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[challenge entry] No Rowing
(The-Gambit, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 2:12, archived)
# I thought two things when I saw the original story
Neither were "I hope Rowan's all right".

They were :

"I hope the car will be all right"
and
"What a hideous colour for an F1"
 
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 6:27, archived)
# TOO SOON :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 7:46, archived)
# Not Soon Enough
should've happened just after Black Adder
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 8:52, archived)
# what you mean 8:30 on thursday evening ?
or after the rerun on +1
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 9:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a quickie - like he's used to...
(thanatos, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 2:07, archived)
# Ha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 1:00, archived)
# needs more FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 1:46, archived)
# slight TJ:does this look like a bad PS job to anyone?

it looks suspicious to me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 1:49, archived)
# Yep.
Light source on face different colour and direction than on body.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 1:56, archived)
# that's exactly what i thought
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 1:57, archived)
# How about now?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 2:02, archived)
# That's more like it.
To clarify, I have no arts training, I'm using a 7 year-old laptop and I have 7 pints of cider in my body.
This image looks better shopped than the image above.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 2:06, archived)
# ah, i see you found the original, unedited pic
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 2:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 2:08, archived)
# *something about rock-forming tectosilicate minerals*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 2:18, archived)
# bognor! lols
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 2:44, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 6:19, archived)
# snake? snaaaaake? SNAAAAAAAAAAKE

click for de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 0:54, archived)
# Ha-ha!
*adds the fiend to the "buy a pint" list*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 0:55, archived)
# :D
woooooo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 1:05, archived)
[challenge entry] not as impressive as wormsign
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 0:21, archived)
# We got movie sign!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 0:42, archived)
[challenge entry] loose lips sink ships

(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Let slip the lips of war?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:34, archived)
# They had to touch the ham! They wouldn't let it lie!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:36, archived)
#
They were warned!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Why do they never heed the warnings! Heed Heed just fucking Heed!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:57, archived)
# I am ever-so careful with my Ham
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Inter Milan v Man Utd

(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:31, archived)
# the sport, parallel barbed wires, triggered range wars in the early American West
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:03, archived)
# hell yah
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:07, archived)
# haha i remember that
superb animation skillz !!!
edit: I never noticed the razor blade when you first posted this which explains why she's bleeding lots hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
# haha
did you just assume it was gratuitous menstruation humour?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:11, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Lovethisone:D
(herman:D, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:11, archived)
# This actually makes me wince!
Nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Cant stop watchin
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 10:16, archived)
# *pops the toaster down*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Pickles should have a spices line. Unless they're shit pickles.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:00, archived)
# *shits in pickles*
EDIT/ Duly changed
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:01, archived)
# YAY!
*sells pickled shits*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 0:05, archived)
# I was taking this very seriously
until the last one :)

I was wondering which I would grab first, should my house catch fire and I had to flee and was only allowed one jar.

Chutney would win with conserve coming a close second.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:47, archived)
# You'd let Paul Weller burn then?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 0:03, archived)
# excellent!
though surely marmalade should be Junior Campbell, Pat Fairley etc.?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 6:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] oh yeah!!!! signs compo again
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:36, archived)
# hahahahah
WIN
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Duck fisting!!
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:42, archived)
# I keep sniggering childishly at it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:44, archived)
# This was one of the first pics I saw on b3ta.
From then on I fell in love with this place. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:44, archived)
# I'm not taking any resposibility for the mess you've got yourself in...
but I'm down with cybersexing if you're coming on to me
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:52, archived)
# I think I'll pass on the offer.
My love lies with the site, only. o.o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:54, archived)
# It's quick and dirty
and I'm glad it's out of my head

ps check filename for why it hurt in my head
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)
# I'll bet you are
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:25, archived)
# I now have agoraphobia. Thanks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Does he bite?
Can I pet him?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 1:31, archived)
# With thanks/apologies to maiden

Edit: Also sorry to Clay and monocromatico for posting over them
Edit 2: It's also just occurred to me this should be "descent", not "ascent".
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Oh that's super, it is.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:08, archived)
# haha
I do like the way your mind works
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:09, archived)
# This cat evolution to come we are doomed as a species
our future is to be as slaves making kitty litter, harvesting catnip and creating balls of wool.
www.b3ta.com/board/9805528
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)
# I see you've been on to them for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)
# And the poor doggies, well it's gollywoggery if you ask me!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)
# embrace evolution
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Surely the next step is when he's hovering off the ground
defying gravity is the ultimate step in evolution.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Magneto's lies!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Meow! [Arf]
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yes!
(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry] was debating with myself whether I should do this one

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:03, archived)
# it's ok, they all fucked kids
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Hehe
Celebrity nonces are a neverending supply of gags
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Thalidomide Jesus required special attention
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Still, no excuse not to use the green cross code.
Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:38, archived)
# haha this is Health and Safety Approved
now just to do something regarding the deliberate running over of hedgehogs who are now more visible in their hi-viz jackets! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)
# excellent
this should be encouraged
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:42, archived)
# :) poor thing walks with a gimp
been hit before, I'd wager
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
# car ran over his toe..
he was lucky:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:44, archived)
# quality
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:05, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:34, archived)
# yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Wish it worked like this
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:29, archived)
# For Fun and Enjoyment of you drunken people here's the full Rotascoped Frankenstein Cat gif

Previously
Also
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)
# *nods thanks, pretending to know what rotascoping means*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Vector Masking for Video so that it's cut out from it's background and now has a transparency
which in video terms is called an Alpha Channel.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)
# cheers
I totally stopped with the whole video/after effects gubbins when I quit my job with videos etc. Primarily because my laptop is gash and could load after effects after about 10 minutes, but clicking anything led to full motherboard meltfuck.

My previous work computer was gooood
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Think "Full Contact" - that Amiga game by Team 17
..and the Jean-Claude Van Damme animated in silhouette. That was rotoscoped from 'Kickboxer'. it's basically tracing over live action sequences.
(CjR Mix, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Think Prince of Persia
Or Flashback.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Flashback..
or the better version - Another World. :)
(CjR Mix, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Prince of Persia original 1985 reference video.
quite interesting - If you know and love the original game.
www.1up.com/news/original-1985-reference-footage-prince
(CjR Mix, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:45, archived)
# ah
so like keying but without a key
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)
# It's like using the Pen Tool in Photoshop
only where you are able to keyframe each bezier node so you can create an animated Path.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
# I've done similar for tidying up chroma keys
i think.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Sounds about right
you can create an animated mask to create a garbage/junk matte for chroma key work making it easier on the program to key out the background (green screen or Blue Screen)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)
# yep that's it
I did a tutorial on junk mattes for the tidying up, but doing lots of work on specific thing without actually widely learning about the stuff has perhaps resulted in my current, or recent, ignorance.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Rotoscoping is simply that -
tracing over frame by frame of real life video footage to get that ultra slick looking animated look - like the games we've mentioned here.
(CjR Mix, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:44, archived)
# oh YES!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Excellent! That's very
rotascopic
(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:45, archived)
# nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:47, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10500359
(herman:D, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:34, archived)
# someone ad a portal to it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:11, archived)
# What is this cat?
Wheelie cat? Thriller cat?..
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Frankenstein Cat or Thriller Cat
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AprARYRMqk
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)
# :)
beware of wild Zamboni
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Yes. Best avoided at all times
*except in G&T
(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:30, archived)
# sperlannnng :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)
# haha
nice onomatopoeia
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:33, archived)
# :)
for getting slapped with a thin aluminum pie plate, I like "spinge"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:42, archived)
#
I'm gonna go more with...... SPAP...... on that one.
(Ollie Harvey raped my grandad was fingered by an elephant on.., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:02, archived)
# ahaaaaaa....brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:36, archived)
# I'm not angry,
I'm just disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)
# hahaha
my work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Heeeere's Bikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)
# :D good juan!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] um . . . uh . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:12, archived)
# "Again"
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# rock on!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)
# tommy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7-k_YuGBjY
(herman:D, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:54, archived)
# "More please"
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:11, archived)

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