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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 20 May 2011, 23:50, archived)

Skid Row

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 May 2011, 0:26, archived)

Relating to absolutely nothing.

Mine face isn't even blud right now.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 May 2011, 23:31, archived)

Message Related To Message !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 May 2011, 0:28, archived)

What does that mean in English?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 21 May 2011, 2:26, archived)

It's a random terminology I see around here during the wee hours.

I imagine it means "I am upset as the forefront portion of my head is lacerated and is bleeding."

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 21 May 2011, 2:43, archived)

Gosh, what exciting lives these young chaps lead these days.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 21 May 2011, 2:49, archived)

It's what a lack of anything productive to do, does to the mind.

That and, you know, staying up late on b3ta.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 21 May 2011, 2:53, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 23:04, archived)

That Beretta is cocked !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 23:12, archived)

Waving it around like that...

May result in accidental discharge of the gun's load :O

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 May 2011, 23:33, archived)

It's clearly a Luger.

'shakes head'

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 May 2011, 0:14, archived)

The other one Beretta be cocked !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 May 2011, 0:26, archived)

Ooof

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 May 2011, 0:29, archived)

Packing Heat

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 May 2011, 0:31, archived)

Hmm...

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 May 2011, 23:15, archived)

wrong gender, wrong film, wrong compo, wrong website

wrong, go fuck yourself

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 23:20, archived)

Right Animation

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 May 2011, 0:31, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:31, archived)

www.b3ta.com/links/lucky_pigeon

(herman:D, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:31, archived)

I command you, as King of the Buses, to stand aside!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:39, archived)

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:40, archived)

I MOVE, FOR NO BUS

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:42, archived)

Surely "YOU HAVE NO..."?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:44, archived)

fucking daredevils the lot of them

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:45, archived)

Feral pigeons and collared doves, surprised there's any of them left, the stupid shit that they do around traffic.

Although I'm not convinced that this particular video is genuine. Either faked, or it's not a real bird. There's no way it would stand THAT still.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:49, archived)

To be honest, if you were going to fake it, you could do better

Have it pass between the wheels or something

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:51, archived)

Mrs. Bus

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:57, archived)

better look next time little bro

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 23:05, archived)

i ran over a pigeon once

not with the wheels, just a clunk then feathers. rather comical actually.

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 21 May 2011, 0:29, archived)

Wait. Let her finish her Orgasm...

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Lherkin, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:23, archived)

synchronistic fuckjapes

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:24, archived)

Is Orgasm the name of the steam train?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:25, archived)

THE WAIT IS OVER, THE WAIT IS OVER - m<URIELS qWEDdING

GUNTSCHMEL
spotify:track:0Y3geEdu5Gwpr9LShhOaRC (Wait Your Turn by Rihanna)
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/guntschmel.jpg

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:19, archived)

Oh Johannes Heesters, I can schmel your gunt from here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:21, archived)

shit, i forgot about him

udderwise I would have included him

no wait i did, LOOL

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:23, archived)

He's already in it, one and a half times

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:25, archived)

i confuseed myslef

yes
slef

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:25, archived)

i see.

oh wait...

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:27, archived)

it is excellent, I outdid myslef

yes

slef

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:29, archived)

It's like /talk

if it were a picture:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:39, archived)

spastic shitcunt?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:45, archived)

HAIR COME DA BRIDE

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:56, archived)

the scannabull part is near perfection

impressive

EDIT: i like how it almost morphs into the gun too

match made in phuk

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 23:07, archived)

Every time I see that image, I think "Hmm, that looks a bit like..."

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:05, archived)

LAOAAOAOA

AGHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
AHAAHAHA
HAAH
AHH
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(juanii, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:06, archived)

I envy you.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:10, archived)

is drunken miss ho having a joke?

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FIEND, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:10, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:14, archived)

BCR&

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:18, archived)

Money well sp&

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:26, archived)

Well In H&

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:57, archived)

(jesseventura, Fri 20 May 2011, 23:27, archived)

Puttin' on the ritz

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 May 2011, 23:39, archived)

we cant kill him

(juanii, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:05, archived)

*brews the tea*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:57, archived)

chocolate hobnob?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:59, archived)

btw i love these infographics, they are all ace

was it you that does the toilet posters?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:01, archived)

^this

Proper graphic arts! :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:02, archived)

oooh what this one?

www.b3ta.com/board/10360472

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:04, archived)

ah no

the ones choc full of interesting info, to keep you entertained on the lav

edit: it WAS you! www.stephenwildish.co.uk/art/work.3776781.5.flat,550x550,075,f.contemplation-for-excrementation.jpg

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:06, archived)

aha! yep.

Good shit times ahoy!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:12, archived)

BUgger it!

There are so many I have left out.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:03, archived)

Ham is the only biscuit for me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:59, archived)

Wildyles!

the fuck have you been?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:02, archived)

Yo mumma's house!

/response #45

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:05, archived)

Chocolate digestive seems to be lacking in intersection

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 20 May 2011, 22:09, archived)

Is it filled or fruity? WELL IS IT???

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:13, archived)

fantastic

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:15, archived)

Blasphemy!

That's CLEARLY a Walker's Square at the top right.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:17, archived)

surely, by definition

it would have to be square?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:18, archived)

Damn this display and its non-standard pixel aspect ratio!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:24, archived)

A walkers square is not a puffed snack.

I have read all the backs of the packs. FACT®

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:22, archived)

Re-constituted pulp, like a Pringle or Cornflake.

I remember reading the back of a box once, and there was an illustration of old father Kellogg inventing the first flake, by putting what looked like a lump of dough through a mangle, and then using a chisel on the result to carve off thin shavings. Put me right off, that did.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:28, archived)

quaterbacks?

god, i feel like an ass

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:18, archived)

I am a drunk man illustrating crisps ad biscuits... DONT JUDGE ME!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:19, archived)

I love this

my money is on transform-a-snak.

I thought space raiders were triangular?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:24, archived)

Ah, you're thinking of the KP snack. The ones pictured are made by Edvard "Monster" Munch Bakeries, Ltd

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:31, archived)

Yeah kind of...

I used this as a guide:
www.togetheragency.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Chompy-Raider.jpg

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:32, archived)

you've probably seen it

and no doubt have a go for it not being shopped

but if so- bollocks to you

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:27, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

nice one

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:29, archived)

wow this is completely new to me!

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:30, archived)

Is somebody having a joke ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:31, archived)

i think crand is having a joke on us, on behalf of audi

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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:33, archived)

CR&

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:36, archived)

CR&QUNT

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:45, archived)

Mahatma Cr&i

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:02, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:32, archived)

FP THIS NOW

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:38, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr4PcOQYFAw

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Captain Howdy, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:38, archived)

I wonder if there's a section in the owner's manual on goatse...

(mr_cabbages, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10392438

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:48, archived)

Is that in St Albans?

I first saw that there a few weeks ago by a bridge. It led me to explain what a goatse was to my wife. Memorable conversation, that.

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Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:50, archived)

No it is Manchester

bit.ly/jolag9

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:08, archived)

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 20 May 2011, 21:51, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:53, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:53, archived)

Haha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:54, archived)

Hahaha!

WTF!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:21, archived)

Hahaha!

Is he having a laugh?

(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Sat 21 May 2011, 1:43, archived)

I like the variety

of locations around the UK that b3tans have photographed that same poster.

If they were put together, I'm sure it would get a reasonable art project mark.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:52, archived)

That's almost as good as the time I found this picture of a lady kissing a glass penis

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:53, archived)

Hahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 May 2011, 21:56, archived)

Yes!

This!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:03, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:29, archived)

fuck I've never seen this before ever

is it something to do with the Internet?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:43, archived)

Is it real?

needs more shark/bridge/chopper.

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Fri 20 May 2011, 23:09, archived)

This gives me an idea!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 May 2011, 23:22, archived)

Jammy Dodgers Advert Goatse

(Testicles just for you, Fri 20 May 2011, 23:35, archived)

He just does`nt know how to love

(Frogcloset (noun), Fri 20 May 2011, 21:00, archived)

He needs more goats !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:11, archived)

^This

(herman:D, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:29, archived)

Hello folx, it's not really a 'shoppery, but I did this and it made quite a few people laugh....

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:50, archived)

lol your bum's broken

also happy bumday :)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:52, archived)

Cheers dude !

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:08, archived)

Hold The Mayo . . . Happy b8taday !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:54, archived)

Aye aye !

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:08, archived)

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:56, archived)

FUCK YEAH !

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:09, archived)

SPASTIKIKEKUNT

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:08, archived)

Happy B3taday, stranger.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:41, archived)

B3taday

Happy

(herman:D, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:33, archived)

Oh man!... I farted!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:23, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:28, archived)

ha ha ha ha

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:31, archived)

Flantasy Island

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:33, archived)

flan island

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:38, archived)

Sit there, I'll look you up later

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:41, archived)

It's all going down . . . right there !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:43, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:37, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:40, archived)

Think of the offsprings !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:44, archived)

FucK Hahahhhahhahhahahahaha

Hahahahaahha:DDD

(herman:D, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:30, archived)

oh god

lucky i wasn't drinking anything

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:37, archived)

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FIEND, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:55, archived)

ahhhhhhhhh mein eyes!

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:57, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:45, archived)

Frozen gaseous state !

- gascicles -

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:29, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:41, archived)

Bustin' Loose !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:44, archived)

MNNGGGHHH

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:56, archived)

Hahah fucking hell

that's horrific

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:58, archived)

yeah i know

but i shaved it off

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:58, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:09, archived)

Wear Wolf

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:01, archived)

sickwolf

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:03, archived)

FUCKSICK

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:14, archived)

QUNT

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:08, archived)

TOETULL QUNT

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:12, archived)

it's horrific, great kudos

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:13, archived)

kudos not excepted here

only scannabull phukoupans

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:14, archived)

hahaha

baserunner

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:37, archived)

Time To Flan

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:40, archived)

OVENS READY FUCKERS

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:44, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:05, archived)

The hats are fine . . . what a weird face !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:13, archived)

PLUCK IT

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:45, archived)

I've seen things

you fuckers wouldn't believe...

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kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:18, archived)

Click for bigger (342 kb)

(juanii, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:02, archived)

now now, lets not be a greedy little shit tony.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:58, archived)

more

(Tsukamaro Kimura bully service:good price, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:59, archived)

Two straws pleese !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:01, archived)

FUQ

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3GI6O36868

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:02, archived)

that was phukin beautiful

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:04, archived)

they stole my idea during the futurepast

i was going to make a fuckjape avi with mel saying 'fuckq' amidst multiple set ups, such 911's, i shall endeavor and persevere with this pursuit and the result will contain multipal fuckloops

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:06, archived)

get on it, you could also have him saying fuckq to q from bond and q from star trek

fuckers

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:10, archived)

ONTOTHENEXTONE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:19, archived)

nice little phukmobile he has there

mach phive

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:20, archived)

DANNY GLOVER VS POLTERCHRIEST

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:37, archived)

ROGER MURTAUGH VS GIBSON

the ulitmate phukdown

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:46, archived)

What he said !

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:06, archived)

that's just rude, i like his noo track though

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:08, archived)

Catchee

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:13, archived)

i'm currently trying to make a phuk mix in fl studio

but i don't know if i can import my own stuff, i must get on day shit

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:15, archived)

Have you tried :

www.downloadvance.com/audacity/

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:20, archived)

yup, i love audacity

but the only option i see on fl studios import is midi, i'm sure there's a way importing .wav and .mp3 though.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:22, archived)

Yeah . . . gotta find the codes . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:27, archived)

MORE?!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:24, archived)

SMORE !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:34, archived)

Hello.

Thanks for the FP :)))

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 20 May 2011, 19:45, archived)

um, do you know what quadriplegia is?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:53, archived)

Do you know what a joke is?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:55, archived)

It's a thing that fails if you have to explain it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:57, archived)

A placebo?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:59, archived)

SRSLY THO

Apparently placebos can still be effective even if the patient is told that's what they're getting.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:02, archived)

Fair play.

I'd get better pretty sharpish if I thought Brian Molko was coming to visit.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:03, archived)

it's called

homeopathy

(radja, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:04, archived)

No, it's not.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:06, archived)

oh was it meant to be funny?

i thought it was just an misjudged and ill-informed attack on the disabled.

My mistake

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:18, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

Fucking hell, this place is getting worse on a daily basis

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:44, archived)

A member for 8 years and 5 months!?

You'd have thought s/he'd have the jist of this place by now.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:47, archived)

It's been going downhill longer than that.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:38, archived)

There must be a handy definition somewhere

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:56, archived)

(kwod″r-ple´jah)

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:00, archived)

4 wheels?

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 20 May 2011, 19:56, archived)

It's all behind him now !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:54, archived)

I heard he was deaf dumb and blind too.

Bum deal :(

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 20 May 2011, 19:58, archived)

but he sure plays a mean pinball

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:01, archived)

Crazy Flipper Fingers

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:02, archived)

NO SPASTIC IS SAFE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:58, archived)

added laundry basket

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:01, archived)

OK, quite amusing

but how is it "wrong gender"?

(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:15, archived)

am funnie

(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:38, archived)

Pffffffft

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:47, archived)

Maybe he was being pedandtic

by meaning how could he steer if he was quad cos that would mean his arms was buggered too.

(Wagane, Wed 25 May 2011, 22:23, archived)

No lols, hummus or fluffeh here :(

Definitely saddened to see this, unfortunately all I can manage is a TOAPy MSPaint tribute to the legend due to my lack of skillz.

De-RIS

P.S. I'm not "Ooh yeah"-ing at his death, albeit that may be how it looks :\

(Poison-System-X, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:18, archived)

Did he overdose on spandex?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:20, archived)

either that or cock

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:21, archived)

REST IN HELL CUNTCLONE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:22, archived)

HE HAB TAMO

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:23, archived)

TAMF

www.youtube.com/user/toughassmotherfucker

thusly
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_yFU_LayZQ

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:31, archived)

You said a moufull !

www.youtube.com/user/toughassmotherfucker#p/a/u/2/OFzXHSN5dTw

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:34, archived)

FUCK

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:37, archived)

SAY ARMAN

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:39, archived)

ARMANAMMER

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:42, archived)

NAMMER TIME

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:42, archived)

IT'S THE RAPTURE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:22, archived)

IT'S THE RUPTURE

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:30, archived)

Be patient

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:33, archived)

Serious as a heart attack on steroids !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:22, archived)

Why bother?

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4Q just lurking, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:23, archived)

YOu're making him ot to be some sort of ultimate warrior:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:24, archived)

Nah

He wasn't that mad enough to change his name :)

(Poison-System-X, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:29, archived)

ALSO:

Has QOTW sunk under the weight of its own shit or something?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:25, archived)

Died of tragically not being able to make up his mind between going skiing or swimming

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:30, archived)

who?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:33, archived)

westler. hotdog inventi & hogis

(Tsukamaro Kimura bully service:good price, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:37, archived)

that's cleared it up then

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:41, archived)

Relish the mustard !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:41, archived)

sweet beef hogis

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:42, archived)

Boss Hogis

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:43, archived)

Slim Jim

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:26, archived)

A Public Service Announcement

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the_ships_cat is it meeee you're looking forrrr, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:09, archived)

really?

right then, i'm going swimming

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:10, archived)

HOT DOLPHIN ACTION

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:11, archived)

prehensile penis...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:13, archived)

It is now safe to go back into the water !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:15, archived)

God I hope so

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:23, archived)

I think it ruined the suspense.

But the girls seem to love it.

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:35, archived)

erm...

i'm liking your username though. very pythonesque :)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:09, archived)

They can run . . . but they can't Hyde !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:13, archived)

What happens if a lamentable 1970s sitcom meets a little known Cambridge College?

(Wrecked Tums, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:22, archived)

*psst*

Size Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

EDIT: Having said that. Nicely drawn mortar board!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:23, archived)

what's the problem with it?

besides being confusing

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:33, archived)

12kb over limit

which means the apocalypse is coming. or some shit.

evenin' b3ta :)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:07, archived)

kibble

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:23, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:52, archived)

Well?

What does happen?

Actually, don't worry, I'm not that bothered.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:25, archived)

HAPPY HAPPY OBESE BERNARD MIT HOGIS BUDOKAI FUCKSQUIRT

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:34, archived)

jesus, he gives me the anti-horn :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:35, archived)

Magic!

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:03, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:18, archived)

drink is jew

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:22, archived)

it's a blackjewpaki

good for the blud

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:25, archived)

The white's on top

you'd think he'd approve.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:34, archived)

HAHAHA

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:59, archived)

Magenta!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:48, archived)

In Digestion !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:18, archived)

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