b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 39746 (Older | Newer)

# 1 hour 'Rawhead Rex' (painted from memory)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:56, archived)
# memory of what?
A bad experience with online dating?
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Watching A-Team on acid?
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:12, archived)
# I read in the newsletter
some site where you 'draw stuff from memory' so I had a go at this. I'm too lazy to google him to see how accurate I was.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:17, archived)
# memory?
o_O it's rather good :D
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:06, archived)
# that is pretty sweet
I hadn't heard of the movie before, one to download look out for.

from a Clive Barker story?
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:14, archived)
# thats the chap.
I liked the movie. It had a sinister rural Irish feel to it - coupled with a 9 foot tall pagan demon running riot round the countryside.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Ooo Do like a good Clive Barker book
Imajica was his best I reckon.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:47, archived)
# UNEXPECTED OWL!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:48, archived)
# THE WORST KIND!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:50, archived)
# I KNOW A CRACKING OWL SANCTUARY!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:54, archived)
# The owl looked at the camera,
could've got one that could act.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:04, archived)
# hahaha!
Now that's just silly.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:56, archived)
# Haha.
Looks more entertaining than the Countdown Binary Special they did.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:00, archived)
# I'd like to appreciate the joke but, my goodness, her bum looks lovely there.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:20, archived)
# I concur
She has a fantastic arse.

I must watch more countdown.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:27, archived)
#
countdown of her arse
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:43, archived)
# Easy
1+1+1+1+1+1 = a very sixy bum
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:29, archived)
# I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT BUT FUCK OFF OK YOU CUNTS
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:44, archived)
# Hahahaha! Top work :D
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:52, archived)
# (1+1)*(1+1+1)+1
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:58, archived)
# I'd give her 1
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 5:49, archived)
# hahaha!
fab
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:32, archived)
# W should be a vowel, dammit!
awesome though!
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:42, archived)
# i'd have clicked this
if you had used Vorderman
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 7:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Mammy!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Owl jOwlson
countdown to "racist" comments 10,,,9,,,8,,,
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:17, archived)
# White people smell like pork
Will that do?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:22, archived)
# *runs away in tears*
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:25, archived)
# also they're stupid, lazy and entitled
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:25, archived)
# not that I sincerely believe any such sweeping generalisation
if I'm honest, there are fuckwits out there of every ethnic background

AND I'M SURROUNDED BY THEM
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Have you been playing with that fuckwit magnet again?
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:09, archived)
# we're all just turds bobbing in the sewer of life
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:11, archived)
#
But some of us are looking at the rats.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:11, archived)
# : D
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Huh... XD
Oh by the way, Top Gun has just started on E4+1, for anyone who's interested in plane porn.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:17, archived)
# I preferred the sequel.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:37, archived)
# no-one's gonna be mad, just come out of the closet, Mr Cruise
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:52, archived)
# My second attempt at getting sued...
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 1:05, archived)
# "This gives me a hard-on." "Don't tease me."
Yup, no gay undertones in this film WHATSOEVER.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:55, archived)
# i always thought they smell like wet chickens
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:44, archived)
# he's long dead, he won't hear 'em
he won't hear 'em 

 
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:24, archived)
# well you being a racist and all
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:39, archived)
# hey, I thought we'd put that behind us? eh?
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Ha! That's exactly what I'd expect one of you lot to say.
/multi-purpose phrase blog
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry] It's been ages since I've done one of these.


Owls are creepy bastards.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:01, archived)
# pffffft
 
I WAS THINKING LAST NIGHT SOMEBODY HAD TO BUT IT WOULDN'T BE ME
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:25, archived)
# If you build it, they will come, dude.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 2:31, archived)
# Just because.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:55, archived)
# I cannot think
of a better reason. More of this.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:00, archived)
# borrowed dentures from Flanbase
you know that is unsanitary, right?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:01, archived)
# He gave them a good scrubbing beforehand :D
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:08, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:01, archived)
# It is saying
"Hurrrrrrrrr"

:D
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Well, it certainly ignited a chuckle here

Woo!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:18, archived)
# ahhhahhahhhah YES
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Thus raises a lot more questions than it answers.
In fact it doesn't answer any. *click*
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:50, archived)
# all I know is, Otto and Egon fucking love vegetables
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:10, archived)
# That's some sort of affront to cattishness.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:25, archived)
# ACTUAL LOLS
I just woke up my housemate thanks to this you git! :D
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 2:15, archived)
# that made me do a wheezy laugh
out loud
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:40, archived)
#
Howls moving castle

nsfw
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:33, archived)
# oh, my.
 
I SEE HE'S GOT HIMSELF SOME OF THOSE FANCY, NEON DICKS, AND SOME OWLS
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:28, archived)
# fancy that
made you look made you stare
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:44, archived)
# made you eat your underwear.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:04, archived)
# FUCKING EAT IT
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 1:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Yea yea
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:23, archived)
# gosh
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:27, archived)
# there goes my appetite
edit: needs brown skid mark to make it a winner ;p
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Idiot.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:29, archived)
#
yea yea, whatever, LOL
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:33, archived)
# LOL LOL LOL LOL
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:36, archived)
# erm
thanks
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:32, archived)
# good to see your photo shoot went well
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooooook. So can I just leave this here, then?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Yes
Yes you can
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Thanks. It appears I have more.


Sorry about this everyone.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this count, even?


Yeah, it probably does and FUCK YOU ALL I HATE YOU.

I'm going for a lie down.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:49, archived)
# that is a very nice picture
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:29, archived)
# YOU'RE a very nice picture.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:46, archived)
# God yes
Sorry I've only got the one like
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:46, archived)
# She is lovely.
Wow.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Top scribbles! :)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:51, archived)
# *logged in*...saw this...*logged out*
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:56, archived)
# then at the speed of light
posted ^this message before the logout could take effect ;p
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:08, archived)
# M Night Shyalabeouf
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:12, archived)
# is that columbo?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Mahmoud Ahmadinejad after a shave
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Boo!


Read more at www.piecomic.com
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# I like your comics
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)
# twit t'
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:04, archived)
# going to sleep in glasses and bowtie? What madnes is this?
I like it though. Yay / wooooo....?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:06, archived)
# What kind of mad person would sleep without them?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:09, archived)
# What if you dream you're at a fancy party
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:10, archived)
# this is good
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:51, archived)
# genuine laugh!
out loud, even
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:34, archived)
# RIP Lucian Freud
I think he caught the Queen perfectly in his portrait
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:55, archived)
# ma'ammary
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:01, archived)
# too soon
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:02, archived)
# To the tower!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Oh God, no...
NO!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:10, archived)
# A great artist gone
:(
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:15, archived)
# see you at the tower


also,may he rest in peas
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:18, archived)
# god,
shave that queen (please)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:21, archived)
# no no no no no no !!!
pass the bleach
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:24, archived)
# RIS?
No, I can't tell what it is yet!

Oh hang on... is that a mirror?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:24, archived)
# no silly
the clue is that she has no chin whiskers and he does
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Gillette, the best a Ma'am can get.
god shaved the queen.

edit/ anyone steals that subject line to make an image and i'll hunt you down, it's mine. *fires up shop
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:32, archived)
# ha ha ha.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:35, archived)
# don't shoot--I think you've seen this anyway
technically, it's not God--it's Jesus. And technically, it's not Jesus--it's George W. Bush

(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:38, archived)
# I completely forgot that he painted my mum's best friend, once.
'Portrait in Red Chair'. I just looked it up.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:46, archived)
#
painted my mum's best friend tainted my best friend's mum
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:49, archived)
# BELM
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Well, it's not flattering.
But then they're generally not, are they?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:56, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:40, archived)
# NURRRRRR
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)
# well at least someone liked it (i think)
Thats the last time im spending more than a few mins shopping something...
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:18, archived)
# I do like it

The same thing always happens to me when I make something better than mediocre.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:26, archived)
# *head assplodes from trying to work out the logic of that sentence*
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:35, archived)
# :D
looks like he has a chip on his shoulder, but oddly, lacks a shoulder
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Nice
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry] one i did for another site
about a bladerunner remake

(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Is that from the Wuzzles?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:15, archived)
#
nah it's kowl from she-ra: princess of power
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:02, archived)
# there are other sites?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:17, archived)
# haha
He's pulling your leg
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:20, archived)
# There is no other site.
Only b3ta, and well you know it!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:22, archived)
# There is one other site.
The one about loving horses.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Oh yeah.
FurAffinity.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:29, archived)
# That and UNIQLOCK
The rest of the internet is just a waste.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Oh fuck. You owe me 23 minutes of my life.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:28, archived)
# Addictive,
isn't it?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 0:33, archived)
# You know, the one where this guy makes these neato t-shirts.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:01, archived)
# guess I'm rissing on it's compo connection
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry] shootout at OK CorrOwl
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Could only happen out in the owld west.....
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:17, archived)
# smile when you say that, Pardna
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:20, archived)
# I just tried hooking my little fingers in the corners of my mouth and pulling into a smile shape..
Then said it out loud... but it just made me sound like Janet Street Porter...
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:35, archived)
# *sigh*
guess I'll just plug you right here and leave you for buzzard bait, ye no-a'count skalleywag
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Cowlboy! sHooter!
Clint Eastoowoo??
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Robert DuvOwl
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Owl Brynner?
We need a full Magnificent Seven of these.

Or at least a Young Guns. "Chavez Chavez! You do it with your owl!"
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Simon c'Owl scowl
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:54, archived)
# i did this earlier

and rodneymcplum beat us both to it.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Arrrgh, I knew it!
Meant to make it earlier, just never got the time. Great chest curls by the way.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:13, archived)
# haha the c is silent
he is such an unt
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Too subtle?
Problay but here it is anyway.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Well I like it, so I've clicked it.
But I do think it spoils the fun a bit when people tell you something that they did is subtle.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Ha
good sport I won't ruin your fun in the future :D
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Graffiti writer Skeme from the early days of modern graffiti.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Late night NSFW VAG CREAN anyone?
Happy Birthday Florentine Lahme!


Click for NSFW
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Terence Stamp for tomorrow, please!
Unless he was requested earlier.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:26, archived)
# He was requested before, so does that mean you don't want me to do him?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Just do Stamp, bitch.
Thank you.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:33, archived)
# KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
so that means I get my runner-up, right?
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 1:26, archived)
# That's not nsfw .....that's art........
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Does that mean I have to stop fwapping?
* On a separate note, I have just accidently pushed my finger through the loo paper and I am now feeling a little violated!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Accidently on purpose I bet....! just like every other day...!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:50, archived)
#
note

Sheet
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:51, archived)
# I always wondered how you made these pictures
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Not quite sure where to leave this...
Ran out of warning signs on Monday, this week would have been a REALLY bad time for a health+safety audit...



Came back afte lunch today and some git had cut his other arm off!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Do you like our owl?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Whoa, nostalgia...
BBC B. Quality machine.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:32, archived)
# We had BBC Bs at middle school (before they were replaced by the Acorn Archimedes)
They were for open evening show only - no child was allowed anywhere near them
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:53, archived)
# wub wub wub wub..wubb
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] does it go grrrrrrrrrowlf grrrrrrrrrowlf splish splish splash


Click for bigger (97 kb)

also heres a giant robotic owl attacking detroit
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:16, archived)
# previously in; Sequential Art
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:20, archived)
# was it ?
i made it from a board suggestion ages ago.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:22, archived)
# I was on about your comment...before you crammed in the picture. :)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:25, archived)
# slow and clumsy ninja falling down stairs type edit, sorry about that
my one and only owl related picture
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Reminds me of Quatermass and the pit.....
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:44, archived)
# your peeled banana appears to have a maggot infestation
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Yay... I resisted going to the pub earlier and was really proud of myself..... now I want to go again..
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:43, archived)
# chips and green lager yeah!!!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:51, archived)
# I think it maybe Buckfast.... I'v still never had that or seen it for sale anywhere...
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:06, archived)
# that's coz you don't buy it - you nick it!!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Hahaha..... Am I right in thinking that once the contents are consumed....
It is then the custom to attack someone with the emptied bottle...
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:14, archived)
# It's Girl Beer!
\o/
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Get your Buck on
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:29, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds