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NING B3TA!

Here is one I knocked out for you Star Trek fans. Happy Birthday Brenda Bakke

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 May 2011, 8:13, archived)

And Zara Phillips.

* Sorry about the size, I was knocking time both out at the same time and it got a bit big!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 May 2011, 8:18, archived)

That's what happens

when you knock two out at the same time.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sun 15 May 2011, 8:26, archived)

Even the horse is ashamed of my fail

* It's a good job it's not busy round here!

NING Rocker 44

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 May 2011, 8:28, archived)

He buries his head for your shame!

Ning Wobbly, enjoying your current line of imagery. does this style have a name?

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sun 15 May 2011, 8:33, archived)

Not really...

Most people call it 'Shite' or 'NSFW' (whatever that means)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 May 2011, 8:40, archived)

Not Shite For Wonce?

I think you need a name for it, then sell Ps filters.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sun 15 May 2011, 8:58, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 May 2011, 9:01, archived)

It's day 7 in the big brother house and Wobbly Bloke has still not recovered from being asked to link a nsfw pic...

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Richard Shitheels, Sun 15 May 2011, 13:07, archived)

ning peeps

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 15 May 2011, 7:59, archived)

Hello Damocles

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 May 2011, 8:19, archived)

morning

oh he of the wobbly bits

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 15 May 2011, 8:20, archived)

Beef Bacon as per the newsletter

Available in my local Thriftway in Portland, Oregon...

(Mousy Tongue ...Generally bemused by life..., Sun 15 May 2011, 4:09, archived)

Excellent shop

I can barely detect it.

Also, it's animal related. Compo it.

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An Egg ,D, Sun 15 May 2011, 4:18, archived)

Beef toucher.

West coast in the hizzouse

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 15 May 2011, 4:20, archived)

and goodnight

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An Egg ,D, Sun 15 May 2011, 4:42, archived)

Don't let the b3tabugs bite.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 15 May 2011, 4:46, archived)

Saw a documentary last week that depicted Portland as the bicycle capital of the US.

So now that's two things that've put it squarely on the map.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 15 May 2011, 4:28, archived)

b3ta does ads?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 15 May 2011, 5:22, archived)

yep!

bugger, this was meant to go down there v

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 15 May 2011, 6:03, archived)

Painted Hills?

I don't get it?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 May 2011, 6:00, archived)

If you lived in Korea,

I'd ask "why am I looking at your dog?"

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 May 2011, 6:43, archived)

Uncured?

*leaves well alone*
Edit: Natural beef? Is there such a thing as "unnatural" beef?

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Chumps 👀, Sun 15 May 2011, 7:08, archived)

"Tesco Value"

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 May 2011, 7:13, archived)

Ah.

Of course.

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Chumps 👀, Sun 15 May 2011, 7:23, archived)

I'm quite fond of the

"100% vegetarian diet" label.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sun 15 May 2011, 7:50, archived)

Congratz...you failed on 3 levels.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 15 May 2011, 7:27, archived)

That time already?

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4Q just lurking, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:26, archived)

haha, nice.

It's good to see that the restoration of Photoshop to your armoury hasn't led immediately to abandonment of some of the traditional MSPaint craftways.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:29, archived)

thanks, I think.

Yours down there is better, though.

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4Q just lurking, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:35, archived)

Who's competing?

Ta, though.
Got the Roky Erickson record today. Only had one listen.
Seems broadly comparable to the output of the returned, severely damaged Brian Wilson.
There's the ghost of something left, being propped up by studio pros, but some of it'll haunt, nonetheless.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:40, archived)

I have never heard (of) Roky Erickson.
Maybe I will look for some on youtube.

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4Q just lurking, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:41, archived)

'The Very Best of the 13th Floor Elevators' is your primer. Probably available very cheap, and recommended to anyone even slightly turned on by garage rock/early psychedelia.

The solo fragments are a long way down the line, and just sound like like a damaged old baby drooling about Jesus outside the context of his initial incandescence.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:46, archived)

Ah, okay.

I've heard of the 13th Floor Elevators, but not particularly familiar with them.

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4Q just lurking, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:48, archived)

Well, I won't badger you about 'em.

It's undignified "poorly-recorded tripping Texan teenagers screaming into a bucket" stuff, which sometimes forgets to wear trousers.
Which I love, but friends with more rarefied tastes really don't like at all.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:59, archived)

Well so far, I approve of:

You're Gonna Miss Me

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4Q just lurking, Sun 15 May 2011, 3:01, archived)

Here's 'Levitation'.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVePUYzC34k

And here's 'Monkey Island', one of the great masterpieces of rock 'n' roll alienation for anyone who ever didn't like putting on a tie and going to work:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyzk2byktGg&feature=related

(You'll already know their marathon mind-melt 'Slip Inside This House' from the cover on 'Screamadelica')

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 15 May 2011, 3:05, archived)

I like the sounds,

but can't really be bothered to concentrate on the words.

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4Q just lurking, Sun 15 May 2011, 3:19, archived)

The words were proto-psych nonsense written by their jug player (that's the odd gobbling noise) who was a university lecturer in Austin.

The only notable thing about the lyrics is that - as with the Elevators as a whole - it would've been brave to be experimenting with LSD in Texas in 1964/5, let alone making records about it. With a teenage audience.
The singer (Roky Erickson) got busted for possession of two spliffs, and was given the choice of prison or mental hospital.
Whoops.
Several decades of loony bin and god knows how many experimental 'treatments' later, he got shat back out into the world, a husk.
Quite a tale, presumably easy to find somewhere on the web.
Sorry, I appear to have got a bit evangelical. Odd, cos I can rarely summon up the enthusiasm to walk out of the front door.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 15 May 2011, 3:33, archived)

I had no idea.

I knew they were considered quite highly but had never got around to listening to any of their stuff.
Singing about LSD in 60s Texas - brave indeed.

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4Q just lurking, Sun 15 May 2011, 3:36, archived)

Makes the Butthole Surfers seem pretty anaemic, eh?

(as a result of all this, I've just pre-ordered a soon-coming box set of all the Elevators' LPs for £13.70-odd. Great, I try to recommend a band to someone, and end up spending money myself!
I think this has happened before, me encouraging people to see Monty Python's Holy Grail and then buying it on DVD)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 15 May 2011, 3:46, archived)

Huge tracts of land...

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4Q just lurking, Sun 15 May 2011, 3:51, archived)

There's some lovely filth down 'ere, Dennis!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 15 May 2011, 3:55, archived)

i never quite got the "fresh" meme

even after doing one i'm not convinced

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:36, archived)

But this is brilliant.

And fresh.

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4Q just lurking, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:40, archived)

You've got it completely.

And I laughed.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:41, archived)

I DON'T GET IT THOUGH

i just copied you guys and pondered, as i have been since i first saw it about a year ago.

it doesn't bother me though, i just don't get it, that's all niggaz

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:42, archived)

I didn't get the first-ever one, either. Didn't feel the need to.

But the day shift went Bel-Air potty for a while, and it took on its own life.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:49, archived)

As it seams to have done here

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An Egg ,D, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:58, archived)

I don't get it at all.

But it entertains me.

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4Q just lurking, Sun 15 May 2011, 3:02, archived)

^this

(although I think it stems from the least funny sitcom ever made, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 15 May 2011, 3:11, archived)

I think that's partly why it's funny

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 May 2011, 3:33, archived)

hmmmm...

probably partly true.

(original pic by Mark P0rter)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 15 May 2011, 3:40, archived)

Awesome air, dude!

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4Q just lurking, Sun 15 May 2011, 3:46, archived)

i claim

you are the one who vitalized this meme so all credits go to you good sir

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 15 May 2011, 3:52, archived)

If anyone can put out a few of these on the day shift,

we can probably identify the originator.
Cheers, though. I consider myself a public servant.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 15 May 2011, 4:03, archived)

I think it may have been Golden Fanjita

who as far as I know is long-gone

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 May 2011, 5:36, archived)

but 4eva in are hartz

(I've got an idea as to why 'Bel-Air' works, but communicating it'd involve words. Not many, but a fair few for a picture board)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 15 May 2011, 5:44, archived)

If your head comes away from your neck, it's over!

(mickloaf We are already dead. We are Robot Jox!, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:30, archived)

I hear that

www.b3ta.com/board/10421359

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LS18, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:34, archived)

nice lurkage mr. hakkinen

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:37, archived)

Bulgaria made up for it

by giving us 12 points in the Eurovision by way of an apology. All is forgiven.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:37, archived)

pffft

(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 15 May 2011, 9:35, archived)

THIS IS A STAFF ANNOUNCEMENT

Would the in store janitor go to aisle 16 for a clean up. Repeat clean up on aisle 16.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:39, archived)

;)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:27, archived)

FRESH

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4Q just lurking, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:34, archived)

Today is a good day

/ducks

edited

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An Egg ,D, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:57, archived)

haha,

that's funny AND clever. 10/10

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4Q just lurking, Sun 15 May 2011, 3:01, archived)

well played.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 15 May 2011, 3:02, archived)

TY both

I put in the pic before I saw any comments

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An Egg ,D, Sun 15 May 2011, 3:09, archived)

rofl!

first bel air that made me laugh out loud (real lol this time not the shit everyone writes but doesnt mean)

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 15 May 2011, 3:53, archived)

The quick reaction ones within a thread work best, I reckon

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 15 May 2011, 4:25, archived)

Well dur. Just watched the news,

and this suddenly made sense. You sick monkey...

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4Q just lurking, Sun 15 May 2011, 5:17, archived)

They never expect Seal Team Six

True animal power

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An Egg ,D, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:08, archived)

here's an old pea

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:10, archived)

Roar-y Sealhead

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An Egg ,D, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:14, archived)

i'll throw this here, it's a little tune i did on a rubbish guitar and mic, kind of off the cuff

www.box.net/files#/files/0/f/44879450/1/f_740111190

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:29, archived)

account needed for acess

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LS18, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:47, archived)

dats PHUKIN GAI

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:54, archived)

your doing it wrong :(

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:54, archived)

YOUR ALL PHUKIN FAGGOTS

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:09, archived)

i dont wanna hear it

i am still recovering from the whole mofaha thing earlier

edit: that fucker is going down!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:11, archived)

but you are mofaha

and imchocked

i really don't have a clue how that whole thing started, and i'm not sure what it was either.

EDIT: there hasn' been a real fallout has there? PLEASE GOD NO!!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:13, archived)

ahh ha haaaaa!! no. mofaha was playfully making demands

i playfully changed my name to 'mofaha.', and posted a posted a piece that I made, but looked very much like a mofaha original.

b3ta.com/board/10421224

...then about 3 other users temporarily changed their name to some variation of mofaha and joined the thread -- hilarity ensued

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:17, archived)

ahhhhhh i see

i must say, it was a good imitation

*puts away magnifying glass*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:21, archived)

that's right

i was in that thread, i just didn't know how it begun and was a bit confused.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:22, archived)

no, you weren't -- mofaha was there, but you werent

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:35, archived)

some arsehole called Rattlehead was there

i know him, kind of

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:37, archived)

Sorry

I'm not putting my log into your box.

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An Egg ,D, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:26, archived)

lick seal before closing

*bad advice*

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LS18, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:27, archived)

Wait, Mum--is that "one-three-cha-cha-cha?"

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LS18, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:48, archived)

LOL WUT

(juanii, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:49, archived)

would

aaaaaaaaaaand wouldn't

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:55, archived)

Wait...it's not Festivus already is it?

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:56, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha

fucking hell, what the hell was the source?

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FIEND, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:56, archived)

Can't recall where I got it from but

hang on and I'll upload it and give you url

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LS18, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:59, archived)

~~got it from~~ had it taken

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:01, archived)

dickwad

;)

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LS18, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:05, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:55, archived)

try this

dl.dropbox.com/u/29207904/naked%20men%20wrestling.jpg

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LS18, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:05, archived)

it reminds me of that film Men In Love starring Oliver Reed

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:06, archived)

Good to see rehearsals for the Olympic opening ceremony are continuing apace.

(also, is that the Tower Ballroom in Blackpool? Touch of class there)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:00, archived)

no, not "that" much class

www.jvalleyrest.com/facilities.htm

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LS18, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:19, archived)

"Jade Valley" just sounds wrong.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:23, archived)

take your pick

jade: Noun
1. A bad-tempered or disreputable woman.
2. An inferior or worn-out horse.

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LS18, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:32, archived)

Blimey.

So, going by definition 2, "Jade Valley" would be a knacker's yard.
Going by definition 1, "Jade Valley" would be a nice alternative euphemism for a wizard's sleeve.

There's always stuff to learn on /board.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:59, archived)

ARGGGGGGGGGH!

In other news, PSN is almost back :D

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:01, archived)

Look!

I am not your father!

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An Egg ,D, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:02, archived)

I, for one,

am glad that you didn't put their reflections in to the floor.

(Mr._Pickles, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:03, archived)

I had planned to but it wasn't worth the effort

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LS18, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:09, archived)

royaLOL

(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 15 May 2011, 9:57, archived)

God that's awful

but also very woo

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sun 15 May 2011, 10:50, archived)

for fuck's sake seriously, europe?

i'm gonna move

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:23, archived)

The crowd were horrible

there was booing and everything. What does Germany have against the Ukraine?

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Hellzapoppin, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:41, archived)

At one point, several armoured divisions.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 May 2011, 0:48, archived)

chuckle

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sun 15 May 2011, 10:53, archived)

more like the kraut was horrible

but seriously it could probably have something to do with Ukraine being shit. I'm not too sure about that. If you say the kraut was shit: yeh I've noticed how everyone cheered for Blue like mad- must have been a lot of Brits in the audience.

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:52, archived)

JEDWARD SHUD HAV 1

JEDWARD JEDAWAAAAAAAAAAARD

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:44, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:47, archived)

This is a thing of beauty.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 May 2011, 0:48, archived)

Click for bigger (165 kb)

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:50, archived)

Louis Walsh's bifurcated penis

allows double-acts to suck him off simultaneously in exchange for recording contracts.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 May 2011, 0:55, archived)

louis walsh was also responsible for the death of stephen gatley by sticking his cock down his throat and choking him to death

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:01, archived)

They are very 'talented'

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sun 15 May 2011, 10:54, archived)

Jack B. Nimble

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:51, archived)

yer digging yourself in deeper

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LS18, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:06, archived)

thanks for whoring that thread. I forgot to tell you fabulous I think it is

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:09, archived)

thanks, I'll ho s'mo :)

www.b3ta.com/board/10421359

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LS18, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:24, archived)

Diggin' it here boss !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:09, archived)

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LS18, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:25, archived)

this has rendered me seriously hard

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:08, archived)

Meat Is Still Meat In Motion

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:10, archived)

nightmare sorted

*descends under duvet*

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:13, archived)

Keep your nerves peeled !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:14, archived)

Manipulation!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:45, archived)

Break it on down !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:19, archived)

sheep clouds

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FIEND, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:34, archived)

its flying

Haanah

(juanii, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:35, archived)

But why are the sheep going into the tower?!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:36, archived)

its going up, but can also go down

optical illusion, just follow one up.

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FIEND, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:37, archived)

One keeps popping its arse out of the top and the others have to move up out of the way

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:40, archived)

Wool it react !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:57, archived)

Expectant man is expecting unexpected giraffe

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:05, archived)

Nice Shoppage...

or just really disturbing.

(Testicles just for you, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:14, archived)

shit

fsssss

(juanii, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:21, archived)

haters gonna hate

(juanii, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:03, archived)

Captain, he is again touching all time my ass

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:57, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:01, archived)

HAHAHAHA

OSAMA IS ALIVE AND WANKING OVER THAT WOMAN

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:02, archived)

Is he?

(Testicles just for you, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:06, archived)

YES

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:07, archived)

touching your ass?

(Testicles just for you, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:11, archived)

all time

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:21, archived)

Osama?

(Testicles just for you, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:26, archived)

Captain, imchocked all time my ass

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:08, archived)

DOES SICK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:08, archived)

you mean

i'm imchocked

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:21, archived)

My little klingon bear

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:40, archived)

You changed your name?

dadgummit...

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RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:08, archived)

READY?

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:44, archived)

I WAS BORN READY TIM!

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sock more tea vicar?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:48, archived)

Captain, he is again touching all time my ass

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:49, archived)

he has come to bed eyes

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sock more tea vicar?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:53, archived)

he seemed like a genuine chap

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:58, archived)

he wanked over busty blondes like the rest of us

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sock more tea vicar?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:59, archived)

TERRORWANK

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:19, archived)

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MOFAHA

This is ANOTHER one of your comedy accounts, isn't it?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:53, archived)

Sure!

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:56, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:57, archived)

... and so the legend of "imchocked" was born. Now go to bed kids. Good night!

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:59, archived)

POPESON

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:01, archived)

WAIT......don't leave us this way

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:03, archived)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BABY!

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sock more tea vicar?, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:04, archived)

~~leg~~ bell

BLOODY GERMANS, COMING OVER HERE, TAKING OUR POPES

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:09, archived)

: )

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:10, archived)

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:37, archived)

hahaha

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:24, archived)

imchocked in actually being funny shocker

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 May 2011, 10:01, archived)

Ich bitte dich ... aehm, I mean, Sir, what du you try to suggest, that I am a pope thief???

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:13, archived)

You get all the popes

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:16, archived)

I will fuse them all together to one perfect Queen ... muahahahahaha

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:22, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:38, archived)

The Pope is so popey

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:33, archived)

o hai mofahaha

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:11, archived)

THE MOFAHA

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:24, archived)

ALIAS IMCHOCKED

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:36, archived)

YOU HAXED SONY

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:37, archived)

famous bins

any others?

(dervis, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:37, archived)

osama bin lada

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:50, archived)

david beckman bin!

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sock more tea vicar?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:52, archived)

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LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:56, archived)

paper trays for cups made out of mr laden? I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!

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sock more tea vicar?, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:58, archived)

a bargain at twice the price

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LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:51, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:23, archived)

"KEEP YOUR HEADS DOWN GUYS"

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:30, archived)

probably the worst pun I've ever heard LOL

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LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:37, archived)

Precisely.

(Testicles just for you, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:45, archived)

Dusty

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:53, archived)

Over Laden

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:54, archived)

<---trash bin

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:10, archived)

Say what you like

They were built like tanks.

I took out a lamppost with one.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:22, archived)

Did she put out?

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SteamedCleaner, Sun 15 May 2011, 5:54, archived)

Q.What is the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a Lada?

A.You can close the door on a Jehovah's Witness.

(Mackeson_drinker, Sun 15 May 2011, 7:42, archived)

Evenink

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:29, archived)

Nice cock

A splendid red colour.

It takes me half an hour with some wet and dry paper to get mine looking like that.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:32, archived)

Wet and dry !

cheese grater or electric sander or nothing for me !

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:56, archived)

It looks like it has reason to be worried !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:47, archived)

Owlbear!

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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:56, archived)

Spot on!

That sprang to mind instantly

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:02, archived)

das ist gut

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:12, archived)

stunning

:~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:39, archived)

Nicely done

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 May 2011, 5:38, archived)

pwned

(juanii, Sat 14 May 2011, 19:51, archived)

MNNNNGHGHG

(Testicles just for you, Sat 14 May 2011, 19:29, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 May 2011, 19:36, archived)

get phukt

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 May 2011, 19:42, archived)

no self portraits

shopped only please

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 14 May 2011, 19:46, archived)

mebase

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:08, archived)

quite a collection of stolen grader blades in your background there ;0

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LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:11, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:16, archived)

Oscar meyer

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LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:17, archived)

i don't actually like cock, just my own

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:24, archived)

Do you live in a log cabin in the wildeness wrestling bears and making camp fires from flint and tinder

and then making much more butch fires from whole trees and flamethrowers?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:27, archived)

hahaha

i look toothless in that picture, i was having a sup of booze

(where's me dentures)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:28, archived)

Good lord man

Have a shave, are you some sort of forrin extremist?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:27, archived)

He might be part Yorkshire Terrorist

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:29, archived)

Not sure if this is the appropriate reply to that pun

but I'll hit you anyway :)

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LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:32, archived)

She looks a bit like my Mum especially weilding a frying pan in a threatening way

with the intent to murder something with her cooking ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:44, archived)

any resemblance is purely unintentional :)

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LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:53, archived)

Is this the Lady that delivers us our meth every sunday?

She is pretty!

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:58, archived)

has to be her!

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LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 22:39, archived)

dear lord

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:34, archived)

fine, fine pun

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:52, archived)

i have since then

but this time i plan on leaving it through the winter until next year, i can never hack it though.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:30, archived)

This runs in PERFECT time

to the BBC News theme. :-)

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sat 14 May 2011, 23:31, archived)

then make a vid! :)

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LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:34, archived)

anyone watching the fuckovision song contest?

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:09, archived)

i didn't even know it was on tonight

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:10, archived)

sadly it's on in the background for me

it has just started... time to put some loud music on, put the headphones on and pretend it's not happening

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:12, archived)

Listen to some Quo

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:14, archived)

status fuck

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:27, archived)

hahaha, i think i'll leave it off

i'm fine with this here white zombie, all i need to do now is pop down to lidl and get some vodka

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:27, archived)

(juanii, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:27, archived)

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FIEND, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:53, archived)

maybe it's an illusion but

on that body (rt side) his face looks fatter than usual--or maybe you scaled it laterally a tad

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LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:27, archived)

Ha-ha!

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Captain Howdy, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:12, archived)

have bigger/better version

dl.dropbox.com/u/29207904/ShotPut.wmv

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LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 19:11, archived)

heads up!

or something like that.

I use dropbox for hosting larger files. You can put stuff in a public folder and get a link from inside finder/explorer, very useful.

linky: db.tt/DhR3LRZ

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DaSchop gippie, Sat 14 May 2011, 19:33, archived)

thanks, I'll give it a try

any restrictions on file format that you know of?

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LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 19:36, archived)

Nope

Just drop stuff in your public folder and it gets uploaded, any kind of file. Very useful for backups and sharing files in general.

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DaSchop gippie, Sat 14 May 2011, 19:45, archived)

Installed

This is definitely cool!

Edit: dl.dropbox.com/u/29207904/ShotPut.wmv

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LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 19:50, archived)

wow

nicely

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 May 2011, 19:42, archived)

thankya Sir :)

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LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 19:52, archived)

Très bon

nice gore :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:18, archived)

gore R my specialty ;)

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LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:29, archived)

Tenerif atheletic finals?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:25, archived)

ouch

too soon ;)

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LS18, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:28, archived)

Circa 2211

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 14 May 2011, 18:30, archived)

mewtwo was born in south america

this picture is bullshit

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 14 May 2011, 18:33, archived)

Seriously this counts as anti-science hate speech

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 14 May 2011, 18:34, archived)

the mouse over relates to Highlander the image is a pastiche of The Matrix

fine fuck mix

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 14 May 2011, 18:36, archived)

I had neo/one

in my head. Sorry.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 14 May 2011, 18:38, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 14 May 2011, 18:41, archived)

phucklipscorp has completely taken over by this stage

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 May 2011, 18:54, archived)

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