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# bindun?
meme collision

(shamen Geekius Maximus, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Straight Edge polar bear?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# admittedly a poor effort
but only took 10 mins
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:32, archived)
# ah, now i get it.
Freak of the dance + Polar bear = this^
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:36, archived)
#
yeah don't you get it?

me neither
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:33, archived)
#
Cameltoe bear in vote rigging shocker?
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Sat 7 May 2011, 17:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
hadn't noticed that
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:53, archived)
#
Sadly, over many years I have been conditioned to check out legs, groin and breast areas of anything vaguely humanoid I should see. Now I can't unsee that bears 'beetle bonnet'!
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Sat 7 May 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Smug Bastard
Yeah, sorry its shite, but i saw the guys face and well... facerape would not be enough



Deris: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13318667
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:21, archived)
# TJ: how would i sort the colours out?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Is there a 'hue' function in what you're using?
Slightly 'sharpening' the face might help.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 May 2011, 17:26, archived)
# i played with the hue function and his head went from magenta to green ;)
i had a play and managed this:

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Better, doesn't look like a mask now.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 May 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Yay... great stuff.....100% better....
Now just try using a soft edged eraser on the bottom bit of his neck to take away the hard edge....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:15, archived)
# SHIT,, Picky, picky, picky!!
j/k *wink*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Hahaha.... ;-)
You don't know by any chance how to select SOFT edged eraser in gimp do you? I use photoshop and don;t no where the option is in gimp
www.b3ta.com/board/10414497
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:37, archived)
# when you click eraser
there are various options in the panel underneath. will ahve a play!
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Apparently this may help if you didn't see it further up the board.....
www.b3ta.com/board/10414539
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 19:09, archived)
# i dont use teh gimp either
I am using Paint Shop Pro 8
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:59, archived)
# much better!
Another tip is to try to select an image that's a similar resolution to the one you're pasting into, then it won't look so blurry.
Or use the 'sharpen' tool, but that can only go so far.

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:23, archived)
# awww shucks, thanks guys
when you say "soft edged eraser" do you mean the blur tool?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:26, archived)
# No.. blur is not usually any good at blending because it just blurs the edge... which is then as obvious as a seam...
What is meant by a soft edge earser is, click on the easer tool, and then select a soft edged brush, I don;t know how to do this in gimp, but it might be right click the properties of the brush and select of there maybe options in the toolbar once you have selected eraser...

Any gimp users here know how to do it?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:34, archived)
# you said 'seam' like it's a bad thing :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 May 2011, 19:39, archived)
# hahaha
superb
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:01, archived)
# This is ace.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Maybe increase saturation in the head / decrease in the bg? Greyscale it all as a last resort.
Head's too small also.

But then I'm pretty shit at these things so don't listen to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 7 May 2011, 17:30, archived)
# duplicate the base image and turn it into a colour layer over the top
delete/clone to sort out bad bits. Colour balance also works, but need a lot more practise.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Thanks for the advice guys, as you can see i am no expert
but i like to have a play: with these


(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:37, archived)
# What program are you using?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:49, archived)
# teh GIMP
n00b version ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:53, archived)
# I don't know where any of the tools are in gimp or what are available, I use photoshop
But they should be similar,

In photoshop. if you click on image in the tool bar, you'll gat a drop down box, select adjustments and in there you will have tools called, colour balance, hue and saturation, selective colour and channel mixer, the all do pretty much the same job of changing the hue and colour of layers but in slightly different ways, click on these options and just have a play about with them, the more you play the easier it becomes.

Also try blending you object in with a soft edged eraser, this can quite offten take away a hard edge.

Also adjusting the contrast and brightness of the added layer so it matches the base layer also helps...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:09, archived)
# thanks mate
yeah, gimp has hue/saturation/colour. just seemed to make his face go different colours though!
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Don;t know if it's the same in gimp,
But in photoshop when you click on hue and saturation,
When the box appears, appart fron the sliders for hue and satuation, there is an edit box at the top where you can choose which colour you want to edit, like master meaning all the colours, or just the reds or greens or blues ect.... it is really useful to be able to edit individual colours....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:21, archived)
# yes! it has these...
will play some more!
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:30, archived)
# The champagne splashing is well done...ditto the colour change of the car....

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:27, archived)
# oh man
that would be ace to see
good stuff that man
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:04, archived)
# the expression is perfect
just needs a tweak with the size and the hue, and a little neck trim... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:45, archived)
# <i>just</i>?
lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Ignorant?
Photobucket"
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Sat 7 May 2011, 17:17, archived)
# 4chan >
clearly Pedobear
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 May 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Some kind of paradox?
Expected bad guy inside unexpected good guy?
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Sat 7 May 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Fun fact of the day.
The guy in the bear costume is Ron Howards brother.
(PintOfGuinness, Sat 7 May 2011, 19:44, archived)
# it's clearly not
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:30, archived)
# look its wired?
(ityal, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Too much hair for Harry Magic!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:57, archived)
# CAPTAIN, HE IS AGAIN TOUCHING ALL TIME MY ASS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Hahaha
gets me every time
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 May 2011, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Leesten to the cheeldren of the niiight
Do you think they were born here?

(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 7 May 2011, 16:15, archived)
# His Silverkrin bill must be through the roof


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Jeanette Winterson?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:22, archived)
# you lemon
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Badum-tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Anne Robinson?
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# That's much more sensible than his real hair....
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1025610/A-step-step-guide-gravity-defying-Donald-Trump-combover.html
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Please...
if you're going to link to the Fail, at least use istyosty.
Thus: istyosty.com/tmp/cache/8b803d66f0234946179689c7326d77b86122d4a5.html
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:41, archived)
# I did feel ashamed at looking at the mail website.....
But in my defence I did find the article by accident..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Thats what they all say.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 May 2011, 17:17, archived)
# just like how you found all that animal porn?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:55, archived)
# it should be coded into b3ta...
i will bum cr3 until its done ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Spooky 'do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:50, archived)
# * Has a look through todays posts
* FWAPS again
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Yay.... this was perect.... but now the timing's go all funny.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Yup, me too
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 May 2011, 17:19, archived)
# love this but yeah, timing is odd
where does it go?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Dunno really, maybe the order and timing of the page loading.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 May 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Just hit
f5
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:37, archived)
# It took me ages and about 41,204,709,572 attempts to get it to work!
* I gave up in the end...

F5 is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:44, archived)
# yay! the timing works again now...
that's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Strange that it was perfectly timed.....
But even in it's own window it's gone all pear shaped....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Have this one then....
This one works...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:00, archived)
# BigTrack
F*cking yay!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 7 May 2011, 19:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:09, archived)
# cool
(ityal, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Batteries never die.....
I'v got a bag containing about 50 half dead ones.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] nwot:

'tis but a silly idea, badly implemented
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:56, archived)
# looks a bit like Avon
off Blake's 7...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:15, archived)
# you know what?
i can see that too. strange...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:25, archived)
# not just me then!
now he's knocking on a bit, the resemblance is even stronger:

holysoap.channel5.com/emmerdale/news/avon-calling-1175
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:32, archived)
# blimey yes.
also emmerdale? ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:39, archived)
# I know!
how the mighty have fallen etc...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] wheely evil
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 7 May 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Lockjaw


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:06, archived)
# haahahah
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] pffft
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 7 May 2011, 16:39, archived)
# This amused me
Unfortunately I heard it as League of Gentlemen "hello Dave, your my wife now dave" :P
(Flaming Badger likes mushrooms, not so much snakes..., Sun 8 May 2011, 1:30, archived)
# Hahaha...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Come and play with us, Zoomer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:44, archived)
# hello little
old lady... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:16, archived)
# EeeK it's a dragon!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 May 2011, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] She never sleeps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 7 May 2011, 15:51, archived)
# did Timmy fall into the well again?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:02, archived)
# If you watch it for long enough you start to turn your head like the cat


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Most mesmerizing......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:31, archived)
# As long as she doesn't crawl out of your telly, next Saturday..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Saturday would be the worst day for it to happen...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:47, archived)
# that is one
freaky kitty... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:18, archived)
# \o/
*evil cute*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 May 2011, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 7 May 2011, 15:48, archived)
# When the Communion wine just won't cut it..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 7 May 2011, 15:52, archived)
#
mit spach anpassen
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 May 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I see
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 7 May 2011, 15:59, archived)
# You can't beat wearing pants on your head while doing a bit of baking.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Use the other hand then.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 May 2011, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
Image hébergée par www.hebergeur-images.fr
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 7 May 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Hitler looks fucked off and chubby
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 7 May 2011, 15:34, archived)
# There's no need to be fucking rude mate.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 May 2011, 15:36, archived)
# fucking wannabe gangsters thinking they own the place
*beats chest*

THIS IS MY 'HOOD, BITCH.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 7 May 2011, 15:37, archived)
# I'm just saying.
Hitler's got feelings too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 May 2011, 15:40, archived)
# yeah
for his neice, Geli Raubel: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geli_Raubal
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:29, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 7 May 2011, 15:53, archived)
# The Rabbit of Cair Bannoch

embiggens
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sat 7 May 2011, 15:17, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 May 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 7 May 2011, 15:54, archived)
# *fetches jar of peanut butter and rubber gloves*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 May 2011, 15:57, archived)
# akshally, this needs moar replize and frontpagination
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 May 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Very nice!
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 7 May 2011, 16:30, archived)
# yay.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Likes lots
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 May 2011, 17:23, archived)
# optimus prime rib
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Pigasus
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:23, archived)
# well that looks delicious
 
you could feed a family of four for a month, that's the sort of thinking we need
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:25, archived)
# dibs on the snout
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:26, archived)
# mmmm. . . . snout.
just don't let it shit on your car...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:31, archived)
# The way those wings are attached
it would probably fly with its face pointing to the ground and its arse in the air so it would shit all over itself before anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Rargh......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Pitbull...

afternoon...i should be doing childcare but i would rather photooooooshop....
(smooow I like to run with knives, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:11, archived)
# a truly demonic beast
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# BE GOOD TO CHILDREN
DON'T DO HURTFUL THINGS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I BELIEVE THE CHILDREN ARE THE FUTURE
 
IT'S NOT GOING TO BE A GOOD FUTURE BUT THERE IT IS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:17, archived)
# You gotta play the hand you get dealt
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:19, archived)
# I work with young people, someone is dealing from the bottom of the fucking deck
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Give them a spade or a club
they'll work it out from there
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:29, archived)
# *calls social services*
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:22, archived)
# here is a tip, it is easier if you select source images with similar angles and lighting
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 May 2011, 15:01, archived)
# you need to do a whole series of these -- like 100 or so
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 May 2011, 15:51, archived)
# and number them
and post them in rapid succession.
As fast as b3ta will allow!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 7 May 2011, 15:53, archived)
# YES!
Turn your webserver into a flipbook!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 May 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Done!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:38, archived)
# A dog has a terrible mouth for eating grass
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:40, archived)
# It's the new police tracking beast
They track the suspect and carry the copper at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:51, archived)
# It's going to take at least 3 or 4 generations before we can even start to even out the temperament of these fine beasts
domestication is never a frendly process.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:53, archived)
# I concur
although you don't want to completely eliminate all traces of aggression, those pesky suspects need a good mauling every now and then to teach them not to run.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:57, archived)
# What a wonderful thing, to fall asleep under the glower of a beast
and wake up under the gaze of an animal

That's how aids got spread btw
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# through animal raping
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:09, archived)
# it's not rape if you've paid for it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:11, archived)
# or if you shout "surprise" beforehand
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:13, archived)
# no I'm pretty sure that's still rape, although you could probably argue it down to unlawful sexual connection if you have a good lawyer maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Like this dude?
Once a priest, Gerald Pointer, was so in love with his horse, that he decided to make sex with this beast. He let the horse penetrate into him in his holy hole and died from bleeding out.



Priester nötigte Pferd zum Analverkehr. Dabei riss sein Dickdarm und er starb - Der Würdenträger Gerald Pointer (48) "ließ sich in einem Stall bei Seattle (USA) von einem Hengst besteigen" (Bild, 24.10.2005). Dabei drang das Pferd offenbar zu tief ein, und der Dickdarm des katholischen Priesters riss, woran er starb. Die Tragödie wurde von einem Freund des Priesters gefilmt. Geschlechtsverkehr mit Tieren ist im US-Bundesstaat Washington zwar nicht verboten, es kommt jedoch in den meisten Fällen einer Vergewaltigung des Tieres gleich, da das Mitgeschöpf des Menschen nicht von sich aus in dieser Richtung tätig wird (vgl. oben: Oralverkehr eines evangelischen Pfarrers mit seinem Hund).

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Similar but they were both pretty nuanced situations
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:26, archived)
# just so we're clear I was making a satirical inditement of capitalism I do not support bestiality in any way but it is still pretty funny that guy died
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:26, archived)
# yes I like the fact that he died while he was doing THAT ...
... nothing less he deserved.
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Don't talk about Mr Hands like that
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Interesting


The Enumclaw horse sex case was a 2005 incident in which Kenneth Pinyan (June 22, 1960 – July 2, 2005), an American Boeing engineer residing in Gig Harbor,[1] died from receiving anal sex with a stallion at a farm in an unincorporated area in King County, Washington, near the city of Enumclaw. He had videotaped previous sex acts with the horses and distributed them informally under the name Mr. Hands.

During a July 2005 sex act, videotaped by a friend, he suffered a perforated colon and later died of his injuries. The story was reported in The Seattle Times and was one of that paper's most read stories of 2005.[2] It was informally referred to as the "Enumclaw horse sex case".[3]

Pinyan's death rapidly prompted the passing of a bill in Washington prohibiting both sex with animals and the videotaping of the same. Under current Washington law, bestiality is now a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison.[4]

A documentary of the life and death of Pinyan, and the life led by those who came to the farm near Enumclaw, debuted at the Sundance Film Festival 2007 under the title Zoo. It was one of 16 winners out of 856 candidates for the festival,[5] and played at numerous regional festivals in the United States thereafter.[6] Following Sundance, it was also selected as one of the top five American films to be presented at the prestigious Directors Fortnight sidebar at the 2007 Cannes Film Festival.[7][8]
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:38, archived)
# yeah i just linked to that article
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:39, archived)
# I guess when the thrill goes out of diddling little boys you just need a horse cock in your arse
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# "Analverkehr"
Gotta love the Germans...not anally would be best.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:35, archived)
# hoddamn! we're gonna need to plant more grass
woo(f)!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:40, archived)
# DON'T YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1yLJtJ_5mU
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1yLJtJ_5mU
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1yLJtJ_5mU

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:41, archived)
# NO I WAS NOT PREVIOUSLY AWARE OF PUMP IT UP BUT NOW I CONSIDER MYSELF APPROPRIATELY SCHOOLED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:51, archived)
# why is nobody thumping the floor yet
people should be thumping the floor with their fist right now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# LIKE A BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Do you know what is great?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# crack cocaine, but that's not important right now
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Ok, cheers for the tip off
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:56, archived)
# i raged
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# WAILAAPOYDH?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:41, archived)
# new fonts lulz


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:21, archived)
# why isn't it raining in this picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:29, archived)
# It all evaporated during the Zappo-Whizzbang Pew-pew wars.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:39, archived)
# You just need some CSI:image enhancement to see the truth
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:47, archived)
# why is it always draining in your pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:32, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:40, archived)
# ignore P69, I think it's grate!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:40, archived)
# oh dear.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Really nice....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:38, archived)
# No 'nana is safe...
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:11, archived)
# chimp cat agrees

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 7 May 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Sincere chimp cat is sincere.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:14, archived)
# these are great
i love these animal mashups, they are so well done. If only i could shop a 10th as good as this...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:14, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Rapitinui you seem to have been away from the internet for a while
I want you to see what has happened while you were gone:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwT_2QQU64

THIS IS YOUR FAULT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:28, archived)
# okay I could not watch more than twenty seconds of that because I am not a paedo
fortunately I had this cranking in another tab
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxFYGe4bMac
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:33, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WWloVLRt24&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:35, archived)
# when will i learn not to click on links posted by you...?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:41, archived)
# JACK IT LIKE A BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:48, archived)
# DO YOU SEE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:35, archived)
# My god
why did I click that
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 7 May 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Continue to watch
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:39, archived)
# police are tracking your IP address you will be caught
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# It's cool I am the police
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:55, archived)
# you're not a police man you are a stripper with a gun
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:58, archived)
# it's the same license
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:03, archived)
# do I look guilty to you cause I ain't done nothing bro
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Aids got started when one of these fucked a dog
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:19, archived)
# in these trying times it is more important than ever to be safe
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:31, archived)
# SAFETY IS THE IDEAL THAT WE CHASE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:33, archived)
# END TIMES, MY FIREND
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:48, archived)
# COME AT ME BITCHES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:50, archived)
# aim for the bum
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:55, archived)
# THIS IS LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# LA VIE EN ROSE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:10, archived)
# He looks lost in thought....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:40, archived)

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