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Have some mossy horns...
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:10,
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Oh Christ, someone else survived!
I've been here for half an hour now and I've seen no-one. There's been nothing since the radio stopped transmitting and I've not even heard anything from the US. Hey, you're not one of them are you? Oh God, no, NOOOOOOOOOO! (also: woo! That a lully pic)
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:12,
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It's worse than you thought. You're not alone.
*stifles evil laugh*
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:21,
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You're scared?
I have to walk back alone. *readies sharpened shovel*
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:23,
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Hahahaha
Utterly hatstand
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:18,
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Well nifty.
*clix*
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:32,
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For fuck's sake.
Stop being so wonderful.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:40,
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Awwwww
I like him
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:28,
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can we be friends?
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:50,
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Daily Mail goes berserk
Click for bigger (187 kb) Max Hastings still deluded. Hold the front page.
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protocoldroid ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:46,
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I'd pass a law
that said all newspapers and websites are only allowed to use one font size through the entire paper and a minimum of fifteen words in the headline. News would be very different. No screaming headlines and they'd have to actually explain something in the headline, all without censoring content. Also: woo!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:50,
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^this
(just the 'woo' bit, that is.)
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Gigantic! A big big love! ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:59,
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:02,
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I saw a quote on the BBC's Have Your Say
where someone said that anyone who still thinks nuclear power is a good idea should dropped into one of the Japanese reactors. Of course, without it, he'd be struggling to switch his computer on this morning...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:05,
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Bugger it, I'm going for lunch.
KFC or pizza?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:08,
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I might buy a large popcorn chicken
and ask the pizza place to make a BBQ sauce pizza with that one. There's a defibrilator somewhere handy, I hope.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:10,
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Or I might buy a pizza
and roll it up and ask KFC to coat it and fry it. It's a terrible decision to have to make.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:14,
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i think I might ask for a KFC and kebab meat pizza
with a tikka masala sauce base.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:15,
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Wrapped in puff pastry.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:17,
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And covered in more cheese.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:19,
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Followed by a can of Mr Muscle
to break the grease and fat off of my stomach lining.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:19,
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The tough bit is swallowing the scourer pad.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:21,
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At least it's smoothed down a bit
by the time it emerges from the other end.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:21,
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Get a burrito
and quit talking to yourself, Tony Loco!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:35,
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Si, bueno!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:41,
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my problem was
I couldn't find any fonts tacky enough to evoke the typographic abortion that is the Daily Wail. It's a surprisingly delicate art, recreating shit.
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protocoldroid ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:11,
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My handy backup
was to download a newspaper's webpage and rewrite the html, then screencap it. Tedious and laborious, but avoids the "what font-matching algorithm did you use"... It doesn't look too bad that one.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:13,
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where do you find the time?
but thanks. I could have just uploaded this Daily Mail nuclear panic front page and saved myself half an hour. fukushima nuclear power plant
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protocoldroid ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:47,
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O_o
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:16,
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pffffffft
he gets it from Tony
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Gigantic! A big big love! ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:17,
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Playing around with an idea...
... and some cardboard.
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:11,
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i for one, welcome our new recycled overlords
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:13,
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I think I might make a fort in my living room
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:13,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:41,
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hahaha
Classic Tim & Eric.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:43,
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I've spent the last 5 days watching every episode.
Mmmmmnnnnnnnnn This was meant to be a reply to Gronkpan but I messed up
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:46,
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GREAT JOB!
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:51,
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Also: I would recommend DJ Douggpound's Poundcasts if you like Tim & Eric (he's one of the writers)
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:53,
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As long as you didn't pee your pants
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:56,
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Ace work
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:15,
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Yay!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:41,
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*awe* That is totally a w e s o m e . . . . .
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:22,
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Trying to get my dissertation done
not going well so have a pearoast from about 5 years ago
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Gigantic! A big big love! ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:06,
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If you were going to procrastinate correctly you would have made a new image.
Nice though
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:09,
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ordinarily i'd make a sarky comment about a fucking repost in a new thread
but it's dead in here, so do what you like
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:10,
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thanks
well I messed around with it a bit before reposting it, so will I get away with it?
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Gigantic! A big big love! ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:12,
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yeah if it's as quiet as he says I think you're safe.
Safe.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:34,
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Hello.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:14,
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He won't do much damage
unless he flies slower than 4 mph!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:21,
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It's a grand pic, but I'm contractually obliged:
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:48,
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pearoast, you say?
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:55,
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she doesn't take any shit
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:50,
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Makes a lot of it though I'm guessing.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:55,
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grace jones?
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:56,
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Oooh baby
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:56,
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hahahahahaha
oh christ
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:58,
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^This
I'm hiding under you in case it's hungry.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:00,
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DON'T LET THEM HURT YOU THOM
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:06,
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SHUTTERSTOCK
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:05,
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HI
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:06,
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FFS!
*quivers
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Chumps 👀 ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:06,
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:06,
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947237
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:07,
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SUBJECT: DOG
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:09,
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woof!
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:13,
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hahaha!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:14,
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if dogs looked like this
i would probably fuck dogs. I'm just saying. It's good they don't.
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:32,
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i hate this stupid mouse
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marporats ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:37,
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I hear that...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:40,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:42,
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:51,
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Two fingers, some tongue, and a double mouse's ear.
It's all going on right there.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:58,
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at least it's a picture.......well done
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:42,
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nope
actually, it's a real mouse
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marporats ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:55,
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Certainly is........
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Chumps 👀 ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:59,
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Hahaha
Bless
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:01,
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Yay!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:01,
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Oh my; this is amazing
The whiskers in the wind and the blinking is wowsers.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:58,
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Awww
that's fucking ace.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:01,
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hahaha
this is all the lovely
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:14,
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Hello!
I'm usually too scared to post, I just read other peoples! But I thought... hey! Go mad! So HELLO GUYS!
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Subrosa9 is only a man... ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:28,
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Hiya.
How you doing? Good night?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:30,
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Hey, I set the trend by being nice and not shouting, and you don't even reply in your own thread :(
Show some netequette.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:41,
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Netiquette is important
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:44,
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Oh look at this masterclass by Mofaha here.
He wants to correct my spelling of netiquette, so does it by agreeing with me using his own spelling. Top netiquette right there.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:47,
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My username isn't capitalized you dumb cunt.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:50,
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Shut the fuck up Mothra.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:52,
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HI I'M mOTHRA
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:53,
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You're not Oprah, don't lie dude.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:59,
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FREE INTERNETS FOR EVERYONE ON THE MESSAGEBOARD TONIGHT!
IT'S MY GIFT TO YOU ALL!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:01,
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SCORE!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:03,
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Emergency fluff deployment!!!!
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Chumps 👀 ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:54,
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God bless you man...
god fucking bless you
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:05,
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well it was getting a bit spiky
(no offence Hedgie)
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Chumps 👀 ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:10,
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only fuckwits capitalise 'm's
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:53,
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Ack, I'll tak ye all on yeh bunch of jobbies.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:56,
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are you Billy Connolly now?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:57,
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No, I'm Mu.
Seriously, what's wrong with you?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:58,
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YOU TELL'EM GIRLFRIEN'
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moohalaa ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:24,
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IT IS NICE TO BE NICE
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:13,
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IT'S JUST NICE
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:36,
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Hello! Sorry, got distracted by Comic relief!
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Subrosa9 is only a man... ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:53,
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Hello!
don't ever be scared to post, but as a general guideline, this board favours new threads that have images you've made in them ;)
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:33,
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Ooh you fucking liar
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:33,
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NO U
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:35,
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When you say you 'read other people's' - does that include the recommendations to read the faq?
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:33,
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BURN
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Gigantic! A big big love! ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:48,
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ambiguous reply
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4Q just lurking ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:58,
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OH HI SUBROSA9
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:33,
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if you're male, hello
if you're female, the men with the little monkey stamp on their arses are mine. hands off.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:35,
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if you're female, the men with the little monkey stamp Brands burnt on their arses are mine. hands off.
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:37,
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so you get the ones with the brands
and smash gets the ones with the stamps?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:39,
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brand, stamp, whatever
you're my bitches, deal with it.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:41,
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:48,
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ddEP? I don't get it.
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Chumps 👀 ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:49,
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now there's an arse you could sink your teeth into
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:51,
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and I'm sure she would let you
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:54,
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is that not a hairy man arse?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:56,
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to be honest I don't know
ahh fuck it bed teims night all
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:57,
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definitely looks male to me
and now it's shower time.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:00,
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^
What she said.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:36,
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That's slightly confusing. I'm male... so the Monkey bums are yours!
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Subrosa9 is only a man... ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:54,
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*double-checks*
...nope, nothing there. Seems I'm up for grabs.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:22,
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*grabs*
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:16,
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Normally I would ask where the fucking picture is
But I'm drunk so instead have a photo I took earlier
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:36,
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LOL CHEESE
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:37,
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only from
morRIS ons
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:38,
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"Artist Sarah Kaufmann created a life-size sculpture of astronaut Neil Armstrong made out of Wisconsin cheddar cheese. It was to go on display this week at the Neil Armstrong Air & Space Museum in Wapakoneta, Ohio. Unfortunately, the air conditioners at the museum are turned off every night to save energy, and the statue started melting and slid off of its base."
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:41,
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A giant mount of cheese for mankind!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:22,
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:38,
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sweet walrus cunt
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:42,
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It's all the sugar and petrol they eat.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:46,
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mmmm petrol
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:49,
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COR!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:39,
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Harrow!
Are you from Harrow?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:37,
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hello
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:37,
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hai
spotify:track:3mJtiV1taGpPiLdZXyK4QW (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:37,
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SO HOT RIGHT NOW.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:39,
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HOT BLACKUNT
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:40,
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Yay!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:23,
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Talk board >>>>>
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Bobod Perpetually following through ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:40,
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Hey, why not post some more before criticising others?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:42,
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that's hardly a criticism
more like directions
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Bobod Perpetually following through ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:43,
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Those >>> thingies are useful
but if only there was some other way to make it easier to find a webpage.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:46,
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<<<<< image board
It's board tennis!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:42,
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Testicles just for you ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:42,
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:45,
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Can we not beat the crap out of newbies?
The board is slow enough recently as it is.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:45,
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To be honest
I'm only being nice because I think it's a troll, and it's my way of being a cunt.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:48,
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Nah not really.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:48,
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Or perhaps.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:49,
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No...
Read the FAQ. ;)
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Testicles just for you ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:10,
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Hi welcome to B3ta!
Bit of advice, post an image (original image) next time or reply to a thread, you seem to have gotten off lightly this time, it's usually more ugly.
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:43,
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:54,
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Fire It Kill With
Edit: There's 2 chav girls having a barney outside my house at this moment, it's fucking tremendous, like Jeremy Kyle 3D. Edit#2: Bah, they've fucked off, just as i got back down with the camcorder.
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:56,
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HAMMERS OF RAGE AND FIRE
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:58,
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Hello. Where's my pitcher?
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Chumps 👀 ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:45,
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pffft
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:47,
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:53,
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Come and play with us, Danny.
Forever.. and ever.. and ever..
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:00,
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Logs back in....
Reads this shit... Wonders if I should log back out?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:05,
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It's all subrosa9's fault.
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Chumps 👀 ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:07,
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Relax guy.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:12,
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In other new.....
Comic Relief are being Rick-Rolled!!!!!!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:18,
archived )
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
chumpstain
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:08,
archived )
Here we go again........
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Chumps 👀 ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:12,
archived )
on my own
goin' down the only road i've ever known?
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:17,
archived )
you bastard
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:25,
archived )
ARRRG!!!!
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marky-MALFUNCTION ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:38,
archived )
My sand castle! You bastard!
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An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:21,
archived )
if that's a woman, she's really fucking ugly
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:21,
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She makes for a rather fine man though.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:24,
archived )
either way, wouldn't.
hmmm, i'm cold. time for a shower so hot that it almost takes my skin off.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:26,
archived )
Not a fan of men then Smash?
I knew you'd admit it one day.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:27,
archived )
if i was a lezzer
trust me, i wouldn't be stuck in on a friday night :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:31,
archived )
Nah! I think it's a bloke having a freebase moment
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An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:28,
archived )
The face pully guy looks definitely male, but the hips of the fuzzy on in the background scream female.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:31,
archived )
looks like s/he's having a difficult shit
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:32,
archived )
Combined with some haemaroid problems, mayby
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An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:37,
archived )
Skifree :D
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FIEND ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:50,
archived )
HIM!
*Fears*
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Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:01,
archived )
bit of a TJ:
sickipedia gets another mention on the BBCwww.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12775389
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:19,
archived )
Summarised article: "So some sick jokes are a'ight, yeah? But some is bad, ya get me?"
Hard hitting fence sitting by the BBC there.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:27,
archived )
Fucking spot on.
The beeb's site, even the 'serious' news articles, read like they were written by a 14-year-old remedial student.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:31,
archived )
I like this because of the nostalgia it infuses.
I had skifree along with several other games on floppy disk. I feel so badassretro right now.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:09,
archived )
excellent
*clicky*
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miltonlives on ,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 18:02,
archived )
Another from my production of "Carry-On up the Crack of Doom"
Kenneth Williams is.... Gandalf!!!
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marky-MALFUNCTION ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:30,
archived )
oooooooo, eowyn!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:31,
archived )
i did a gandalf
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:54,
archived )
you fucked an elderly wizard?
you're SICK!
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:01,
archived )
There's a fine line between "wizard" & "tramp"
He's crossed it....
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marky-MALFUNCTION ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:03,
archived )
he's under an entrampening spell
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:17,
archived )
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:40,
archived )
Public service announcement
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dotmund .co.uk ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:28,
archived )
*hums maxwell's silver hammer*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:29,
archived )
Well then
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:30,
archived )
hahahaha
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FIEND ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:52,
archived )
Don't think I've done one of these sillies before.
At least not for a while!
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:56,
archived )
He has a very nice nose.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:02,
archived )
The man on the left?
Quite!
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:03,
archived )
A IL
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:03,
archived )
that park needs henry
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:03,
archived )
nice grass
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:09,
archived )
Nice grass: for sitting.
+2 hp when sat on grass. -5 Agility for sitting.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:12,
archived )
+3 earthquake resistance.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:14,
archived )
+2 wobbly boobies.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:15,
archived )
I'm not entirely sure that's a legitimate stat.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:20,
archived )
It's super effective!
spotify:track:6KBI1lppDD7ogKFYMezB5A (Shifter by Timo Maas featuring MC Chikaboo)
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:21,
archived )
Funk drum and bass.
Like
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:26,
archived )
What's that in her crotch?
*not the first time I've asked that*
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:12,
archived )
Crispmonster.
Only appears in crisp packets next to crispy crotches.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:13,
archived )
crotch jawa
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:14,
archived )
OOTEENIE
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:22,
archived )
XLR socket
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:27,
archived )
she is clearlly dismayed
that her hatred of bananas has lost her many a cock over the years
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:17,
archived )
It's all because her dad had a secret love affair with a banana.
And so did her mum. And it was the same banana.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:24,
archived )
damn those sex-mad bananas!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:25,
archived )
They just love to be inside you
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:26,
archived )
not inside me they don't!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:28,
archived )
I know that background
Castle Park, Bristol, no?
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Weetobix ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:12,
archived )
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:43,
archived )
JAZZSPASTICS
spotify:track:0c7hBqyPoSHbtnNx94y4dk (Boss Drum (The Beatmasters Radio Mix) by The Shamen)
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:46,
archived )
Work it #2...
...God he's good!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:55,
archived )
thankye jesus
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:59,
archived )
ME!
Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:49,
archived )
LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:52,
archived )
EXCLUSIVE VIDEOS ON MY FACEBOOK FANPAGE
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:55,
archived )
You should start a new thread and supply the links.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:00,
archived )
You want /talk -->
;)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:53,
archived )
don't want/talk
want/bigboobies
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:55,
archived )
I heard the internet has that
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:56,
archived )
Damn internet...hogging all the boobies.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:58,
archived )
ProperLOLs :D
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Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:55,
archived )
it could happen
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:57,
archived )
YES yes YES yes!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:12,
archived )
I used to do this sort of thing a lot
I do like wrestlers with handbags. I think they should carry them.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:42,
archived )
Ohhhh get you!
Did you do anything to the expression on the one in gold?
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:44,
archived )
Nope, just handbags
some minor shadows and level tweaking
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:46,
archived )
Ha. Still v good.
You're not REALLY a cunt, are ya?
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:48,
archived )
I'm reclaiming the word
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:51,
archived )
Heh heh...very useful.
(oops...didn't see you there)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:45,
archived )
No worries
at least yours is a compo entry...I was looking at ways to make this fit, but couldn't think of a suitable internet handbag reference :/
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:47,
archived )
They should see a stylist about color co-ordination...
...gold mask with a brown bag...eww!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:51,
archived )
it has gold buttons
it's quite a tasteful combination, I thought The other guy has a sort of Captain America thing going on, so red, white and blue is kind of appropriate
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:54,
archived )
Not in March! That's more of a July ensemble.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:02,
archived )
COOOEEEEEEEEEEEY
very nice
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:46,
archived )
It's MY coat! I saw it first!
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:00,
archived )
jesus fuck
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:28,
archived )
:D
that's as mad as a march hare: also, i like your username.
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:35,
archived )
foreskin
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:38,
archived )
Your elephants skin has melted onto a giants hand.
What do you do?
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:04,
archived )
The full set of Smash Monkeys fish!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:00,
archived )
Awesome!
Just like the opening of Finding Nemo.
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Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:04,
archived )
That hairy clam looks familiar.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:05,
archived )
Now I sea what's happening !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:08,
archived )
COCKMONKEY
SMASHWEASLE love it EDIT: i also made a feesh www.youtube.com/watch?v=de3CPb14XNY
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:19,
archived )
haha
it's what the coast of japan looks like in ten years. maybe. edit: apart from the north sea turdfish
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:38,
archived )
The turd fish has to be my favorite!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:16,
archived )
it's like my very own internet aquarium!
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:21,
archived )
That's not nice, don't call us that.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:28,
archived )
heheheh
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:29,
archived )
I am so glad you like it
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:13,
archived )
Waiting at the crosswalk . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:11,
archived )
is that Jamnog's head?
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arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:13,
archived )
Steady on now . . . and face in the mirror . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:16,
archived )
exaclty my first thought
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:20,
archived )
Worth the wait.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:19,
archived )
It could take like for evaaaaaaaaaaaar !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:22,
archived )
Give her a few years...
...looks like jailbait anyway.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:26,
archived )
Them pesky cat eyes in the road.
superb as usual Mr.Valin
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FIEND ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:32,
archived )
Always vigilant . . . good looking out fiend !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:36,
archived )
KITTY VIEW
spotify:track:1Pg2yx1drvE8uJhMCnIpGN (Calendar Girl - 2001 Remastered by Neil Sedaka)
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:56,
archived )
Rock Around The Yearling All Day
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:05,
archived )
Ska beat remins Smee of
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:17,
archived )
"I'm Googling Japan right now."
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:33,
archived )
You did it !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:38,
archived )
I iz in da nuke compewtahz, melting stuff...Ha ha !!!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:44,
archived )
It's Mel Ted !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:49,
archived )
better than Mel B
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:51,
archived )
She got big boobs though.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:09,
archived )
worse than father ted
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:51,
archived )
Bono is always all of teh radiation monitoring
btw Atomic when are you changing username to meltdown or chinasyndrome?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:42,
archived )
ahaha
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FIEND ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:45,
archived )
NEVER!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:46,
archived )
oh fuck
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:48,
archived )
speeeeeeeeeeeed
click for slower
(
Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:34,
archived )
BASE
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:36,
archived )
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:54,
archived )
Dont forget the CDC special...
(
Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:04,
archived )
giggaddy giggaddy giggaddy
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:49,
archived )
don't cross the breams
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:46,
archived )
angry fish is angry?
(
polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:48,
archived )
many feesh pass this way, still wata runs deep
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:49,
archived )
nice muzak!
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:50,
archived )
ooh la la, glad you like, no idea why no other cunt posts URI links
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:51,
archived )
cunts are terrible posters
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:54,
archived )
OI! i'm a cunt ... oh.
carry on.
(
polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:56,
archived )
bah
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:42,
archived )
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:56,
archived )
KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:53,
archived )
Spotthedog doesnae work for me :(
Although there is this: spotify:track:2DvxKt6yeOWNjYLyGtvfrX (Naff Off by KMFDM)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:59,
archived )
This does contain radiation.
I'm so glad I built the booth.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:08,
archived )
Gobbler
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:53,
archived )
(random bonus image)
two wrongs
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:13,
archived )
Thomebody'th gonna be thore !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:17,
archived )
PREPARE TO MEET KALI, IN VALHALLA
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:54,
archived )
He's been at it for months
(
1UP! Socially Distant ,
Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:10,
archived )
Invoke rule 34
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jibberish ,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 14:14,
archived )
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