haha the bit with eyes always scared me as a childstrangely enough I was allowed to watch this but not Psycho even though that was much tamer.
topus notchus *click*
(topus notchus *click*
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 8 May 2011, 14:19,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Unexpected Bad Guy"){kind=small}
Osama's sister, Marple bint Laden. . . vows to slaughter amateur sleuths, worldwide--
a vengeance stemming from a long-standing legal feud
with Jessica Fletcher over copyright issues related
to Marple's 1982 screen play, "Jihad, She Scrawled."
(a vengeance stemming from a long-standing legal feud
with Jessica Fletcher over copyright issues related
to Marple's 1982 screen play, "Jihad, She Scrawled."
LS18,
Sun 8 May 2011, 13:48,
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Yay Bomb them back to the Stoneage!where they can alter the future timeline and destroy America!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 8 May 2011, 13:37,
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HahahaReminds me of this from 'Terror's march backwards'
"16th: Speculation about US retaliation grows. Expert opinion is divided over whether the 'medievalist' regime of Afghanistan should be bombed back to the Stone Age or forward into the twenty-first century. The prevailing Hawk argument runs: 'There's a big stone at the back of the Stone Age and we'll bomb them so hard back into that, they'll bounce all the way forward to 2002.' "
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2002/mar/17/september11.terrorism (Armando Iannucci and Chris Morris)
("16th: Speculation about US retaliation grows. Expert opinion is divided over whether the 'medievalist' regime of Afghanistan should be bombed back to the Stone Age or forward into the twenty-first century. The prevailing Hawk argument runs: 'There's a big stone at the back of the Stone Age and we'll bomb them so hard back into that, they'll bounce all the way forward to 2002.' "
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2002/mar/17/september11.terrorism (Armando Iannucci and Chris Morris)
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 8 May 2011, 13:43,
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hahahahafantastic summarisation of teh facts dude...
much slicker than my version
(much slicker than my version
Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sun 8 May 2011, 15:11,
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Class.This is most excellent! :)
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 8 May 2011, 15:37,
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That's no Lens Flare it's a Space Station!;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 8 May 2011, 13:34,
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by 'business' I assume you mean chasing laser pointers and fetching catnip-filled mouse toys from under the sofa?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 8 May 2011, 13:09,
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I can think of nothing more evil....with the possible exception of destroying the last loo roll at 3am on New Years Day
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 8 May 2011, 13:43,
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ThanksWish I still had time to make new stuff. Yours are always great.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 8 May 2011, 13:40,
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Tominator!Ho ho. Click.
(
Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas,
Mon 9 May 2011, 16:56,
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It's a good job her head grows back :D
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 8 May 2011, 13:39,
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She appears to be suffering an eternal punishment similar to that of Prometheus.But with her head getting eaten instead of her liver.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 8 May 2011, 13:48,
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that is how b'harnii works PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 8 May 2011, 13:53,
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fuck off i got work to do/tpb
excellent pic, nice RPS mate.
(excellent pic, nice RPS mate.
Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sun 8 May 2011, 12:39,
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Pretty Silly Picture Sunday
go on, you know you want to. do it, or This Corgi will lick your face
Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sun 8 May 2011, 12:15,
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txafter yesterdays advice, i played around with brushes and shit in the gimp. found the smudge tool too...
( Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sun 8 May 2011, 12:38,
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why would you shit in a gimp PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 8 May 2011, 12:45,
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Location map for the Delta Quadrant's plasma mines.
(
Captain Howdy,
Sun 8 May 2011, 12:34,
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oh my!This is a cheap 'J Peasemould Gruntfuttock' knock off. I will not stand for this.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 8 May 2011, 12:35,
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are you saying i'm knocking-off gruntfuttock?*buys more vaseline*
( Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sun 8 May 2011, 12:40,
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You chopped off your own feet or did the evil Santa do it before you beheaded him?
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 8 May 2011, 14:34,
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I suddenlyrealised the irony of spending days on a christmas picture saying how much I didn't like christmas, so didn't finish it!
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 8 May 2011, 15:00,
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I do enjoy a goodlove sundae.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 8 May 2011, 14:41,
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Rapid-fire bespectacled carnivorously-toothed yawning rabbits ftw!
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 8 May 2011, 11:34,
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Also,,,, Happy Birthday to Sir David Attenborough and Sid James...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 8 May 2011, 9:44,
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OK one final one from me for now....Unfortunately, because Enrique stole Josie's underwear this morning, I was left with Josie in her Birthday suit...
So I knocked this one out for youall some of you... NSFW
(So I knocked this one out for you
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 8 May 2011, 10:03,
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Needs less tit blocking.ning
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 8 May 2011, 10:21,
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^ This (sorry)and that ¬
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 8 May 2011, 11:36,
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Is that one of them zen koans? Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 8 May 2011, 11:26,
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*deep sigh*We like to keep b3ta free from any images which are, or could be mistaken as pornographic. Lots of employers take a dim view of people using their work computer to look at porn and in some places it can get you sacked on the spot.
We don't want to censor people, or make a moral judgement about what they should be looking at, we would simply ask that any pictures which could be mistaken for porn are linked with an appropriate warning for those viewing at work.
Please don't be offended if your picture is linked by a moderator for being NSFW, it may well be very tame but we tend to err on the side of caution in these circumstances. It's nothing personal.
A suggestive picture of a lady in her underwear is probably NSFW even though there is no nudity, but a badly drawn picture of a spunking cock isn't NSFW (unless there is a fetish site for badly drawn, spunking cocks that nobody told us about).
(We don't want to censor people, or make a moral judgement about what they should be looking at, we would simply ask that any pictures which could be mistaken for porn are linked with an appropriate warning for those viewing at work.
Please don't be offended if your picture is linked by a moderator for being NSFW, it may well be very tame but we tend to err on the side of caution in these circumstances. It's nothing personal.
A suggestive picture of a lady in her underwear is probably NSFW even though there is no nudity, but a badly drawn picture of a spunking cock isn't NSFW (unless there is a fetish site for badly drawn, spunking cocks that nobody told us about).
Richard Shitheels,
Sun 8 May 2011, 12:49,
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Aw, you've stolen his thunder.(and completely destroyed the 'making a gif' wank excuse for everyone else)
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 8 May 2011, 11:48,
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have a wank to this(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 8 May 2011, 12:36,
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I still say that there is a certain charm about her PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 8 May 2011, 13:11,
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did Katy Perry ever marry this chap?(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 8 May 2011, 13:27,
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hahahahawhere did you get those pics of me from? please remove them from teh internet stat!
( Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sun 8 May 2011, 12:41,
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Is this not clearly NSFW?*hides*
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 8 May 2011, 14:43,
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Apparently abandoned pram, Tintagel, 2009
(couldn't find sight nor sound of mum, dad or kid anywhere. And nothing done to the pic but a small amount of brightness/contrast alteration)
*EDIT* and now I feel a bit bad about posting it in a new thread, rather than in the thread below. Damn these sudden bursts of enthusiasm!
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 8 May 2011, 9:35,
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The silent witness to a great tragedy
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 8 May 2011, 10:14,
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That's pretty much the worst-case-scenario that was going through my mind when I took the pic.And it's a mystery I never solved, as the wind snapped at my trousers and the questions squirmed through my mind.
Cos my mate finished up his grail-nonsense in the former guts of the castle and it became time to fuck off to the pub.
(Cos my mate finished up his grail-nonsense in the former guts of the castle and it became time to fuck off to the pub.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 8 May 2011, 10:41,
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it was probably abandoned while they went for a walkwhere it would've been too much of a hassle to drag the buggy. just left it and picked it up on the way back.
we used to do it all the time
(we used to do it all the time
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 8 May 2011, 12:18,
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On that outcrop to the left of the picture, a little off the picture,I went out and sat on the rocks, looking at the sea and thought to myself "This would be a nice place to sit and play guitar".
I then stood up to walk off and, as I put my hand down to help myself up, placed it on a plectrum.
That is my story, there is little to add to it.
(I then stood up to walk off and, as I put my hand down to help myself up, placed it on a plectrum.
That is my story, there is little to add to it.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 8 May 2011, 10:23,
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I hope you played some air guitar with it mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 8 May 2011, 10:32,
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That's a fiendishly windy spot.It'd be a struggle to hold on to a baby there, let alone a plectrum.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 8 May 2011, 10:32,
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That is lovelyThe overcontrast gives a very surreal feeling to the shot, almost like a painting. The red of the pram is such a great contrast to the earthtones of the landscape and the vivid blue of the sea.
Very nice.
(Very nice.
Coubs Salty toothpaste,
Sun 8 May 2011, 10:21,
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Yet the hard lines of the shadows cast a harsh contrast on this idyllic scene, making the observer aware of the fact that in this world, nothing is ever absolutely perfect mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 8 May 2011, 10:34,
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I imagine Lloyd Grossmans voice reading thisThanks, I hate the voice
( simbosan is too tired,
Sun 8 May 2011, 10:48,
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There, there.This'll soothe you.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=towd9vZWDJg
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=towd9vZWDJg
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 8 May 2011, 10:51,
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Haha, forgot about that oneMuch obliged, I feel purged
( simbosan is too tired,
Sun 8 May 2011, 11:03,
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thanks for pointing that outsomehow, I actually looked past the shadows but now you've said it, all I can see are the shadows. Photoshoppery is in order.
( Coubs Salty toothpaste,
Sun 8 May 2011, 10:49,
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Whoa, hang on a sec!Now you want me to 'shop the fucker? I was sitting here happy that people liked it the way it was!
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 8 May 2011, 10:54,
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I'm kidding,I don't believe in doing things to actual photos that you couldn't do in an actual darkroom. Shadows are shadows and there isn't to much you can do. It looks real and beautiful but its a little distracting now I've been told to stare at them.
( Coubs Salty toothpaste,
Sun 8 May 2011, 10:56,
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is the corgi like one of those american pickups with a hot tub in the back?
( Coubs Salty toothpaste,
Sun 8 May 2011, 11:04,
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Silly mediocre.*wipes all kinds of laughter-induced substances out of eyes, screen and keyboard*
You forgot to compo this winning image.
(You forgot to compo this winning image.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 8 May 2011, 11:05,
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that ballerina is squirting menstrual blood in the queens eyesuperb
( Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sun 8 May 2011, 12:19,
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Thanks for looking and making a considered response.I now wish I had loads of equally-good photos to spill out on flickr, but no. That's the best photo I've ever taken, by a country mile.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 8 May 2011, 10:48,
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All it takes is one awesome photothis is the awesomeness of digital, you can take a hundred and only get one good shot but because there are no expensive processing fees, it all seems worth it. I barely even pick up my me super or k1000 anymore becuse it costs so much for the paper and to hire the university darkroom. When I can afford all the bits though, I'm fitting out my study with my own darkroom.
Incase you are interested though, theis is my Flickr, which I haven't updated in ages. I don't think I've even shown it to anyone before.
www.flickr.com/photos/jlmeehan/
edit: now I remember 1. why I hated the kit lens and 2. why I should've been shooting raw.
(Incase you are interested though, theis is my Flickr, which I haven't updated in ages. I don't think I've even shown it to anyone before.
www.flickr.com/photos/jlmeehan/
edit: now I remember 1. why I hated the kit lens and 2. why I should've been shooting raw.
Coubs Salty toothpaste,
Sun 8 May 2011, 10:54,
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Even the first page of these is great.You've clearly got a fondness for low angles, vanishing-point perspective, and other ways in which architects wished people regarded their environments.
*clix*
(*clix*
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 8 May 2011, 11:02,
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Thankyou very muchbut these photos would have come out much better had I not been pretending that trying to shoot no-flash and no-tripod at night was a good idea.
As for the vanishing point perspective, I did photography GCSE and A level and my teacher was insistant that following lines was the only way to shoot and therefore everything I take has an all too prescribed feel.
I'm glad you like them though.
(As for the vanishing point perspective, I did photography GCSE and A level and my teacher was insistant that following lines was the only way to shoot and therefore everything I take has an all too prescribed feel.
I'm glad you like them though.
Coubs Salty toothpaste,
Sun 8 May 2011, 11:09,
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I do like them. So there. I can believe it's possible to follow the rules and still take arrestingly good pics.Now photograph some obviously foreign and dirt-poor children looking really unhappy. Then the commissions'll come rolling in.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 8 May 2011, 11:21,
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Well thenI've added some newer ones to flickr of which the ones in the 'new lens' album are by far my best work. Thanks for your feedback. :)
( Coubs Salty toothpaste,
Sun 8 May 2011, 12:00,
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I stayed at Camelot for a week, the hotel just to the right of shot.One of the requests was to bring a plant/flower with you, and then place it somewhere in the grounds before they'd give you the room keys.
Pretty mad place, with an even madder landlord - who also doubled as the resident artist. I spent most of the week telling him I didn't want to buy any pictures.
(Pretty mad place, with an even madder landlord - who also doubled as the resident artist. I spent most of the week telling him I didn't want to buy any pictures.
Captain Howdy,
Sun 8 May 2011, 12:45,
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Finally it's sunday and I can post pics from Conway last week
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 8 May 2011, 8:47,
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very good, i especially like the top one, tres creepy
(
sock more tea vicar?,
Sun 8 May 2011, 8:48,
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tywould be lying if I said it wasn't a little shopped
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 8 May 2011, 8:49,
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Does this colour pic of Corfe Castle I took in 2009 count as shopped?
(all I've done is turn it into greyscale and tweak the brightness/contrast)
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 8 May 2011, 9:14,
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Yes, indeed.Heaven for scumbags like me, who never know when to go to bed.
(Because in Dorset, it's pretty clear when it's time to go to bed).
((Because in Dorset, it's pretty clear when it's time to go to bed)
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 8 May 2011, 9:19,
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Real Photo Sunday!Yey!
EDIT: Oh... Shopped Photo Sunday..
Here is one I pulled off... (not worth it's own thread)
Happy Birthday Enrique Iglesias - but why are you wearing Josie Maran's underwear?
(EDIT: Oh... Shopped Photo Sunday..
Here is one I pulled off... (not worth it's own thread)
Happy Birthday Enrique Iglesias - but why are you wearing Josie Maran's underwear?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 8 May 2011, 8:55,
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ning WB
Also went to the natural hisory museum, wife thinks I'm sick for taking pics of dead things but everything in there is dead
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 8 May 2011, 8:58,
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nice and eery dudehere's one from a band shoot I done recently...
p.s. is yours from Conwy (or Conway) ;--)
(,
Sun 8 May 2011, 9:10,
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p.s. is yours from Conwy (or Conway) ;--)
nice, any band we would know?erm it's from the Welsh one
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 8 May 2011, 9:14,
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yep, that would be conwy then :)the band are still waiting for their big break (arf) but you may have heard them (if you live next door or something)
(,
Sun 8 May 2011, 9:22,
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Pic/photographer is clearly much better than the band's gonna turn out to be (this a woo!, btw)
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 8 May 2011, 9:46,
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As I said beforeI like this
Morning!
(Morning!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 8 May 2011, 9:13,
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Sod it, it's been more than two hours. And at least I've tweaked the pic a bit. it's been more than two hours. And at least I've tweaked the pic a bit.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 8 May 2011, 7:55,
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I find your lack of the fallen madonna with the big boobies disturbing
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 8 May 2011, 8:43,
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hahahahaha!*Am torn now between logging off and getting some sleep, or staying on and listening to the radio saying farts like "he was, in many ways, the smiling face of European golf",
while I wait for the Baggies v Wolves game to come on and set the very skies on fire once again*
(while I wait for the Baggies v Wolves game to come on and set the very skies on fire once again*
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 8 May 2011, 8:50,
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I'll get you Butlerwoo
(
the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Sun 8 May 2011, 11:19,
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This is my house, I have to defend it. 
PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Sun 8 May 2011, 5:45,
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Reminds me of this (hey, it's only short):(
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 8 May 2011, 6:03,
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hahaalmost the same thing!
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Sun 8 May 2011, 11:30,
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Not sure what Peter Tosh would've made of those tights. He'd have loved the rest of it.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 8 May 2011, 4:38,
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He'd have legalised plenty, but he'd have killed a man in fishnets who tried to get near him.Bob, meanwhile, would just've refused to pass the ball to a team-mate with nail varnish on.
Still, in the interests of spreading irration all around, here's a young Sizzla at his very fiery best, performing the staggeringly good 'No Other Like Jah'.
A perfect Sunday morning pick-me-up.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-U90_1mx00
(Still, in the interests of spreading irration all around, here's a young Sizzla at his very fiery best, performing the staggeringly good 'No Other Like Jah'.
A perfect Sunday morning pick-me-up.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-U90_1mx00
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 8 May 2011, 5:07,
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i see your sizzlaand raise you dennis b, love this version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoj6q6rNQNI
(,
Sun 8 May 2011, 15:17,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoj6q6rNQNI
:) Nice firstNot much response at this hour, but welcome anyway!
( LS18,
Sun 8 May 2011, 3:35,
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First post? Ting-a-ling! Welcome aboard. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 8 May 2011, 3:55,
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You bastard!How am I supposed to get away from that site when I constantly have to keep hitting refresh?
(
An Egg ,D,
Sun 8 May 2011, 4:25,
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arfI like the cherry-picked quote from the Conservative Party: "Vulgar".
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 8 May 2011, 4:34,
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Now do a Pakistan episode of "Cagney & Lacey'. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 8 May 2011, 2:36,
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