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[challenge entry] WARNING: This sex toy may piss on your self-confidence.


EDIT: Should be alright now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Yikes
do you do a pocket version?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:50, archived)
# You mean like clown's pocket?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:51, archived)
# too tight for me bud
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:52, archived)
# I was expecting this comment from the start. :'D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Wonder if there's a 'Portal' version?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:55, archived)
# My first thought
exactly
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Any eliptical ring qualifies as a subtle Portal reference these days~
Should probably play through 2 again, I really liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:05, archived)
# I really enjoyed it too!
I did the co-op with Mr Prodge :D

Edit: You on PS3 or Xbox?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Nicely! I haven't had the chance to go on co-op yet. Looks fun though.
And I'm on Xbox ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Boo!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:30, archived)
# ^ This
Don't know anyone with it though, all my friends spend their console time masochistic pleasure out of being OMGPWNED by 12 year olds playing Call of Duty 17 :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:51, archived)
# I'm partial to a bit of Call of Duty.
4 was the best one; I'll be surprised if Modern Warfare 3 is going to be better.

I only know one person with Portal 2, and I think he's gone to watch Transformers 3 tonight. I wish him luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:57, archived)
# I pwn all the kids on black ops and bc2.
MW3
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Agreed.
And I'm steering clear of all Treyarch releases out of spite.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Oh man... Black Ops...
I pound a full magazine of rounds into him and he doesn't flinch. He shoots me in the leg and I go down like a sack of shit.

Fuck that game.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:04, archived)
# Haha, it can be frustrating.
And that anti-lag system they use is fucking useless.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:06, archived)
# And it takes ages to be sorted into a game.
I could go get a degree in computer science and take a bath before I finally get to play.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Eitherway, I'm off to pwn some noobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:12, archived)
# *goes off to nwn some pubes*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:20, archived)
# (Try to) have fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:25, archived)
# I won a copy of the first game as a Steam download when the 2nd one came out
but it turns out my video card is one step too low on my Mac Pro tower.

The fucking thing is good enough to handle professional editing & graphics software, but it can't run goddamn Portal or TF2, even.
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:41, archived)
# I have the same problem with my Mac.
Shit-hot at design software but useless for gaming. Minecraft's alright though... mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:51, archived)
# When I got my (now ancient) laptop I went to MacExpo a few months later and picked up Giants: Citizen Kabuto and No One Lives Forever for about a fiver each ... still quality games :)
More enjoyment for Mac ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:56, archived)
# The game library, unfortunately, isn't as big for the Mac.
But the games they have aren't bad at all; I saw CoD4 in the Apple shop once.

I tend to stick to emulators, for the Mega Drive etc. They work really well on Macs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:07, archived)
# This is very true
I have an array of Sonic titles that I pop into Genesis Plus on a weekly basis :D
Also SMS Plus gets a regular airing ... I'm intending to buy a new turbo computer at some stage soon, hopefully it'll then be up to running Kega Fusion and I can play Knuckles Chaotix and Sonic CD too, fingers crossed
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:13, archived)
# I've had Sonic CD on here for a while now.
It works pretty well indeed. I'd get more SNES ROMs if I had a decent controller. It's fiddly as hell with a keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:26, archived)
# It was ages ago that I set them up
but Emulator Enhancer and Gamepad Companion both (either, or working together, can't remember it was so many years ago I set them up) allow you to use a USB joypad - I use my 360 controller for games that need it - although strangely enough I prefer the keyboard for a lot of them!
Anything you'd recommend on the SNES front? I've only tried the Marios and Starfox so far ... well, and Putty Squad, but I loved the original of that title back on the Amiga anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:35, archived)
# 360 controllers work on Macs? o.o
This is news to me. I shall have to look into that. As for the SNES, I would recommend games like Super Metroid without a shadow of a doubt. Also, the Donkey Kong Country games are worth a go too, with the 2nd being my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:39, archived)
# The USB ones do anyway, probably not the wireless.
Cheers for that, I shall do some investigating :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Just found a driver for the USB 360 controller (which I have)
I'll give it a quick go now ^^ cheers for that. And no problem!

EDIT: Works perfectly on Kega Fusion :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:44, archived)
# tokyosexwhale sums up how it would be.
tokyosexwhale.wordpress.com/2011/05/01/what-are-you-doing-dave/
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:48, archived)
# I might need one of these.
Seeing as I am now single for the first time in 13 years!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Bad times :(
But are you sure you want THIS one?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Yes, I need somewhere to sleep!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Good call :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:04, archived)
# :(
sorry to hear that mate.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Is this grim or great?
*awaits indication to insert correct emoticon*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:05, archived)
# It's ended as amicably as it could have.
We're to remain good friends :)

Edit: Anyone fancy a fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Very kind, Jeevesy, but I have to make spaghetti bolognese.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:12, archived)
# I haven't done a Spag Bol for ages!
NOM
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:15, archived)
# I've JUST HAD spaghetti bolognese.
Spooky.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:19, archived)
# The only aids I use are the ones I keep in the syringe by the door.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:08, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiUBrytO52k&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:12, archived)
# *awaits re-branding fee*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Quite
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:49, archived)
# ^-^ this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Nope. Don't see the similarity meself.


Click for bigger (225 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Yup
Same shite, different header. Way to face up to your responsibilities, NotW.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:49, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/10472345
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:51, archived)
# They'll probably...
...just call it SUN - day.
Because they have to make all their puns insanely obvious so the knuckle dragging air trouts can understand.
(Megamoss, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:54, archived)
# my thoughts exactly
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Silver Spongs
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:29, archived)
# What's the matter, Champ? Champ, wake up! Wake up!
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:34, archived)
# They has a secret...


/edit: this is my 2nd animation ever... amidoinitright?
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:36, archived)
# If something moves/changes, (and you're happy with it), then you're definitely on the right track.
That's probably the best advice I can give, man.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Speaking of tracks...
I completely forgot the whole reason I made this, which was to accompany this other thing I made soundcloud.com/freegiant/blow-your-load-on-hope
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Crucial flaws? Didn't know they came flatpacked...
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Well, I got it
and clicked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:40, archived)
# You've just got to RAM the pieces together
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:08, archived)
# My floor can run Photoshop, 3DS Max, World of Warcraft and NASA, all at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:44, archived)
# My floor runs the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:46, archived)
#
Memory *is* RAM!
(billiepipersteeth, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Let's kill Hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:22, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Is this the new Morrison rebranding?
I like
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:21, archived)
# ICA? I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:22, archived)
# It's a Chemical company for dislexics
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:23, archived)
# de ris:
www.favorite-movies.net/images/cache/screen_image_374796.jpg
(You can barely make out the poster in the background.)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:34, archived)
# This is gonna be I love horses isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:38, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Ok I retract
(Which isn't easy when yer sitting down)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Car blinds™
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:01, archived)
# What?
Nowhere to put your beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Ooooh.... now that's classy.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:02, archived)
# ill buy that for a dollar!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:07, archived)
# blinds in a car?
bindun - have a look at James Bond's white Lotus Esprit - that has lovely black fitted blinds
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:42, archived)
# That's special
*clickety click*
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:09, archived)
# That's a cheap Nissan.
It doesn't even have cruise control.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 0:56, archived)
# Coming this Sunday at an excitingly higher price

Same thinly veiled bigotry and semi naked girls of questionable age that you know and love
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:52, archived)
# i don't know these semi naked girls
and any photos that you have are clearly fakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:00, archived)
# I hope this Sunday Sun falls through as well.
Same shit, different arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Nope
Same arsehole!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:01, archived)
# "Sunday Sun" was registered as a newspaper two days ago
Words fail me.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:00, archived)
# How'd you know that?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Sky News
about half an hour ago.

I trust it because it's owned by News Interna... oh
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Sunday Sun has been going since August 2001, news & ents for NE England
www.sundaysun.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Yes, the Sunday Sun already exists.
The URL he's talking about is thesunonsunday.com
(pfft- Number of whois requests exceeded for this server)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Ah ok.
https://www.verio.com/whois/whois_results.cfm?fuseaction=whois_results&domain=thesunonsunday.com&cid=%27%24%3AOUSP%3FLSP%20%20%0A

Domain Name: thesunonsunday.com
Created On: 05-Jul-2011 00:00:00
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:27, archived)
# They move fast
twitter.com/#!/TheSunOnSunday

'Born out of the ashes of my father, the News of the World. Expect me to be on the shelf, full of lovely adverts by the end of July...'

I think a Twitter blitz might be fun just to fuck with them.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:41, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10472226
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Yes.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:03, archived)
# haha
where's that web page text altering thingy when you need it most....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Windscale = Bad.
Sellafield = Good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Their missiles are full of death
ours are full of peace.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Ha-ha! Exactly like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Design flaw eh.....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:52, archived)
# I think this is an excellent idea. I can't see any flaws.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Handy for long haul flights
(that weren't intended to be long haul)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:07, archived)
# Snooze button is absolutely essential.
Those extra 9 minutes can mean the difference between happy refreshed pilots and grumpy crashy ones...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:10, archived)
# You've flown RyanAir as well then?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:23, archived)
# I was gomming out when first I looked at this.
All better, now.
Woo, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Apologies for being an idiot....
gomming?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Spaced out. Like veg on the sofa.
(May only be specific to Hertfordshire)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Ah ta
I lived there for 12 years - don't remember it but meh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:40, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:32, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:33, archived)
# hahahaha
top photoshopping :D woo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:34, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:36, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:37, archived)
# ^Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:05, archived)
# I wonder what
99.999999999% of newsletter subject line suggestions will be about tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Thatcher is dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:38, archived)
# !?!? THE NEWS OF THE WORLD WILL HAVE A FIELD DAY
....oh, wait.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:42, archived)
# woo
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Excellent :D
Oh well, that's this week's /boards sorted :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:38, archived)
# The Newsletter title has essentially written itself this week too
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Just read this on the Grauniad site
"News of the World also has the sunday.co.uk domain name. At the moment it redirects to newsoftheworld.co.uk, but potentially provides scope for a differently titled Sunday newspaper."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:40, archived)
# The Sun, now 7 days a week
That's going to happen (apparently that's flying around twitter already)

So the scapegoat looks like the News Of the World logo.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Yes, I think we can all agree
it's time to put the terrible abuses of that logo behind us.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:06, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Oh no!!!
What am I going to do?

/phones the star
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Top stuff
what's the betting the Daily Fail picks up on all these

"Our reporters have been hacking B3ta again - err - no - scouring the nett for...."
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:00, archived)
# There I was, browsing through the pages of Computer Shopper...
.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
so true

(you forgot the price, though...which should be double that of the PC)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Don't worry about the price.
It's shiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:30, archived)
# So true
But SHiNY costs more!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Ooooo.... I like the bottom one.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:28, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:41, archived)
# the apple advert should just be a picture of this iSpecialist cunt:
s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnujh4tNJV1qmuig5o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1310129383&Signature=vXmixxEnbcXyXNzvfRBIg3Kbeb4%3D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Oh yes.
Perfect.
:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# The what? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Crafty ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Er.... nothing.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Thank you anyway =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:17, archived)
# ha ha nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:13, archived)
# R.I.P News of the world, you were the intellectual Sunday Sport of newspapers :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Oh christ. What piece of crap 'newspaper' is Mrs Mole going to buy now....?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:16, archived)
# 168 years in press and about 168hrs to kill it...fitting really
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:19, archived)
# 1843? Blimey, I had no idea...
I had no idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Cool
But they might hack into your account!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:14, archived)
# compo it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:20, archived)
# kerlick
it wouldn't suprise me if they did rebrand it at the rate it's going. Yesterday I was like oh god they didn't hack murder victims phones!how could it get worse....
today it's families of dead soldiers...
I'm trying to think of how they could possibly dig them selves an even deeper hole...
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Knowing them, they'd probably join the Daily Mail.
At least then shitty behaviour is expected.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:24, archived)
# in next weeks World in the News
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:24, archived)
# ^ this
They'll either simply replace it, or not worry about it. Murdoch's control of UK's media is so complete he doesn't really need it any more anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:27, archived)
# FUCK ME
they've just axed the paper
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:30, archived)
# I should have read the 'news' before I posted that......
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Nicely done, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a cuppa!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:08, archived)
# This deserves more comments
What font matching software do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:26, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:43, archived)
# ARF!
I hear the furious making of 100 NOTW pics, unfortunately you're gonna get buried.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:50, archived)
# They're not very waterproof, judging by the picture.
Looks like tea leaked into the water.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 0:58, archived)
# Ha ha hahahahhahahhahaha!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14070733
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:59, archived)
# GOTCHA
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Now
Sun, Star, Sport and Daily Fail please.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Not necessarily in that order
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:07, archived)
# All at once in some epic fight against The Man, I'm sure.
We just need to find something to nick them all for.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Don't forget The Express
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:09, archived)
# But then
where would we get all the latest News about Diana?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:25, archived)
# And the Mirror.
TBH, all I ever read is Car and Classic.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Holy fuck!
That's huge news!
And rather wonderful too.

Or do you think it's just a trick to make people buy the last ever issue as a collector's item. Then the following week he'll announce that actually they won't be closing after all...

Edit: Oh I see last week's was the final issue. Hooray!
Edit edit: Oh I see that next week's will be the final issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:02, archived)
# It'll be rebadged as "The Sunday Sun"
take about 6 weeks to re launch I reckon
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Ohh
mind the piss!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# RingRing...RingRing
Hello, I'm not in right now, but if you'd like to leave a message I'll read it in the Sun Tomorrow
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:08, archived)
# ^^ this is genius
*changes answerphone message*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:19, archived)
# We'll probaby just get
a re-branded "Sunday Sun" instead.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# ^ exactly what I was thinking.
By Christmas, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:26, archived)
# two words: Deflection, Rebranding
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Yes. But I'm sure they'll have learnt their lesson and will report in an honest and responsible manner from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:18, archived)
# it will now be know as 'the weekly world news'
with up to the minute news stories of hitler on the moon and wommin having space babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:36, archived)
# 1 issue left according to their statement
"News International has announced that it is closing the News of the World - Sunday 10 July 2011 will be it's last ever edition."

So yes, this sundays will be completely bought out by e-bay types and will likely reappear in daytime tv bargain hunt 2035 by saddo's wearing space helmets looking for a fiscal reward for doing fuck all apart from sitting on their space backsides in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:41, archived)
# That was fucking ninja'd sir
B3ta news strikes again!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:03, archived)
# I got the news from Lu on fb.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Hells bloody bells,
The timestamp on the BBC story was 16.57, your post was 16.59. It takes me longer than that to fire up Paint!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# hopefully the rest will follow
"Mr Murdoch said proceeds from the last edition would go to good causes."

next years Bilderberg buffet fee?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Mr Murdoch financing his own torture and execution?
Or a holiday at Gitmo?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Fucking right!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:03, archived)
# R.I.P.
Rot In Purgatory.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Ring in Please?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# 4EVA IN R HARTZ N ANSAFONES
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# NO1 IS WEEPIN XOXOXOXOX
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:35, archived)
# it's a diversionary tactic
it's putting some people who had nothing to do with the allegations out of work, and no doubt making more money from the re/launch of their next Sunday paper.

I'd rather it carried on with a sense of honesty and the people at the top were actually seen to be being punished, not the unfortunate and innocent reporters (as innocent a NI reporter can be) who joined in the last 6 months.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Yeah, I imagine they will probably end up going to other papers or media.
Something stable and secure, so they won't be going to Channel 5.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Yes it's a diversionary tactic
But Captain Give-a-fuck has seen the Give-a-fuck signal shining high over the skies of Give-a-fuck city, he's jumped into the Give-a-fuckmobile and raced out of the Give-a-fuckcave. Sadly, as a consequence there's no-one left to give a fuck about NotW journalists losing their jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:21, archived)
# complete scum
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahah
about fucking time
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:17, archived)
# COME ON MY SUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Fucking hell
Reading Murdoch's press release makes me want to vomit. He was directly responsible for the type of 'journalism' practiced there. There is no-one with a greater share of the blame than him.
Now watch the Sky merger go ahead anyway. The Government is so far inside his pocket they can't even see daylight. I hope the whole corrupt house of card falls down and takes every one of those cunts with it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:24, archived)
# On a lighter note....
www.b3ta.com/board/10472163
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Haha
Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Best selling birthday/greetings cards. Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:29, archived)
# THIS
HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:51, archived)
# it's been going for the last 168 years
it is in need of a rebranding anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:38, archived)
# wiv da angles
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Why is Dick Dastardly locked in that rucksack...?
*gets it really*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
# More office LOlage. You guys are cracking me up
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:45, archived)
# pfffffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Been playing around in Zbrush
Took 3 hours. Still gonna keep working on it.
Kind of looks like Akuma mixed with Batou mixed with Blanka mixed with Heihachi...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:35, archived)
# That's superb.
Clever taters.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)
# truly wonderful
what program do you usually use for your 3d work? I've been playing with sculptris recently just for fun.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:41, archived)
# I use 3D studio max. Have been for about 10 years
Just trying to speed up my workflow, and try and find my own style in zbrush. Its a bloody fiddly program - like nothing ive ever used before. Once you get used to it, its really powerful, but it hurts my brain to use...

Sculptris is good - ive had a wee mess with that.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Now you just need one of those 3D rapid-prototype printers....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
#
https://www.facebook.com/AndrewHickinbottomArt?sk=photos#!/media/set/?set=a.180517598651665.31453.133202376716521

A company in china printed a prototype, moulded it and made 50 of them out casts. Im currently boxing some of them up for customers now :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:48, archived)
# O_O
Wow!
Your own personal army.

That's amazing taters old chap. Amazing.
Clever sod.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:50, archived)
# just spent the last 20 mins going through those pics
amazing, bloody amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:06, archived)
# nice
brilliant program too, pity i was crap with it.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Excelsior!
Goes from a shape to a less hardened Marve to slightly looking like Abun Sur
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:51, archived)
# number 3 is like grace jones.
the first two are a bit low poly, are they for a game.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:54, archived)
# the first one is for the DS
the 2nd one is for the xbox 360
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Damn that's cool
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Kinda reminds me
of the Martian Manhunter (DC)
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:01, archived)
# #4 looks like the Green Goblin mask in the Sam Raimi Spiderman films.
Nice work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Fantastic!!
I've been wanting to ask you this for ages - can you recommend any UK firms that (are good and) do 3d prints via upload? I've got a few architectural models and bits I wouldn't mind trying...
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:13, archived)
# fantastic!
You changed a lovely sculpture into Kryton.

EDIT: very nice and clicked
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Lovely.
I should probably give this a go, at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Ronseals
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Hmmm
Does it work on bees?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:13, archived)
# I missed this on my first look through /board.
Apologies - I've made amends by clicking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry] quick n dirrrty
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Haha
brilliant! *cleck*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Hahaha fuck
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Their way of saying hello. A bit like the masonic handshake.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Hang on, the alarm went off...
*checks*
nope, all ok
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:18, archived)
# :D Scampi Fries FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! MAP, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Ooh you sexy fecker
I'll meet you in the cuntshed
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Hello you.
How much do I love this:

www.b3ta.com/board/10471454

A great deal that's how much.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:58, archived)
# smell yer mam!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:11, archived)
# This screams newspaper-ad crap.
I love it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:15, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:20, archived)
# I like the flickery bit when it switches on.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
# This ^
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:24, archived)
# ha ha ha
Nice lighting action


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:35, archived)

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