NO SELF IMAGES PLEASEyou know the rules.
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Avast is still alive!!!!,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:37,
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Is this an Oompaloompa?The freak me out, I'm not going to lie.
"Just blink, FFS!"
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Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:44,
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"Just blink, FFS!"
i've an idea... but ;pbtw, what's with the image challenge link?
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LS18,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:25,
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yeahit appears borked
I found it by typing a few combinations, and finally found it here
(I found it by typing a few combinations, and finally found it here
johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:34,
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motherfucker.cannot believe after all these years I fell for that shit again!
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sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:02,
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hahasorry, must have been the tinyurlness ;-) Couldn't resist!
( johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before,
Thu 2 Jun 2011, 18:54,
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Random!But awesome
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Thu 2 Jun 2011, 23:32,
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microwave's got wood
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:23,
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ANTI-VEGETABLE FACIST AGENDA IN FULL EFFECT
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:10,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Worst Superheroes Ever"){kind=small}
Sommelier Man
though to wine drinkers this superhero could be super... back to the photoshop board.
brettvincent hmmmm,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:00,
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is his name earl? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:01,
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he looks like earl hickey Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:09,
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he was the only famous waiter I could think of... anyways - this better?
( brettvincent hmmmm,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:16,
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Pffft what if I don't have a car?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:57,
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i must insist that his secret identity be Jed Exodus Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:49,
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He's no match for Toilet Paper Stuck On His Shoe Man though mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:50,
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I always confuse him with ChinmanIt's the urine that gives him away.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:07,
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We will be reigning on high...etc. etc. etc.
( flake has nothing against your right leg,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:11,
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Does he have to take his balls out when he pisses...its like the special needs kid at school that used to stand in the urinal with his pants round his ankles to piss...
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Thu 2 Jun 2011, 2:18,
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have a vaguely compo related pea
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:49,
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Here he comes to cry an bit and not save the day!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:37,
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Running away from the crying baby sounds i reckon mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:54,
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yet another reason i never had kids Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:56,
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*returns five* Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:02,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: THE WORST SUPERHEROES EVER
Just think of a super-hero with the worst super-powers imaginable. Then provide us with a nice picture showing exactly how pathetic they are. Challenge suggested by tokyosexwhale.
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:14,
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farting in church is always good Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:19,
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Haha. This is making me think of the band Faxed Head.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey0mkZsuC9o
"The most recent Faxed Head lineup is composed of headless/elongated-neck guitarist Neck Head, plaid-tartan skin-graft victim/wheelchair-bound vocalist McPatrick Head, oddly-handicapped musician Jigsaw Puzzle Head on bass, LaBrea Tar Pits Head on drums, and local mime/metal-detector-operator named Fifth Head providing electronics."
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey0mkZsuC9o
"The most recent Faxed Head lineup is composed of headless/elongated-neck guitarist Neck Head, plaid-tartan skin-graft victim/wheelchair-bound vocalist McPatrick Head, oddly-handicapped musician Jigsaw Puzzle Head on bass, LaBrea Tar Pits Head on drums, and local mime/metal-detector-operator named Fifth Head providing electronics."
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:33,
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Haha, marvellousWhy was I not informed earlier about this particular Spruance band?
This sounds awesome.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:39,
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The 90'sJust in case, you might also look at GWAR.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:46,
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I've always avoided GWARIs this a mistake?
I do enjoy things like John Zorn and Mr. Bungle and, you know, music.
(I do enjoy things like John Zorn and Mr. Bungle and, you know, music.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:52,
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Music. Such a dilemma. Either they're self-promoting cunts, in which case I don't want any part of them, or they're purists, in which case no one knows about them.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:10,
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May I recommend changing the URL on the front page from http://www.b3ta.com/challenge// to something more usable? flake has nothing against your right leg,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:12,
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HAHAHA!Herman does it again! :D
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:58,
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i love horsesthey taste like cheap steak
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:59,
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im so hungry I could eat a cheap steakthey taste like chap stick
( LS18,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:00,
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i'm eating a breakawayit goes well with my coffee.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:07,
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mum to the rescue!she always buys chocolate biscuits, at least one of which will mysteriously decide tocome home with me
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:10,
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i don't buy them myselfas i'd be tempted to eat more than one, which would make me sick :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:17,
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i TOLD you NOT to post my before and after pics! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:08,
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arf!Who cares what you looked like before if you look like that after. Please say you skipped the middle stage.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:14,
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giant pasty-white arse?no, never had one of those. my arse has ink on it.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:18,
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Oh Herman you diamond :DWell cheered me up.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:04,
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Waits and waits and waits.........HAHAHAHAHAHA.......totaly unexpeted.......
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Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:07,
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They do the darnest things eh mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:31,
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All those fingers.... and the poor sod can't afford a decent clarinet......
you're cutting it a bit fine!also, are those the hands of a norfolk native?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:43,
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WHERE'S THE FUCKING CHOCOLATE GOD DAMN IT!?Woo, welcome!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:47,
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B3ta:D
Don't mention the war.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:56,
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someone shouldextract a clip of Sabrina's vid and paste the head of the pope on her
*ow...tits*
(*ow...tits*
LS18,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:32,
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Holy shit?..............................no?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:25,
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forgive me, father, for i have punned Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:44,
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This picture (assuming there is one) has taken longer to download than anything I've ever seen.I've restarted my computer and it still won't fucking show it. It's voodoo.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:39,
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That was one of the most awesomest things I've ever seen.Not sure about the music though.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:24,
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Hahaha!Do you do sinister things to kittens with your evenings?
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:25,
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that's wonderfully hypnotic
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:26,
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i find your tender meats ap-peeling Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:27,
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You have thoroughly messed with my head...
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:30,
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Ghosts In The (washing)Machine Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:16,
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Wow... spinning whirling still desending like a spiral sea unending....
I can hear Geddy's bass now!boom doom boodup
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:28,
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Remember seeing them in 82 I think it was .....Awe struck teenager happy memories blog....
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Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:33,
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You never seen them then....From what I'v seen on here.... I'm farely sure (maybe wrong) that wobblybloke was at the same concert....
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Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:50,
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No, didn't see them.I didn't see a lot of bands that I should have. Now I just buy their DVD's and I'm content with that.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:56,
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I didn't see that many.... and probably went from 85 to 99 without seeing any...I go infrequently now and again now..... next gig as you know is Zapper plays Zapper in November... so not exactly prolific myself...
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Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:06,
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I hope they're not the happy bath fairies being sucked down the plughole into obvlivion,,,
very niceI hope you did it on a low temp quick wash without the colours
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:26,
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work in progressHP Lovecraft, Edgar Allen Poe and Gay Hulk
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:59,
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Bruce Banner's been exposed to a massivegay-diation overdose... nice work!
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enceladus,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:02,
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oooh kinky
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:05,
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cheers fella
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:08,
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Love poes hair... and lovecrafts expression..But why is the hulk gay?
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Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:06,
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I thoughtanother angry hulk would be too predictable. Going to do him holding a flower or somehing delicate. time to embrace my inner rainbow
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:10,
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Awe.... always nice to embrace inner rainbow :-)... he's looking good so far...But to depict gayness you might be better having him rimjaw batman or being pounded up the arse by superman..!!
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Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:15,
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christI just had a 4chan hentai flashback
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:20,
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Pffft.....I hadn't actually visulised it untill you said that...!!
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Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:26,
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seriouslywhat is it with the big titted anime women with the huge cocks?
Dear Japan
WTF
sincerely
the World
(Dear Japan
WTF
sincerely
the World
Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:29,
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Take a deep breath in and hold.....Remember your inner rainbow..... embrace... and slowly breath out... ;-)
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Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:37,
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hulk goes greenwith envy, when he sees my FABULOUS shoes!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:17,
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it 's all about the accessories girlfriend*minces
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:19,
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*snaps fingers**waggles head*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:26,
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I always stick a cheeky clay willy on when the wife's out the room ;)
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:39,
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Hello again, have an pic :)CFB
No prizes for guessing what I was re-reading last week ...
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No prizes for guessing what I was re-reading last week ...
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:35,
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Happy candle dayand woo for the image
( Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:36,
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This is fantastic!And happy candles
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:37,
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I have no idea what you were rereading last week..... but this is a super super picture..And happy candles day as well....
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Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:40,
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fantastic stuff!I'm not a huge Pratchett fan (that's what this is, right?) but I like this.
Oh, and a very happy b3taday!
(Oh, and a very happy b3taday!
enceladus,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:48,
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I'd be MORTifiedif you got that wrong... :p
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:54,
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Haven't read that in a whileGreat book....must finish reading The Redemption of Althalus and get on with them :)
EDIT read Interesting Times the most, although Monstrous Regiment was one of his best as well.
(EDIT read Interesting Times the most, although Monstrous Regiment was one of his best as well.
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:50,
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rereading night watch right nowapart from lords and ladies, it's my favourite
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:14,
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Wow just wowyou're drawings are fantastic Drimble :D
*CLICKS HARD*
(*CLICKS HARD*
FIEND,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:55,
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oh yesdamn fine arts that man. *right clicks and saves to files*
the fishing scene is one of those times i've genuinely laughed out loud when reading a book
(the fishing scene is one of those times i've genuinely laughed out loud when reading a book
Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:56,
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stillgot my autographed copy of mort somewhereoh, and happy candles!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:13,
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Cheers all :DSorry to post and run, but pub beckons! Night x
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:21,
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HAPPY DRIMBLE DAY!I should've drawn you something............... I failed....(yours is cool though!)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:29,
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whats that say then?*squints
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:33,
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stop squintingyou'll stain the carpet
( Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:36,
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To be honest......the FIFA delegates DID get a choice
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:58,
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*waits for it to animate...EDIT: fucksocks! Bloody shite connection!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:12,
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You could enter this in the worst super heros challenge...Super nun... special powers... slapping....
Either way.... it's a nasty habit she's got....
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Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:26,
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Either way.... it's a nasty habit she's got....
Ha - and their stunt doubles are in the background... El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:53,
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Challenge Vote Gizmo AlertThe line-up for this week's challenge has just shuffled into view:
1. Cavemen versions of modern technology. Does what it says on the wall painting.
2. Worst Superheroes Ever. Just think of a hero with the worst powers imaginable. Inspired by Cheddar Cheeseman.
3. Rejected Children's Books - 'shop images of unsuitable children's books that never reached the marketplace. Redesign and/or retitle actual books, or create your own.
4. One word challenge: Maps. Yes, there'll be plenty of TOAP, but it'll produce actual jokes.
5. One word challenge: Cucumbers. Because they've been in the news this week, and are phallic.
And the poll itself? Why, it's just below.
(1. Cavemen versions of modern technology. Does what it says on the wall painting.
2. Worst Superheroes Ever. Just think of a hero with the worst powers imaginable. Inspired by Cheddar Cheeseman.
3. Rejected Children's Books - 'shop images of unsuitable children's books that never reached the marketplace. Redesign and/or retitle actual books, or create your own.
4. One word challenge: Maps. Yes, there'll be plenty of TOAP, but it'll produce actual jokes.
5. One word challenge: Cucumbers. Because they've been in the news this week, and are phallic.
And the poll itself? Why, it's just below.
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:54,
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maps?fucking hate geography
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:57,
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Worst superheroes? Xmen first class - repetitive movie review lolsAlso - www.b3ta.com/challenge/childrens-books/ bindun
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:01,
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Rejected Children's Books - Definitely!!
*runs to photoshop*
(*runs to photoshop*
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:03,
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Wooblys in depth analysis.1. Caveman tech: could be fun
2. Worse superheros: not another bloody 50ft woman repost!
3. Children's books: YEY
4. Maps:
5. Cucumbers: they are not for blokes!
(2. Worse superheros: not another bloody 50ft woman repost!
3. Children's books: YEY
4. Maps:
5. Cucumbers: they are not for blokes!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:07,
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Cavemen tech would be great - Flintstones initI'm voting that. But to give you my complete AV voting:
1. Cavemen Tech
2. Maps (we did it before but hey, there's lots of maps to have fun with)
3. Rejected kids books - we did it before AND Something Awful did it too but it's a great idea for easy lols
(1. Cavemen Tech
2. Maps (we did it before but hey, there's lots of maps to have fun with)
3. Rejected kids books - we did it before AND Something Awful did it too but it's a great idea for easy lols
rob,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:10,
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no thanks i'm driving Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:35,
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no, not meBut I'll take credit for it if you like. (it was Rob Tinsley)
( rob,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:12,
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Have I misunderstood this competition?Cucumber Man!
( brettvincent hmmmm,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:13,
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dont show smash monkey that! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:18,
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No one really seems to like cucumbers...I suppose there are only so many NSFW images you could put up with.
(,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:12,
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I like itbut I like Childrens books as well
So which is best?
There's only one way to find out....
(So which is best?
There's only one way to find out....
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:15,
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Maps have been donebut if it was tweaked to 'Places' it would get my vote.
eg:
(eg:
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:37,
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Superheroes has been done to deathit'll be repost-tastic with shoe-horned and tenuous links.
Maps for the win here, please
(Maps for the win here, please
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:04,
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Didn't we already do inappropriate kids books?
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:13,
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We did superheroes not too long ago...I know we did!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:32,
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