLR socket
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:27, archived)
# she is clearlly dismayed
that her hatred of bananas has lost her many a cock over the years
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:17, archived)
# It's all because her dad had a secret love affair with a banana.
And so did her mum.
And it was the same banana.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:24, archived)
# damn those sex-mad bananas!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:25, archived)
# They just love to be inside you
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:26, archived)
# not inside me they don't!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:28, archived)
# I know that background
Castle Park, Bristol, no?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:43, archived)
# JAZZSPASTICS
spotify:track:0c7hBqyPoSHbtnNx94y4dk (Boss Drum (The Beatmasters Radio Mix) by The Shamen)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Work it #2...
...God he's good!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:55, archived)
# thankye jesus
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:59, archived)
# ME!
Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:49, archived)
# LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:52, archived)
# EXCLUSIVE VIDEOS ON MY FACEBOOK FANPAGE
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:55, archived)
# You should start a new thread and supply the links.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:00, archived)
# You want /talk -->
;)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:53, archived)
# don't want/talk
want/bigboobies
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:55, archived)
# I heard the internet has that
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Damn internet...hogging all the boobies.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:58, archived)
#
ProperLOLs
:D
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:55, archived)
# it could happen
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:57, archived)
# YES yes YES yes!
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:12, archived)
# I used to do this sort of thing a lot

I do like wrestlers with handbags. I think they should carry them.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Ohhhh get you!
Did you do anything to the expression on the one in gold?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Nope, just handbags
some minor shadows and level tweaking
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Ha. Still v good.
You're not REALLY a cunt, are ya?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:48, archived)
# I'm reclaiming the word
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:51, archived)
# Heh heh...very useful.
(oops...didn't see you there)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:45, archived)
# No worries
at least yours is a compo entry...I was looking at ways to make this fit, but couldn't think of a suitable internet handbag reference :/
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:47, archived)
# They should see a stylist about color co-ordination...
...gold mask with a brown bag...eww!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:51, archived)
# it has gold buttons
it's quite a tasteful combination, I thought

The other guy has a sort of Captain America thing going on, so red, white and blue is kind of appropriate
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Not in March! That's more of a July ensemble.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:02, archived)
# COOOEEEEEEEEEEEY
very nice
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:46, archived)
# It's MY coat! I saw it first!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:00, archived)
# And this is a young batphant
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:04, archived)
# jesus fuck
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:28, archived)
# :D
that's as mad as a march hare:

also, i like your username.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:35, archived)
# foreskin
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Your elephants skin has melted onto a giants hand.
What do you do?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:04, archived)
# The full set of Smash Monkeys fish!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Awesome!
Just like the opening of Finding Nemo.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:04, archived)
# That hairy clam looks familiar.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Now I sea what's happening !
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:08, archived)
# COCKMONKEY
SMASHWEASLE

love it

EDIT: i also made a feesh www.youtube.com/watch?v=de3CPb14XNY
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:19, archived)
# haha
it's what the coast of japan looks like in ten years. maybe.
edit: apart from the north sea turdfish
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:38, archived)
# The turd fish has to be my favorite!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
# it's like my very own internet aquarium!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:21, archived)
# That's not nice, don't call us that.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:28, archived)
# heheheh
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:29, archived)
# I am so glad you like it
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Waiting at the crosswalk . . .
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:11, archived)
# is that Jamnog's head?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Steady on now . . . and face in the mirror . . .
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:16, archived)
# exaclty my first thought
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Worth the wait.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:19, archived)
# It could take like for evaaaaaaaaaaaar !
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Give her a few years...
...looks like jailbait anyway.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Them pesky cat eyes in the road.
superb as usual Mr.Valin
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Always vigilant . . . good looking out fiend !
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:36, archived)
# KITTY VIEW
spotify:track:1Pg2yx1drvE8uJhMCnIpGN (Calendar Girl - 2001 Remastered by Neil Sedaka)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Rock Around The Yearling All Day
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Ska beat remins Smee of
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:17, archived)
# "I'm Googling Japan right now."
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:33, archived)
# You did it !
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:38, archived)
# I iz in da nuke compewtahz, melting stuff...Ha ha !!!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:44, archived)
# It's Mel Ted !
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:49, archived)
# better than Mel B
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:51, archived)
# She got big boobs though.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:09, archived)
# worse than father ted
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Bono is always all of teh radiation monitoring
btw Atomic when are you changing username to meltdown or chinasyndrome?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:42, archived)
# ahaha
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:45, archived)
# NEVER!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:46, archived)
# oh fuck
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:48, archived)
# speeeeeeeeeeeed

click for slower
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:34, archived)
# BASE
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Dont forget the CDC special...
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:04, archived)
# giggaddy giggaddy giggaddy
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:49, archived)
# don't cross the breams
spotify:track:6OpHgAc03o9D6frQXx8p1T (Subduction by Kriotek)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:46, archived)
# angry fish is angry?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:48, archived)
# many feesh pass this way, still wata runs deep
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:49, archived)
# nice muzak!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:50, archived)
# ooh la la, glad you like, no idea why no other cunt posts URI links
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:51, archived)
# cunts are terrible posters
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:54, archived)
# OI! i'm a cunt ... oh.
carry on.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:56, archived)
# bah
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:42, archived)
#
www.mensshowerscores.com
also...the results of my Google:
www.embassyworld.com/maps/Maps_Of_Japan/
See.......no radiation!!!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:56, archived)
# KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Spotthedog doesnae work for me :(
Although there is this: spotify:track:2DvxKt6yeOWNjYLyGtvfrX (Naff Off by KMFDM)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:59, archived)
# This does contain radiation.
I'm so glad I built the booth.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Gobbler
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:53, archived)
# (random bonus image)

two wrongs
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Thomebody'th gonna be thore !
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:17, archived)
# PREPARE TO MEET KALI, IN VALHALLA
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] He's been at it for months
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:10, archived)
#
Invoke rule 34
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 14:14, archived)

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