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[challenge entry] Pictures of black lungs won't stop kids smoking.


This might
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:53, archived)
# rip heef ledger 4eva in da ground
 

 
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:59, archived)
# So he was bitten by a
toxic combination of prescription drugs
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:09, archived)
# YES, RIGHT IN THE DICK
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:11, archived)
# I hate those dicknecks
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:14, archived)
# StumpBroke Mountain spawned Levi's commercial
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:11, archived)
# That hanger's bent.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:15, archived)
# it's a swivel, just like he is
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:25, archived)
# I wasn't talking about the shirt
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:42, archived)
# ;p
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:16, archived)
#
unless they are gay.. then it may encourage it
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:40, archived)
# 'Fake Ads' has finished now, hasn't it?
Click for bigger.

Ah well. cfb/tfb.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:06, archived)
# cfb
doesn't usually mean "click for blog"
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:18, archived)
# did you get the flowers i sent you yet?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:19, archived)
# yes, they were dead. IS THIS SOME KIND OF A THREAT
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:35, archived)
# ACTUALLY, IT WASN'T FLOWERS IT WAS AN ONION
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
that'll make your eyes water
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:51, archived)
# I always do my hoochie dances with shitty patio furniture, it is super hot
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:12, archived)
# hoochie dance?
That was part of the Ikea instructions.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:49, archived)
# 1) MAKE DAT FURNITURE 2) SHAKE DAT ASS
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:11, archived)
# Fixed :)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:22, archived)
# Yup
But it's warnings now, so knock yourself out!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:25, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:32, archived)
# nicely shopped
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 1:31, archived)
# i feel stupid that i dont understand :(
Pabst Blue Ribbon?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 1:46, archived)
# me 2
oh well:
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 1:48, archived)
# 's my guess too
Guess the sign is a hipster too.
I know there's a Blue Ribbon/Hipster interface but that's it....right on the edge of my cultural envelope too.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 1:50, archived)
# caution: FUCKING HIPSTERS
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:00, archived)
# i must be getting old. HA HA
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:13, archived)
# yeah, hipsters bring out the Frank Booth in me too
 
truth be told I drink a lot of Heineken, but it's not even the imported kind, it's the local brewed-under-licence Waikato pisswater
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:32, archived)
# Blue Ray-Ban?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:16, archived)
# *shrugs*
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:18, archived)
# FUCK THAT SHIT!
/Frank Booth
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:32, archived)
# Filename for clarification
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:42, archived)
# I can't sleep so i remebered something i sketched in my highschool work diary..
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 1:10, archived)
# Don't trust someone who doesn't doodle things like this on a regular basis.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 1:41, archived)
# I got a right telling off last week from my mate's 13-year-old daughter.
She was playing Mario Kart on my DS and noticed that the 'emblem' I'd scrawled for the side of the kart was a CDC.
She threatened to tell my mum about my childishness!
I'm 38 years old.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 1:47, archived)
# So she now gets whatever she wants?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Nope.
It's clearly a cartoon mouse head.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 0:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 1:59, archived)
# Don't start me
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:28, archived)
# would you like a hand down the stairs miss
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:40, archived)
# Last time she said yes to that
got her to where she is today
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:47, archived)
# I didn't, but drop that one and I will.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:42, archived)
# mmmm.. sausages
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:58, archived)
# fancy, neon dicks
 
and a crazy huge ballsack, I note
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:30, archived)
# Obviously related...


Say it out loud


(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Varning!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:59, archived)
# Cannot unsee!
Skid HEIL!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 1:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Never ignore a sign.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:18, archived)
# THats another stray
postman dealt with.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:20, archived)
# They're a big problem along desert highways.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:27, archived)
# cats are a problem in Pakistan
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:39, archived)
# 'Please, no more pussy?'
Also, is that Josef Fritzl whacking that guy?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:40, archived)
# nnnnn oo
this guy's being flogged for fornication--Fritzl wouldn't fuss over a trifle like that
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:43, archived)
# True. After all, he's the Dungeon Master.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 1:08, archived)
# MASSIVE FUCKING DUCK
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Ducks are bonkers
But I love them. Nicely :)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:25, archived)
# FUCK A DUCK!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:28, archived)
# ok...wait...no..erm..what?!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:36, archived)
# reflections
look like an oil spill. And you're missing the keystone or is that it stretched beyond all recognition. Sorry if I have no clue.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:12, archived)
# (after the edit)
not really a shop, but a crop of another pic
(cropped with the shop, if that helps!)

going for the duck/swan ducking joke

poor maybe, but related
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 3:42, archived)
[challenge entry] rar!

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 1:57, archived)
# Raiders of the Lost Episode
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Looks
a bit mid-booty shake
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:14, archived)
# at the expense of his head I'd say
shakin' booty shrinks heads
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:17, archived)
# whip disco was hot
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:14, archived)
# He's found the fuck.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha
instant classic
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:20, archived)
# hahaha
in the tavern of zardoz
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:20, archived)
# You only needed the title and the first frame
the rest writes itself
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:22, archived)
# arrrrrrgh :)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:26, archived)
# oh man that is fucking beautiful
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:41, archived)
# That's awesome. And it's that time...
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:55, archived)
# hahaha

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 1:26, archived)
# sweet, sweet fuck
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:03, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 1:55, archived)
# Fantastic
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:42, archived)
# I feel
hungry now
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
# i was, until i read that the woman on the right injected cooking oil into her face.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:47, archived)
# ahhhh
is that who that is. Cook her and fuck I say (fox mentality)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:50, archived)
#
she got addicted to surgery and when doctors refused to do any more she began to inject herself with cooking oil. here's before and after "corrective" surgery bit.ly/peIMdu
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Beast and the Beast.
I will have nightmares now.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)
# I'm interested to know how a person makes the jump from
"I want more surgery" to "I think I'll inject some cooking oil into my face".
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:12, archived)
# i'm interested to know how she didn't make the jump from the roof of her house to the ground
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Cooking oil
is levitation fuel, it stops the reallyneedacranetheyresofat types from breaking beds.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:16, archived)
# "....fill a swan up with fat it will float better, that's why we do it"
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:22, archived)
# and on that note


g'night you crazy cats
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:31, archived)
#
I recently had a large area of Wesson oil on my brown slacks.
I tried several things and finally I just soaked the entire pair of pants in Wesson oil.
The next step I removed as much of it with paper towels.
After that I used a half container of baby powder with corn starch all over the pants and let it set for 6-8 hours.
I scraped all of that off that I could and then soaked the pants in a cup of undiluted Dawn.
This sat over night.
I tried to removed as much of everything possible.
I hand washed the slacks and then I put them into the washing machine.
Everything came out but I had a dream that I sat on a church pew and left a big oil mark.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:39, archived)
# So, I punched him in the genitals.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:46, archived)
#
Ellen Lewis from Ontario, Canada writes;
"I've tried this a number of times, always with success.
To eliminate grease stains made from butter or cooking oil, put a little shampoo on the stain and then put it through the wash as usual.
There's no need to let it sit. It even works on old grease stains.
The rationale: shampoo gets the grease out of your hair, so why not your clothes too?"
Thanks for the dandy tip Ellen!! Works like a charm!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 1:23, archived)
# get the lead out. let the blood out.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:04, archived)
# THE SHOWER OF BLOOD THAT CLEANSES AND DIES
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:34, archived)
# My confirmation was like this
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:46, archived)
#
If you prepared a delicious meal only to find a cooking oil stain on your clothing, fear not.
Although cooking oil is greasy in nature, it does not have to be a permanent fixture on your clothing.
Remove oil stains from clothing carefully so the oil stain does not spread.
If you use the proper products and methods, you can effectively remove cooking oil stains from clothes in no time.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 1:27, archived)
# That sounds fun
and thrifty too!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:47, archived)
#
"If you have a set in grease stain, just spray the stain with WD-40 and let it sit about 20 minutes.
Then, rub a dollop of liquid dish detergent (Dawn is a good one) onto the WD-40 stain and rub in well.
Rinse and smear on a bit more dish detergent and then wash as usual"
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 1:25, archived)
# Thats a chin
only Terry Gilliam would love =)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:13, archived)
# But why?
I was going to have something to snack on, don't think I will now! =]
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:51, archived)
# hahaha
sorry about that
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:19, archived)
# STUPID HUMANS!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Those fire retardant hats are a godsend ;)
Woo
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Who are you calling retardant? >:(
The correct term is flammably challenged.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:27, archived)
# I thought it was spark-stic.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:38, archived)
# hahah
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:41, archived)
# hahaha
good film too
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Have an old pea ;)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:17, archived)
# I like this
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:19, archived)
# :D
Nice old pea
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:20, archived)
#
I hate those signs. The tracks don't make sense and sometimes I nearly crash.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:33, archived)
# hwo do they not make sense?
The car has done a 180 so the tyre tracks cross over.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:23, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:17, archived)
# Oh hai
Shit artwork is shit. Still liked the idea. Anyone want to do it betterer ?

(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:10, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Jokes are better than technique.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:16, archived)
# ...it's the thickness
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:17, archived)
#
That's what I keep telling Mrs JIT
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:17, archived)
#
I was actually replying to the jokes are better than technique comment but it works equally well with the thickness...
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:18, archived)
# No
I like it like this
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Made me smile
so who cares?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:26, archived)
# my fave compo entry so far
edit: can I change my mind? just looked at all compo's and I am mostly impressed, can't pick a fave.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry] You'll have someone's eye out with that if you're not carreful.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:09, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:25, archived)
# should read
dont point it at your face!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] and they banned Marmite ...
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Been down south recently
bat?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 1:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Seeing how my last warning was FP'd (thanks)
I thought it was my duty to translate it into Gaelic.

(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:37, archived)
# First rule of front page:
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:42, archived)
# You DON'T talk about the front page.
Second rule, wipe your shoes on the mat before you come in.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Maybe I should translate this
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Second rule of front page:
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Spoiler: mofaha = atomic
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:48, archived)
# No,...I like this one better.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Impossible!
Atomic still has thin skin
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:54, archived)
# In Soviet Ireland, Gaelic translates YOU.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Who let that gobshite on the front page?
:) great stuff!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:53, archived)
# good bye for a while


i'm off to amsterdam
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Have a lovely time and bring us back some drugs.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:31, archived)
# ^This
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:15, archived)
# like a cat in a coffee shop
 

 
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:09, archived)
# Have fun
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Don't lean on anything.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:33, archived)
# He could tilt at windmills
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Mark! Your mission is a go!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Tot ziens!
Have a great time :)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Genuine article from the BBC News website.....
cigs_fail
...and my first ever image post.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Congratulations on your first fail.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:25, archived)
# ^This
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha
this works
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:32, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:38, archived)
# "Did you shop anything? Yes or no!"
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:41, archived)
# I take it you shopped in the No Smoking sign?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:31, archived)
# all sorts of fuckwank be going on up in this jiggafuck
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:54, archived)
# ^what she said
...wait what did she said?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Especially this one.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:59, archived)
# gayjigga boat
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Fecking school holidays
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Say hello to my little green friend!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)
# That's what you say to all the ladies.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Small Jedi master gremlins are a great way to break the ice.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Scarsith needs all the help he can get.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Indeed.
Girls don't give a shit if you can fire lightning from your hands any more.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Yoda gonna hook him up.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:49, archived)
# 'Get a shag tonight, you will. Lad, you are.'
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:52, archived)
# The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:28, archived)
# I wish
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:15, archived)
# What about the Jews, Gays and them.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Them?
Van Morrison's old band? So, having a go at the paddys micks Irish
now?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:29, archived)
# I think by "Them" he means those Gaint Mutant Ants
www.imdb.com/title/tt0047573/

that was a film that filled me with fear as a child
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:31, archived)
# I've been invaded by ants over the last few months,
not that big, but close.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:37, archived)
# You really shouldn't be testing nuclear bombs in your garden
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Cartoons with problems...what next?
;)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)
# I hate racists
They should send them all back to racistland or wherever they come from.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:25, archived)
# shirley misogynistic?
unless that isn't a Jay-Z reference.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:09, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] WARNING: CHICKEN PHAAL
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:20, archived)
# now that is grim
But been there on the lav fortunately. Had one once.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, I wouldn't.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Xylophone hammers at the ready
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Flaming shit hammers, shirely
*This so needs to be be a song
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Flaming Shit Hammers.
I reckon it'd be speedcore.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)
# This is a very good idea
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:15, archived)
# I'll ask Daveexclamationmark if he passes by.
I'd have a go, but no software to make music with. :(
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)
# good lord, is she unshopped?
that aint normal (hips, not the obvious tits)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)
# i think she's tensing up
as the water will be cold.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Extreme yoga.
She's able to move her body mass from her stomach to her boobs at will.
The posture above is know as "The Barbie".
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Eugh, what IS that?!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:07, archived)
# It's somekind of sign or sorts
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Yeah, the thing next to that horse faced creature...
Thanks for clearing it up! :D
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:12, archived)
# she has jazz hands below her breasts, underneath her skin
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Haha! Good call :D
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Can't unsee.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Human...I think...possibly a female.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I had to pea this at some point.


seems as good as any.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:52, archived)
# haha :D
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:57, archived)
# We can only guess what 1/4 mile indicates ;D
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Lovethisone:D
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Classic Pea
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:39, archived)
# Hahaha, love this.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 0:40, archived)
# Was waiting for this to resurface...
have a well deserved click :)
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:36, archived)
# That's amazing!
She has almost the same name as Katie Price, and huge tits?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 9:55, archived)
# double lol
nice
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:49, archived)

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